Hours to Go-#3
Malik-What are you looking at?
*all of the gang are staring straight ahead and blinking. Tea has dropped the tickets and
Yugi is on the verge of tears*
Yugi-PLEASE GOD, TAKE IT AWAY! I CANT BEAR TO SEE HIM ANY MORE! THE SHORTS....THE SHORTS!!!! O__O
Joey-*shields eyes* IT BURNS!!!! X_X
Yami-This is worse than 5000 years inside a puzzle with no air, light, companionship or beer.
*all look at him*
Tea-Wow, I never knew you suffered so much.
Yami-Yup.
*They all turn back to Malik*
Joey-What are YOU doing here!!?!
Malik- I'm going to Hawaii.
All -WHAT!?
Malik-Why are YOU guys here? *shoots angry glance at Yami Yugi and narrows eyes* And HIM?
Yami-HE is here to go to Hawaii too. We all are. What are YOU doing here?
Malik-I just told you.
Yami-Right. *backs up and stares at floor*
Yugi-*sings* WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS!!? ^o^
Malik- *takes out rod and starts bashing Yugi over the head with it* They aren't my shorts! They're Bakura's! I had to borrow them cuz I had no other pairs and....
All-Bakura wore THOSE!?
Malik-Only when I'm with hi- Nevermind. Erase that.
Everyone- O_O;;;;;
Malik-SO ANYWAY. Why aren't you on the plane? *lets Yugi get up...he's sitting on the ground and brushes himself off*
Joey-I bought fake tickets. Yugi, why aren't you dead? He hit you like 1,000 times with a metal pole thing!
Yugi-*pokes hair* It's the gel. It cushions.
Joey-Oh.
Tristan- *jumps up and down* I'm still here!!!
Malik- Yes, I see you.
Tristan- Good. Now my mission is done for the day. So, whose up for lunch?
All- Me!
*the group, including Malik, walk up to the airport pizza hut*
Tea- We will have the biggest pizza you got with extra cheese.
Squeaky voiced Teenager-We dont have extra cheese. *his voice breaks and Joey turns around to stifle laughter*
Tea- You can't just take some cheese and put it on the pizza?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-It'll cost ya 6000 yen a slice.
All-WHAT!?!
Yami- *steps up* Do you like games, little man?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm..eh...umm...
*the rest of the gang get sweatdrops and sit down to wait*
Yugi-Here he goes again. We just have to wait until he opens up the can of whoop @$$ on this guy and gets the extra cheese by means of the shadow realm. -___-
Joey-*nods* Is he obscessive compulsive?
Yami-*shouts* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHEF IS COOKIN?! That's pizza back there!! And Tea wants extra cheese. So we are gonna play a little game.
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm..ok...
Yami-*picks up a handfull of napkins* Whoever can guess the number closest to the number of napkins in my hand wins. If you win, I get your soul and you give us the extra cheese. If I loose, then I get your soul and you give us the extra cheese. Got it?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Ummm...I think...
Yami-Pick your number!
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm, 23?
Yami- I choose 34.
*starts counting napkins one by one as the gang falls anime style*
Yugi-Um, Yami, I don't think you should threaten peoples' souls in an airport.
Yami-Stay out of this, shortstuff!
Yugi-HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME NOT INSULT ME!
Yami- You made me loose my count! Why you little...*starts gagging Yugi...Simpsons style*
Tea-Break it up! Yami, go back to counting your napkins. Yugi, sit down and behave.
Yugi & Yami-YES MOTHER.
*Tea glares at them and sits down*
Yami-5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
*20 minutes later after Yami has lost count 507 times and a large, angry mob has formed a line behind the group*
Yami-21, 22, 23! Hm, that's not right. I was supposed to win. o_o?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-So I won?
Yami-No. NO ONE DEFEATS ME! *takes cheese grater and grates the cheese onto a pizza* MUHAHAH! *wacks kid off head with cheese grater and runs off with the whole pizza*
*Tea pays and they all move over to the seats to eat*
Yugi-Yami, the next time you do that I'm duct taping you to the inside of the Millenium
Puzzle and I'm not afraid to use force.
Yami-What are you gonna do? Reach up and punch me in the knee?
