Ok I got around to finishing another chapter...Thankyou for the nice reviews! I've been having writer's block trying to think of what will happen to them but I've decided to give Yami a little break considering I've been abusing him a bit the last few chapters. :-D
Yami-It's about time.
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6-Here's to the Night ;-)
It is now 11:00 at night in the airport. All the lights have been turned off and the doors locked. The gang have recovered from their game of strip poker which went horribly wrong, and are sitting around their "beds" telling ghost stories in the dark. They seem to be the only people left in the airport.
Yugi- *with flashlight held under his face* And then I woke up....looked in the cabinet, and realized I ran out of hairgel !!!!!
Tea- -__- That's not scary, Yuge.
Joey-Yeah, I didn't even scream.
Tristan-Hehehehe....Yugi, I think you scared ONE person. *points at Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi-*who is hidden behind Yami Malik, shivering with huge, wide eyes and sobbing* I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR WEEKS! That was horrible!! HORRIBLE!
Yugi- Hehehehe....guess what, Yami....the gel I ran out of was your favorite brand, "Stick em up."
Yami-NOOO! MAKE IT STOP!
Yugi-hehehehehehehe.
Tea-You know Yugi, for someone who looks so innocent, you really are an evil son of a biatch.
Yugi-hehehehehehehe.
Suddenly, a noise makes them all turn around and stare into the darkness.
Tea- Wh-what was that?
Malik- I have no idea...but it sounded like a strangled cat.
Joey- I thought it sounded like a can opener.
Tristan- No, it was definately a fog horn. Definately.
Everyone but Tristan- O__o;;
Tea- Who is gonna check it out?
No one volunteers. Suddenly, Yugi, who has been irritated with his Yami all night, decides to give him a little payback for being so darn talented all the time. He reaches into his bag, and takes out a bottle of gel, the "Stick em up" kind. He flips the cap and holds it upside-down.
Yugi-I elect Yami. And if he doesn't go...*he squeezes the bottle and a drop of gel gloops out onto the floor*
Yami- Aibou, put down the hair gel.
Yugi- *squeezes out another drop*
Yami-AIBOU....
Yugi- *another drop*
Yami-Fine!!!! I'll go. Just put the gel away. *cusses in ancient Egyptian and mopes off into the darkness towards the noise, until he can't be seen*
Malik- *bows to Yugi* You've grown wise, young grasshoppa. ^__^
Yami Malik- DIE! So what are we gonna do now? Just wait around and-
A scream suddenly shot through the airport, cutting Yami Malik off. (If anyone has seen the episode of the Simpsons where Ned buys the mansion from Marge and screams like a girl when he sees the purple drapes, that's about the equivelant of this scream)
Joey- Umm...if that was Yami, I hope he IS dead. That scream was worthy of- I don't know what it was worthy of. Something along the lines of peanut butter, sushi, pickles and M&M's all in one dish. *shudders*
Tristan- That doesn't sound half bad.
Tea- And you wonder why you have no fan girls.
Meanwhile, while the group is bickering over who will go find Yami, Yami is planning a little revenge of his own. Laughing like a maniac, he crawls over to the McDonalds and finds all the ketchup packets he can.
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Tea-FINE! You big babies. I'll go. Remind me to change your diapers when I get back. Man power. Who needs it. *grumble grumble*
Tea makes her way into the dark and all the rest of the guys are laughing to themselves.
Joey- Look, we're gettin rid of the mature people! Now I can stick straws up my nose, gel up my hair, and dance around like a deranged chicken!
Everyone else- O_o;;;
Yami Malik- Wow, you have more mental problems than me.
***
Back with Tea....
Tea- Yami...HERE KITTY KITTY, YAMMMMIIIII! Hehe I never thought about it but the first part of his name spells "yam." Like a vegetable! hehehe.
*Tea had brought the flashlight, and she slowly brought it up to eye level, scanning the walls*
Tea- YAAAAMM- OH MY GOD! *she is staring up at one of the walls, which, etched in "blood" is the message:
I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE.
Tea- Huh? I know where you IVE? What the heck is IVE? It sounds like some Swedish cheese to me.
Yami-Oh crap. Just great. *Yami has come out from behind the wall, with ketchup stains all over his hands and face* It was supposed to say, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Not, I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE. How did I manage to screw that one up?
Tea-WHAT!?! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYIN US ALL ALONG! \_/
Yami- No I swear! The ketchup made me do it! I SWEAR!
Tea- Hehe. You're pretty cute when you're scared. ^__^
Yami- Huh? *Before he can be more confused, Tea jumps him and furiously starts kissing him*
Yami-Wha- the, he- *between kisses* Te- get off- me! O_o
Tea- *stands up, brushes herself off* What did I just do? O_O
Yami- YOU KISSED ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU DID! Wait a second...it's the ketchup! It's like catnip to the ladies. ^__~
Tea- No it's not you idiot!
