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Chapter 10 (cont.): School and Fish
"Angelus! Buffy!" startled the two lovers, moved to put some type of clothing on, as the Scooby Gang charged into their room.
"Terribly sorry." A very flustered, very red watcher said.
"Nice, Fluffy, nice." Said the annoying blonde vampire, as he eyed Buffy, who was in a sheet, that happened to be slipping. Without thinking about it, Angelus threw the blonde across the room and half way through the wall. Everyone laughed, except Spike, who was trying to pick himself up.
"That'll teach you blondie." Faith said, jealous that her Spike was looking at someone else. So, okay, we haven't fucked or anything, but still! He's mine dammit. She fumed at the vampire, before turning her attention back to Giles and Buffy.
"Hey, guys, uhh.. what are you doing here?" she asked, a bright shade of red, although you couldn't really tell, since Angelus, had pushed her behind him, so that none of the males could see her.
"Yes, well, Doyle saw a demon earlier this evening, and it's a fish and it attacked a swim team member." Giles was really flustered, Jenny thought it was cute the shade of red he was turning. She patted him on the arm and thanked god that she had been able to find him.
"And we care because?" asked Angelus, still fuming about the Cameron incident. I can help the demon along, if you'd like. really I don't mind. He then glared at his childe, as he managed to pick himself off the floor. And Spike, might be swimming with the bloody fishes if it keeps up.
"Angelus!" exasperated with the vampire, Giles yelled, trying to get his attention. "Would you pay attention! Doyle had a vision of the swim team coach throwing Buffy into the sewers with these fish demons." Everyone turned to look at Doyle, who looked back at them. Cordy hit him, "You could have told me, before you joined the damn swim team! Now my boyfriend is going to get eaten!"
"You're dating a demon?" asked a shocked Faith, who had even less tact than Cordy.
"Half-demon thank-you and at least he's alive, which is more than I can say for the blonde Billy Idol wanna be." Cordy retorted, glaring at Faith. Buffy shrugged and chalked it up to the Hellmouth and all the wackiness that ensues with it.
"Shut up! Dammit people, can we focus just a little?" Giles asked, reaching the end of his patience. He paced back and forth, taking his glasses off, so that he wouldn't have to look at the tatters that remained of Buffy's clothes. He thought of her like a daughter after all.
"So, we need to figure out what these demons are and how to save Buffy."
"I can kill the coach. that would solve the problem." Angelus said calmy, thinking of the various ways he could kill him. I could chain him in the basement and. I wonder if the toys are still in Dru's old room.
"Angelus! Would you focus please? Stop acting like a damned child that is fighting over a toy!" Giles was glaring quite openly at the vampire right now and Spike was smirking. "Don't even get me started on you." Was the only comment made to the vampire. "Now, since Doyle is on the swim team, he can investigate and Buffy can follow the next highest swim person around, so the demon doesn't get them. Angelus you can follow the coach, don't kill him for God's sake and now let's get the bloody hell out of this bedroom." Giles and Jenny stormed out, followed by Willow, Oz, Faith and Spike.
"And you, I can't believe you didn't tell me you joined the swim team. Now your gonna get eaten by a demon." Cordelia screamed as she and Doyle left the room. Buffy peaked around Angelus, to make sure everyone was gone and luckily they were. She kissed him and then went in to take a shower and then off to patrol.
Swim Team Meet
Doyle followed the other members out into the pool, he looked over to make sure Cordy was there. She sat with Buffy, Willow, and Oz and was completely worried that something was going to happen to him, that and that they were going to lose. Once a cheerleader always a cheerleader.
They won the match and Doyle did amazingly well. Although, Cordy didn't stop drooling at any point, at Doyle in a speedo (can't be anymore scary than Xander in one).
That night outside the Bronze
"Stupid bitch."
"You've got to be talking about Buffy." Said a vampire, stepping out of the shadows.
"Dude, do you know her?" "Ya, I've had that torture." He grabbed Gage and bit him. Buffy came out, "Hey, deadboy, why don't you pick on someone your own size?" The vampire spit out the blood and threw Gage at Buffy. Buffy caught him and then turned to leave.
"Hey, was that the thing that was after us?" "No, that's something else, this town is full of them." "Walk me home?" he asked and Buffy walked him home, with Angelus lurking in the shadow, his part played.
Stupid prick, he's taking steroids, makes them less tasty. Maybe Buff will let me have a taste, after she drops him off. Angelus practically was drooling with the thought of tasting Buffy again; he never noticed the boy leave and his lover jump him. It surprised him so much, that he vamped out and pressed her giggling form into a nearby tree.
At the School
"Coach, you need to stop giving it to the boys. They are changing and they don't know why. I'll go to the principle." Threatened the nurse.
