(A/N: This came to me in a dream.okay not really but lately I've been
having dreams about getting the 5th book. What really sucks is, when I wake
up my first thought is to start reading but I never had it in the first
place. I even had a dream about the 6th book. Sorta. It was weird because
in my dream, I was just sitting there working on me and "vana's" (I really
should be calling her by her real name or else people are going to get the
character Vana and the person who created Vana.well one of the people..but
mostly her, mixed up.) story and all the sudden JK sat down next to me and
was writing too. Then I asked her what she was writing and she told me it
was the 6th book and she let me read some of it! That was one of my best
dreams next to the one with Dan, Rupert and Tom.all three of them.*ahem*..
I can't believe I just said that lol.but anyway. enough about my dreams. I
hope you guys like this even though it's really short like everything else
I write.)
My little cousin: Tell me a story Na na! (that's my nickname)
Me: Okay. What do you want the story to be about?
My little cousin: How about a princess?
Me: No there all dead! I killed them! I'm sorry!
My little cousin: ::disturbed face:: Er..Okay..a witch named Hermione!
Me: Er..I killed her to... my bad..how about a wizard?
My little cousin: Okay!
Me: Once upon a time there was a boy named Hairy Rotter.oh wait no sorry.Harry Potter. Harry Potter was very special.ah forget this crap! To make a long stoy shorter, he lived happily ever after until the last day of school when he flew down the stairs, hit the wall, and died. THE END.
my cousin: I didn't like that story.
Me: Okayyyy fine. Once their was a boy named Ron Weasly, who had a crush on a girl named Hermione, who had a crush on a guy named Krum, who tried to kill a guy named Cedric, who liked a girl named Cho Chang, who was liked by a boy named Harry Potter, who was liked by a girl named Ginny Weasly, who had a brother named Fred, who had a twin brother named George, who was a beater for the Gryffindor Quidditch team, who's captain was Oliver wood, who (uh oh runnin out of ideas) was Irish, who also knew a boy named Seamus who was Irish, who liked bacon, (inside joke between me and "vana"), just like the boy named Neville, who was scared of the potions master, who despised Harry Potter, who has, by the way, defeated Voldemort several times, who got back his power in Harry's 4th year, which makes Harry Potter fans across the world wonder what will happen Harry's 5th year, but they won't know until June 21st because the goddess JKR took her sweet time writing the book, which doesn't bug most Harry Potter fans because they want her to write a good book. THE END. ::looks over at her cousin who is now sleeping:: ::Get's up and looks out the window and thinks about the 5th book.:: ::owl flies up to window and drops a big book on the window seal:: ::picks up the book and reads the cover::
Me: Harry Potter and the.the..NO WAY! THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
My cousin: stop screaming!
Me: er sorry. ::goes into other room and starts to read book.
JKR: ::walks in room:: what are you doing?
Me: Readinnnng. ::smiles::
JKR: Give the book back now.
Me: NEVER!
JKR: Don't make me get my buddies to come get it from you!
Me: I dare you to try!
JKR: Okay. You asked for it! ::whistles and about every harry potter character pops into room::
Me: Errrr hi?
Harry: GET HER!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH! ::runs out of room and starts to run down stairs but something large is in way:: Move!
Hagrid: ::just looks down at me::
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! :: leaps off balcony::
Hermione: Give the book back now or I'll hex you! ::points wand at me::
Me: ::takes out plastic wand I got for Christmas:: er...Petrificus Totalus! ::hermione falls to ground:: Ok that was not supposed to actually work but ok. :: sees a whole bunch of hp people running toward her with JKR in the front:: AHHHHHHHHHH! ::is pulled into a closet by draco:: :: looks at him for a moment:: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Draco: Oh shut up! Your in a closet with Draco Malfoy, why are you screaming?
Me: oh yeahhhhhh.
Draco: anyway I'm here to help you. Here's a backpack to put the book in and a mop-
Me: A MOP? Why do I need a MOP?
Draco: to fly on of course.
Me: why not a broom?
Draco: Because I said so!
