5-Strip Poker
It's now dinner time. Joey, Tristan, Malik, Yugi and Tea are sitting on their "beds" and talking. Yugi isn't hyper anymore and has been let out of the pillow case. So far, they were banned from McDonalds, Pizza Hut and China Imports, due to Yami and Yugi's antics earlier that day. Now they were all waiting for Yami Malik and Yami Yugi to return from their little trip to Starbucks.
Joey-Do you think we should go and find them?
Tristan-Nahh, they're old enough to take care of themselves.
Yugi-*grumbles* And I'm not?
Tea-We never said that. -_-'
Yugi-BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT! \_/
Everyone else- *backs away*
Suddenly, Yami Malik comes back smiling his head off and sits down next to Tea.
Malik- \_/ WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Yami Malik- ^__^ Out making friends. The bartender is so much like me! He was telling me about this time when he mixed lemonade and vodka and served it to kids at a birthday pa- *looks around at everyone* What?
All- O_o
Malik-That's it! No more friends for you! Get back in the rod! Get! Bad Yami Malik! Bad!
Yami Malik- =( Don't you want me to make friends!? YOU'RE SO MEAN! *goes inside rod*
Malik-^_^ That's better.
Tea- -__- Did you ever think that YOU'RE the reason that your Yami is suicidal and insane?
Malik-What's that Tea? You likkkeeee my Yami? Are you standing up for him???? ^__^
Tea-*holds up her fist and gets little anime flames behind her head* I DON'T LIKE HIM!
Everyone else- O_o;;
Yugi-Where's my Yami?
Malik- *shrugs* Probably in some alley or on the side of the road beaten and dying.
Yugi-O_O!!!!! *cries*
Tea- Now look what you did! You're gonna scar him for life.
Yugi-Only DYING? WHY CAN'T HE BE DEAD!!!
Tea- O_O? Yugi! What's gotten in to you! You don't really want him dead, do you?
Yugi-See if I care. *sniffles*
Malik-*zones out, then* My Yami says that he's unconcious in the Gold Platinum Bar and Lounge because he tried to assault the bartender after he said he was underage and demanded ID.
Yugi-Damnit!
Tea-PROFANITY! Yugi Mutou, go to your plastic airline seat and think about what you've done.
Yugi-*grumbles and walks over to his seat*
Tristan-How bout we play a game to pass the time?
Joey-Yeahh!!!! SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Tea-I feel strangely outnumbered.
Joey-Nah, there's more than one girl here. (winks at Tristan)
Tristan- \_/ JOEY!
Joey-I never said it was you! ^___^
Tristan- Grrrrrrrrr.... \___/
Joey-Ok then, STRIP POKER! ^___^
Malik-I got the cards!
Tristan-That...I'm up for.
Tea-I guess........
Yugi-Hehehehehehe...I'm wearin' my lucky boxers ^__~
Tea-Yugi! Are you thinking about what you've done?
Yugi-I already thought about it!
Tea-Well okay, in that case, let's play. But first....*runs off* *comes back dragging Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi-Hubbada, who?
Tristan- We're playin' strip poker. Wake up!!!!
Yami-Strip poker? *looks at Tea* Is that when she strips and you poke her? *Joey laughs and high-fives him*
Tea-YAMI!!
Yami-Sorry....^__^;; I was just kiddin'....
Tea-*grumbles* Okay, Malik, deal. We can bet with these. *hands him a package of M & M's* Here is what will happen. If you bid higher than everyone else and you loose, you take off something. If you win, everyone else who bid takes off something. (I'm not sure how you really play so just bear with me here:-))
The group gets in a circle and Malik deals out the cards. The order is Malik, Yami Yugi, Tea, Yugi, Tristan and Joey.
Yami Yugi-*looks at cards* Oh, Ra. I bid ALL OF MY M&M'S!
Joey-Oh crap. I forgot he's the King of Games.
Yugi-*grumble grumble* -___-*
Tea-I fold.
Yugi-I fold. *grumble grumble*
Tristan-I also bid all of my M&M'S!
Yami- *shoots him angry glance* YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Joey-I bid...NOTHING! BUHAHAH.
Malik-Ummmmmmmm.......ummm.....SHUT UP YAMI MALIK I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS A PAIR, BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT! *starts hitting the rod against the floor, then straightens out his collar and smiles* I bid nothing.
Joey-Ummm... O_o;;;
Tea-Okay, Yami, Tristan, let's see your hands!
