CHAPTER 8!! It has been such a hectic month and school has been loading me with homework, which is why I haven't updated in a while- I'm so sorry! I haven't even had enough time to eat nevermind write! lol and of course, the writers block, which I finally overcame! I have a lot planned for this story...and it includes swimmies, water, Yami's, and desert islands- MUAHAH! But I'm not sure when I can get chapter 10 out, I'll see how much I can get in this weekend. Hope you like this chapter, I made it a little longer to make up for the fact that I haven't updated in like a month! Enjoy!
Chap 8
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Back to: The Adventures of Ryou and Bakura
The flight is nearing it's end. After escaping the airplane potty, Ryou refused to talk to Bakura and sat with his arms crossed for the rest of the flight, looking out the window. (A/N) He is now a lisenced expert on Battle Bots.
Bakura-Jingle bells, jingle bells...Ryou....RRRRRRRyouuu.....
*Ryou continues to stare out the window*
Bakura-I'm sorry I locked you in the potty. I'm sorry I called you a lass. I'm sorry I tried to sacrifice you to my gods.
*Ryou continues to stare out the window*
Bakura-I'm sorry?
*Ryou continues to stare out the window and reaches out, without looking, to get his Mountain Due*
Bakura- Did you know that Mountain Due lowers sperm count?
Ryou- *takes cup away from lips and puts it back onto the mini-table*
Bakura- That's what I thought. Wouldn't want to screw up your chances of having any white-haired little hellians.
Cockpit- We have arrived at our destination and will be landing soon. Please fasten your seatbelts, put up your tray tables and prepare for landing. Thankyou for flying with us.
Bakura-*buckles himself in as the plane starts to descend* OOOOOOOhhhh...my ears are popping....popping...ow....popping...hey my voice sounds funny! *makes face and starts talking in high voice* WE REPRESENT, THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!
Ryou-*continues to stare out window*
Bakura- *unbuckles quickly and jumps over Ryou's lap to stare out the window* Oohhh lots of little people! They look like ants that you could just step on! Hey, I bet that fat lady is the queen!
Ryou-*looks away from window and starts to stare at an overhead compartment*
Bakura-Come on Ryou! If you don't talk to me, then I'll burn all you're Nsync cd's!
Ryou-*stares at overhead compartment*
Bakura-And not only will I burn all you're Nsync cd's, but I'll break you're Malibu Barbie and dye her hair like Yugi's!
Ryou-*eye twitches, then* NOOO!!! Not like Yugi's!!!!
Bakura-*smiles devilishly* I knew that would work. Now doesn't that fat lady look like she could be the queen ant?
Ryou-*sighs* Don't make fun of people. Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Bakura- Yep, I look just like you.
Ryou-*sighs again* Alright, we're landing. Buckle up.
Bakura-I can't die! What's the point? If I go flying forward I'll just hit the seat and be unharmed.
Ryou-*draws in breath slowly* Okay. Do whatever you want.
Bakura-Okay! *gets up quickly and runs towards airplane potty*in a muffled voice* ALMIGHTY RA, ACCEPT MY OFFERING! *seconds later the automatic toilet goes off* EEK! *comes running out* That was close.
Ryou-*continuously hits forehead against seat in front of him* Only....4...more...minutes...only...4...more...minutes...
**
4 Minutes Later
**
Ryou and Bakura have exited the plane, and are now in the airport, lugging their giant suitcases behind them. Bakura is looking around the airport exitedly and Ryou's patience has drawn very thin. They walk up to one of those moving escalators, which are on the floor instead of stairs. Ryou steps onto it and immediately starts moving without walking. Bakura stops dead in his tracks.
Bakura-*turning white* YOU'RE MOVING WITHOUT MOVING YOUR FEET! DEMON! *makes his fingers into a sign which is supposed to ward off monsters*
Ryou-*turns around* Huh? Oh man. Yami, calm down. This is just a moving conveyer. It moves you so that you don't have to carry your bags.
Bakura- *as Ryou gets further away* Don't leave me!
