~Hogwarts Talent Show~
(A/N:if you need someone to tell you what it's about you are stupid.)
Dumbledore: Welcome to Hogwarts 1st Talent show!
::everyone just stares blankly at him::
Dumbledore: Er, yes, anyway lets start with ::looks at paper:: Professor Snape! He will be reading a poem. Here he is!
::Snape walks out on stage and it's completely silent except for a few coughs::
Snape: This is my poem titled "students" ::clears throat::
Students They are everwhere They always get in my hair ::A few people laugh and say things like "so that's why it's so greasy!":: They get on my nerves One day they will get what they deserve THEY ARE RUDE THEY ARE CRUDE I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL TODAY RIGHT NOW ::He takes out his wand and a few people get up and run and scream things like "Run for your lives!":: DIE STUDENTS DIE! ::points wand at a Ravenclaw student:: AVADA KADAVRA! ::misses student and hits wall:: BLAST MY STUPID AIM! ::dumbledore runs over::
Dumbledore: Petrificus totalus! ::snape falls over:: Take him away. ::several teacher come and take Snape away::
Dumbledore: Everybody calm down please. ::the room becomes still and silent:: Ok.that's better. Well, I'll wish you luck when you go to potions class! ::he laughs but everyone gives eachother horrified looks:: Ok anyway,Lets see here..our next performance is from...Ron Weasly! And he will be ::looks at paper:: singing a song! Welcome Ron Weasly!
::Ron steps onto stage wearing a big black robe with a hood covering his face::
Random hogwarts student: DEMENTOR! RUN! ::runs out of room and everyone laughs::
Ron: ::coughs:: Whoooooooooooooooooooo ::Rips of robe to revel that he is painted all yellow and is wearing, what appear to be sqaure pants:: (A/N: I think you know where im going with this one ()
Ron: WHO lives in a pineapple under the sea?! ::points to the audience expecting a response but no one says any thing:: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Ron: Florissant yellow and spongy is he! ::points to audience again but gets the same response as last time:: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Ron: If nautical nonsense be something you wish! ::points to audience and a few people catch on and say "sponge bob square pants?":: YES!
Ron: Then jump on the deck and squirm like a fish!
Audience: Square Bob Sponge Pants!
Ron: ERRR CLOSE ENOUGH! SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! ::signals audience to join in::
Audience: Er, Pants bob square bob!
Ron: SPONGE BOB----SQUARE PANTS! ::does weird whistle thing with his nose::
::Ron walks off stage and a couple of people clap::
Dumbledore: Well, that was interesting now wasn't it!? Next up is Hagrid!
::Hagrid walks on stage carrying what is, a quite small compared to him, harp. He sits down and starts to play it wonderfully::
::everyone is interested but after the first five minutes everyone starts to become drowsy.::
30 min later
::everyone is sleeping and dumbledore walks on stage and pulls the harp away from Hagrid::
Dumbledore: Students...students...STUDENTS! ::everyone wakes up and looks alert:: Ok next up is Ginny Weasly!
::Ginny walks on stage dressed like Avril Lavinge. (A/N: Is that how you spell her last name?)::
Ginny: ::starts to sing:: He was the Gryffindor seeker, she was the Ravenclaw seeker, can I make it anymore obvious? He was a hero, she was plain-flat- out boring, What more can I say?
::everyone looks disgusted because they are all sick of that song:: (A/N: AMEN)
Ginny: He wanted her, She'd never tell, cause secretly she wanted him as well. But she acted stupid, and went out with Cedric, just because she had a problem with his lighting scar.
::Cho Chang is now looking extremely angry::
Ginny: He was the boi who lived she said I'm to good for him-
::cho chang jumps up on stage and starts trying to choke Ginny::
Ginny: Stop..IT...NOW...OW...SOME...BODY...HELP!
Ron: ::who by the way, is still yellow:: HEY! That's my sister your choking! ::runs up and tries to pull cho off of ginny: but gets punched by her::
Hermione: Ron! :: Runs to Ron's side::
Ron: I.I think I'm going to die!
Hermione: NO!
Ron: ::pulls hermione down to the ground and starts making out with her::
Harry: EVERYBODYS CRAZY! AHHHHHHHH!
Dumbledore: EVERYONE! BACK TO YOUR SEATS! NOW! AND SILENCE PLEASE!
::everyone goes back to their seats and remains silent::
Dumbledore: Good now we have..::looks at Ron who has a black eye::.you might want to go to the hospital wing Mr. Weasly...but our last performance is from Mr. Draco Malfoy.
::Draco walks on stage::
Draco: My name is Draco Malfoy.
::everyone starts applauding like mad::
Draco: ::walks off stage while girls start screaming his name::
Dumbledore: Well that's it for this year. You may all go back to you dormitories.
(A/N: I think im getting a little better at this Parody thing. Please review! Oh and I just have to say this. Have you guys seen those commercials for that stupid thing called "kidz bop 3"? I think it's hilarious enough that they have 8 and 9 year olds singing songs but some of the songs they sing in the new one, shouldn't be sung by a 9 year old. Like they have the song "I need a girl part 1". Can you imagine a whole bunch of little kids singing "I need a girl to ride ride ride" lol. What's going on in this world? Lol. I still think it's funny though. Yeah anyway. REVIEW! NOW! "or, or, I'll fight you!" ^_^ )
(A/N:if you need someone to tell you what it's about you are stupid.)
