Guesss who's back, back again...hehehe time for some good revenge by a person whose name begins with Ya and ends with Mi. Here is chappy seven! And under request I will definately show what is happening to Yami Bakura and Ryou, who are STILL in the last part of their flight. Sorry if it seems like a long flight. I don't know the actual time of a flight from Japan to Hawaii, so sue me:-) But anyhoo...here we go, and I think I'm goin to make Yugi the next victim of Yami. Only cuz I was sitting at my kitchen table doing absolutely nothing when an evil thought popped into my head as to what will happen to him. So enjoy!
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At the same time that all of this revenge and ketchup, strip poker, and love is happening our two other friends are having an adventure of their own. In a plane far, far away...Ryou and Yami Bakura are sitting in the coach section waiting for the flight to end so they can relax on a beach in sunny, happy Hawaii, and laugh it up when the others come many hours later. But as of now, neither Ryou or Yami Bakura are relaxing, for Ryou has discovered what a wreck ancient spirits go into when they board a plane. It wasn't even Yami Bakura's first flight, but he was still ovverreacting, to the annoyance of the passengers around him, and the embarrasment of poor, poor Ryou. At that moment, Yami Bakura had his fingernails dug into the seat's armrests, and was humming something while darting his suspicious eyes out the window. Ryou is patiently reading a magazine and sipping on Mountain Dew. Suddenly, the plane encounters some turbulence.
Yami Bakura- Oh Ra, we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!! *he pulls the oxygen mask down from the overhead compartment and starts inhaling rapidly as if he just surfaced from a lake after being down there 20 minutes*
Ryou-Shhhh, calm your hormones! Honestly, it's just a little turbulence. TURBULENCE. Not plummeting 5000 feet into the ground and blowing up. Just a little, harmless turbulence.
Yami Bakura- *now completely mortified* 5000 FEET? *stand up, pulls out his cushion, blows it up into it's "floatable" form, and hugs it so tightly that the seams start popping*
Ryou-*smacks head into wall as he hears people mumbling* Here. Let me try to relax you. Ready? Close your eyes.
Yami Bakura- Ooooooohhhh no. No way mister. I know this trick, I used it SO many times as a theif in Egypt. You relax them and then steal their valuables and tie them to the back of a camel. When they wake up, they are covered in camel dung and are dragged half way across a desert, completely BROKE.
Ryou- O_o;;; Umm, I was just trying to save you some of your pride. For god sakes, take off that oxygen mask, put that cushion back under your butt and grow up!
Yami Bakura- WHAT DID U SAY TO ME? I'll teach you little white haired, big brown eyed, too innocent for your own good, good for nothing little bishonen! *is just about to jump Ryou and strangle him with the chord from his oxygen mask when a flight attendent walks up*
Attendent-Sir, sir...SIR! *Yami Bakura looks up* Sir, we have your food. Do you want the alfredo or the hamburger?
Yami Bakura- *not getting off of a suffocating Ryou* Umm...is it CHICKEN alfredo?
Attendent- Yes.
Yami Bakura- If I cluck do I get 50 cents off?
Attendent- That's Burger King, sir.
Yami Bakura- Oh. Well then I want the hamburger.
Attendent-*hands him a tinfoil wrapped package and plastic utensils* Sir, I think he can't breath. *points to Ryou, who is seriously BLUE*
Yami Bakura- Oh, don't worry. That happens to him a lot.
Attendent- All right!
Yami Bakura- *lets Ryou up as the attendent leaves* NEVER SPEAK LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN. Evverrr.. *unwraps hamburger, just as the person in front of him lowers his seat right into his lap* EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I'M TRYING TO EAT, AND YOUR GIANT BALDSPOT IS RUINING MY APPETITE!!!
Man-*snores*
Yami Bakura- That's it! \_/ *unwraps tin foil and takes out dilapidated sandwich* You watch this Ryou, it's a little trick I learned. *pops peice in his mouth, and then starts making a seen, jumping up and down, and holding his neck* OHMIGOD! There's a horse eye in this sandwich! OHMIGOD! *everyone turns to look, the attendent rushes over*
Attendent- Sir, hamburgers aren't made of horse.