Ryou- Get on!
Bakura- *starts getting big puppy dog eyes* I can't.
Ryou-Why!?!
Bakura- *whispers* I'm scared.
Ryou- Ugh. What a protective spirit YOU are. Fine. I'll come and get you.
Bakura- What if that conveyer thing isn't really a conveyer thing?
Ryou-What? Oh nevermind. Stay right there. *finishes his ride on the conveyer, takes the one in the opposite direction back to his Yami-takes Bakura's hand*
Bakura- *takes a step on the conveyer...starts moving* Errrr....*10 seconds later* AHHH! *turns around and starts running as fast as he can to no avail- he stays in the same spot* HELPPPPPPP MEEEEE!
Ryou- *covers Bakura's mouth* Shush! Listen! It's not gonna hurt you!
*20 minutes later*
A frazzled looking Ryou and a VERY frazzled looking Bakura arrive at the rent-a-car station. The attendent shows them to their car, a very sporty looking, red one and they both get in. It's Ryou's turn to drive.
Ryou- *sighs* Finally, we're here. Off to the hotel. *starts car and they head onto the highway*
Bakura- *takes a little dancing hula girl out of his pocket and places it on the dashboard*
Ryou- How'd you get that?
Bakura- Hmm...how do you think a TOMB ROBBER gets ANYTHING?
Ryou- YOU DIDN'T.
Bakura- He won't miss it!
Ryou- He?
Bakura- I took it off a hobo outside the airport. He had really cool dreads. But he won't miss it.
*SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT*
Hobo- *wakes up* WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLING? *checks pockets* OMIGA! SHE'S....GONE! OH CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD! *cries* I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR! *runs away to Antarctica to be eaten by Polar Bears*
**back to the car**
Suddenly, out of the blue, something comes shooting out of the sky and is heading straight towards Ryou and Bakura's car, which is stuck in traffic...
Bakura- *looks up* HIT THE DECK! *unbuckles and jumps into the backseat, just as a bright red/orange bird lands on the seat next to Ryou, which USED TO belong to Bakura*
*peeks over backseat* What IS that thing? It looks like...it looks like a deformed fruit! Can we eat it?
Ryou- *stares down at the bird* WHAT? It's a bird, not a fruit, and you can't eat it. Is it dead?
The bird is on it's back, with it's legs up in the air, looking paralyzed.
**A/N- This is the funniest looking bird! It's not really from Hawaii, but I had to put it in, cuz I needed a hilarious animal- if you want a picture of it- the site is
http://www.animalsoftherainforest.org/cockoftherock.htm**Back to the story...
All of a sudden, the bird jumps onto it's feet, cocks it's head to look at Ryou next to it, and then flies up into his hair.
Ryou- Mommy! Get it out!
Bakura-*stifles laughter as the bird starts to strut around on top of Ryou's head* I think it likes you...
Ryou- Well I don't care! If it wants to be a gay bird then it can go right ahead! But I'm not gay! Get it offffff!
Bakura- Don't be such a crybaby. I'm sure it'll leave. *the bird dives into Ryou's mane of hair and snuggles up into a "nest"* Uhhh....minus that part. It looks pretty comfortable. If it's gonna stay, can I name it?
Ryou- IT'S NOT STAYING! *tries to pick bird out of his hair, but the beast pecks his fingers and he stops trying* Stupid bird! Ouch! *traffic starts moving and Ryou is forced to drive and ignore the bird*
Bakura- I think I have a few names for it. Hmm...Deformed Fruit, Snowball...*watches as bird pecks at Ryou who is still trying to swat it out while palmin' the wheel* I got it! AibouAnnoyer 2002! Or Bakura Jr. for short. *smiles evilly* You're a good little bird, aren't you AibouAnnoyer2002? Aren't you? Yes you are, yes you are!
Ryou- Stop it Yami! Baby talk is only for BABIES and abnormal married couples!
