It's finally here! Chapter 10! This chapter was a really fun one to write, and it's long, so I hope it's just as much fun to read! I am SO SORRY for the month-long wait...but now that soccer is over, I have 3 extra hours to write before I do 3 hours of mind-crippling homework! Yay! Anyway...some of the writing style was different in this one...there is a lot more paragraph descriptions. So read, review and enjoy!
Disclaimer-*tosses penny in fountain* Maybe if I wish hard enough, the fountain will grant my wish! I'll own Yu-gi-oh!
Yugioh cast- *bulldozes fountain*
Me- Thanks guys. I love you too.
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Back to the Adventures of Everyone but Bakura and Ryou:-P
The plane was FINALLY landing. Tea and Yugi had fought the urge to hold hands the whole plane ride. Joey and Tristan had commenced fighting about whether China was an island or not and Malik had moved up to sit next to his Yami after Yami Yugi was dragged off due to having "big hair."
After the group dragged their suitcases off the plane and gaped in wonder at the palm-tree-riddled area around them, they went to find Yami.
Tea- You don't think they put him in the cargo hold with the animals, do you?
Yugi-*in a very happy mood* YuP!
Just then, Yami Yugi stumbles out of the open door of the plane, COVERED in dog hair.
Joey-Ahh! Werewolf!
Yami- *not amused* I am NOT a werewolf. If I was a werewolf then I would be allergic to myself. I just recently discovered my allergies towards dogs. How can a *spirit* get *allergies!* *sneezes* Honestly! This fur is going to be my downfall.
Joey-I can see it now- *Makes "headline" with his hands* "Pharaoh Who Lives 5000 Years Dies Due to Freak Dog Hair Incident." How ironic.
Yami Malik- *snickers* How glorified. Wait, did Joey just say "ironic?"
Tea- I didn't think that Joey knew any words that consisted of more than 5 letters.
Tristan- Yeah, all the essentials are five letters anyway. Pizza, Sleep, Girls.
Yami- *growls* Is there anywhere that I can buy new clothes?
Malik-Well, they may have a mall nearby. Or a little airport shoppe. Let's go look. Maybe they have leather!
Yami- LEATHER!? WOO HOO!
Yugi- No! His leather fetish! You've reminded him!
Yami- Thank god he has! Leather puts everything in perspective! Thank god for cows! The makers of leather!
Joey- And the makers of hamburgers! *slaps Yami high 5*
Soon after, the gang enters the airport to retrieve their bags. Yami is *still* covered in dog hair and goes off with Malik to try on clothes at a "shoppe." Yami Malik is with Tea and Yugi, and Tristan and Joey are amusing themselves with the escalators.
*With Malik and Yami*
Yami-*emerges from dressing room in a bluish suit* How about...this? *flaunts in front of Malik*
Malik-Sexy! Kinda...
Yami- *scowls* Hold on, I have one more. *goes in, rustling sounds are heard, along with a few sounds of extreme exersion* ~~yes that sounds bad, no I don't care
*comes out of dressing room wearing a VERY good looking, black, leather outfit with so many buckles that it looks like it used up the world's source of metal*
Well?
Malik-*gapes* Wow! I never knew a guy could pull off leather that well.
Yami-*smug* Well, I'm no *ORDINARY* guy.
Malik-*laughs* I can see. No *ORDINARY* guy could get into something so tight, that quickly, without having intense physical pain to his no-no place.
Yami-*if looks could kill, Malik would be 6 feet under* Get in line. And remember, when I have hot Hawaiian women groping me and you don't, don't come crying to me.
**
Soon, Malik and Yami rejoin the group. Ever since Yami came out of the store in his leather-womanizer outfit, Tea hasn't been able to pry her eyes away. Yugi is thoroughly jealous and has been purposely trying to trip Yami.
Yami Malik-Wow Yami, interesting clothes.
Tea- *drools* Nice out-outfit. It looks, yum-I mean, good!
Yugi- *dagger glance to his dark* No it doesn't. It looks like the cow that made that leather was charcoaled beyond help.
Yami-You're just jealous. *I* got the muscles and the daring good looks and you got the short end of the deal. Get it, Yugi? Short?
Yugi-*steams* YOU'RE ONLY 3 INCHES TALLER!
Yami- Three inches is still the difference between ME having a normal relationship with a girlfriend. They can actually kiss me at NORMAL height.
Yugi- What girlfriend is *that?* INFLATEABLE SALLY?
Yami- No...INFLATEABLE BEATRICE!
All-*sweatdrop*
Tea- Well, let's break it up boys. We gotta go get our "rent-a-car."
Joey- I CALL SHOTGUN!
Tristan- AHH! You have a gun?
Joey- No, stupid. I call the front seat.
Tristan- There's a gun in the front seat?
Joey- Just shut up and keep walking. Not into that-
Tristan- Ow.
Joey- -pole.