"If you do that, I will tell him that you helped me and the boys are going to be fine, we just need to get he right mixture." The coach said, giving the nurse one last look, he turned, after all he had to take care of his boys, not matter what they had turned into. And with that, he pushed the nurse into the water
At the Same time, but in the Library
The Scooby Gang were in the library, talking, everyone was paired off into the couples.
"I saw Gage scream and the Fish Demon, but then Gage ripped off his own skin and turned into one." Doyle said, repeating for the hunderth time the vision he had, for Giles.
"So, the Fish demons are the swim team. That means the coach maybe genetically altering them."
"You're part fish!" Cordy stood up and glared at him, before pacing in front of him. "First, you're a Brakken demon and then you turn into a fish!" She threw her hands up into the air. "What next? Are you going to join the undead dumbass's?" She asked pointing to Angelus and Spike. "Or maybe you would like to tempt Oz with raw meat, when he's a werewolf? Or I know." She was cut off by Doyle grabbing her and kissing her.
"Do you think he could follow her around and do that more often?" asked Faith, once the silence reigned in the library, for once everyone was in agreement.
"Well, I'll go find the coach, you can call the authorities, we need to round up the swim team, before they turn into fishes." Everyone nodded and then set about their ways.
Back in the Locker Room
Coach lifted the nurse and tossed her to the fish students below.
"Well, I've heard of swimming with the fishes, but I never thought you'd take it literally." Buffy said, as she stepped out into the light.
"Young lady what are you doing here? You need to leave." Coach edged closer to the gun that he had hidden.
"What are you going to do with your own fishes? I don't think that Snyder will accept them. Granted he has accepted allot, you, the preying mantis lady, but fish for students?"
"Well, they're my boys and I have to help them." He pointed the gun at Buffy, "Now, get in." he motioned with the gun for her to jump in the hole.
"I will be back and then you will be in deep shit." She dropped below. "Didn't they already eat?"
"Boys have other needs too and I need to provide for them." Buffy thought about what he meant and then realized that the fish were gonna have sex with her. Angelus is not going to be pleased. How the hell do I get myself into these messes. The body of a very dead coach dropped next to her, immediately the fish started to eat them. She heard a splash and turned to it. She recoginized her boyfriend as he dropped beside her. He grabbed the nearest fish and snapped its' neck, and then the two other ones.
"Mine." Was all he said. They made there way out of the sewer and back to the manision just as the sun was rising. Angelus called Snyder and told him that Buffy would be absent, along with the rest of the Scooby Gang. Life was good, except that Snyder said that Buffy would have to sell chocolate for the band, afterall she was a student.
Chapter 10 (cont.): School and Fish
"Angelus! Buffy!" startled the two lovers, moved to put some type of clothing on, as the Scooby Gang charged into their room.
"Terribly sorry." A very flustered, very red watcher said.
"Nice, Fluffy, nice." Said the annoying blonde vampire, as he eyed Buffy, who was in a sheet, that happened to be slipping. Without thinking about it, Angelus threw the blonde across the room and half way through the wall. Everyone laughed, except Spike, who was trying to pick himself up.
"That'll teach you blondie." Faith said, jealous that her Spike was looking at someone else. So, okay, we haven't fucked or anything, but still! He's mine dammit. She fumed at the vampire, before turning her attention back to Giles and Buffy.
"Hey, guys, uhh.. what are you doing here?" she asked, a bright shade of red, although you couldn't really tell, since Angelus, had pushed her behind him, so that none of the males could see her.
"Yes, well, Doyle saw a demon earlier this evening, and it's a fish and it attacked a swim team member." Giles was really flustered, Jenny thought it was cute the shade of red he was turning. She patted him on the arm and thanked god that she had been able to find him.
"And we care because?" asked Angelus, still fuming about the Cameron incident. I can help the demon along, if you'd like. really I don't mind. He then glared at his childe, as he managed to pick himself off the floor. And Spike, might be swimming with the bloody fishes if it keeps up.
"Angelus!" exasperated with the vampire, Giles yelled, trying to get his attention. "Would you pay attention! Doyle had a vision of the swim team coach throwing Buffy into the sewers with these fish demons." Everyone turned to look at Doyle, who looked back at them. Cordy hit him, "You could have told me, before you joined the damn swim team! Now my boyfriend is going to get eaten!"
"You're dating a demon?" asked a shocked Faith, who had even less tact than Cordy.
"Half-demon thank-you and at least he's alive, which is more than I can say for the blonde Billy Idol wanna be." Cordy retorted, glaring at Faith. Buffy shrugged and chalked it up to the Hellmouth and all the wackiness that ensues with it.
"Shut up! Dammit people, can we focus just a little?" Giles asked, reaching the end of his patience. He paced back and forth, taking his glasses off, so that he wouldn't have to look at the tatters that remained of Buffy's clothes. He thought of her like a daughter after all.
"So, we need to figure out what these demons are and how to save Buffy."
"I can kill the coach. that would solve the problem." Angelus said calmy, thinking of the various ways he could kill him. I could chain him in the basement and. I wonder if the toys are still in Dru's old room.
