Doctor Octopus and Carnage are in a dark and damp spot of Gotham City. They
are standing by The Arkham Asylum looking over at an old building that
reads "Missy's Toy Outlet".
Doc Ock: Ah. Missy's Toy Outlet. I believe this is the place that annoying little schmuck told us to go.
Carnage: What annoying little schmuck? (Burps) Oh. THAT annoying little schmuck. Hehehehehehe!
Suddenly Carnage's laughter blends in with someone else's: The Joker's!!
Carnage: What was that Otto?
Doc Ock: You Neanderthal! That was the Joker!!! Now I KNOW this is the place.
Looks about.
Doc Ock: (jerks head to right) Come on, this way!
Doc Ock starts walking toward the building. Carnage follows behind him. They open the rusted, creaky door. They see a long corridor. The two walk in, and as the walk down they hear maniacal laughter. They get to a door that says "Joka wuz here". The two open it and look in. Inside, Joker is sitting down on a ripped up sofa, while Harley is dusting and cleaning. Joker is very depressed about the battle that took place earlier in the day.
Joker: I just don't understand it!!! How was I defeated again!?!?!?! It just doesn't make sense.
Harley places a flower on a table in front of him.
Harley: Don't worry puddin! I still love ya, even if you are a no good, dirty rotten, idiotic, Neanderthal that can't even kill a man in tights.
Joker looks up at Harley and looks rather disgusted.
Joker: (Dull) Gee thanks Harl. That made me feel SO much better.
Harley: Don't mention it Mista J.
Doctor Octopus and Carnage walk into the room. Doctor Octopus is chuckling. Joker springs up and grabs a gas gun from the table. He points it at Doc Ock.
Joker: All right buster!! Put your hands up!! All six of them!!
Harley pulls out a mini-gun and points it as well.
Harley: Yeah!!
Doctor Octopus walks over to them.
Doc Ock: Calm down my dear man, please. I am not here to harm you; I'm here to help you.
Joker slowly lowers his gun.
Joker: Help me? Why? Who are you???
Doc Ock: So sorry. Permit me to introduce myself. I am Doctor Otto Octavious and this is my hired help, Cletus Cassidy a.k.a Carnage!
Carnage walks out over toward Doc Ock. He grins at Harley.
Harley: Oh my gawd!!! He has such a CUTE smile!!!!
Joker looks over at her.
Joker: Ahem.
Harley blushes.
Harley: Well, he does.
Joker turns to Doc Ock.
Joker: So, why have you come to help me Mr. Octavious?
Doc Ock grabs an armchair with one of his tentacles. He pulls it over and sits in it in the nick of time.
Doc Ock: Why, Mr. Joker? I'll tell you. I have a vision!!! A vision of wonderful chaos and havoc bestowing upon New York City.
Joker rubs his hands together gleefully.
Joker: Now this is my kind of guy!!!
Doc Ock: Mr. Joker, your are having some pest problems, are you not?
Joker nervously looks from side to side repeatedly.
Joker: Pests!? Where? Can I kill them???
Doc Ock gets an annoyed look on his face.
Doc Ock: A certain CAPED CRUSADER???
Joker: Oh yes, Bat butt. I am having LOADS of trouble with him.
Doc Ock: Which brings me to why I am here. I think if we join forces.........
Joker: (Interrupting) Nah ah. Already tried that with Lex Luthor and it went nothing but bad.
Doc Ock: No no no no no! This plan is MUCH different and is bound to be more successful!
Joker: Okay Mr. Calamari. I'm listening.
Doc Ock: You see, I too have problems with a certain.
Carnage: (Interrupting) Eddie Brock!!!
Doc Ock gives Carnage an evil look.
Doc Ock: ..Spider-Man.
Harley: But what does that hafta do wit us Docta O?
Doc Ock: Well, Spider-Man has never met you two right??
Joker: Yes..
Doc Ock: And I have never met Batman right?????
Carnage: Yes...
Doc Ock: Well, with a little trickery don't you think that we could..
Joker jumps up on the couch.
Joker: TURN THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!! OH I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK DOC OCK!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!
Joker starts dancing around the room with joy. Doc Ock, Harley, and Carnage join him in the dance of joy.
Doc Ock: And while the idiots are too busy fighting, will proceed with my master plan!!!!!!
Harley: Yippee!!!! Um..(Stops dancing) what is the master plan?
Doc Ock pulls out a blue print from his pocket.
Doc Ock: Glad you asked that Harley.
He opens the blue print. It has a huge machine on it. He points to it.
Doc Ock: With my laboratory supplies, we will build this machine on the tallest skyscraper in Gotham, The Clock Tower.
Joker: Well what does it do?
Doc Ock: It uses the symbiotes to turn people into....
Doc Ock points to Carnage.
Doc Ock: ...THAT!!!!
Carnage looks over at Ock.
Carnage: Watch it buster!!!
Doc Ock: These people will turn into symbiote creatures and will help do my..I mean...our bidding. Plus, with you laughing products I can give them a feature that you will most definitely love: A mile wide grin!!!!
Joker smiles evilly.
Joker: You got yourself a deal Mr. Octopus!!!!!!
Joker shakes hands with Doc Ock while Harley and Carnage shake hands as well. The two stare into each other's eyes. Joker smacks Harley's hand, as does Doc Ock to Carnage.
