Chapter 2! I don't know if I have to put a disclaimer on every chapter so I'll just put one on this one and chapter one.
Disclaimer- I still don't own anything!
*they all walk in, carrying bags*
Yugi-WHEE!!
Joey-5..4..3..2..1......
Yugi-WHE-what the!?!
Joey-They're all gone now. No more sugar for you, you little bastard.
Yugi-Huh?
Joey-Nevermind.
Yugi-Okay! Yami, why are you out?
*Yami looks over, watches a group of girls, walks over, starts flirting, gets slapped, comes back*
Yami-Yesss. =(
Yugi-Yami? Your voice is just freaky.
Tristan-What have I been sayin' all along!?!
Tea-No one listens to you. You're not even a major character. *ducks down incase there are any fangirls out there who might throw something, then* Who gets 6 digits on their paycheck? WHO? NOT YOU!!! Not me either, but at least I get five.
*Tristan skowls*
Yugi-I get eight.
*Everyone else falls anime style, then walk over to the counter*
Tea-Hi, we are here for the 3:00 P.M. flight to Hawaii?
Person-Where?
Tea-Hawaii.
Person-Kawaii?
Tea-HAWAII!! \_/
Person-No Kawaii. Just Hawaii.
Tea-*falls over*
Tristan-Speaking of Kawaii...are you busy friday night? ^____~
Person-Hawaii it is.
Yugi-Joey, where are the tickets?
Joey-Here!!! *holds up tickets, passes them over counter*
Person-These aren't real.
All-WHAT!?!
Person-They are made of a strange, recyclable substance. I don't know what it is but I'm going to have to be the one to tell you that you can't fly to Hawaii. But thankyou for flying with us.
Joey-Uh....We didn't fly with you.
Person-I see. Umm, is he with you?
*points over to Ben and Jerry's stand where Yugi is having the Triple Delux Brownie Castle Sundae Swirl*
Joey- OH GOD.
Yugi-WHEE!!!!
Joey-*runs over and hold him down to keep him from hitting an old couple with his hair*
Tea-THIS IS GREAT. JUST GREAT. WE HAVE FAKE TICKETS. WHO BOUGHT THESE??
Tristan*points at Joey*
Joey-Ummm........................................OKAY OKAY. I SPENT ALL THE REST OF MY MONEY ON OREOS. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE!?!
Tea- *runs over and starts beating him with those really fuzzy rope things that make the lines in the airports that you have to wait behind* DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
Joey-AHHH!!!! *runs around in circles letting Yugi free*
Yugi-WHEE!!! *goes bouncing down the hall*
Tristan-HE'S HEADING FOR THE DISPLAY OF THE WORLD'S FINEST CHINA!!!!!
CRASH.
*Everyone looks around whistling innocently*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
Joey- Guys, where did Yami go?
*All look around*
*All hear a smack*
*Yami comes back over with a red mark on his face*
Yami-STOP LOOKING AT ME! =(
Tea- You spoke!
Yami-Wow, thankyou captain obvious. -__-
Tea-Hey! Before, all you were doing was sounding like Dracula.
Yami-Oh, really? Well...I was...um...*whispers* taking some of your sugar pills.
Tea-I see...
Joey-Guys...Yugi is bouncing towards the McDonalds.
*everyone hears more crashing*
*more yelling*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
*2 hours later*
Joey-I'm hunnngrrryyyy.
Tea-Quit your whining Joey, you know that we aren't allowed in the airport McDonalds anymore. Not since Yugi bounced into the deepfrier.
Yugi-It's not my fault.
Tea- Yes it is.
*Yugi frowns*
Tristan-Hey, has anyone noticed that Bakura hasn't said anything in the last few hours?
*all look around*
Yugi-Umm....that could be a problem.
*points out huge window, the plane that they were SUPPOSED to be on is taking off, and Bakura is waving at them through the window, smiling and laughing evilly, holding a real ticket up*
Joey-ERRRR that little...how come HE gets to go on the plane?
Tea- Because he bought his ticket ahead of time and bought a REAL ticket and didnt spend all of his money on OREOS.
Joey-I knew that.
*Yami comes back from across the hall*
Yami-We leave tomorrow at 7:30 AM...I bought us some REAL tickets with all of the money that I was going to use for myself to buy a limited edition hula girl from Hawaii. I hope you are happy. She was one of those ones that sways back and forth. BACK AND FORTH!
Tea- Thanks yami! *smiles and takes tickets*
Yugi-*mocking Tea's voice and expression* Thanks Yami, I love you Yami, SEX ME UP, YAMI! \_/
Tea-WHAT WAS THAT?
Yugi-Nothing...
Tea- Good.
Tristan-Oh...my...God. O_o
All-WHAT!?
Tristan-Look.
*points over to someone coming across the floor wheeling a tiny little suitcase, wearing a bright red, green and yellow Hawaiian flower shirt and really small yellow shorts*
All-MALIK!?!?!?!?!?!
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That's all for chapter 2----
Yugi-I'm sure his fan girls love this.
Yami-If I was a fangirl and I saw him in tight shorts I'd STILL be scared.
Me-That's why you're not a fangirl. They have to love their characters no matter what. You might be short but I still love you!!*glomps Yami*
Yami- Help me.