****
About an hour later, the gang is in the hotel. They have piled into the elevator and are heading up to the 10'th floor, where Bakura and Ryou are waiting. Everyone is happy about seeing and talking to them again. Except Yami. He would rather be boiled alive in butterscotch pudding then talk to "that pompous and flatulant Tomb Robber."
In the elevator...
Malik-Who composes this stupid elevator music?
Yami Malik- They should be shot.
Tristan- *dancing to music w/ eyes closed* Lalalalalalalala....
Joey- Will someone please shut up the dancing chicken?
Tristan- I resent that remark! This is perfectly good music.
*Suddenly, the door slides open. Bakura and Ryou stand right in front. Ryou is all smiles
and Bakura is all scowls.*
Ryou- WELCOME TO HAWAII!
Bakura- -and don't forget to BURN IN HELL!
Tea- Aww, I feel so loved.
Yugi- Hi Bakura! Hi Ryou! Where do we put our stuff?
Bakura- Over there. There are 4 rooms. I guess every Yami is with his Hikari, and Tea, Joey and Tristan all get stuck in a room together. *smirks*
Tea- Great. I'm paired with Dumb and Dumber.
Yami- At least you aren't paired with the midget.
Yugi- *Millions of daggers*
Bakura- So, Pharaoh. We meet again.
Yami- *James Bond Music Plays* Yes. I suppose we do.
*More James Bond Music*
Bakura- Where's that music coming from?
Yami- Who cares. It's cool. *dances*
Yami Malik-Let's go check out the rooms.
*Each group walks off together to their assigned rooms*
*Each group emerges*
Tristan- Our room is peach colored!
Yugi-Ours too!
Malik-Ours too!!
Ryou- What a coinkidink.
Yami, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura- THEY'RE ALL PEACH COLORED!
**
Two hours later, after dinner, the gang has assembled in the hallway. All of them are a bit tired due to the time difference but the Hikaris have an idea.
Yugi- *calls a group huddle, excluding the Yamis* Psshpshshsh....
Yami Malik- I can't make out what they are saying!
Yami Yugi- All I can make out are the letters P-O-O-L.
Bakura- That spells POOL you idiot Pharaoh! Geez, weren't you rich enough for a tutor in your days?
Yami Yugi- I DID have a tutor, I just lost my memories. And at least I got rich the *correct* way, not by STEALING money.
Bakura- That *IS* the correct way!
Yami-*rolls eyes* Anyway, what does it mean if they say "pool?"
Yugi- WE'RE GOING SWIMMING! EVERYONE GET YOUR SWIM TRUNKS!
Yamis in unison- SWIMMING?
Tea- Yeah, what's the problem?
Yamis in unison- WE'RE FROM EGYPT.
Tristan- So?
Tea- Oh, *stifling laughter* don't tell me....YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!?
Joey- *cracks up*
Yamis in unison- *growl*
Yugi- That's ok, we can teach you!
Yami- *crosses arms* No, that's okay Yugi. I can just use you as a flotation device. I don't need to learn how to swim.
Yugi-Well, *sarcastically* AIBOU, you're full enough of hot air to float ANYWAY!
Yami- *growls like a rabid pitbull*
Bakura- *high five's Yugi* Kid, you're off my hitlist. Be proud.
Tea- Alright guys, stop fighting. I don't like to sound like the sour Sally here, but-
All- YOU ARE!
Tea- *whimpers* Well, if that's how you feel, then I'll just shut up.
Malik- THE DAY HAS COME! DON'T YOU LOVE THE SILENCE!? IT'S FREE OF ANNOYING FRIENDSHIP RANTS! YES!
Tea- *falls on the ground, crying*
Tristan- DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Tea- *cries harder*
Joey- *laughs harder*
Yami- Guys, stop harrassing the witch.
Tea- *runs into room*
Malik- ANYWAY, it's pool time!
Yamis- NoOo!
Hikaris- YeSsS! *drag each Yami into their rooms and dress them in spare bathing suits*
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The hikaris and their yamis have made their way to the indoor pool, in a room which is surprisingly full of little children, all running around. The kids are carrying swimmies and floaties...and oddly enough, so are the Yamis. Joey, Tristan and Tea are all in their rooms, making amends and watching t.v.
Yami Yugi is wearing a black bathing suit which many of the woman are drooling over, Bakura is wearing a blue one which doesn't look half bad...and Yami Malik didn't get so lucky. He has wrapped himself in a towel and refuses to take it off, due to the fact that he is wearing a purple speedo. According to Malik, it was his "only other bathing suit, so deal."
Now, the Hikaris are trying to get their Yami's to actually *get in* the pool.
Yugi- Move! You're at the shallow end! You won't drown!
Yami-I have never swum in my life! For my first years, I was a Pharaoh who never stepped anywhere near water which was deeper than my bath, and for the past years, I have been imprisoned in a puzzle! There is no way I'm going in.
Yugi-Oh yes there is. *shoves him in*
Yami-IT'S COLD!!!
Yugi- Be quiet you big baby. It's 80 degrees.
Bakura- *dips toe in* It IS cold...