Yami-So you like me?
Tea- I never- I, I, I, I, ummmmmmmm, I, ummmmm, no?
Yami- Well then....^__~, since we are ALONE, maybe we can...ya know...
Tea- O_O YAMI!
Yami- Scare the others! Why, what did you think I meant?
Tea- Ummmm.....
Yami- And you say I have the sick mind. -__- Anyway...let's get them back for sending us out into the dark. *holds up ketchup packets* I say we get Malik first.
Tea- Sounds like a plan.
Yami- And by the way...since we're being honest, I gotta tell ya...YOU SUCK AT FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
***
Back with the guys....
Yugi- I'm gettin kinda worried. Tea has been gone a REAALLLY long time.
Joey-Should we go look? I have an extra flashlight.
Yami Malik- *munching on chili which he aquired from no where...between bites* DIE! DIE! I WILL KILL YOU ALL, PULL OUT YOUR EYES, AND USE THEM INSTEAD OF BANANAS IN MY CEREAL! DIE!
Joey- O_o, Malik how do you deal with that? After a day I'd take a hacksaw to the rod.
Malik- *sighs* You learn to live with it. Let's go find them.
Yugi- Yeah, and if anything comes near us, Yami Malik can kill him with his gas. Chili...now that's evil.
The group walks off, following the same path as Tea and Yami. Soon, they come to the same wall that Tea read.
Yugi- I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE? What's IVE?
Joey- It sounds like a species of rabid cow.
Tristan- Or maybe a foghorn. Definately a foghorn.
Everyone else- O_o
Joey- Is it blood?
Tristan- *licking fingers* Nope, ketchup.
Malik-Ewwww...
They keep walking, until suddenly, Malik freezes, staring straight ahead, with huge eyes.
Malik- AHHHh!!!!!!
Yami Malik- O_O
In "blood" on the wall, is smeared the message...
YOU'RE NEXT, SHORT SHORTS
*****
Yami- Revenge is sweet.
Yugi- So is chocolate! ^_^
Yami- You got a point there...but honestly, Yugi, would you rather have revenge...or chocolate?
Yugi- Chocolate.
Yugi- I guess that's why you're the light side.
Yugi- OOHH LOOK! A PUFFY CLOUD!
***
That's all for now...if you have any suggestions for who should be the next person Yami get's revenge on, or any suggestions as to what the gang should go through...feel free to tell! R&R pleez :-D
Yami-It's about time.
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6-Here's to the Night ;-)
It is now 11:00 at night in the airport. All the lights have been turned off and the doors locked. The gang have recovered from their game of strip poker which went horribly wrong, and are sitting around their "beds" telling ghost stories in the dark. They seem to be the only people left in the airport.
Yugi- *with flashlight held under his face* And then I woke up....looked in the cabinet, and realized I ran out of hairgel !!!!!
Tea- -__- That's not scary, Yuge.
Joey-Yeah, I didn't even scream.
Tristan-Hehehehe....Yugi, I think you scared ONE person. *points at Yami Yugi*
Yami Yugi-*who is hidden behind Yami Malik, shivering with huge, wide eyes and sobbing* I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR WEEKS! That was horrible!! HORRIBLE!
Yugi- Hehehehe....guess what, Yami....the gel I ran out of was your favorite brand, "Stick em up."
Yami-NOOO! MAKE IT STOP!
Yugi-hehehehehehehe.
Tea-You know Yugi, for someone who looks so innocent, you really are an evil son of a biatch.
Yugi-hehehehehehehe.
Suddenly, a noise makes them all turn around and stare into the darkness.
Tea- Wh-what was that?
Malik- I have no idea...but it sounded like a strangled cat.
Joey- I thought it sounded like a can opener.
Tristan- No, it was definately a fog horn. Definately.
Everyone but Tristan- O__o;;
Tea- Who is gonna check it out?
No one volunteers. Suddenly, Yugi, who has been irritated with his Yami all night, decides to give him a little payback for being so darn talented all the time. He reaches into his bag, and takes out a bottle of gel, the "Stick em up" kind. He flips the cap and holds it upside-down.
Yugi-I elect Yami. And if he doesn't go...*he squeezes the bottle and a drop of gel gloops out onto the floor*
Yami- Aibou, put down the hair gel.
Yugi- *squeezes out another drop*
Yami-AIBOU....