"Angelus! Would you focus please? Stop acting like a damned child that is fighting over a toy!" Giles was glaring quite openly at the vampire right now and Spike was smirking. "Don't even get me started on you." Was the only comment made to the vampire. "Now, since Doyle is on the swim team, he can investigate and Buffy can follow the next highest swim person around, so the demon doesn't get them. Angelus you can follow the coach, don't kill him for God's sake and now let's get the bloody hell out of this bedroom." Giles and Jenny stormed out, followed by Willow, Oz, Faith and Spike.
"And you, I can't believe you didn't tell me you joined the swim team. Now your gonna get eaten by a demon." Cordelia screamed as she and Doyle left the room. Buffy peaked around Angelus, to make sure everyone was gone and luckily they were. She kissed him and then went in to take a shower and then off to patrol.
Swim Team Meet
Doyle followed the other members out into the pool, he looked over to make sure Cordy was there. She sat with Buffy, Willow, and Oz and was completely worried that something was going to happen to him, that and that they were going to lose. Once a cheerleader always a cheerleader.
They won the match and Doyle did amazingly well. Although, Cordy didn't stop drooling at any point, at Doyle in a speedo (can't be anymore scary than Xander in one).
That night outside the Bronze
"Stupid bitch."
"You've got to be talking about Buffy." Said a vampire, stepping out of the shadows.
"Dude, do you know her?" "Ya, I've had that torture." He grabbed Gage and bit him. Buffy came out, "Hey, deadboy, why don't you pick on someone your own size?" The vampire spit out the blood and threw Gage at Buffy. Buffy caught him and then turned to leave.
"Hey, was that the thing that was after us?" "No, that's something else, this town is full of them." "Walk me home?" he asked and Buffy walked him home, with Angelus lurking in the shadow, his part played.
Stupid prick, he's taking steroids, makes them less tasty. Maybe Buff will let me have a taste, after she drops him off. Angelus practically was drooling with the thought of tasting Buffy again; he never noticed the boy leave and his lover jump him. It surprised him so much, that he vamped out and pressed her giggling form into a nearby tree.
At the School
"Coach, you need to stop giving it to the boys. They are changing and they don't know why. I'll go to the principle." Threatened the nurse.
"If you do that, I will tell him that you helped me and the boys are going to be fine, we just need to get he right mixture." The coach said, giving the nurse one last look, he turned, after all he had to take care of his boys, not matter what they had turned into. And with that, he pushed the nurse into the water
At the Same time, but in the Library
The Scooby Gang were in the library, talking, everyone was paired off into the couples.
"I saw Gage scream and the Fish Demon, but then Gage ripped off his own skin and turned into one." Doyle said, repeating for the hunderth time the vision he had, for Giles.
"So, the Fish demons are the swim team. That means the coach maybe genetically altering them."
"You're part fish!" Cordy stood up and glared at him, before pacing in front of him. "First, you're a Brakken demon and then you turn into a fish!" She threw her hands up into the air. "What next? Are you going to join the undead dumbass's?" She asked pointing to Angelus and Spike. "Or maybe you would like to tempt Oz with raw meat, when he's a werewolf? Or I know." She was cut off by Doyle grabbing her and kissing her.
"Do you think he could follow her around and do that more often?" asked Faith, once the silence reigned in the library, for once everyone was in agreement.
"Well, I'll go find the coach, you can call the authorities, we need to round up the swim team, before they turn into fishes." Everyone nodded and then set about their ways.
Back in the Locker Room
Coach lifted the nurse and tossed her to the fish students below.
"Well, I've heard of swimming with the fishes, but I never thought you'd take it literally." Buffy said, as she stepped out into the light.
"Young lady what are you doing here? You need to leave." Coach edged closer to the gun that he had hidden.
"What are you going to do with your own fishes? I don't think that Snyder will accept them. Granted he has accepted allot, you, the preying mantis lady, but fish for students?"
"Well, they're my boys and I have to help them." He pointed the gun at Buffy, "Now, get in." he motioned with the gun for her to jump in the hole.
"I will be back and then you will be in deep shit." She dropped below. "Didn't they already eat?"
"Boys have other needs too and I need to provide for them." Buffy thought about what he meant and then realized that the fish were gonna have sex with her. Angelus is not going to be pleased. How the hell do I get myself into these messes. The body of a very dead coach dropped next to her, immediately the fish started to eat them. She heard a splash and turned to it. She recoginized her boyfriend as he dropped beside her. He grabbed the nearest fish and snapped its' neck, and then the two other ones.
"Mine." Was all he said. They made there way out of the sewer and back to the manision just as the sun was rising. Angelus called Snyder and told him that Buffy would be absent, along with the rest of the Scooby Gang. Life was good, except that Snyder said that Buffy would have to sell chocolate for the band, afterall she was a student.