Bakura- *crosses arms and pouts* Fine! AIBOUANNOYER2002! ATTACK! *the bird pecks viciously at Ryou's head*
Ryou- OUCH! Make-OUCH!-it stop!
Bakura- PECK MY PRETTY! MUAHAHAH!
Ryou- YAMI!
Bakura- FEEL IT'S FEATHERY WRATH! MUHAHA!
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30 Minutes Later at Hotel
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Ryou and Bakura enter into the hotel lobby wheeling their suitcases. Bakura is all smiles since he made his new friend, the deformed fruit, and Ryou has decided that when he gets home from Hawaii, he is getting a buzzcut. The bird is currently nestled in his hair, gazing around.
Lobby Person- Welcome to Palm Tree Springs! Can I have your name sir?
Ryou- Ryou Bakura. I have some rooms reserved for other people too, but they'll be here later. Me and my, erm, cousin here need a room for two.
Lobby Person- No problem. Do you want a cot?
Ryou- What for?
Lobby Person- *points at bird*
Ryou- Oh. I don't think he'll need one. He seems perfectly happy sleeping in my hair.
Bakura- Do we have room service?
AibouAnnoyer2002- *squawks* Do we have room service? Do we have room service? Room service! Room service!
Ryou- *sighs* Bakura, just stay quiet.
Bakura- It's not my fault he repeats everything I say! He just loves me that much. Doesn't he?
~A/N- from here forward, AibouAnnoyer2002 is gonna be A.A.2002- for short cuz it takes too long to type:-P~
A.A.2002- Ryou's a pansy! Ryou's a pansy!
Ryou- HEY! WHY IS IT SAYING THAT?
Bakura-Wellll....he mighta heard me say some stuff in the car on the ride here...he occasionally says random sentences...but the good part about them is...HE NEVER LIES.
Ryou- *steams* Get in the elevator.
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After an hour of cleaning up the ketchup after the scream fest, the gang has finally fallen asleep. Besides Yugi. He is sitting bolt straight up, rocking back and forth.
Yugi- *with shirt over his head, rocking* They're gonna get me...they're gonna get me...I'm gonna be PROBED!
They, of course, are the aliens, which Yami TRIED convincing him weren't real for 2 hours before he fell asleep from exaustion. This alien theory came about shortly after the sugar high. Sugar makes everyone do weird things.
Suddenly, the sun started to rise, and everyone slowly woke up as people filed into the airport's opening doors.
Yugi-THEY'LL PROBE ME, I TELL YOU!
People walking in- *stop, stare, keep moving*
Yami- *yawning* Nooo....it can't be morning already..........
Tea- Ugh. Turn off the lights! Can't you see people are trying to sleep on the floor?
Tristan- *snores like a foghorn*
Joey- *dreaming* KAIBA, WALK ME LIKE THE DOG I AM! *rolls over smiling*
Everyone awake- *sweatdrops times infinity*
Yami- That's...that's...*shudders* MORE than disturbing.
Tea- Definately. But listen, we gotta wake everyone up and get on the plane. There's no way I'm missing a SECOND one.
It was in fact, 7:00.
Yami-Jooooeyyyyyyy....Tristtaaaannnn....*leans closer to their sleeping faces* ICECREAM MAN!
Joey + Tristan- *bolt straight up* WHERE?!?
Yami- *grins* I knew that would work. Now for Malik and his Yami. *leans towards Malik, who is snuggled up cutely under a blanket, sucking his thumb* *in singsong voice* Oh my little Egyptian prince, guess what I see? A HUGE, GIGANTIC, ATOMIC WEDGIE!
Malik- *jumps up in cold sweat* *looks around frowning* Don't even JOKE!
Yami- *cackles, then* Wake up your Yami. We gotta board the plane, it takes off at 7:30. *moves over to Yugi* Aibou, we gotta board the plane. Aibou? YUGI? *sighs, places a hand on his shoulder and smiles lovingly* Come on, aibou, if you don't stand up and board the plane with me, then the aliens will eat your brain.
Yugi- Eat, my brain?