Tristan-Hmmm...Full House!!! Buhahah!
Yami-Royal Flush. ^___^ And it fits me, since I AM a pharaoh.
Yugi-*grumble grumble*
Tea-*sigh* Tristan, you gotta take off some clothes.
Tristan-*removes shoe* There.
After about 10 minutes of playing, Tristan is stripped down to his boxers, which reveal dancing penguins and choo-choo trains. Everyone else BUT Yami Yugi has taken off a peice of clothing.
Tea-GROUP HUDDLE! *Yami Yugi moves over* Except you. You're not part of the group. So leave.
Yami Yugi- =( *moves away* *eats M&M's*
Tea-*whispers* Okay, we gotta take Yami Yugi down.
Joey-*whispers* That's not gonna work! We can't do anything against his strip poker king-ness!
Tea-*whispers* Yes we can! Malik, take over his body, and make it so he looses. ^___^
Malik-I like how you think. ^__~
Everyone moves back to sit down. Tristan is getting nervous, since the janitor woman is eyeing him. Yami Yugi deals. Everyone sits around and waits, smiling behind their hands.
Tea-I bid....six M&M's.
Yugi-I also bid 6!
Tristan- I bid ALL OF MY M&M'S!
Tea- You don't have any M&M's!
Tristan-Exactly! That's why I'm bidding all of them!
Tea-*gets up and smacks head against wall*
Joey-I bid 3.
Malik-I fold. ^___^
Yami Yugi-I bid ALL OF- *stops abruptly, Malik has taken over his body with the rod* MY CLOTHES!
Tea-^__^ All of your clothes? ^__~
Yami Yugi-Yes-no-Yes, I mean...errg...Yes! And I also bid one of my M&M's! And I love Malik! *starts punching his own face*
Malik-hehehehehe ^___^
Everyone reveals their hands. Malik has nothing, Tea has a pair of 5's, Yugi has a pair of Queens, Tristan has nothing, and Joey has two pairs, a pair of 3's and a pair of 4's. Yami Yugi stops punching himself, and lays down his hand.
All *but Yami Yugi*-WHAT!?!
In front of them is a full house made up of two pairs and a two, which is wild.
Tea-ARG! *takes off her socks*
Yugi-*grumble, takes off shirt*
Malik-WHAT?! *stares in disbelief and then takes off shirt as well*
Tea-*stares at Malik* MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
Malik-O_o;;;;; *pulls pillow case over himself*
Joey-*takes off pants* Heheheh I thought I'd be different. *he's wearing boxers that say "Nice Bass," and show a picture of a fish on his butt* I bought them when I visited America!
All-O_O;;
Tristan- MUHAHAHA! I don't have to take off anything!
Tea- Yes, yes, you do. You bet all of your M&M's. Even though you have nothing you STILL BET.
Tristan-*gulps* *looks at janitor lady* Ummmm....ummmm....umm...*starts to sweat* ummm....ummm....MOMMY!
Malik-*still has control of Yami Yugi's body* Yami Yugi, why don't you help him take off his boxers?
Yami Yugi- *a look that would have put a scared little puppy dog to shame comes over his face* NOOOO! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! NOOO!!!!!!!
All but Yami yugi and Tristan- Do IT, do IT, do IT!
Yami Yugi-*reaches unwillingly for Tristan's boxers* GYAA!!! *Malik cackles* *Tristan whimpers* *Yugi grumbles* *Joey shields his eyes* *Tea smiles*
The tension is buidling as Yami Yugi daintily grabs the bottoms and starts to pull, when.....
Yami Malik- *shoots out from Rod* DIE! YOU SHALL ALL DIE! DIE! DIE! DON'T TOUCH MY HOMIE! *smacks Malik* *pulls Yami Yugi away*
Yami Yugi & Tristan-*sigh in relief* THANK THE GODS!
Malik-Grrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost got a free show! I mean....
All but Malik- O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*infinte sweatdrops*
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Yami-AGHH! How could you make me touch his boxers!
Yugi- You asked for it.
Me- Plus, it was amusing.
Yami- I'm scarred for life. I hope people flame you!
Me- Now that's not a good thing to say! *zaps him with little lightning bolt*
Yami-Hey! Watch it! You're gonna make my hair poof up!
Yugi- I dont think it's gonna look much different.
Yami-Watch it!