Ryou- Just think positive...and you will swim. Who cares about the temperature! Ready? Just step to the edge and repeat after me. IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan...
Bakura- *closes eyes, walks to edge* IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan...
Ryou-*pushes him in*
Bakura-AHHH! I THINK I CAN'T! GET ME OUT! THERE ARE BARRACUDAS BITING ME!
Ryou- There are no barracudas in heated pools!!!
Bakura- Well, IN THIS ONE THERE ARE!
Yami- Yugi! Help! I'm drowning!
Yugi- No you aren't, just kick your feet! Move your arms!
Yami- *starts kicking and accidentally kicks Bakura*
Bakura- IDIOT PHARAOH! WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
Yami-I didn't you overly-pompous blue whale!
Bakura- YES YOU DID! DON'T DENY IT!
Yami-I DIDN'T KICK YOU BEFORE BUT NOW I WILL! *starts kicking him, which is
taking a very long time, due to the fact that water slows down movement*
Bakura- *starts kicking him back* I HOPE YOU DROWN!
Yami-OH DON'T WORRY, I WILL!
By now, the children are staring in awe at the two, who have steadily been moving backwards into the deep end. Soon, they are both treading water without knowing it, kicking eachother with all their might.
Yami- DIEEEE!
Yami Malik- *from the side* THAT'S *MY* LINE!
Yami- BITE ME! *kicks Bakura again*
Bakura- *between kicks* Stupid...over...rated...archaic...decrepit...grannylike...Pharaoh!
Yami-NEVER INSULT MY GRANNY! *lunges at him like a dolphin and they both go underwater*
Ryou-*turns to Yugi* We gotta help them!
Yugi- Nah...they'll be okay.
Malik & Yami Malik-THEY'RE SWIMMING!
Yugi-Wow! They are! And without these! *throws yellow, polka-dotted floaties over his head*
Ryou- HEY YOU TWO! YOU'RE SWIMMING!
Yami and Bakura- *come up for air, stop fighting* We are?
Ryou- Look down!
Yami and Bakura- *look down* AHHHH! IT'S DEEP! 10 FEET! *start drowning*
Ryou- *smacks forehead* Yugi, sometimes I wonder if we're the only sane ones.
Yugi- I don't *wonder.* I *know.*
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After swimming, the hikaris and their yamis all went back to their assigned PEACH COLORED rooms and tried to relax after the stressful day. Bakura and Yami had nearly died in the pool and Malik had nearly died laughing. His Yami never successfully removed the towel.
In one room, Ryou was watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and Bakura was harrassing room service. The Yami was constantly calling and then complaining when they got there, telling them that something wasn't right about the food. This resulted in the waiters having to go back and fix it. He thought this was particularly amusing, considering the fact that they were on the 10'th floor and the kitchen was on the 1'st.
*For all of you who thought or wished that I had forgotten about AA2002, I didn't*
In other news, the reason that Ryou was free to watch "Buffy" without a loud cawing in his ear, was because earlier that day, he had successfully managed to lock AA2002 in a closet. Now and then, "Ryou's a pansy!" could be heard from inside.
The way this was accomplished involved Ryou reluctantly promising Bakura that he *could* harrass roomservice, if and only if Bakura commanded the annoying bird to go into the closet. The bird listened, after Bakura bribed it by showing it a mop which looked much like Ryou's hair. This mop was now the property of the bird, and anyone who approached it was ripped at with as much ferocity as a bird can muster.
In Malik and Yami Malik's room, Malik was fooling around with the jets in the tub/jacuzzi and Yami Malik was trying to make his mattress softer by beating it repeatedly with the Millenium Rod. This only resulted in a lot of feathers coming out and the mattress becoming considerably holey. (like a macaroni drainer)
Not all was "peaceful," though.Yami Yugi had sworn revenge on Yugi for ever making him swim. He was currently coating the inside of their bathtub with petroleum jelly, so that as soon as Yugi stepped in the tub, he would slip and fall. Yugi was scrubbing the entire floor with Yami's toothbrush. This way, they would both be in for a surprise when they got ready for bed.
On a lighter note, Tea, Tristan and Joey were watching t.v. in their room. Tea had threatened them earlier, so right now, all three were getting along. She was no longer the wicked witch, but rather, the "Royal Princess." Basically, if they called her anything different, she would tell the gang about the time they got drunk and kissed eachother (not on the cheek). She didn't forget to point out that if she released this prized information, Bakura would not stop haunting or laughing at them for another 5000 years.
But this was not on Tea's mind right now. The "Royal Princess" had a secret date with Yugi. They were going to meet outside of the hotel when their roommates had fallen asleep and walk around town. Tea was looking forward to this.
Finally, the time came.
Tea-*checks to see that Joey and Tristan are sleeping* Good. Quiet and peaceful, just like little babies. Well, maybe not quiet. No wonder Tristan likes foghorns so much...he sure SNORES like one... *walks outside*
Yugi emerges from his room, closing the door softly behind him.