*Yugi growls and lunges at Yami Yugi, biting him in the arm*
Yami-OW! That's it! *disappears inside the Millenium Puzzle*--*from inside* I can tell when I'm not wanted. =(
Yugi-*dusts himself off* That's better. *runs over to the airport souvenier shop and buys duct tape. He starts taping up the Millenium Puzzle until it is black and unrecognizable*
Malik-Hey, while you're at it, maybe we should tape up my rod. My Yami is a little bit suicidal lately. Ever since he lost his favorite teddy bear from his soul room.
*Yugi walks over to Malik with the duct tape and starts to tape the rod* *Yami Malik emerges*
Yami Malik- Paper or plastic? I mean-DIE! DIE! YOU ALL SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!
Malik-Shut up you insane person, you. -___-x
Yami Malik- I WILL IMPALE YOU ON A STAKE AND THEN BURN YOU TO ASHES AND THEN BURN YOUR ASHES'S ASHES AND THEN THROW THOSE ASHES INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH! AND I WILL ACCOMPLISH ALL OF THIS BEFORE MY SOAP OPERA COMES ON! MUHAHAAHA!!
Tea-If you want to talk about something evil, soap operas are where to start.
*suddenly, Yugi's Millenium Puzzle makes a loud popping noise and Yami Yugi is standing next to them*
Yugi-WHAT? I duct-taped you!
Yami-Oh please. That's not brand name. ~_~
Yugi-I never knew name-brand made a difference!
Yami-You are so naive. Even me, a 5000 year old pharaoh, knows that that's a lie that all parents tell their kids so that they can pay less on shampoos and cereal and have more than enough money to use when they retire. They're all laughin' it up right now in an awesome nursing home in the Bahamas, all because you bought Crunchy-O's instead of Fruit Loops!
Yugi-Wow. That's pretty scandelous of them. O_O
Yami-I should know. I've played that trick before.
Tristan-You had kids?
Yami-Nope. Just 6000 slaves who all wanted better quality grain. I don't know what happened. A weak after I told them that it wouldn't matter what kind of grain they ate, they all died.
All-Ohhhh *sweat drop*
Yami Malik-BACK TO MEEEEEE!!! YOU ALL SHALL DIE, AND I WILL FEED YOUR BONES TO MY DRAGON-RA! AND THEN I WILL EAT HIM! AND I WILL THEN HAVE EATEN ALL OF YOU! *stops, looks down at pizza*
OOOOooohh pizza! *starts eating pizza slice after slice...after he is done, he turns to Yami Yugi*
Yami Malik-Hey homie, lets bust this joint. These peeps are too whack for me. They don't know how to chill like mofos. Let's blow this icecream parlor.
Yami-Yesss, whatever you say. O_o;; *They walk off towards nearest StarBucks.*
The rest of the gang-Well, now that that's over....
Tea- I guess we are staying for the night.
Tristan- OOOOO Yugi, better reserve your bed next to Tea.
Yugi-*cries* Why does everyone pick on ME?
Joey-It's so easy. You're short, weak, have weird hair, bad fashion sense and no girlfriend. But besides that, you're not bad.
(all of a sudden, I, THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS, descend from the ceiling and land next to Yugi)
Me-It's ok Yugi, you get an extra zero on your paycheck! And even if you are all of that, you're still reallllyyy cute! *glomps Yugi, secretly thinking, if only Yami was here, he'd be the one that I'd be glomping-then I turn to Joey* Joey, you just be quiet. I know where you live. *Joey gulps*
(I ascend back through the ceiling and dissapear)
Joey-She's not so special. I could write a fic like this.
Me- *shoots lightning bolt down* MUHAHAHAH, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A 2-DIMENSIONAL MORTAL! MUAHAHAH!
Joey-O_o Don't make fun of my two-dimensional-ness! *hides behind Yugi which barely covers him*
All-*sweatdrop*
*******
The end of chap. 3
Yugi- Yami, I can't believe you killed 6000 slaves.
Yami-What? It was for the good of Egypt! I swear! I didn't do it on purpose!
Yugi- That's what they all say. It was ACTUALLY for the good of you.
Yami-.........
Malik-What are you looking at?