It's now dinner time. Joey, Tristan, Malik, Yugi and Tea are sitting on their "beds" and talking. Yugi isn't hyper anymore and has been let out of the pillow case. So far, they were banned from McDonalds, Pizza Hut and China Imports, due to Yami and Yugi's antics earlier that day. Now they were all waiting for Yami Malik and Yami Yugi to return from their little trip to Starbucks.
Joey-Do you think we should go and find them?
Tristan-Nahh, they're old enough to take care of themselves.
Yugi-*grumbles* And I'm not?
Tea-We never said that. -_-'
Yugi-BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT! \_/
Everyone else- *backs away*
Suddenly, Yami Malik comes back smiling his head off and sits down next to Tea.
Malik- \_/ WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Yami Malik- ^__^ Out making friends. The bartender is so much like me! He was telling me about this time when he mixed lemonade and vodka and served it to kids at a birthday pa- *looks around at everyone* What?
All- O_o
Malik-That's it! No more friends for you! Get back in the rod! Get! Bad Yami Malik! Bad!
Yami Malik- =( Don't you want me to make friends!? YOU'RE SO MEAN! *goes inside rod*
Malik-^_^ That's better.
Tea- -__- Did you ever think that YOU'RE the reason that your Yami is suicidal and insane?
Malik-What's that Tea? You likkkeeee my Yami? Are you standing up for him???? ^__^
Tea-*holds up her fist and gets little anime flames behind her head* I DON'T LIKE HIM!
Everyone else- O_o;;
Yugi-Where's my Yami?
Malik- *shrugs* Probably in some alley or on the side of the road beaten and dying.
Yugi-O_O!!!!! *cries*
Tea- Now look what you did! You're gonna scar him for life.
Yugi-Only DYING? WHY CAN'T HE BE DEAD!!!
Tea- O_O? Yugi! What's gotten in to you! You don't really want him dead, do you?
Yugi-See if I care. *sniffles*
Malik-*zones out, then* My Yami says that he's unconcious in the Gold Platinum Bar and Lounge because he tried to assault the bartender after he said he was underage and demanded ID.
Yugi-Damnit!
Tea-PROFANITY! Yugi Mutou, go to your plastic airline seat and think about what you've done.
Yugi-*grumbles and walks over to his seat*
Tristan-How bout we play a game to pass the time?
Joey-Yeahh!!!! SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Tea-I feel strangely outnumbered.
Joey-Nah, there's more than one girl here. (winks at Tristan)
Tristan- \_/ JOEY!
Joey-I never said it was you! ^___^
Tristan- Grrrrrrrrr.... \___/
Joey-Ok then, STRIP POKER! ^___^
Malik-I got the cards!
Tristan-That...I'm up for.
Tea-I guess........
Yugi-Hehehehehehe...I'm wearin' my lucky boxers ^__~
Tea-Yugi! Are you thinking about what you've done?
Yugi-I already thought about it!
Tea-Well okay, in that case, let's play. But first....*runs off* *comes back dragging Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi-Hubbada, who?
Tristan- We're playin' strip poker. Wake up!!!!
Yami-Strip poker? *looks at Tea* Is that when she strips and you poke her? *Joey laughs and high-fives him*
Tea-YAMI!!
Yami-Sorry....^__^;; I was just kiddin'....
Tea-*grumbles* Okay, Malik, deal. We can bet with these. *hands him a package of M & M's* Here is what will happen. If you bid higher than everyone else and you loose, you take off something. If you win, everyone else who bid takes off something. (I'm not sure how you really play so just bear with me here:-))
The group gets in a circle and Malik deals out the cards. The order is Malik, Yami Yugi, Tea, Yugi, Tristan and Joey.
Yami Yugi-*looks at cards* Oh, Ra. I bid ALL OF MY M&M'S!
Joey-Oh crap. I forgot he's the King of Games.
Yugi-*grumble grumble* -___-*
Tea-I fold.
Yugi-I fold. *grumble grumble*
Tristan-I also bid all of my M&M'S!
Yami- *shoots him angry glance* YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Joey-I bid...NOTHING! BUHAHAH.
Malik-Ummmmmmmm.......ummm.....SHUT UP YAMI MALIK I UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS A PAIR, BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT! *starts hitting the rod against the floor, then straightens out his collar and smiles* I bid nothing.
Joey-Ummm... O_o;;;
Tea-Okay, Yami, Tristan, let's see your hands!