Doc Ock: Come now. We've got work to do.
Doc Ock: Ah. Missy's Toy Outlet. I believe this is the place that annoying little schmuck told us to go.
Carnage: What annoying little schmuck? (Burps) Oh. THAT annoying little schmuck. Hehehehehehe!
Suddenly Carnage's laughter blends in with someone else's: The Joker's!!
Carnage: What was that Otto?
Doc Ock: You Neanderthal! That was the Joker!!! Now I KNOW this is the place.
Looks about.
Doc Ock: (jerks head to right) Come on, this way!
Doc Ock starts walking toward the building. Carnage follows behind him. They open the rusted, creaky door. They see a long corridor. The two walk in, and as the walk down they hear maniacal laughter. They get to a door that says "Joka wuz here". The two open it and look in. Inside, Joker is sitting down on a ripped up sofa, while Harley is dusting and cleaning. Joker is very depressed about the battle that took place earlier in the day.
Joker: I just don't understand it!!! How was I defeated again!?!?!?! It just doesn't make sense.
Harley places a flower on a table in front of him.
Harley: Don't worry puddin! I still love ya, even if you are a no good, dirty rotten, idiotic, Neanderthal that can't even kill a man in tights.
Joker looks up at Harley and looks rather disgusted.
Joker: (Dull) Gee thanks Harl. That made me feel SO much better.
Harley: Don't mention it Mista J.
Doctor Octopus and Carnage walk into the room. Doctor Octopus is chuckling. Joker springs up and grabs a gas gun from the table. He points it at Doc Ock.
Joker: All right buster!! Put your hands up!! All six of them!!
Harley pulls out a mini-gun and points it as well.
Harley: Yeah!!
Doctor Octopus walks over to them.
Doc Ock: Calm down my dear man, please. I am not here to harm you; I'm here to help you.
Joker slowly lowers his gun.
Joker: Help me? Why? Who are you???
Doc Ock: So sorry. Permit me to introduce myself. I am Doctor Otto Octavious and this is my hired help, Cletus Cassidy a.k.a Carnage!
Carnage walks out over toward Doc Ock. He grins at Harley.
Harley: Oh my gawd!!! He has such a CUTE smile!!!!
Joker looks over at her.
Joker: Ahem.
Harley blushes.
Harley: Well, he does.
Joker turns to Doc Ock.
Joker: So, why have you come to help me Mr. Octavious?
Doc Ock grabs an armchair with one of his tentacles. He pulls it over and sits in it in the nick of time.
Doc Ock: Why, Mr. Joker? I'll tell you. I have a vision!!! A vision of wonderful chaos and havoc bestowing upon New York City.
Joker rubs his hands together gleefully.
Joker: Now this is my kind of guy!!!
Doc Ock: Mr. Joker, your are having some pest problems, are you not?
Joker nervously looks from side to side repeatedly.
Joker: Pests!? Where? Can I kill them???
Doc Ock gets an annoyed look on his face.
Doc Ock: A certain CAPED CRUSADER???
Joker: Oh yes, Bat butt. I am having LOADS of trouble with him.
Doc Ock: Which brings me to why I am here. I think if we join forces.........
Joker: (Interrupting) Nah ah. Already tried that with Lex Luthor and it went nothing but bad.
Doc Ock: No no no no no! This plan is MUCH different and is bound to be more successful!
Joker: Okay Mr. Calamari. I'm listening.
Doc Ock: You see, I too have problems with a certain.
Carnage: (Interrupting) Eddie Brock!!!
Doc Ock gives Carnage an evil look.
Doc Ock: ..Spider-Man.
Harley: But what does that hafta do wit us Docta O?
Doc Ock: Well, Spider-Man has never met you two right??
Joker: Yes..
Doc Ock: And I have never met Batman right?????
Carnage: Yes...
Doc Ock: Well, with a little trickery don't you think that we could..
Joker jumps up on the couch.
Joker: TURN THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!!! OH I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK DOC OCK!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!
Joker starts dancing around the room with joy. Doc Ock, Harley, and Carnage join him in the dance of joy.
Doc Ock: And while the idiots are too busy fighting, will proceed with my master plan!!!!!!
Harley: Yippee!!!! Um..(Stops dancing) what is the master plan?
Doc Ock pulls out a blue print from his pocket.
Doc Ock: Glad you asked that Harley.
He opens the blue print. It has a huge machine on it. He points to it.
Doc Ock: With my laboratory supplies, we will build this machine on the tallest skyscraper in Gotham, The Clock Tower.
Joker: Well what does it do?
Doc Ock: It uses the symbiotes to turn people into....
Doc Ock points to Carnage.
Doc Ock: ...THAT!!!!
Carnage looks over at Ock.
Carnage: Watch it buster!!!
Doc Ock: These people will turn into symbiote creatures and will help do my..I mean...our bidding. Plus, with you laughing products I can give them a feature that you will most definitely love: A mile wide grin!!!!
Joker smiles evilly.
Joker: You got yourself a deal Mr. Octopus!!!!!!
Joker shakes hands with Doc Ock while Harley and Carnage shake hands as well. The two stare into each other's eyes. Joker smacks Harley's hand, as does Doc Ock to Carnage.
Doc Ock: Come now. We've got work to do.