Yami- Yup, every last braincell.
Yugi- *lip trembles* Help me Yami!
Yami- I will, but only if you board the plane. Then you can sit on my lap all the way to Hawaii and I'll keep you safe.
Yugi- Okay! ^_^
Tea- Awww, how kawaii!
Yami- HEY! I thought you liked me?
Tea- I do, but Yugi is just so innocent!
Yami- Oh really? Well, you haven't seen his magazines. Or his box of videos. OR his pictures of YOU.
Yugi- *snapping out of his stupor for a second* YAMI! HOW COULD YOU?
Yami- Umm, I meant, his pictures of Britney Spears! Yeah, that good ole' pepsi lovin' Britney! *laughs fakely*
Yugi- *cries*
Tea- AWWW, poor thing! Yugi, don't worry. I won't act ANY differently towards you.
Yugi-*sniffles* Y-you won't?
Tea- Nope. Don't worry. Now let's get on the plane.
Yugi- *shoots dagger glances at Yami*
Yami- *shoots dagger glances back*
Joey- Where's the icecream man?
******
*10 Minutes later, at the metal detector*
Security- Sir, you can't bring that on the plane.
Malik- But WHY? *holds up rod*
Security- It's a metal object that could be used as a weapon.
Malik- PLEASE?
Security- You can't.
Malik- But all I ever do with it is take over people's bodies! Nothing SERIOUS.
Security- Well in that case, go ahead.
Malik- Thanks! ^_^
**
On the plane, which happens to be the same plane that Ryou and Bakura flew on earlier:-)
Yami Malik- I call window seat!
Yami- No! I want the window seat! I'm older!
The group has split into pairs, Tea sitting next to Yugi, Joey next to Tristan and Yami Malik next to Yami. Malik is smooshed between a very old grandmother who is incessantly pinching his cheeks and calling him "as cute as a kitten" and her friend who can't remember anything that happened 3 minutes ago.
Malik-Why MEEEE?
Yami-GIVE ME THE SEAT!
Yami Malik- You can't order me around! You're not Pharaoh anymo-
Flight Attendent- *taps Yami's shoulder* Sir? Sir, you are gonna have to come with me.
Yami- Why? I didn't do anything!
Flight Attendent- We recently had a very...um..interesting passenger and we've been told to put anyone who has extremely large, oddly colored hair into custody in the back of the plane.
Yami-WHAT? That is pure idiocy!
Yami Malik- Watch out, big word!
Yami- They're discriminating against people with big hair! I'm sueing!
Yami Malik- More big words! My brain hurts!
Flight Attendent- Come with me, sir. *takes Yami by the arm and leads him away*
Yami- Help you stupid dark Malik!!
Yami Malik- Nope.
Yami- Why!?
Yami Malik- You NEVER come between a man and his window seat.
Yami- *sobs as he's dragged to the cargo area*
Yugi- Hehehehe.
Tea- Yugi, I'm surprised YOU weren't dragged off.
Yugi- I'm too short. They wouldn't notice me. Do you know I haven't had a growth spurt in 15 years?
Tea- Really?
Yugi-Yup! My doctor said I was like a chihuaha. I'm born one size, and I never grow.
Tea- That explains why you bark in you're sleep.
Yugi- I do not bark! Wait, how do you know I bark?
Tea- Umm..*blushes* I watched you sleep.
Yugi- Why?
Tea- I...*waits and then suddenly leans closer and kisses him quickly on the lips*
Yugi- *wide eyes* Whoah. That was unexpected. But...great.
Tea- *smiles*
Joey- *who just saw everything* YUGI AND TEA, SITTIN ON A PLANE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...*turns to look out the window* Hey, is that China?
Tristan- What are you talking about? That can't be China.
Joey- Why?
Tristan- Everyone knows that China is an island. That is CLEARLY a landmass.
Yugi- *rolls eyes* Let's keep this our little secret, Tea. Only Joey saw us and he just forgot.
