Okay I got around to writing another chapter! I was busy writing another ficcy which should be comin out soon- It's gonna be an angst fic which involves a few unlikely couples- Yami/Mai, and Joey will be the poor guy who is the third wheel...trust me I'll justify the fact that Mai is materialistic blah blah lol...and another one called Egyptian Soul...just posted! Woo hoo! But back to this fic:-) I'm sorry for the mix up on the last part of chap 7-it was definately supposed to be Malik who gave himself the massive wedgie lol and for everyone who is confused....Shadi is the one with the turban, he is not in this fic, and Malik appears later in Battle City? He's basically an evil guy who wants to take over the world- kinda like Pinky and the Brain! hehe But here we go on w/ the fic- I'm gonna try to make the chapters longer due to the fact that they aren't even through the night and it is 7 chapters...so enjoy and as always...please R&R!
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As Malik is getting the wedgie treatment, Bakura and Ryou are getting the ROYAL treatment in the first class section.
Ryou- Only an hour left! Aren't you excited?
Bakura-*rolls eyes* Honestly, how great can this "Hawaii" place be? It's probably not even as hot as Egypt and-
Suddenly the intercom sounds with a message from the cockpit.
Cockpit- Alright, everyone we are going to turn off the seatbelt signs, you are free to move about the cabin.
Bakura-*looks up* O_O OMIGOD! RA IS TALKING TO ME! ALMIGHTY RA, I AM YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT!
Ryou- -_-;; That's only a message from the cockpit. See? Look! *points to speaker above Bakura's head*
Bakura- *looks at all the buttons and speaker* Look! *points to no smoking button* It's the sign of the burnt offering! Quick, I need half a dozen lambs, six virgins and one innocent bystander.
Ryou- Listen, Yami, that's a no smoking si-
Bakura- *grabs Ryou* You'll do. You're innocent enough.
Ryou- Yami! LISTEN! That's only a no smoking button! YAMI!
Bakura- Shush! Offerings aren't supposed to talk! *gets up from seat, dragging Ryou towards kitchen area* QUICKLY! FIRE! GIVE ME FIRE!
Waitress- Have you seen a Pyro Support Group lately?
Bakura- What, no! Oh nevermind. *grabs Ryou and runs him into the tiny bathroom, placing him over the sink*
Almighty Ra, ACCEPT MY OFFERING! *just then the automatic toilet goes off and Bakura jumps a mile*No!! Ra is angry and he's sent a demonic force after me! I hear it's maddening roar! *runs out and slams door shut, holding it there, panting for breath*
Ryou- *muffled from inside* LET ME OUT! YAMI! THIS ISN'T FUNNY, IT SMELLS IN HERE!
Bakura-Now the demonic force is trying to trick me! O_O TAKE THE OFFERING, YOU BEAST! SPARE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT!
Just then a rather large passenger walks up carrying a Battle Galactica comic and wearing a giant white shirt which reads "I survived the International Battle Bots Convention."
Passenger- Excuse me, is that occupied? *points to bathroom*
Bakura- *pauses, looks him up and down* You look like a virgin to me. *shoves him into the bathroom, cramming him on top of Ryou* THERE, RA! A VIRGIN AND A INNOCENT LASS! TAKE MY OFFERING!
Ryou- *even more muffled* I AM NOT A LASS! *turns to passenger* WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Passenger-Do you like Battle Bots?
Ryou- AHHh!!!!! YAMI! HELP ME PLEASE!
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Back with Tristan, Joey, Yugi and a rather "pained" Malik
Malik-*on the floor* Owwwww...owwwww...............owwwwww...
Joey- Let me guess...oww?
Malik- Yesssss....does anyone have a pair of tweezers?
Yugi, Tristan, Joey- *cringe at the mental picture* TOO MUCH INFOR- MA -TION!
Malik-Please...someone...help me up...is my lower half supposed to be numb?
Yugi- O_o, errrr, that doesn't sound very healthy...why'd you give yourself a wedgie anyway!?!?