Yugi- *another drop*
Yami-Fine!!!! I'll go. Just put the gel away. *cusses in ancient Egyptian and mopes off into the darkness towards the noise, until he can't be seen*
Malik- *bows to Yugi* You've grown wise, young grasshoppa. ^__^
Yami Malik- DIE! So what are we gonna do now? Just wait around and-
A scream suddenly shot through the airport, cutting Yami Malik off. (If anyone has seen the episode of the Simpsons where Ned buys the mansion from Marge and screams like a girl when he sees the purple drapes, that's about the equivelant of this scream)
Joey- Umm...if that was Yami, I hope he IS dead. That scream was worthy of- I don't know what it was worthy of. Something along the lines of peanut butter, sushi, pickles and M&M's all in one dish. *shudders*
Tristan- That doesn't sound half bad.
Tea- And you wonder why you have no fan girls.
Meanwhile, while the group is bickering over who will go find Yami, Yami is planning a little revenge of his own. Laughing like a maniac, he crawls over to the McDonalds and finds all the ketchup packets he can.
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Tea-FINE! You big babies. I'll go. Remind me to change your diapers when I get back. Man power. Who needs it. *grumble grumble*
Tea makes her way into the dark and all the rest of the guys are laughing to themselves.
Joey- Look, we're gettin rid of the mature people! Now I can stick straws up my nose, gel up my hair, and dance around like a deranged chicken!
Everyone else- O_o;;;
Yami Malik- Wow, you have more mental problems than me.
***
Back with Tea....
Tea- Yami...HERE KITTY KITTY, YAMMMMIIIII! Hehe I never thought about it but the first part of his name spells "yam." Like a vegetable! hehehe.
*Tea had brought the flashlight, and she slowly brought it up to eye level, scanning the walls*
Tea- YAAAAMM- OH MY GOD! *she is staring up at one of the walls, which, etched in "blood" is the message:
I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE.
Tea- Huh? I know where you IVE? What the heck is IVE? It sounds like some Swedish cheese to me.
Yami-Oh crap. Just great. *Yami has come out from behind the wall, with ketchup stains all over his hands and face* It was supposed to say, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Not, I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE. How did I manage to screw that one up?
Tea-WHAT!?! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYIN US ALL ALONG! \_/
Yami- No I swear! The ketchup made me do it! I SWEAR!
Tea- Hehe. You're pretty cute when you're scared. ^__^
Yami- Huh? *Before he can be more confused, Tea jumps him and furiously starts kissing him*
Yami-Wha- the, he- *between kisses* Te- get off- me! O_o
Tea- *stands up, brushes herself off* What did I just do? O_O
Yami- YOU KISSED ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU DID! Wait a second...it's the ketchup! It's like catnip to the ladies. ^__~
Tea- No it's not you idiot!
Yami-So you like me?
Tea- I never- I, I, I, I, ummmmmmmm, I, ummmmm, no?
Yami- Well then....^__~, since we are ALONE, maybe we can...ya know...
Tea- O_O YAMI!
Yami- Scare the others! Why, what did you think I meant?
Tea- Ummmm.....
Yami- And you say I have the sick mind. -__- Anyway...let's get them back for sending us out into the dark. *holds up ketchup packets* I say we get Malik first.
Tea- Sounds like a plan.
Yami- And by the way...since we're being honest, I gotta tell ya...YOU SUCK AT FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
***
Back with the guys....
Yugi- I'm gettin kinda worried. Tea has been gone a REAALLLY long time.
Joey-Should we go look? I have an extra flashlight.
Yami Malik- *munching on chili which he aquired from no where...between bites* DIE! DIE! I WILL KILL YOU ALL, PULL OUT YOUR EYES, AND USE THEM INSTEAD OF BANANAS IN MY CEREAL! DIE!
Joey- O_o, Malik how do you deal with that? After a day I'd take a hacksaw to the rod.
Malik- *sighs* You learn to live with it. Let's go find them.
Yugi- Yeah, and if anything comes near us, Yami Malik can kill him with his gas. Chili...now that's evil.
The group walks off, following the same path as Tea and Yami. Soon, they come to the same wall that Tea read.
Yugi- I KNOW WHERE YOU IVE? What's IVE?
Joey- It sounds like a species of rabid cow.
Tristan- Or maybe a foghorn. Definately a foghorn.
Everyone else- O_o
Joey- Is it blood?
Tristan- *licking fingers* Nope, ketchup.
Malik-Ewwww...
They keep walking, until suddenly, Malik freezes, staring straight ahead, with huge eyes.
Malik- AHHHh!!!!!!
Yami Malik- O_O
In "blood" on the wall, is smeared the message...
YOU'RE NEXT, SHORT SHORTS
*****
Yami- Revenge is sweet.
Yugi- So is chocolate! ^_^
Yami- You got a point there...but honestly, Yugi, would you rather have revenge...or chocolate?
Yugi- Chocolate.
Yugi- I guess that's why you're the light side.
Yugi- OOHH LOOK! A PUFFY CLOUD!
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That's all for now...if you have any suggestions for who should be the next person Yami get's revenge on, or any suggestions as to what the gang should go through...feel free to tell! R&R pleez :-D