Tea- Deal. *smiles*
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That's it! Get ready for some adventure next chapter, when Yami and Yami Bakura learn to swim! And what will happen with the Yugi/Yami/Tea love triangle!? Stay tuned! R&R:-)
Ja!
Chap 8
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Back to: The Adventures of Ryou and Bakura
The flight is nearing it's end. After escaping the airplane potty, Ryou refused to talk to Bakura and sat with his arms crossed for the rest of the flight, looking out the window. (A/N) He is now a lisenced expert on Battle Bots.
Bakura-Jingle bells, jingle bells...Ryou....RRRRRRRyouuu.....
*Ryou continues to stare out the window*
Bakura-I'm sorry I locked you in the potty. I'm sorry I called you a lass. I'm sorry I tried to sacrifice you to my gods.
*Ryou continues to stare out the window*
Bakura-I'm sorry?
*Ryou continues to stare out the window and reaches out, without looking, to get his Mountain Due*
Bakura- Did you know that Mountain Due lowers sperm count?
Ryou- *takes cup away from lips and puts it back onto the mini-table*
Bakura- That's what I thought. Wouldn't want to screw up your chances of having any white-haired little hellians.
Cockpit- We have arrived at our destination and will be landing soon. Please fasten your seatbelts, put up your tray tables and prepare for landing. Thankyou for flying with us.
Bakura-*buckles himself in as the plane starts to descend* OOOOOOOhhhh...my ears are popping....popping...ow....popping...hey my voice sounds funny! *makes face and starts talking in high voice* WE REPRESENT, THE LOLLIPOP GUILD!
Ryou-*continues to stare out window*
Bakura- *unbuckles quickly and jumps over Ryou's lap to stare out the window* Oohhh lots of little people! They look like ants that you could just step on! Hey, I bet that fat lady is the queen!
Ryou-*looks away from window and starts to stare at an overhead compartment*
Bakura-Come on Ryou! If you don't talk to me, then I'll burn all you're Nsync cd's!
Ryou-*stares at overhead compartment*
Bakura-And not only will I burn all you're Nsync cd's, but I'll break you're Malibu Barbie and dye her hair like Yugi's!
Ryou-*eye twitches, then* NOOO!!! Not like Yugi's!!!!
Bakura-*smiles devilishly* I knew that would work. Now doesn't that fat lady look like she could be the queen ant?
Ryou-*sighs* Don't make fun of people. Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Bakura- Yep, I look just like you.
Ryou-*sighs again* Alright, we're landing. Buckle up.
Bakura-I can't die! What's the point? If I go flying forward I'll just hit the seat and be unharmed.
Ryou-*draws in breath slowly* Okay. Do whatever you want.
Bakura-Okay! *gets up quickly and runs towards airplane potty*in a muffled voice* ALMIGHTY RA, ACCEPT MY OFFERING! *seconds later the automatic toilet goes off* EEK! *comes running out* That was close.
Ryou-*continuously hits forehead against seat in front of him* Only....4...more...minutes...only...4...more...minutes...
**
4 Minutes Later
**
Ryou and Bakura have exited the plane, and are now in the airport, lugging their giant suitcases behind them. Bakura is looking around the airport exitedly and Ryou's patience has drawn very thin. They walk up to one of those moving escalators, which are on the floor instead of stairs. Ryou steps onto it and immediately starts moving without walking. Bakura stops dead in his tracks.
Bakura-*turning white* YOU'RE MOVING WITHOUT MOVING YOUR FEET! DEMON! *makes his fingers into a sign which is supposed to ward off monsters*
Ryou-*turns around* Huh? Oh man. Yami, calm down. This is just a moving conveyer. It moves you so that you don't have to carry your bags.
Bakura- *as Ryou gets further away* Don't leave me!
Ryou- Get on!
Bakura- *starts getting big puppy dog eyes* I can't.
Ryou-Why!?!
Bakura- *whispers* I'm scared.
Ryou- Ugh. What a protective spirit YOU are. Fine. I'll come and get you.