Yami Bakura- WELL THIS ONE IS! And don't make me send you to the shadow rea-
Ryou-*holding his Yami's mouth shut* Umm...eh....my friend is...umm...he is sorta...umm..sorry!
Attendent- Oh, does he have a mental problem?
Ryou- *lies, hoping it will get him out of trouble* Why yes, he does.
Attendent-Why didn't you say so???? People with sicknesses automatically get first class. *smiles happily*
Yami Bakura-*as she directs them to the front* Told you. It works EVERY time.
***
Back with the rest of the gang....
Malik- AHHH!!! THE PERSON WHO KILLED TEA AND YAMI IS AFTER ME!!!
Yugi- How do you know that Yami and Tea are dead?
Malik-I don't. I'm just making an educated guess.
Yugi-How is that EDUCATED? We already know that the "blood" is in fact, ketchup.
Malik-WELL LA-DI-DA. So are you saying that Yami and Tea are playing a trick on us?
Yugi-No, it was the birds which fly around with bananas attached to their legs YES OF COURSE ITS YAMI AND TEA!
Joey-How did the birds get bananas on their legs?
Tristan-They grew there. Kinda like warts.
Joey-Ohhh. Now I understand. All this time I thought the bananas were tied by strings.
Yugi-O_o;;;;;
Malik-HELLLOO, I'M GONNA DIE! What will they do to me?
Yugi-I dunno, but I don't think it will be good. Hey, where's Yami Malik?
Malik-Oh god. The psycho has flown the perch.
Joey- You mean Yami Malik is a bird too? Does he like bananas?
Malik+Yugi- O_o;;;
Malik-Ohhhh Yami? Where are you? Heelllo-*suddenly, he freezes in midsentence and stares around with frightened eyes...something has control of him*
Malik-I...can't...move....help...Yugi...anyone....please...........*just then his foot moves forward slowly, towards Joey* Please....help!
Yugi-Errr...this is kinda funny.
Malik-Yugi...when....I....can....move....again....I....swear....
Yugi-What do you swear?
Malik-Ah........screw........it.........it........takes.......too.........long...........to........talk....
*suddenly his foot takes another step forward and he is now a foot away from Joey*
Malik-PLEASE...HELP...THIS....LOOKS....BAD....
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From behind the wall
Yami Malik-Heehehehe I've never felt so alive.
Yami Yugi-*wipes tear away* This is the happiest day of my life T_T *tear*
Tea-MUHAHAHAHA....NOW...GO YAMI MALIK! MAKE HIM PAY!
Yami Yugi- You know , you'd make a very good wicked witch. Or a good duelist. You have that commanding attitude. But you'd never win any IMPORTANT duels with those pansy cards. Shining Friendship? Petit Angel? WHAT THE HECK KIND OF CARDS ARE THOSE? You might as well throw flowers and hershey kisses at people!
Tea- *sniffles*
Yami Yugi- I mean...I meant....
Tea- THAT WAS SO SWEET! I can't believe you actually care enough to tell me that to my face! *glomps Yugi*
Yami Malik- *cough* MENTAL PROBLEMS *cough*
Yami-*shoots him a scared glance* JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. So I can have MY fun. With little Yugi. Muhahahaha!
Yami Malik smiles. He then aims his rod, which had been controlling Malik the whole time, directly at Joey.
***
Yami Malik- *plants a huge wet kiss on Joey* AHHH....HELP...ME...IT'S....NOT....OVER....
Joey-Hey! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! AND I WASTED IT ON YOU! (authors note:DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE JOEY:-) he's just so fun to make fun of)
Yami Malik- I....don't....care....*suddenly he starts dong the macarena, and singing along. As he nears the finale, he reaches for his shorts and shouts.. "MACARENA!" where he promptly pulls them up as hard as he can...giving himself the biggest wedgie ever possible in human history*
Yami Malik- O_O OUCH.
*****
Heheheh there ya go...next chapter it's Yugi and Tristan's turn! And maybe Joey if it doesn't get too long, but I hope you enjoyed!
Yami-*does little happy dance* THIS WAS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER SO FAR.