Malik-I didn't! Well, technically I did, but I was forced to! I swear! All of a sudden, I felt something, CONTROLLING me..and...and...wait a second. YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan, Yugi, Joey- *cover ears*
Malik-WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I SWEAR....owwwwwwwww.........
Tristan- You probably shouldn't move.
Malik- *in extremely high voice* Yeah. I just realized that.
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From behind the wall
Tea- That was priceless! The look on his face! HAHAHA!
Yami Malik- Tea, you've never been more beautiful in my eyes then you are right now, laughing at the pain of others. But remember. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious. (hehe that's not my joke) Oh yeah, I forgot. DIE DIE DIE!
Tea- *blushes* Awwww.....
Yami Yugi- Well guys, there's one problem. They know that it's us. So we have to do something, FAST. And I think I have an idea.
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Back outside the wall....
Yugi- Well, if you really think it's them, let's start looking.
Tristan-Alrighty. I say Malik goes in the back. I just DON'T like the view.
Malik-Errrrrr.....
The four victims walk further into the darkness, shining their only flashlight on every wall for more ketchup messages. Just then, they find what they are looking for. In ketchup, this time, on the floor, is a long, ketchupy message.
Tristan, Tristan,
We see you there,
You try to be cool,
But look at your hair.
You won't get off easy,
You sent us away,
You'll just have to wait,
Cuz today is your day.
Tristan- Bravo! That was beautiful!
Joey- You doofus! You're next!
Tristan-Really? I didn't figure that out yet. My English-dub brain makes me 50% dumber.
Joey-Don't worry, they make me sound dumb too. The only person who sounds smart is Yugi.
Yugi-Well as soon as they make a show called JO-EY-OH, or TRIS-TAN-OH, then you can complain! I have to do all the thinking!
Joey- Well at least you got to keep your real name!! They must have been looking through a book of jobs when they gave us our last names! Tristan TAYLOR, Joey WHEELER, Tea GARDENER....
Yugi-hehehehehe....that IS kinda funny....
Tristan- AHHH!!! *points straight ahead, past the ketchup message, towards a dark hallway...*
Yami Yugi- *covered in ketchup, his hair messed up and lurching forward* YUGI, please, they got me...you...must...get...out....*stumbles forward into Yugi's arms, then hits the ground*
Yugi- YAMI!
Yami Yugi- Yugi, everything is going....dark....
Yugi- *looks down, noticing that it is just ketchup* Yami, it is ALREADY dark....
Yami Yugi- Okay then, everything is getting brighter, I see a light, at the end of a long tunnel and all of those 6000 slaves are standing there...the ones that I killed, they are welcoming me back with slingshots and spears...Yugi...I'll miss you...*his head drops to his shoulder and he sticks his tongue out, trying to look as dead as possible*
Yugi- -______-
Tristan- HE'S DEAD! OH, HE WAS SOOO YOUNG...
Joey- No he wasn't, he was 5,000!
Tristan- SOOO YOUNG.....
Malik- You idiots. He's not dead. *bends down and tickles Yami Yugi who tries to contain his laughter before cracking up*
Yugi- Yami! How could you trick us like that?
Yami- Yami is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Yugi- ERG! *pushes Yami off his lap and takes off Millenium Puzzle*
Yami- YUGI! *puppy dog eyes* WHY DID YOU TAKE IT OFF!?
Yugi- You're so IMMATURE!
Yami- WHAT!? THE KING OF GAMES, IMMATURE?!
Yugi- YES!
Tristan and Joey- CAT FIGHT! REOWRR!
Malik- Who's got the popcorn? This could get good. I'm betting that Yami will win.
Joey- They fight like a married couple.
Suddenly, both turn towards Joey, with anger in their eyes.
Yugi and Yami- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Joey- Errr....I sure hope I marry a couple...um....birds with bananas on their legs?
Yugi and Yami- MIND CRUSH!!!!!!
Everyone stares in shock as they attack Joey head on. Malik watches as Joey is shot backwards into Tristan and then falls onto the floor.
Tristan- WHAT DID YOU DO?
Joey- *gets up, dusts himself off* No, no, it's okay, no harm done...
Yami- WHA? How!?! You should be in a state of vegetableness!