Dumbledore: Welcome to Hogwarts 1st Talent show!
::everyone just stares blankly at him::
Dumbledore: Er, yes, anyway lets start with ::looks at paper:: Professor Snape! He will be reading a poem. Here he is!
::Snape walks out on stage and it's completely silent except for a few coughs::
Snape: This is my poem titled "students" ::clears throat::
Students They are everwhere They always get in my hair ::A few people laugh and say things like "so that's why it's so greasy!":: They get on my nerves One day they will get what they deserve THEY ARE RUDE THEY ARE CRUDE I'M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL TODAY RIGHT NOW ::He takes out his wand and a few people get up and run and scream things like "Run for your lives!":: DIE STUDENTS DIE! ::points wand at a Ravenclaw student:: AVADA KADAVRA! ::misses student and hits wall:: BLAST MY STUPID AIM! ::dumbledore runs over::
Dumbledore: Petrificus totalus! ::snape falls over:: Take him away. ::several teacher come and take Snape away::
Dumbledore: Everybody calm down please. ::the room becomes still and silent:: Ok.that's better. Well, I'll wish you luck when you go to potions class! ::he laughs but everyone gives eachother horrified looks:: Ok anyway,Lets see here..our next performance is from...Ron Weasly! And he will be ::looks at paper:: singing a song! Welcome Ron Weasly!
::Ron steps onto stage wearing a big black robe with a hood covering his face::
Random hogwarts student: DEMENTOR! RUN! ::runs out of room and everyone laughs::
Ron: ::coughs:: Whoooooooooooooooooooo ::Rips of robe to revel that he is painted all yellow and is wearing, what appear to be sqaure pants:: (A/N: I think you know where im going with this one ()
Ron: WHO lives in a pineapple under the sea?! ::points to the audience expecting a response but no one says any thing:: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Ron: Florissant yellow and spongy is he! ::points to audience again but gets the same response as last time:: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
Ron: If nautical nonsense be something you wish! ::points to audience and a few people catch on and say "sponge bob square pants?":: YES!
Ron: Then jump on the deck and squirm like a fish!
Audience: Square Bob Sponge Pants!
Ron: ERRR CLOSE ENOUGH! SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! ::signals audience to join in::
Audience: Er, Pants bob square bob!
Ron: SPONGE BOB----SQUARE PANTS! ::does weird whistle thing with his nose::
::Ron walks off stage and a couple of people clap::
Dumbledore: Well, that was interesting now wasn't it!? Next up is Hagrid!
::Hagrid walks on stage carrying what is, a quite small compared to him, harp. He sits down and starts to play it wonderfully::
::everyone is interested but after the first five minutes everyone starts to become drowsy.::
30 min later
::everyone is sleeping and dumbledore walks on stage and pulls the harp away from Hagrid::
Dumbledore: Students...students...STUDENTS! ::everyone wakes up and looks alert:: Ok next up is Ginny Weasly!
::Ginny walks on stage dressed like Avril Lavinge. (A/N: Is that how you spell her last name?)::
Ginny: ::starts to sing:: He was the Gryffindor seeker, she was the Ravenclaw seeker, can I make it anymore obvious? He was a hero, she was plain-flat- out boring, What more can I say?
::everyone looks disgusted because they are all sick of that song:: (A/N: AMEN)
Ginny: He wanted her, She'd never tell, cause secretly she wanted him as well. But she acted stupid, and went out with Cedric, just because she had a problem with his lighting scar.
::Cho Chang is now looking extremely angry::
Ginny: He was the boi who lived she said I'm to good for him-
::cho chang jumps up on stage and starts trying to choke Ginny::
Ginny: Stop..IT...NOW...OW...SOME...BODY...HELP!
Ron: ::who by the way, is still yellow:: HEY! That's my sister your choking! ::runs up and tries to pull cho off of ginny: but gets punched by her::
Hermione: Ron! :: Runs to Ron's side::
Ron: I.I think I'm going to die!
Hermione: NO!
Ron: ::pulls hermione down to the ground and starts making out with her::
Harry: EVERYBODYS CRAZY! AHHHHHHHH!
Dumbledore: EVERYONE! BACK TO YOUR SEATS! NOW! AND SILENCE PLEASE!
::everyone goes back to their seats and remains silent::
Dumbledore: Good now we have..::looks at Ron who has a black eye::.you might want to go to the hospital wing Mr. Weasly...but our last performance is from Mr. Draco Malfoy.
::Draco walks on stage::
Draco: My name is Draco Malfoy.
::everyone starts applauding like mad::
Draco: ::walks off stage while girls start screaming his name::
Dumbledore: Well that's it for this year. You may all go back to you dormitories.
(A/N: I think im getting a little better at this Parody thing. Please review! Oh and I just have to say this. Have you guys seen those commercials for that stupid thing called "kidz bop 3"? I think it's hilarious enough that they have 8 and 9 year olds singing songs but some of the songs they sing in the new one, shouldn't be sung by a 9 year old. Like they have the song "I need a girl part 1". Can you imagine a whole bunch of little kids singing "I need a girl to ride ride ride" lol. What's going on in this world? Lol. I still think it's funny though. Yeah anyway. REVIEW! NOW! "or, or, I'll fight you!" ^_^ )