Yugi- Tea! I'm so glad my Yami finally fell asleep. After he washed his mouth out with ammonia, of course. Did he tell you that I scrubbed the entire floor with his toothbrush?
Tea-No, he failed to leave that out.
Yugi-Oh. Well he did. I *STILL* can't believe he didn't pull a prank on *me.* Must be losing his touch.
Tea-*mumbles* Hehe...when I kissed him, he hadn't lost his "touch..."
Yugi-What was that?
Tea- Oh! I was just saying that when I dissed Kim, I thought that she was Dutch!
Yugi-Riiighhtt...
Tea-Let's go outside, shall we?
Yugi-*smiles* Alright! Are we gonna makeout?
Tea- Only if you behave.
Yugi-I'm behaving! I'm behaving!
Tea- Don't push it.
***
A few hours (and a few makeout sessions) later, Tea and Yugi were back outside the rooms.
Tea- I had a fun night.
Yugi- Me too. Especially when we pushed those little children off the boardwalk!
Tea- That was *you.*
Yugi-Oh yeah, I forgot!
Tea- *sighs* I think Bakura is corrupting you. Are you spending too much time with him?
Yugi- Define- "too much."
Tea- More than a minute?
Yugi- *shuffles feet* Mayyybee....*grins*
Tea- *sighs again* Well, goodnight!
*They kiss*
The two walk back into their rooms. That night, the last sound heard was a loud "Eek!" as Yugi fell face first in the shower.
***
The next day, the entire gang decided to go to one of Hawaii's beautiful beaches. They all wore the same bathing suits, except Yami Malik. He refused to change *at all.* The sun was shining and the water was warm and Yugi set up the towels under a big palm tree. Tea sat next to him, but not too close-so as not to arouse suspicion. Joey and Tristan were busy staring at all of the hot girls who walked by, whose bathing suits would have had trouble covering a microscopic organism.
As of now, Yugi was down by the water, checking the temperature. Malik and Ryou were hunting for crabs in the surf and Bakura and Yami Malik were working on their tans. Much to Bakura's dismay, his pale skin didn't adopt an "orange" color, but rather a "lobster red." Yami Malik couldn't get much darker without turning completely black.
This left Tea and Yami, who were sitting near eachother under the shade of the palm tree. Tea was "reading" a magazine, while "glancing" (Synonyms: Drooling, Gawking, Staring) at Yami out of the corners of her eyes. Suddenly...
Yami- So Tea...
Tea- *jumps* Yes?
Yami- Nice weather, huh?
Tea- Yes. Very...hott.
Yami-Hot?
Tea- Yes.
Yami-Hot?
Tea- Yah, you know, like coffee and fire and stuff?
Yami-Duh, I'm not stupid you know.
Tea-*rolls eyes* So, you look...nice...today..
Yami- Really? Thanks! I thought this bathing suit made my butt look big.
Tea- No, the opposite actually!
Yami- Oh ok. I've been cutting back on the fats, you know.
Tea- *smiles* It looks it. *gets closer*
Yami- Uh..
*closer*
*closer...*
Tea-*leans forward and kisses him*
Yami- Heheh. *smiles devilishly, not knowing that Tea and Yugi had something going on...* I knew you still liked me.
Just then, Yugi comes running up the beach. Of course, he is completely clueless that Tea just kissed his darker half.
Yugi-Hey guys! The water's warm! Come on in!
Tea shoots one last glance at Yami, before running after his hikari. Yami follows eagerly. Soon, the whole gang is swimming about. Everything is going wonderfully.
Bakura- Hey Pharaoh! I bet I can swim further than you!
Yami-Oh please. I was trained in finesse and endurance-
Bakura- LESS CRAP, MORE SWIMMING!
The two race out over the waves, completely oblivious to the giant riptide which is
slowing making it's way in.
Yami- Uhh, Tomb Robber? Do you feel that...pulling sensation?
Bakura- Are you coming on to me?
Yami- EWW! No! Seriously though...
Bakura- *swallowing water* It's getting deeper...
Yami-We're getting further out...further...further...further...
Bakura- RIPTIDE!
Soon, the two are pulled far away from the shore, the waves falling over their heads as they are dragged.
**
Thirty minutes later...
Yugi-Hey guys, where are Yami and Bakura?
**
Miles away on a deserted island...
Yami- *wakes up on beach, spits out sand* What-the-
Bakura- *looks over at Yami, stares out around him at the endless stretches of ocean...* I think we are on an island...
Yami-A deserted one...
Bakura- Together...
Yami & Bakura- *look at eachother* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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STRANDED! Haha, it's like "Castaway," minus the talking volleyball.
Yami-YOU...
Me- ME...
Yami- LEFT ME WITH...WITH...THAT FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A THIEF! ALONE! ON AN ISLAND! MAY ALL THE SUGAR IN THE WORLD MELT AWAY, SO THAT YOU MAY NEVER WRITE ON A SUGAR HIGH AGAIN!
Me-Muha.