Joey- *knocks head* It's hollow.
Yugi- *looks upset and then slowly, his frown turns into a smile* HE HAS NO MIND TO CRUSH!
In a complete change of events, everyone is laughing and smiling. Yami is hugging Yugi, who is apologizing for ever being mean to him *awww its so cute* and Malik is busy picking his wedgie. *ewww* But while all this is happening, Tea and Yami Malik are planning something evil, FAR BEYOND evil, to get Yugi back. Little do they know that Yami Yugi doesn't wanna get revenge on his Hikari anymore, after the recent change of events. At the moment, Tea has found where McDonalds keeps the fries that they don't use or are going to throw out and has gotten as many fries as she can. She puts them all into a bigger container and then, instead of adding SALT to the fries, pours on loads and loads of sugar. They still look relatively normal, although some might say that SOMEONE who made them had a little too much fun with the salt shaker. (A/N-I am getting Yugi sugar high again due to popular demand, I just had to think of a way to do it)
Finally, Tea and Yami Malik emerge from their hiding spot, concealing the fries behind their back. They are stunned to see Yami and Yugi hugging but decide to still carry out the plan. Yugi notices them and pulls away.
Yugi-Hey! You guys had us worried there for a little bit! Where'd you go?
Malik-I know where they went. They were in it with Yami! And now it's my turn! That wedgie cost me my pride, sanity and ability to make babies! DIE! I HAVE A ROD THAT CAN CONTROL YOUR BODY AND I WILL- I WILL, UM...
Yami Malik- *shakes head* I'm ashamed of you, Malik. You can't even think of a god threat.
Malik- *hangs his head in shame*
Tea- Hey guys, since all is forgiven, let's go over and relax by our seats now. *she winks at Yami Malik*
Yami Malik- Yes, relax. By our seats. Now.
Everyone agrees and tiredly move back over to sit down on the other side of the airport and relax by their "beds." Yami and Yugi sit next to eachother and are smiling happily, back to being friends again. Tea and Yami Malik are sitting next to eachother, smiling their butts off for reasons of their own. Malik is glaring daggers at his Yami. Joey and Tristan are busy looking for food.
Joey- All that ketchup made me hungry for something to eat.
Tristan- Yeah, we forgot to stock up on grub!
Tea- *whispers to Yami Malik* This is perfect! He couldn't have given us a better opening! *takes fries from behind her back, making it look like she took them out of her bag* Hey boychicks! Look! I forgot to tell you, before Yugi jumped into the deep frier, we managed to buy some fries and I packed a bunch for the plane trip. Want some? Yugi, you can have them first.
Yugi-Why's that?
Yami- Height before beauty.
Yugi-Hey! *this time Yugi takes the joke* Well, I guess a few fries can't hurt...*takes some off the top and pops them in his mouth*
Tristan and Joey are drooling, Yami is just watching, Tea and Yami Malik are literally peeing themselves and Malik is still trying to pick his wedgie.
Yugi-Mmm!! They taste sweet! *then...Yugi suddenly jumps up onto the airline seat, his eyes getting wide again and his hair poofing up, whips off his shirt and starts singing into an uneaten fry...* NORTH CAROLINA, COME ON AND RAISE UP! TAKE YA SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT ROUND YA HEAD, SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTA!!!! *with that he swings his shirt around his head and attempts to take off from the seat by jumping into the air. Instead, he falls flat on his face and continues to sing before sitting up and staring straight at Yami, like a deer caught in headlights. Finally, he snaps out of it and starts to sing again, still into the fry* EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING, NANANANANANA! HIYA! *Yugi then attempts to slice his hand through Yami's hair, to no avail and smears some of the extra ketchup from Yami onto his cheeks with his fingers, making himself look like an Indian decorated in war paint* CHUNGA WUNGA, CHUNGA WUNGA, CHUNGA WUNGA!!!!!! *finally, he spins around where he stands and falls flat on his face, ceasing all movement*
Everyone else besides Tea and Yami Malik who are cracking up so hard they are crying- O_O O_O O_O
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Yami- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please everyone, stay in your homes, lock your doors and bar your windows, the effects of Yugi's sugar high are still not over and done with.