Disclaimer- I still don't own anything!
*they all walk in, carrying bags*
Yugi-WHEE!!
Joey-5..4..3..2..1......
Yugi-WHE-what the!?!
Joey-They're all gone now. No more sugar for you, you little bastard.
Yugi-Huh?
Joey-Nevermind.
Yugi-Okay! Yami, why are you out?
*Yami looks over, watches a group of girls, walks over, starts flirting, gets slapped, comes back*
Yami-Yesss. =(
Yugi-Yami? Your voice is just freaky.
Tristan-What have I been sayin' all along!?!
Tea-No one listens to you. You're not even a major character. *ducks down incase there are any fangirls out there who might throw something, then* Who gets 6 digits on their paycheck? WHO? NOT YOU!!! Not me either, but at least I get five.
*Tristan skowls*
Yugi-I get eight.
*Everyone else falls anime style, then walk over to the counter*
Tea-Hi, we are here for the 3:00 P.M. flight to Hawaii?
Person-Where?
Tea-Hawaii.
Person-Kawaii?
Tea-HAWAII!! \_/
Person-No Kawaii. Just Hawaii.
Tea-*falls over*
Tristan-Speaking of Kawaii...are you busy friday night? ^____~
Person-Hawaii it is.
Yugi-Joey, where are the tickets?
Joey-Here!!! *holds up tickets, passes them over counter*
Person-These aren't real.
All-WHAT!?!
Person-They are made of a strange, recyclable substance. I don't know what it is but I'm going to have to be the one to tell you that you can't fly to Hawaii. But thankyou for flying with us.
Joey-Uh....We didn't fly with you.
Person-I see. Umm, is he with you?
*points over to Ben and Jerry's stand where Yugi is having the Triple Delux Brownie Castle Sundae Swirl*
Joey- OH GOD.
Yugi-WHEE!!!!
Joey-*runs over and hold him down to keep him from hitting an old couple with his hair*
Tea-THIS IS GREAT. JUST GREAT. WE HAVE FAKE TICKETS. WHO BOUGHT THESE??
Tristan*points at Joey*
Joey-Ummm........................................OKAY OKAY. I SPENT ALL THE REST OF MY MONEY ON OREOS. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE!?!
Tea- *runs over and starts beating him with those really fuzzy rope things that make the lines in the airports that you have to wait behind* DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!
Joey-AHHH!!!! *runs around in circles letting Yugi free*
Yugi-WHEE!!! *goes bouncing down the hall*
Tristan-HE'S HEADING FOR THE DISPLAY OF THE WORLD'S FINEST CHINA!!!!!
CRASH.
*Everyone looks around whistling innocently*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
Joey- Guys, where did Yami go?
*All look around*
*All hear a smack*
*Yami comes back over with a red mark on his face*
Yami-STOP LOOKING AT ME! =(
Tea- You spoke!
Yami-Wow, thankyou captain obvious. -__-
Tea-Hey! Before, all you were doing was sounding like Dracula.
Yami-Oh, really? Well...I was...um...*whispers* taking some of your sugar pills.
Tea-I see...
Joey-Guys...Yugi is bouncing towards the McDonalds.
*everyone hears more crashing*
*more yelling*
Yugi-WHEE!!!
*2 hours later*
Joey-I'm hunnngrrryyyy.
Tea-Quit your whining Joey, you know that we aren't allowed in the airport McDonalds anymore. Not since Yugi bounced into the deepfrier.
Yugi-It's not my fault.
Tea- Yes it is.
*Yugi frowns*
Tristan-Hey, has anyone noticed that Bakura hasn't said anything in the last few hours?
*all look around*
Yugi-Umm....that could be a problem.
*points out huge window, the plane that they were SUPPOSED to be on is taking off, and Bakura is waving at them through the window, smiling and laughing evilly, holding a real ticket up*
Joey-ERRRR that little...how come HE gets to go on the plane?
Tea- Because he bought his ticket ahead of time and bought a REAL ticket and didnt spend all of his money on OREOS.
Joey-I knew that.
*Yami comes back from across the hall*
Yami-We leave tomorrow at 7:30 AM...I bought us some REAL tickets with all of the money that I was going to use for myself to buy a limited edition hula girl from Hawaii. I hope you are happy. She was one of those ones that sways back and forth. BACK AND FORTH!
Tea- Thanks yami! *smiles and takes tickets*
Yugi-*mocking Tea's voice and expression* Thanks Yami, I love you Yami, SEX ME UP, YAMI! \_/
Tea-WHAT WAS THAT?
Yugi-Nothing...
Tea- Good.
Tristan-Oh...my...God. O_o
All-WHAT!?
Tristan-Look.
*points over to someone coming across the floor wheeling a tiny little suitcase, wearing a bright red, green and yellow Hawaiian flower shirt and really small yellow shorts*
All-MALIK!?!?!?!?!?!
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That's all for chapter 2----
Yugi-I'm sure his fan girls love this.
Yami-If I was a fangirl and I saw him in tight shorts I'd STILL be scared.
Me-That's why you're not a fangirl. They have to love their characters no matter what. You might be short but I still love you!!*glomps Yami*
Yami- Help me.