Yugi-You just liked it cuz you caused severe pain to somebody. You do know, that Malik may never be a father. All because of that wedgie. He's scarred for life. Literally.
Yami-O_O *then,* O WELL! *does happy dance again*
Yugi-I'm gonna go find myself another Yami. See you in a few!
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At the same time that all of this revenge and ketchup, strip poker, and love is happening our two other friends are having an adventure of their own. In a plane far, far away...Ryou and Yami Bakura are sitting in the coach section waiting for the flight to end so they can relax on a beach in sunny, happy Hawaii, and laugh it up when the others come many hours later. But as of now, neither Ryou or Yami Bakura are relaxing, for Ryou has discovered what a wreck ancient spirits go into when they board a plane. It wasn't even Yami Bakura's first flight, but he was still ovverreacting, to the annoyance of the passengers around him, and the embarrasment of poor, poor Ryou. At that moment, Yami Bakura had his fingernails dug into the seat's armrests, and was humming something while darting his suspicious eyes out the window. Ryou is patiently reading a magazine and sipping on Mountain Dew. Suddenly, the plane encounters some turbulence.
Yami Bakura- Oh Ra, we're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!! *he pulls the oxygen mask down from the overhead compartment and starts inhaling rapidly as if he just surfaced from a lake after being down there 20 minutes*
Ryou-Shhhh, calm your hormones! Honestly, it's just a little turbulence. TURBULENCE. Not plummeting 5000 feet into the ground and blowing up. Just a little, harmless turbulence.
Yami Bakura- *now completely mortified* 5000 FEET? *stand up, pulls out his cushion, blows it up into it's "floatable" form, and hugs it so tightly that the seams start popping*
Ryou-*smacks head into wall as he hears people mumbling* Here. Let me try to relax you. Ready? Close your eyes.
Yami Bakura- Ooooooohhhh no. No way mister. I know this trick, I used it SO many times as a theif in Egypt. You relax them and then steal their valuables and tie them to the back of a camel. When they wake up, they are covered in camel dung and are dragged half way across a desert, completely BROKE.
Ryou- O_o;;; Umm, I was just trying to save you some of your pride. For god sakes, take off that oxygen mask, put that cushion back under your butt and grow up!
Yami Bakura- WHAT DID U SAY TO ME? I'll teach you little white haired, big brown eyed, too innocent for your own good, good for nothing little bishonen! *is just about to jump Ryou and strangle him with the chord from his oxygen mask when a flight attendent walks up*
Attendent-Sir, sir...SIR! *Yami Bakura looks up* Sir, we have your food. Do you want the alfredo or the hamburger?
Yami Bakura- *not getting off of a suffocating Ryou* Umm...is it CHICKEN alfredo?
Attendent- Yes.
Yami Bakura- If I cluck do I get 50 cents off?
Attendent- That's Burger King, sir.
Yami Bakura- Oh. Well then I want the hamburger.
Attendent-*hands him a tinfoil wrapped package and plastic utensils* Sir, I think he can't breath. *points to Ryou, who is seriously BLUE*
Yami Bakura- Oh, don't worry. That happens to him a lot.
Attendent- All right!
Yami Bakura- *lets Ryou up as the attendent leaves* NEVER SPEAK LIKE THAT TO ME AGAIN. Evverrr.. *unwraps hamburger, just as the person in front of him lowers his seat right into his lap* EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT I'M TRYING TO EAT, AND YOUR GIANT BALDSPOT IS RUINING MY APPETITE!!!
Man-*snores*
Yami Bakura- That's it! \_/ *unwraps tin foil and takes out dilapidated sandwich* You watch this Ryou, it's a little trick I learned. *pops peice in his mouth, and then starts making a seen, jumping up and down, and holding his neck* OHMIGOD! There's a horse eye in this sandwich! OHMIGOD! *everyone turns to look, the attendent rushes over*
Attendent- Sir, hamburgers aren't made of horse.
Yami Bakura- WELL THIS ONE IS! And don't make me send you to the shadow rea-
Ryou-*holding his Yami's mouth shut* Umm...eh....my friend is...umm...he is sorta...umm..sorry!
Attendent- Oh, does he have a mental problem?