Yugi- *leaning against tree* WHAT'S THAT GRANDMOTHER WILLOW? KILL YAMI? OKAY!
Yami- AHHHH!!!!!
Hehe some of you might be wondering what Tristan's revenge was...don't worry...it will be revealed *insert evil laugh here* Byebye!
*~*~Yunique*~*~
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As Malik is getting the wedgie treatment, Bakura and Ryou are getting the ROYAL treatment in the first class section.
Ryou- Only an hour left! Aren't you excited?
Bakura-*rolls eyes* Honestly, how great can this "Hawaii" place be? It's probably not even as hot as Egypt and-
Suddenly the intercom sounds with a message from the cockpit.
Cockpit- Alright, everyone we are going to turn off the seatbelt signs, you are free to move about the cabin.
Bakura-*looks up* O_O OMIGOD! RA IS TALKING TO ME! ALMIGHTY RA, I AM YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT!
Ryou- -_-;; That's only a message from the cockpit. See? Look! *points to speaker above Bakura's head*
Bakura- *looks at all the buttons and speaker* Look! *points to no smoking button* It's the sign of the burnt offering! Quick, I need half a dozen lambs, six virgins and one innocent bystander.
Ryou- Listen, Yami, that's a no smoking si-
Bakura- *grabs Ryou* You'll do. You're innocent enough.
Ryou- Yami! LISTEN! That's only a no smoking button! YAMI!
Bakura- Shush! Offerings aren't supposed to talk! *gets up from seat, dragging Ryou towards kitchen area* QUICKLY! FIRE! GIVE ME FIRE!
Waitress- Have you seen a Pyro Support Group lately?
Bakura- What, no! Oh nevermind. *grabs Ryou and runs him into the tiny bathroom, placing him over the sink*
Almighty Ra, ACCEPT MY OFFERING! *just then the automatic toilet goes off and Bakura jumps a mile*No!! Ra is angry and he's sent a demonic force after me! I hear it's maddening roar! *runs out and slams door shut, holding it there, panting for breath*
Ryou- *muffled from inside* LET ME OUT! YAMI! THIS ISN'T FUNNY, IT SMELLS IN HERE!
Bakura-Now the demonic force is trying to trick me! O_O TAKE THE OFFERING, YOU BEAST! SPARE YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT!
Just then a rather large passenger walks up carrying a Battle Galactica comic and wearing a giant white shirt which reads "I survived the International Battle Bots Convention."
Passenger- Excuse me, is that occupied? *points to bathroom*
Bakura- *pauses, looks him up and down* You look like a virgin to me. *shoves him into the bathroom, cramming him on top of Ryou* THERE, RA! A VIRGIN AND A INNOCENT LASS! TAKE MY OFFERING!
Ryou- *even more muffled* I AM NOT A LASS! *turns to passenger* WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Passenger-Do you like Battle Bots?
Ryou- AHHh!!!!! YAMI! HELP ME PLEASE!
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Back with Tristan, Joey, Yugi and a rather "pained" Malik
Malik-*on the floor* Owwwww...owwwww...............owwwwww...
Joey- Let me guess...oww?
Malik- Yesssss....does anyone have a pair of tweezers?
Yugi, Tristan, Joey- *cringe at the mental picture* TOO MUCH INFOR- MA -TION!
Malik-Please...someone...help me up...is my lower half supposed to be numb?
Yugi- O_o, errrr, that doesn't sound very healthy...why'd you give yourself a wedgie anyway!?!?
Malik-I didn't! Well, technically I did, but I was forced to! I swear! All of a sudden, I felt something, CONTROLLING me..and...and...wait a second. YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tristan, Yugi, Joey- *cover ears*
Malik-WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I SWEAR....owwwwwwwww.........
Tristan- You probably shouldn't move.
Malik- *in extremely high voice* Yeah. I just realized that.
***
From behind the wall
Tea- That was priceless! The look on his face! HAHAHA!