Tristan-Hmmm...Full House!!! Buhahah!
Yami-Royal Flush. ^___^ And it fits me, since I AM a pharaoh.
Yugi-*grumble grumble*
Tea-*sigh* Tristan, you gotta take off some clothes.
Tristan-*removes shoe* There.
After about 10 minutes of playing, Tristan is stripped down to his boxers, which reveal dancing penguins and choo-choo trains. Everyone else BUT Yami Yugi has taken off a peice of clothing.
Tea-GROUP HUDDLE! *Yami Yugi moves over* Except you. You're not part of the group. So leave.
Yami Yugi- =( *moves away* *eats M&M's*
Tea-*whispers* Okay, we gotta take Yami Yugi down.
Joey-*whispers* That's not gonna work! We can't do anything against his strip poker king-ness!
Tea-*whispers* Yes we can! Malik, take over his body, and make it so he looses. ^___^
Malik-I like how you think. ^__~
Everyone moves back to sit down. Tristan is getting nervous, since the janitor woman is eyeing him. Yami Yugi deals. Everyone sits around and waits, smiling behind their hands.
Tea-I bid....six M&M's.
Yugi-I also bid 6!
Tristan- I bid ALL OF MY M&M'S!
Tea- You don't have any M&M's!
Tristan-Exactly! That's why I'm bidding all of them!
Tea-*gets up and smacks head against wall*
Joey-I bid 3.
Malik-I fold. ^___^
Yami Yugi-I bid ALL OF- *stops abruptly, Malik has taken over his body with the rod* MY CLOTHES!
Tea-^__^ All of your clothes? ^__~
Yami Yugi-Yes-no-Yes, I mean...errg...Yes! And I also bid one of my M&M's! And I love Malik! *starts punching his own face*
Malik-hehehehehe ^___^
Everyone reveals their hands. Malik has nothing, Tea has a pair of 5's, Yugi has a pair of Queens, Tristan has nothing, and Joey has two pairs, a pair of 3's and a pair of 4's. Yami Yugi stops punching himself, and lays down his hand.
All *but Yami Yugi*-WHAT!?!
In front of them is a full house made up of two pairs and a two, which is wild.
Tea-ARG! *takes off her socks*
Yugi-*grumble, takes off shirt*
Malik-WHAT?! *stares in disbelief and then takes off shirt as well*
Tea-*stares at Malik* MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm.
Malik-O_o;;;;; *pulls pillow case over himself*
Joey-*takes off pants* Heheheh I thought I'd be different. *he's wearing boxers that say "Nice Bass," and show a picture of a fish on his butt* I bought them when I visited America!
All-O_O;;
Tristan- MUHAHAHA! I don't have to take off anything!
Tea- Yes, yes, you do. You bet all of your M&M's. Even though you have nothing you STILL BET.
Tristan-*gulps* *looks at janitor lady* Ummmm....ummmm....umm...*starts to sweat* ummm....ummm....MOMMY!
Malik-*still has control of Yami Yugi's body* Yami Yugi, why don't you help him take off his boxers?
Yami Yugi- *a look that would have put a scared little puppy dog to shame comes over his face* NOOOO! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! NOOO!!!!!!!
All but Yami yugi and Tristan- Do IT, do IT, do IT!
Yami Yugi-*reaches unwillingly for Tristan's boxers* GYAA!!! *Malik cackles* *Tristan whimpers* *Yugi grumbles* *Joey shields his eyes* *Tea smiles*
The tension is buidling as Yami Yugi daintily grabs the bottoms and starts to pull, when.....
Yami Malik- *shoots out from Rod* DIE! YOU SHALL ALL DIE! DIE! DIE! DON'T TOUCH MY HOMIE! *smacks Malik* *pulls Yami Yugi away*
Yami Yugi & Tristan-*sigh in relief* THANK THE GODS!
Malik-Grrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost got a free show! I mean....
All but Malik- O_o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*infinte sweatdrops*
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Please R&R! If the reviews are good I'll try to get around to writing more.
Yami-AGHH! How could you make me touch his boxers!
Yugi- You asked for it.
Me- Plus, it was amusing.
Yami- I'm scarred for life. I hope people flame you!
Me- Now that's not a good thing to say! *zaps him with little lightning bolt*
Yami-Hey! Watch it! You're gonna make my hair poof up!
Yugi- I dont think it's gonna look much different.
Yami-Watch it!