Bakura- What if that conveyer thing isn't really a conveyer thing?
Ryou-What? Oh nevermind. Stay right there. *finishes his ride on the conveyer, takes the one in the opposite direction back to his Yami-takes Bakura's hand*
Bakura- *takes a step on the conveyer...starts moving* Errrr....*10 seconds later* AHHH! *turns around and starts running as fast as he can to no avail- he stays in the same spot* HELPPPPPPP MEEEEE!
Ryou- *covers Bakura's mouth* Shush! Listen! It's not gonna hurt you!
*20 minutes later*
A frazzled looking Ryou and a VERY frazzled looking Bakura arrive at the rent-a-car station. The attendent shows them to their car, a very sporty looking, red one and they both get in. It's Ryou's turn to drive.
Ryou- *sighs* Finally, we're here. Off to the hotel. *starts car and they head onto the highway*
Bakura- *takes a little dancing hula girl out of his pocket and places it on the dashboard*
Ryou- How'd you get that?
Bakura- Hmm...how do you think a TOMB ROBBER gets ANYTHING?
Ryou- YOU DIDN'T.
Bakura- He won't miss it!
Ryou- He?
Bakura- I took it off a hobo outside the airport. He had really cool dreads. But he won't miss it.
*SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT*
Hobo- *wakes up* WHERE ARE YOU MY DARLING? *checks pockets* OMIGA! SHE'S....GONE! OH CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD! *cries* I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR! *runs away to Antarctica to be eaten by Polar Bears*
**back to the car**
Suddenly, out of the blue, something comes shooting out of the sky and is heading straight towards Ryou and Bakura's car, which is stuck in traffic...
Bakura- *looks up* HIT THE DECK! *unbuckles and jumps into the backseat, just as a bright red/orange bird lands on the seat next to Ryou, which USED TO belong to Bakura*
*peeks over backseat* What IS that thing? It looks like...it looks like a deformed fruit! Can we eat it?
Ryou- *stares down at the bird* WHAT? It's a bird, not a fruit, and you can't eat it. Is it dead?
The bird is on it's back, with it's legs up in the air, looking paralyzed.
**A/N- This is the funniest looking bird! It's not really from Hawaii, but I had to put it in, cuz I needed a hilarious animal- if you want a picture of it- the site is
http://www.animalsoftherainforest.org/cockoftherock.htm**Back to the story...
All of a sudden, the bird jumps onto it's feet, cocks it's head to look at Ryou next to it, and then flies up into his hair.
Ryou- Mommy! Get it out!
Bakura-*stifles laughter as the bird starts to strut around on top of Ryou's head* I think it likes you...
Ryou- Well I don't care! If it wants to be a gay bird then it can go right ahead! But I'm not gay! Get it offffff!
Bakura- Don't be such a crybaby. I'm sure it'll leave. *the bird dives into Ryou's mane of hair and snuggles up into a "nest"* Uhhh....minus that part. It looks pretty comfortable. If it's gonna stay, can I name it?
Ryou- IT'S NOT STAYING! *tries to pick bird out of his hair, but the beast pecks his fingers and he stops trying* Stupid bird! Ouch! *traffic starts moving and Ryou is forced to drive and ignore the bird*
Bakura- I think I have a few names for it. Hmm...Deformed Fruit, Snowball...*watches as bird pecks at Ryou who is still trying to swat it out while palmin' the wheel* I got it! AibouAnnoyer 2002! Or Bakura Jr. for short. *smiles evilly* You're a good little bird, aren't you AibouAnnoyer2002? Aren't you? Yes you are, yes you are!
Ryou- Stop it Yami! Baby talk is only for BABIES and abnormal married couples!
Bakura- *crosses arms and pouts* Fine! AIBOUANNOYER2002! ATTACK! *the bird pecks viciously at Ryou's head*
Ryou- OUCH! Make-OUCH!-it stop!
Bakura- PECK MY PRETTY! MUAHAHAH!
Ryou- YAMI!