Yami Malik- Tea, you've never been more beautiful in my eyes then you are right now, laughing at the pain of others. But remember. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious. (hehe that's not my joke) Oh yeah, I forgot. DIE DIE DIE!
Tea- *blushes* Awwww.....
Yami Yugi- Well guys, there's one problem. They know that it's us. So we have to do something, FAST. And I think I have an idea.
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Back outside the wall....
Yugi- Well, if you really think it's them, let's start looking.
Tristan-Alrighty. I say Malik goes in the back. I just DON'T like the view.
Malik-Errrrrr.....
The four victims walk further into the darkness, shining their only flashlight on every wall for more ketchup messages. Just then, they find what they are looking for. In ketchup, this time, on the floor, is a long, ketchupy message.
Tristan, Tristan,
We see you there,
You try to be cool,
But look at your hair.
You won't get off easy,
You sent us away,
You'll just have to wait,
Cuz today is your day.
Tristan- Bravo! That was beautiful!
Joey- You doofus! You're next!
Tristan-Really? I didn't figure that out yet. My English-dub brain makes me 50% dumber.
Joey-Don't worry, they make me sound dumb too. The only person who sounds smart is Yugi.
Yugi-Well as soon as they make a show called JO-EY-OH, or TRIS-TAN-OH, then you can complain! I have to do all the thinking!
Joey- Well at least you got to keep your real name!! They must have been looking through a book of jobs when they gave us our last names! Tristan TAYLOR, Joey WHEELER, Tea GARDENER....
Yugi-hehehehehe....that IS kinda funny....
Tristan- AHHH!!! *points straight ahead, past the ketchup message, towards a dark hallway...*
Yami Yugi- *covered in ketchup, his hair messed up and lurching forward* YUGI, please, they got me...you...must...get...out....*stumbles forward into Yugi's arms, then hits the ground*
Yugi- YAMI!
Yami Yugi- Yugi, everything is going....dark....
Yugi- *looks down, noticing that it is just ketchup* Yami, it is ALREADY dark....
Yami Yugi- Okay then, everything is getting brighter, I see a light, at the end of a long tunnel and all of those 6000 slaves are standing there...the ones that I killed, they are welcoming me back with slingshots and spears...Yugi...I'll miss you...*his head drops to his shoulder and he sticks his tongue out, trying to look as dead as possible*
Yugi- -______-
Tristan- HE'S DEAD! OH, HE WAS SOOO YOUNG...
Joey- No he wasn't, he was 5,000!
Tristan- SOOO YOUNG.....
Malik- You idiots. He's not dead. *bends down and tickles Yami Yugi who tries to contain his laughter before cracking up*
Yugi- Yami! How could you trick us like that?
Yami- Yami is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Yugi- ERG! *pushes Yami off his lap and takes off Millenium Puzzle*
Yami- YUGI! *puppy dog eyes* WHY DID YOU TAKE IT OFF!?
Yugi- You're so IMMATURE!
Yami- WHAT!? THE KING OF GAMES, IMMATURE?!
Yugi- YES!
Tristan and Joey- CAT FIGHT! REOWRR!
Malik- Who's got the popcorn? This could get good. I'm betting that Yami will win.
Joey- They fight like a married couple.
Suddenly, both turn towards Joey, with anger in their eyes.
Yugi and Yami- WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Joey- Errr....I sure hope I marry a couple...um....birds with bananas on their legs?
Yugi and Yami- MIND CRUSH!!!!!!
Everyone stares in shock as they attack Joey head on. Malik watches as Joey is shot backwards into Tristan and then falls onto the floor.
Tristan- WHAT DID YOU DO?
Joey- *gets up, dusts himself off* No, no, it's okay, no harm done...
Yami- WHA? How!?! You should be in a state of vegetableness!
Joey- *knocks head* It's hollow.
Yugi- *looks upset and then slowly, his frown turns into a smile* HE HAS NO MIND TO CRUSH!