Yami-*goes insane*
*~*~Anway, stay tuned for the next chapter...where chaos reigns wild. How will Bakura and Yami survive together on an island? How will Tea *the skank* keep her love affair with *both* Yami and Yugi secret? Stay tuned!
Disclaimer-*tosses penny in fountain* Maybe if I wish hard enough, the fountain will grant my wish! I'll own Yu-gi-oh!
Yugioh cast- *bulldozes fountain*
Me- Thanks guys. I love you too.
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Back to the Adventures of Everyone but Bakura and Ryou:-P
The plane was FINALLY landing. Tea and Yugi had fought the urge to hold hands the whole plane ride. Joey and Tristan had commenced fighting about whether China was an island or not and Malik had moved up to sit next to his Yami after Yami Yugi was dragged off due to having "big hair."
After the group dragged their suitcases off the plane and gaped in wonder at the palm-tree-riddled area around them, they went to find Yami.
Tea- You don't think they put him in the cargo hold with the animals, do you?
Yugi-*in a very happy mood* YuP!
Just then, Yami Yugi stumbles out of the open door of the plane, COVERED in dog hair.
Joey-Ahh! Werewolf!
Yami- *not amused* I am NOT a werewolf. If I was a werewolf then I would be allergic to myself. I just recently discovered my allergies towards dogs. How can a *spirit* get *allergies!* *sneezes* Honestly! This fur is going to be my downfall.
Joey-I can see it now- *Makes "headline" with his hands* "Pharaoh Who Lives 5000 Years Dies Due to Freak Dog Hair Incident." How ironic.
Yami Malik- *snickers* How glorified. Wait, did Joey just say "ironic?"
Tea- I didn't think that Joey knew any words that consisted of more than 5 letters.
Tristan- Yeah, all the essentials are five letters anyway. Pizza, Sleep, Girls.
Yami- *growls* Is there anywhere that I can buy new clothes?
Malik-Well, they may have a mall nearby. Or a little airport shoppe. Let's go look. Maybe they have leather!
Yami- LEATHER!? WOO HOO!
Yugi- No! His leather fetish! You've reminded him!
Yami- Thank god he has! Leather puts everything in perspective! Thank god for cows! The makers of leather!
Joey- And the makers of hamburgers! *slaps Yami high 5*
Soon after, the gang enters the airport to retrieve their bags. Yami is *still* covered in dog hair and goes off with Malik to try on clothes at a "shoppe." Yami Malik is with Tea and Yugi, and Tristan and Joey are amusing themselves with the escalators.
*With Malik and Yami*
Yami-*emerges from dressing room in a bluish suit* How about...this? *flaunts in front of Malik*
Malik-Sexy! Kinda...
Yami- *scowls* Hold on, I have one more. *goes in, rustling sounds are heard, along with a few sounds of extreme exersion* ~~yes that sounds bad, no I don't care
*comes out of dressing room wearing a VERY good looking, black, leather outfit with so many buckles that it looks like it used up the world's source of metal*
Well?
Malik-*gapes* Wow! I never knew a guy could pull off leather that well.
Yami-*smug* Well, I'm no *ORDINARY* guy.
Malik-*laughs* I can see. No *ORDINARY* guy could get into something so tight, that quickly, without having intense physical pain to his no-no place.
Yami-*if looks could kill, Malik would be 6 feet under* Get in line. And remember, when I have hot Hawaiian women groping me and you don't, don't come crying to me.
**
Soon, Malik and Yami rejoin the group. Ever since Yami came out of the store in his leather-womanizer outfit, Tea hasn't been able to pry her eyes away. Yugi is thoroughly jealous and has been purposely trying to trip Yami.
Yami Malik-Wow Yami, interesting clothes.
Tea- *drools* Nice out-outfit. It looks, yum-I mean, good!
Yugi- *dagger glance to his dark* No it doesn't. It looks like the cow that made that leather was charcoaled beyond help.
Yami-You're just jealous. *I* got the muscles and the daring good looks and you got the short end of the deal. Get it, Yugi? Short?
Yugi-*steams* YOU'RE ONLY 3 INCHES TALLER!
Yami- Three inches is still the difference between ME having a normal relationship with a girlfriend. They can actually kiss me at NORMAL height.
Yugi- What girlfriend is *that?* INFLATEABLE SALLY?
Yami- No...INFLATEABLE BEATRICE!
All-*sweatdrop*
Tea- Well, let's break it up boys. We gotta go get our "rent-a-car."
Joey- I CALL SHOTGUN!
Tristan- AHH! You have a gun?
Joey- No, stupid. I call the front seat.
Tristan- There's a gun in the front seat?
Joey- Just shut up and keep walking. Not into that-
Tristan- Ow.
Joey- -pole.
****
About an hour later, the gang is in the hotel. They have piled into the elevator and are heading up to the 10'th floor, where Bakura and Ryou are waiting. Everyone is happy about seeing and talking to them again. Except Yami. He would rather be boiled alive in butterscotch pudding then talk to "that pompous and flatulant Tomb Robber."
In the elevator...
Malik-Who composes this stupid elevator music?