Me: I got a better idea ::grabs backpack and runs out into the garage and see her cousins Zappy scooter:: OH-YEAH. :: gets on it and takes off but forgets to open the garage door and hits it:: Damn it! ::all the hp people run up to me and mug my book::
Eryoneve: ::is hitting book with mugs::
JKR: I am SO not the person who created you guys. ::picks up book and walks out::
:: everyone just sits and looks around at each other::
Harry: we should have a party.
Me: Yeahhhhh!
Harry: ::waves wand and the garage is now decorated for a party complete with disco ball and light up floor::
(A/N: to soon be continued!)
My little cousin: Tell me a story Na na! (that's my nickname)
Me: Okay. What do you want the story to be about?
My little cousin: How about a princess?
Me: No there all dead! I killed them! I'm sorry!
My little cousin: ::disturbed face:: Er..Okay..a witch named Hermione!
Me: Er..I killed her to... my bad..how about a wizard?
My little cousin: Okay!
Me: Once upon a time there was a boy named Hairy Rotter.oh wait no sorry.Harry Potter. Harry Potter was very special.ah forget this crap! To make a long stoy shorter, he lived happily ever after until the last day of school when he flew down the stairs, hit the wall, and died. THE END.
my cousin: I didn't like that story.
Me: Okayyyy fine. Once their was a boy named Ron Weasly, who had a crush on a girl named Hermione, who had a crush on a guy named Krum, who tried to kill a guy named Cedric, who liked a girl named Cho Chang, who was liked by a boy named Harry Potter, who was liked by a girl named Ginny Weasly, who had a brother named Fred, who had a twin brother named George, who was a beater for the Gryffindor Quidditch team, who's captain was Oliver wood, who (uh oh runnin out of ideas) was Irish, who also knew a boy named Seamus who was Irish, who liked bacon, (inside joke between me and "vana"), just like the boy named Neville, who was scared of the potions master, who despised Harry Potter, who has, by the way, defeated Voldemort several times, who got back his power in Harry's 4th year, which makes Harry Potter fans across the world wonder what will happen Harry's 5th year, but they won't know until June 21st because the goddess JKR took her sweet time writing the book, which doesn't bug most Harry Potter fans because they want her to write a good book. THE END. ::looks over at her cousin who is now sleeping:: ::Get's up and looks out the window and thinks about the 5th book.:: ::owl flies up to window and drops a big book on the window seal:: ::picks up the book and reads the cover::
Me: Harry Potter and the.the..NO WAY! THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
My cousin: stop screaming!
Me: er sorry. ::goes into other room and starts to read book.
JKR: ::walks in room:: what are you doing?
Me: Readinnnng. ::smiles::
JKR: Give the book back now.
Me: NEVER!
JKR: Don't make me get my buddies to come get it from you!
Me: I dare you to try!
JKR: Okay. You asked for it! ::whistles and about every harry potter character pops into room::
Me: Errrr hi?
Harry: GET HER!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH! ::runs out of room and starts to run down stairs but something large is in way:: Move!
Hagrid: ::just looks down at me::
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! :: leaps off balcony::
Hermione: Give the book back now or I'll hex you! ::points wand at me::
Me: ::takes out plastic wand I got for Christmas:: er...Petrificus Totalus! ::hermione falls to ground:: Ok that was not supposed to actually work but ok. :: sees a whole bunch of hp people running toward her with JKR in the front:: AHHHHHHHHHH! ::is pulled into a closet by draco:: :: looks at him for a moment:: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Draco: Oh shut up! Your in a closet with Draco Malfoy, why are you screaming?
Me: oh yeahhhhhh.
Draco: anyway I'm here to help you. Here's a backpack to put the book in and a mop-
Me: A MOP? Why do I need a MOP?
Draco: to fly on of course.
Me: why not a broom?
Draco: Because I said so!
Me: I got a better idea ::grabs backpack and runs out into the garage and see her cousins Zappy scooter:: OH-YEAH. :: gets on it and takes off but forgets to open the garage door and hits it:: Damn it! ::all the hp people run up to me and mug my book::
Eryoneve: ::is hitting book with mugs::
JKR: I am SO not the person who created you guys. ::picks up book and walks out::
:: everyone just sits and looks around at each other::
Harry: we should have a party.
Me: Yeahhhhh!
Harry: ::waves wand and the garage is now decorated for a party complete with disco ball and light up floor::
(A/N: to soon be continued!)