*all of the gang are staring straight ahead and blinking. Tea has dropped the tickets and
Yugi is on the verge of tears*
Yugi-PLEASE GOD, TAKE IT AWAY! I CANT BEAR TO SEE HIM ANY MORE! THE SHORTS....THE SHORTS!!!! O__O
Joey-*shields eyes* IT BURNS!!!! X_X
Yami-This is worse than 5000 years inside a puzzle with no air, light, companionship or beer.
*all look at him*
Tea-Wow, I never knew you suffered so much.
Yami-Yup.
*They all turn back to Malik*
Joey-What are YOU doing here!!?!
Malik- I'm going to Hawaii.
All -WHAT!?
Malik-Why are YOU guys here? *shoots angry glance at Yami Yugi and narrows eyes* And HIM?
Yami-HE is here to go to Hawaii too. We all are. What are YOU doing here?
Malik-I just told you.
Yami-Right. *backs up and stares at floor*
Yugi-*sings* WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS!!? ^o^
Malik- *takes out rod and starts bashing Yugi over the head with it* They aren't my shorts! They're Bakura's! I had to borrow them cuz I had no other pairs and....
All-Bakura wore THOSE!?
Malik-Only when I'm with hi- Nevermind. Erase that.
Everyone- O_O;;;;;
Malik-SO ANYWAY. Why aren't you on the plane? *lets Yugi get up...he's sitting on the ground and brushes himself off*
Joey-I bought fake tickets. Yugi, why aren't you dead? He hit you like 1,000 times with a metal pole thing!
Yugi-*pokes hair* It's the gel. It cushions.
Joey-Oh.
Tristan- *jumps up and down* I'm still here!!!
Malik- Yes, I see you.
Tristan- Good. Now my mission is done for the day. So, whose up for lunch?
All- Me!
*the group, including Malik, walk up to the airport pizza hut*
Tea- We will have the biggest pizza you got with extra cheese.
Squeaky voiced Teenager-We dont have extra cheese. *his voice breaks and Joey turns around to stifle laughter*
Tea- You can't just take some cheese and put it on the pizza?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-It'll cost ya 6000 yen a slice.
All-WHAT!?!
Yami- *steps up* Do you like games, little man?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm..eh...umm...
*the rest of the gang get sweatdrops and sit down to wait*
Yugi-Here he goes again. We just have to wait until he opens up the can of whoop @$$ on this guy and gets the extra cheese by means of the shadow realm. -___-
Joey-*nods* Is he obscessive compulsive?
Yami-*shouts* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CHEF IS COOKIN?! That's pizza back there!! And Tea wants extra cheese. So we are gonna play a little game.
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm..ok...
Yami-*picks up a handfull of napkins* Whoever can guess the number closest to the number of napkins in my hand wins. If you win, I get your soul and you give us the extra cheese. If I loose, then I get your soul and you give us the extra cheese. Got it?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Ummm...I think...
Yami-Pick your number!
Squeaky voiced Teenager-Umm, 23?
Yami- I choose 34.
*starts counting napkins one by one as the gang falls anime style*
Yugi-Um, Yami, I don't think you should threaten peoples' souls in an airport.
Yami-Stay out of this, shortstuff!
Yugi-HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME NOT INSULT ME!
Yami- You made me loose my count! Why you little...*starts gagging Yugi...Simpsons style*
Tea-Break it up! Yami, go back to counting your napkins. Yugi, sit down and behave.
Yugi & Yami-YES MOTHER.
*Tea glares at them and sits down*
Yami-5, 6, 7, 8, 9...
*20 minutes later after Yami has lost count 507 times and a large, angry mob has formed a line behind the group*
Yami-21, 22, 23! Hm, that's not right. I was supposed to win. o_o?
Squeaky voiced Teenager-So I won?
Yami-No. NO ONE DEFEATS ME! *takes cheese grater and grates the cheese onto a pizza* MUHAHAH! *wacks kid off head with cheese grater and runs off with the whole pizza*
*Tea pays and they all move over to the seats to eat*
Yugi-Yami, the next time you do that I'm duct taping you to the inside of the Millenium
Puzzle and I'm not afraid to use force.
Yami-What are you gonna do? Reach up and punch me in the knee?