Yami Malik- They should be shot.
Tristan- *dancing to music w/ eyes closed* Lalalalalalalala....
Joey- Will someone please shut up the dancing chicken?
Tristan- I resent that remark! This is perfectly good music.
*Suddenly, the door slides open. Bakura and Ryou stand right in front. Ryou is all smiles
and Bakura is all scowls.*
Ryou- WELCOME TO HAWAII!
Bakura- -and don't forget to BURN IN HELL!
Tea- Aww, I feel so loved.
Yugi- Hi Bakura! Hi Ryou! Where do we put our stuff?
Bakura- Over there. There are 4 rooms. I guess every Yami is with his Hikari, and Tea, Joey and Tristan all get stuck in a room together. *smirks*
Tea- Great. I'm paired with Dumb and Dumber.
Yami- At least you aren't paired with the midget.
Yugi- *Millions of daggers*
Bakura- So, Pharaoh. We meet again.
Yami- *James Bond Music Plays* Yes. I suppose we do.
*More James Bond Music*
Bakura- Where's that music coming from?
Yami- Who cares. It's cool. *dances*
Yami Malik-Let's go check out the rooms.
*Each group walks off together to their assigned rooms*
*Each group emerges*
Tristan- Our room is peach colored!
Yugi-Ours too!
Malik-Ours too!!
Ryou- What a coinkidink.
Yami, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura- THEY'RE ALL PEACH COLORED!
**
Two hours later, after dinner, the gang has assembled in the hallway. All of them are a bit tired due to the time difference but the Hikaris have an idea.
Yugi- *calls a group huddle, excluding the Yamis* Psshpshshsh....
Yami Malik- I can't make out what they are saying!
Yami Yugi- All I can make out are the letters P-O-O-L.
Bakura- That spells POOL you idiot Pharaoh! Geez, weren't you rich enough for a tutor in your days?
Yami Yugi- I DID have a tutor, I just lost my memories. And at least I got rich the *correct* way, not by STEALING money.
Bakura- That *IS* the correct way!
Yami-*rolls eyes* Anyway, what does it mean if they say "pool?"
Yugi- WE'RE GOING SWIMMING! EVERYONE GET YOUR SWIM TRUNKS!
Yamis in unison- SWIMMING?
Tea- Yeah, what's the problem?
Yamis in unison- WE'RE FROM EGYPT.
Tristan- So?
Tea- Oh, *stifling laughter* don't tell me....YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!?
Joey- *cracks up*
Yamis in unison- *growl*
Yugi- That's ok, we can teach you!
Yami- *crosses arms* No, that's okay Yugi. I can just use you as a flotation device. I don't need to learn how to swim.
Yugi-Well, *sarcastically* AIBOU, you're full enough of hot air to float ANYWAY!
Yami- *growls like a rabid pitbull*
Bakura- *high five's Yugi* Kid, you're off my hitlist. Be proud.
Tea- Alright guys, stop fighting. I don't like to sound like the sour Sally here, but-
All- YOU ARE!
Tea- *whimpers* Well, if that's how you feel, then I'll just shut up.
Malik- THE DAY HAS COME! DON'T YOU LOVE THE SILENCE!? IT'S FREE OF ANNOYING FRIENDSHIP RANTS! YES!
Tea- *falls on the ground, crying*
Tristan- DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Tea- *cries harder*
Joey- *laughs harder*
Yami- Guys, stop harrassing the witch.
Tea- *runs into room*
Malik- ANYWAY, it's pool time!
Yamis- NoOo!
Hikaris- YeSsS! *drag each Yami into their rooms and dress them in spare bathing suits*
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The hikaris and their yamis have made their way to the indoor pool, in a room which is surprisingly full of little children, all running around. The kids are carrying swimmies and floaties...and oddly enough, so are the Yamis. Joey, Tristan and Tea are all in their rooms, making amends and watching t.v.
Yami Yugi is wearing a black bathing suit which many of the woman are drooling over, Bakura is wearing a blue one which doesn't look half bad...and Yami Malik didn't get so lucky. He has wrapped himself in a towel and refuses to take it off, due to the fact that he is wearing a purple speedo. According to Malik, it was his "only other bathing suit, so deal."
Now, the Hikaris are trying to get their Yami's to actually *get in* the pool.
Yugi- Move! You're at the shallow end! You won't drown!
Yami-I have never swum in my life! For my first years, I was a Pharaoh who never stepped anywhere near water which was deeper than my bath, and for the past years, I have been imprisoned in a puzzle! There is no way I'm going in.
Yugi-Oh yes there is. *shoves him in*
Yami-IT'S COLD!!!
Yugi- Be quiet you big baby. It's 80 degrees.
Bakura- *dips toe in* It IS cold...
Ryou- Just think positive...and you will swim. Who cares about the temperature! Ready? Just step to the edge and repeat after me. IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan...
Bakura- *closes eyes, walks to edge* IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan, IthinkIcan...
Ryou-*pushes him in*
Bakura-AHHH! I THINK I CAN'T! GET ME OUT! THERE ARE BARRACUDAS BITING ME!