Bakura- FEEL IT'S FEATHERY WRATH! MUHAHA!
***
30 Minutes Later at Hotel
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Ryou and Bakura enter into the hotel lobby wheeling their suitcases. Bakura is all smiles since he made his new friend, the deformed fruit, and Ryou has decided that when he gets home from Hawaii, he is getting a buzzcut. The bird is currently nestled in his hair, gazing around.
Lobby Person- Welcome to Palm Tree Springs! Can I have your name sir?
Ryou- Ryou Bakura. I have some rooms reserved for other people too, but they'll be here later. Me and my, erm, cousin here need a room for two.
Lobby Person- No problem. Do you want a cot?
Ryou- What for?
Lobby Person- *points at bird*
Ryou- Oh. I don't think he'll need one. He seems perfectly happy sleeping in my hair.
Bakura- Do we have room service?
AibouAnnoyer2002- *squawks* Do we have room service? Do we have room service? Room service! Room service!
Ryou- *sighs* Bakura, just stay quiet.
Bakura- It's not my fault he repeats everything I say! He just loves me that much. Doesn't he?
~A/N- from here forward, AibouAnnoyer2002 is gonna be A.A.2002- for short cuz it takes too long to type:-P~
A.A.2002- Ryou's a pansy! Ryou's a pansy!
Ryou- HEY! WHY IS IT SAYING THAT?
Bakura-Wellll....he mighta heard me say some stuff in the car on the ride here...he occasionally says random sentences...but the good part about them is...HE NEVER LIES.
Ryou- *steams* Get in the elevator.
*~*~*BackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairportBackintheairport*~*~*~*~*
After an hour of cleaning up the ketchup after the scream fest, the gang has finally fallen asleep. Besides Yugi. He is sitting bolt straight up, rocking back and forth.
Yugi- *with shirt over his head, rocking* They're gonna get me...they're gonna get me...I'm gonna be PROBED!
They, of course, are the aliens, which Yami TRIED convincing him weren't real for 2 hours before he fell asleep from exaustion. This alien theory came about shortly after the sugar high. Sugar makes everyone do weird things.
Suddenly, the sun started to rise, and everyone slowly woke up as people filed into the airport's opening doors.
Yugi-THEY'LL PROBE ME, I TELL YOU!
People walking in- *stop, stare, keep moving*
Yami- *yawning* Nooo....it can't be morning already..........
Tea- Ugh. Turn off the lights! Can't you see people are trying to sleep on the floor?
Tristan- *snores like a foghorn*
Joey- *dreaming* KAIBA, WALK ME LIKE THE DOG I AM! *rolls over smiling*
Everyone awake- *sweatdrops times infinity*
Yami- That's...that's...*shudders* MORE than disturbing.
Tea- Definately. But listen, we gotta wake everyone up and get on the plane. There's no way I'm missing a SECOND one.
It was in fact, 7:00.
Yami-Jooooeyyyyyyy....Tristtaaaannnn....*leans closer to their sleeping faces* ICECREAM MAN!
Joey + Tristan- *bolt straight up* WHERE?!?
Yami- *grins* I knew that would work. Now for Malik and his Yami. *leans towards Malik, who is snuggled up cutely under a blanket, sucking his thumb* *in singsong voice* Oh my little Egyptian prince, guess what I see? A HUGE, GIGANTIC, ATOMIC WEDGIE!
Malik- *jumps up in cold sweat* *looks around frowning* Don't even JOKE!
Yami- *cackles, then* Wake up your Yami. We gotta board the plane, it takes off at 7:30. *moves over to Yugi* Aibou, we gotta board the plane. Aibou? YUGI? *sighs, places a hand on his shoulder and smiles lovingly* Come on, aibou, if you don't stand up and board the plane with me, then the aliens will eat your brain.
Yugi- Eat, my brain?
Yami- Yup, every last braincell.
Yugi- *lip trembles* Help me Yami!
Yami- I will, but only if you board the plane. Then you can sit on my lap all the way to Hawaii and I'll keep you safe.