In a complete change of events, everyone is laughing and smiling. Yami is hugging Yugi, who is apologizing for ever being mean to him *awww its so cute* and Malik is busy picking his wedgie. *ewww* But while all this is happening, Tea and Yami Malik are planning something evil, FAR BEYOND evil, to get Yugi back. Little do they know that Yami Yugi doesn't wanna get revenge on his Hikari anymore, after the recent change of events. At the moment, Tea has found where McDonalds keeps the fries that they don't use or are going to throw out and has gotten as many fries as she can. She puts them all into a bigger container and then, instead of adding SALT to the fries, pours on loads and loads of sugar. They still look relatively normal, although some might say that SOMEONE who made them had a little too much fun with the salt shaker. (A/N-I am getting Yugi sugar high again due to popular demand, I just had to think of a way to do it)
Finally, Tea and Yami Malik emerge from their hiding spot, concealing the fries behind their back. They are stunned to see Yami and Yugi hugging but decide to still carry out the plan. Yugi notices them and pulls away.
Yugi-Hey! You guys had us worried there for a little bit! Where'd you go?
Malik-I know where they went. They were in it with Yami! And now it's my turn! That wedgie cost me my pride, sanity and ability to make babies! DIE! I HAVE A ROD THAT CAN CONTROL YOUR BODY AND I WILL- I WILL, UM...
Yami Malik- *shakes head* I'm ashamed of you, Malik. You can't even think of a god threat.
Malik- *hangs his head in shame*
Tea- Hey guys, since all is forgiven, let's go over and relax by our seats now. *she winks at Yami Malik*
Yami Malik- Yes, relax. By our seats. Now.
Everyone agrees and tiredly move back over to sit down on the other side of the airport and relax by their "beds." Yami and Yugi sit next to eachother and are smiling happily, back to being friends again. Tea and Yami Malik are sitting next to eachother, smiling their butts off for reasons of their own. Malik is glaring daggers at his Yami. Joey and Tristan are busy looking for food.
Joey- All that ketchup made me hungry for something to eat.
Tristan- Yeah, we forgot to stock up on grub!
Tea- *whispers to Yami Malik* This is perfect! He couldn't have given us a better opening! *takes fries from behind her back, making it look like she took them out of her bag* Hey boychicks! Look! I forgot to tell you, before Yugi jumped into the deep frier, we managed to buy some fries and I packed a bunch for the plane trip. Want some? Yugi, you can have them first.
Yugi-Why's that?
Yami- Height before beauty.
Yugi-Hey! *this time Yugi takes the joke* Well, I guess a few fries can't hurt...*takes some off the top and pops them in his mouth*
Tristan and Joey are drooling, Yami is just watching, Tea and Yami Malik are literally peeing themselves and Malik is still trying to pick his wedgie.
Yugi-Mmm!! They taste sweet! *then...Yugi suddenly jumps up onto the airline seat, his eyes getting wide again and his hair poofing up, whips off his shirt and starts singing into an uneaten fry...* NORTH CAROLINA, COME ON AND RAISE UP! TAKE YA SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT ROUND YA HEAD, SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTA!!!! *with that he swings his shirt around his head and attempts to take off from the seat by jumping into the air. Instead, he falls flat on his face and continues to sing before sitting up and staring straight at Yami, like a deer caught in headlights. Finally, he snaps out of it and starts to sing again, still into the fry* EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FOO FIGHTING, NANANANANANA! HIYA! *Yugi then attempts to slice his hand through Yami's hair, to no avail and smears some of the extra ketchup from Yami onto his cheeks with his fingers, making himself look like an Indian decorated in war paint* CHUNGA WUNGA, CHUNGA WUNGA, CHUNGA WUNGA!!!!!! *finally, he spins around where he stands and falls flat on his face, ceasing all movement*
Everyone else besides Tea and Yami Malik who are cracking up so hard they are crying- O_O O_O O_O
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Yami- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please everyone, stay in your homes, lock your doors and bar your windows, the effects of Yugi's sugar high are still not over and done with.
Yugi- *leaning against tree* WHAT'S THAT GRANDMOTHER WILLOW? KILL YAMI? OKAY!
Yami- AHHHH!!!!!
Hehe some of you might be wondering what Tristan's revenge was...don't worry...it will be revealed *insert evil laugh here* Byebye!
*~*~Yunique*~*~