Ryou- There are no barracudas in heated pools!!!
Bakura- Well, IN THIS ONE THERE ARE!
Yami- Yugi! Help! I'm drowning!
Yugi- No you aren't, just kick your feet! Move your arms!
Yami- *starts kicking and accidentally kicks Bakura*
Bakura- IDIOT PHARAOH! WHY'D YOU KICK ME?
Yami-I didn't you overly-pompous blue whale!
Bakura- YES YOU DID! DON'T DENY IT!
Yami-I DIDN'T KICK YOU BEFORE BUT NOW I WILL! *starts kicking him, which is
taking a very long time, due to the fact that water slows down movement*
Bakura- *starts kicking him back* I HOPE YOU DROWN!
Yami-OH DON'T WORRY, I WILL!
By now, the children are staring in awe at the two, who have steadily been moving backwards into the deep end. Soon, they are both treading water without knowing it, kicking eachother with all their might.
Yami- DIEEEE!
Yami Malik- *from the side* THAT'S *MY* LINE!
Yami- BITE ME! *kicks Bakura again*
Bakura- *between kicks* Stupid...over...rated...archaic...decrepit...grannylike...Pharaoh!
Yami-NEVER INSULT MY GRANNY! *lunges at him like a dolphin and they both go underwater*
Ryou-*turns to Yugi* We gotta help them!
Yugi- Nah...they'll be okay.
Malik & Yami Malik-THEY'RE SWIMMING!
Yugi-Wow! They are! And without these! *throws yellow, polka-dotted floaties over his head*
Ryou- HEY YOU TWO! YOU'RE SWIMMING!
Yami and Bakura- *come up for air, stop fighting* We are?
Ryou- Look down!
Yami and Bakura- *look down* AHHHH! IT'S DEEP! 10 FEET! *start drowning*
Ryou- *smacks forehead* Yugi, sometimes I wonder if we're the only sane ones.
Yugi- I don't *wonder.* I *know.*
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After swimming, the hikaris and their yamis all went back to their assigned PEACH COLORED rooms and tried to relax after the stressful day. Bakura and Yami had nearly died in the pool and Malik had nearly died laughing. His Yami never successfully removed the towel.
In one room, Ryou was watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and Bakura was harrassing room service. The Yami was constantly calling and then complaining when they got there, telling them that something wasn't right about the food. This resulted in the waiters having to go back and fix it. He thought this was particularly amusing, considering the fact that they were on the 10'th floor and the kitchen was on the 1'st.
*For all of you who thought or wished that I had forgotten about AA2002, I didn't*
In other news, the reason that Ryou was free to watch "Buffy" without a loud cawing in his ear, was because earlier that day, he had successfully managed to lock AA2002 in a closet. Now and then, "Ryou's a pansy!" could be heard from inside.
The way this was accomplished involved Ryou reluctantly promising Bakura that he *could* harrass roomservice, if and only if Bakura commanded the annoying bird to go into the closet. The bird listened, after Bakura bribed it by showing it a mop which looked much like Ryou's hair. This mop was now the property of the bird, and anyone who approached it was ripped at with as much ferocity as a bird can muster.
In Malik and Yami Malik's room, Malik was fooling around with the jets in the tub/jacuzzi and Yami Malik was trying to make his mattress softer by beating it repeatedly with the Millenium Rod. This only resulted in a lot of feathers coming out and the mattress becoming considerably holey. (like a macaroni drainer)
Not all was "peaceful," though.Yami Yugi had sworn revenge on Yugi for ever making him swim. He was currently coating the inside of their bathtub with petroleum jelly, so that as soon as Yugi stepped in the tub, he would slip and fall. Yugi was scrubbing the entire floor with Yami's toothbrush. This way, they would both be in for a surprise when they got ready for bed.
On a lighter note, Tea, Tristan and Joey were watching t.v. in their room. Tea had threatened them earlier, so right now, all three were getting along. She was no longer the wicked witch, but rather, the "Royal Princess." Basically, if they called her anything different, she would tell the gang about the time they got drunk and kissed eachother (not on the cheek). She didn't forget to point out that if she released this prized information, Bakura would not stop haunting or laughing at them for another 5000 years.
But this was not on Tea's mind right now. The "Royal Princess" had a secret date with Yugi. They were going to meet outside of the hotel when their roommates had fallen asleep and walk around town. Tea was looking forward to this.
Finally, the time came.
Tea-*checks to see that Joey and Tristan are sleeping* Good. Quiet and peaceful, just like little babies. Well, maybe not quiet. No wonder Tristan likes foghorns so much...he sure SNORES like one... *walks outside*
Yugi emerges from his room, closing the door softly behind him.
Yugi- Tea! I'm so glad my Yami finally fell asleep. After he washed his mouth out with ammonia, of course. Did he tell you that I scrubbed the entire floor with his toothbrush?
Tea-No, he failed to leave that out.