Yugi- Okay! ^_^
Tea- Awww, how kawaii!
Yami- HEY! I thought you liked me?
Tea- I do, but Yugi is just so innocent!
Yami- Oh really? Well, you haven't seen his magazines. Or his box of videos. OR his pictures of YOU.
Yugi- *snapping out of his stupor for a second* YAMI! HOW COULD YOU?
Yami- Umm, I meant, his pictures of Britney Spears! Yeah, that good ole' pepsi lovin' Britney! *laughs fakely*
Yugi- *cries*
Tea- AWWW, poor thing! Yugi, don't worry. I won't act ANY differently towards you.
Yugi-*sniffles* Y-you won't?
Tea- Nope. Don't worry. Now let's get on the plane.
Yugi- *shoots dagger glances at Yami*
Yami- *shoots dagger glances back*
Joey- Where's the icecream man?
******
*10 Minutes later, at the metal detector*
Security- Sir, you can't bring that on the plane.
Malik- But WHY? *holds up rod*
Security- It's a metal object that could be used as a weapon.
Malik- PLEASE?
Security- You can't.
Malik- But all I ever do with it is take over people's bodies! Nothing SERIOUS.
Security- Well in that case, go ahead.
Malik- Thanks! ^_^
**
On the plane, which happens to be the same plane that Ryou and Bakura flew on earlier:-)
Yami Malik- I call window seat!
Yami- No! I want the window seat! I'm older!
The group has split into pairs, Tea sitting next to Yugi, Joey next to Tristan and Yami Malik next to Yami. Malik is smooshed between a very old grandmother who is incessantly pinching his cheeks and calling him "as cute as a kitten" and her friend who can't remember anything that happened 3 minutes ago.
Malik-Why MEEEE?
Yami-GIVE ME THE SEAT!
Yami Malik- You can't order me around! You're not Pharaoh anymo-
Flight Attendent- *taps Yami's shoulder* Sir? Sir, you are gonna have to come with me.
Yami- Why? I didn't do anything!
Flight Attendent- We recently had a very...um..interesting passenger and we've been told to put anyone who has extremely large, oddly colored hair into custody in the back of the plane.
Yami-WHAT? That is pure idiocy!
Yami Malik- Watch out, big word!
Yami- They're discriminating against people with big hair! I'm sueing!
Yami Malik- More big words! My brain hurts!
Flight Attendent- Come with me, sir. *takes Yami by the arm and leads him away*
Yami- Help you stupid dark Malik!!
Yami Malik- Nope.
Yami- Why!?
Yami Malik- You NEVER come between a man and his window seat.
Yami- *sobs as he's dragged to the cargo area*
Yugi- Hehehehe.
Tea- Yugi, I'm surprised YOU weren't dragged off.
Yugi- I'm too short. They wouldn't notice me. Do you know I haven't had a growth spurt in 15 years?
Tea- Really?
Yugi-Yup! My doctor said I was like a chihuaha. I'm born one size, and I never grow.
Tea- That explains why you bark in you're sleep.
Yugi- I do not bark! Wait, how do you know I bark?
Tea- Umm..*blushes* I watched you sleep.
Yugi- Why?
Tea- I...*waits and then suddenly leans closer and kisses him quickly on the lips*
Yugi- *wide eyes* Whoah. That was unexpected. But...great.
Tea- *smiles*
Joey- *who just saw everything* YUGI AND TEA, SITTIN ON A PLANE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...*turns to look out the window* Hey, is that China?
Tristan- What are you talking about? That can't be China.
Joey- Why?
Tristan- Everyone knows that China is an island. That is CLEARLY a landmass.
Yugi- *rolls eyes* Let's keep this our little secret, Tea. Only Joey saw us and he just forgot.
Tea- Deal. *smiles*
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That's it! Get ready for some adventure next chapter, when Yami and Yami Bakura learn to swim! And what will happen with the Yugi/Yami/Tea love triangle!? Stay tuned! R&R:-)
Ja!