*Yugi growls and lunges at Yami Yugi, biting him in the arm*
Yami-OW! That's it! *disappears inside the Millenium Puzzle*--*from inside* I can tell when I'm not wanted. =(
Yugi-*dusts himself off* That's better. *runs over to the airport souvenier shop and buys duct tape. He starts taping up the Millenium Puzzle until it is black and unrecognizable*
Malik-Hey, while you're at it, maybe we should tape up my rod. My Yami is a little bit suicidal lately. Ever since he lost his favorite teddy bear from his soul room.
*Yugi walks over to Malik with the duct tape and starts to tape the rod* *Yami Malik emerges*
Yami Malik- Paper or plastic? I mean-DIE! DIE! YOU ALL SHALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH!
Malik-Shut up you insane person, you. -___-x
Yami Malik- I WILL IMPALE YOU ON A STAKE AND THEN BURN YOU TO ASHES AND THEN BURN YOUR ASHES'S ASHES AND THEN THROW THOSE ASHES INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH! AND I WILL ACCOMPLISH ALL OF THIS BEFORE MY SOAP OPERA COMES ON! MUHAHAAHA!!
Tea-If you want to talk about something evil, soap operas are where to start.
*suddenly, Yugi's Millenium Puzzle makes a loud popping noise and Yami Yugi is standing next to them*
Yugi-WHAT? I duct-taped you!
Yami-Oh please. That's not brand name. ~_~
Yugi-I never knew name-brand made a difference!
Yami-You are so naive. Even me, a 5000 year old pharaoh, knows that that's a lie that all parents tell their kids so that they can pay less on shampoos and cereal and have more than enough money to use when they retire. They're all laughin' it up right now in an awesome nursing home in the Bahamas, all because you bought Crunchy-O's instead of Fruit Loops!
Yugi-Wow. That's pretty scandelous of them. O_O
Yami-I should know. I've played that trick before.
Tristan-You had kids?
Yami-Nope. Just 6000 slaves who all wanted better quality grain. I don't know what happened. A weak after I told them that it wouldn't matter what kind of grain they ate, they all died.
All-Ohhhh *sweat drop*
Yami Malik-BACK TO MEEEEEE!!! YOU ALL SHALL DIE, AND I WILL FEED YOUR BONES TO MY DRAGON-RA! AND THEN I WILL EAT HIM! AND I WILL THEN HAVE EATEN ALL OF YOU! *stops, looks down at pizza*
OOOOooohh pizza! *starts eating pizza slice after slice...after he is done, he turns to Yami Yugi*
Yami Malik-Hey homie, lets bust this joint. These peeps are too whack for me. They don't know how to chill like mofos. Let's blow this icecream parlor.
Yami-Yesss, whatever you say. O_o;; *They walk off towards nearest StarBucks.*
The rest of the gang-Well, now that that's over....
Tea- I guess we are staying for the night.
Tristan- OOOOO Yugi, better reserve your bed next to Tea.
Yugi-*cries* Why does everyone pick on ME?
Joey-It's so easy. You're short, weak, have weird hair, bad fashion sense and no girlfriend. But besides that, you're not bad.
(all of a sudden, I, THE ALMIGHTY AUTHORESS, descend from the ceiling and land next to Yugi)
Me-It's ok Yugi, you get an extra zero on your paycheck! And even if you are all of that, you're still reallllyyy cute! *glomps Yugi, secretly thinking, if only Yami was here, he'd be the one that I'd be glomping-then I turn to Joey* Joey, you just be quiet. I know where you live. *Joey gulps*
(I ascend back through the ceiling and dissapear)
Joey-She's not so special. I could write a fic like this.
Me- *shoots lightning bolt down* MUHAHAHAH, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A 2-DIMENSIONAL MORTAL! MUAHAHAH!
Joey-O_o Don't make fun of my two-dimensional-ness! *hides behind Yugi which barely covers him*
All-*sweatdrop*
*******
The end of chap. 3
Yugi- Yami, I can't believe you killed 6000 slaves.
Yami-What? It was for the good of Egypt! I swear! I didn't do it on purpose!
Yugi- That's what they all say. It was ACTUALLY for the good of you.
Yami-.........