Yugi-Oh. Well he did. I *STILL* can't believe he didn't pull a prank on *me.* Must be losing his touch.
Tea-*mumbles* Hehe...when I kissed him, he hadn't lost his "touch..."
Yugi-What was that?
Tea- Oh! I was just saying that when I dissed Kim, I thought that she was Dutch!
Yugi-Riiighhtt...
Tea-Let's go outside, shall we?
Yugi-*smiles* Alright! Are we gonna makeout?
Tea- Only if you behave.
Yugi-I'm behaving! I'm behaving!
Tea- Don't push it.
***
A few hours (and a few makeout sessions) later, Tea and Yugi were back outside the rooms.
Tea- I had a fun night.
Yugi- Me too. Especially when we pushed those little children off the boardwalk!
Tea- That was *you.*
Yugi-Oh yeah, I forgot!
Tea- *sighs* I think Bakura is corrupting you. Are you spending too much time with him?
Yugi- Define- "too much."
Tea- More than a minute?
Yugi- *shuffles feet* Mayyybee....*grins*
Tea- *sighs again* Well, goodnight!
*They kiss*
The two walk back into their rooms. That night, the last sound heard was a loud "Eek!" as Yugi fell face first in the shower.
***
The next day, the entire gang decided to go to one of Hawaii's beautiful beaches. They all wore the same bathing suits, except Yami Malik. He refused to change *at all.* The sun was shining and the water was warm and Yugi set up the towels under a big palm tree. Tea sat next to him, but not too close-so as not to arouse suspicion. Joey and Tristan were busy staring at all of the hot girls who walked by, whose bathing suits would have had trouble covering a microscopic organism.
As of now, Yugi was down by the water, checking the temperature. Malik and Ryou were hunting for crabs in the surf and Bakura and Yami Malik were working on their tans. Much to Bakura's dismay, his pale skin didn't adopt an "orange" color, but rather a "lobster red." Yami Malik couldn't get much darker without turning completely black.
This left Tea and Yami, who were sitting near eachother under the shade of the palm tree. Tea was "reading" a magazine, while "glancing" (Synonyms: Drooling, Gawking, Staring) at Yami out of the corners of her eyes. Suddenly...
Yami- So Tea...
Tea- *jumps* Yes?
Yami- Nice weather, huh?
Tea- Yes. Very...hott.
Yami-Hot?
Tea- Yes.
Yami-Hot?
Tea- Yah, you know, like coffee and fire and stuff?
Yami-Duh, I'm not stupid you know.
Tea-*rolls eyes* So, you look...nice...today..
Yami- Really? Thanks! I thought this bathing suit made my butt look big.
Tea- No, the opposite actually!
Yami- Oh ok. I've been cutting back on the fats, you know.
Tea- *smiles* It looks it. *gets closer*
Yami- Uh..
*closer*
*closer...*
Tea-*leans forward and kisses him*
Yami- Heheh. *smiles devilishly, not knowing that Tea and Yugi had something going on...* I knew you still liked me.
Just then, Yugi comes running up the beach. Of course, he is completely clueless that Tea just kissed his darker half.
Yugi-Hey guys! The water's warm! Come on in!
Tea shoots one last glance at Yami, before running after his hikari. Yami follows eagerly. Soon, the whole gang is swimming about. Everything is going wonderfully.
Bakura- Hey Pharaoh! I bet I can swim further than you!
Yami-Oh please. I was trained in finesse and endurance-
Bakura- LESS CRAP, MORE SWIMMING!
The two race out over the waves, completely oblivious to the giant riptide which is
slowing making it's way in.
Yami- Uhh, Tomb Robber? Do you feel that...pulling sensation?
Bakura- Are you coming on to me?
Yami- EWW! No! Seriously though...
Bakura- *swallowing water* It's getting deeper...
Yami-We're getting further out...further...further...further...
Bakura- RIPTIDE!
Soon, the two are pulled far away from the shore, the waves falling over their heads as they are dragged.
**
Thirty minutes later...
Yugi-Hey guys, where are Yami and Bakura?
**
Miles away on a deserted island...
Yami- *wakes up on beach, spits out sand* What-the-
Bakura- *looks over at Yami, stares out around him at the endless stretches of ocean...* I think we are on an island...
Yami-A deserted one...
Bakura- Together...
Yami & Bakura- *look at eachother* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*~~*~~*~~*
STRANDED! Haha, it's like "Castaway," minus the talking volleyball.
Yami-YOU...
Me- ME...
Yami- LEFT ME WITH...WITH...THAT FILTHY EXCUSE FOR A THIEF! ALONE! ON AN ISLAND! MAY ALL THE SUGAR IN THE WORLD MELT AWAY, SO THAT YOU MAY NEVER WRITE ON A SUGAR HIGH AGAIN!
Me-Muha.
Yami-*goes insane*
*~*~Anway, stay tuned for the next chapter...where chaos reigns wild. How will Bakura and Yami survive together on an island? How will Tea *the skank* keep her love affair with *both* Yami and Yugi secret? Stay tuned!