Ryou- *lies, hoping it will get him out of trouble* Why yes, he does.
Attendent-Why didn't you say so???? People with sicknesses automatically get first class. *smiles happily*
Yami Bakura-*as she directs them to the front* Told you. It works EVERY time.
***
Back with the rest of the gang....
Malik- AHHH!!! THE PERSON WHO KILLED TEA AND YAMI IS AFTER ME!!!
Yugi- How do you know that Yami and Tea are dead?
Malik-I don't. I'm just making an educated guess.
Yugi-How is that EDUCATED? We already know that the "blood" is in fact, ketchup.
Malik-WELL LA-DI-DA. So are you saying that Yami and Tea are playing a trick on us?
Yugi-No, it was the birds which fly around with bananas attached to their legs YES OF COURSE ITS YAMI AND TEA!
Joey-How did the birds get bananas on their legs?
Tristan-They grew there. Kinda like warts.
Joey-Ohhh. Now I understand. All this time I thought the bananas were tied by strings.
Yugi-O_o;;;;;
Malik-HELLLOO, I'M GONNA DIE! What will they do to me?
Yugi-I dunno, but I don't think it will be good. Hey, where's Yami Malik?
Malik-Oh god. The psycho has flown the perch.
Joey- You mean Yami Malik is a bird too? Does he like bananas?
Malik+Yugi- O_o;;;
Malik-Ohhhh Yami? Where are you? Heelllo-*suddenly, he freezes in midsentence and stares around with frightened eyes...something has control of him*
Malik-I...can't...move....help...Yugi...anyone....please...........*just then his foot moves forward slowly, towards Joey* Please....help!
Yugi-Errr...this is kinda funny.
Malik-Yugi...when....I....can....move....again....I....swear....
Yugi-What do you swear?
Malik-Ah........screw........it.........it........takes.......too.........long...........to........talk....
*suddenly his foot takes another step forward and he is now a foot away from Joey*
Malik-PLEASE...HELP...THIS....LOOKS....BAD....
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From behind the wall
Yami Malik-Heehehehe I've never felt so alive.
Yami Yugi-*wipes tear away* This is the happiest day of my life T_T *tear*
Tea-MUHAHAHAHA....NOW...GO YAMI MALIK! MAKE HIM PAY!
Yami Yugi- You know , you'd make a very good wicked witch. Or a good duelist. You have that commanding attitude. But you'd never win any IMPORTANT duels with those pansy cards. Shining Friendship? Petit Angel? WHAT THE HECK KIND OF CARDS ARE THOSE? You might as well throw flowers and hershey kisses at people!
Tea- *sniffles*
Yami Yugi- I mean...I meant....
Tea- THAT WAS SO SWEET! I can't believe you actually care enough to tell me that to my face! *glomps Yugi*
Yami Malik- *cough* MENTAL PROBLEMS *cough*
Yami-*shoots him a scared glance* JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. So I can have MY fun. With little Yugi. Muhahahaha!
Yami Malik smiles. He then aims his rod, which had been controlling Malik the whole time, directly at Joey.
***
Yami Malik- *plants a huge wet kiss on Joey* AHHH....HELP...ME...IT'S....NOT....OVER....
Joey-Hey! THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS! AND I WASTED IT ON YOU! (authors note:DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE JOEY:-) he's just so fun to make fun of)
Yami Malik- I....don't....care....*suddenly he starts dong the macarena, and singing along. As he nears the finale, he reaches for his shorts and shouts.. "MACARENA!" where he promptly pulls them up as hard as he can...giving himself the biggest wedgie ever possible in human history*
Yami Malik- O_O OUCH.
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Heheheh there ya go...next chapter it's Yugi and Tristan's turn! And maybe Joey if it doesn't get too long, but I hope you enjoyed!
Yami-*does little happy dance* THIS WAS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER SO FAR.
Yugi-You just liked it cuz you caused severe pain to somebody. You do know, that Malik may never be a father. All because of that wedgie. He's scarred for life. Literally.
Yami-O_O *then,* O WELL! *does happy dance again*
Yugi-I'm gonna go find myself another Yami. See you in a few!