It's been two months- (sorry!) but here is chapter 11!!! Hopefully the funny-factor has stayed the same since the first chapter...I hope the quality of the jokes isn't slipping- hopefully everyone is still laughing out loud!! Anyway, I don't have any idea when this fic will be done, it doesn't really have a definate ending like my other fics so it could end in as many as 6 more chapters or as few as 3...don't know yet!!
Btw, just as a side note, I was wondering who the reviewers thought the funniest character in this fic is, I'm just curious! So when you review (please review:-)) feel free to say who you think is funniest and I'll type out which character got the most votes next chapter! Thanks- enjoy!
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-On the island w/ Yami and Bakura-
Yami- *in shock after screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *for 30 minutes*
Alright Bakura. We're stranded. No one knows if we're dead or alive.
Bakura- So I could brutally murder you and then say that you drowned?! *beaming*
Yami-*steams* Shut up. Who knows how long we're gonna be here. I'll have to plan to keep us alive.
Bakura- Who do you think you are, Mr. I-have-a-spikey-head-so-I-know-how-to-survive-when-a-giant-riptide-takes-me-to-a-desert-island-with-my-arch-enemy? Just because your head looks like the top of a pineapple doesn't mean you have some mystical connection to islands! I can keep us alive too!
Yami- *steams more* No you can't! Quiet, tomb robber! You're going to drive me insane by the end of this!
Bakura- *looking into water by his feet* Are those the kind of fish that they put on pizzas?
Yami- No! *sighs* And I thought *Joey* had a short attention span.
***
Yugi- OHMIGOD! YAMI AND BAKURA ARE GONE!
Joey-TOGETHER!
Tea- It's probably better if they drown.
Ryou- *sniffles* My Yami!!!
Tristan- You actually care? Didn't he beat you?
Ryou- No...he stopped after he went to some meetings.
Tristan-Meetings?
Ryou- Yeah. *sniffs* The AAA. Aibou Attackers Anonymous.
All-Ohhhhhhh.
Tea- Well Yugi, I guess it's just you and me now.
Yugi- Wasn't it always you and me?
Tea- Um- er...of course! You're my one and only! *smiles fakely*
Yugi- *smiles* Good. *goes off to scare seagulls* Wheee!
Malik- Something is very wrong with that child.
Yami Malik- Very very. Ok guys, back to being serious. If you really insist on finding them, we need to tell the coast guard before they get eaten by numerous great white sharks or are thrown against jagged coral reefs or kill eachother in a fit of cannibal rage. *gets evil glint in his eyes*
Malik- *looks uncertaintly at his Yami* Why does it scare me that he is the only Yami left with no other Yami's to keep him in check?
Tea- Who cares! Let's go to the coastguard everybody! We don't have much time!
*All follow*
*All stop at icecream truck*
*All keep following*
*~*~
Back on the island.....
Yami- Okay Bakura. In order to survive we have to conserve and preserve all the fruit that
we find.
Bakura- *between bites of mango* Eh?
Yami- Okay, plan B. I'm dividing the island in half. *draws line with toe* This half is mine, that half is yours. I don't care if you die. It'll save me the trouble of thinking of comebacks when you insult my hair. *pouts*
Bakura- That's not fair!
Yami-What's not fair?
Bakura- You're island is better than mine!
Yami- How!?
Bakura- Your's has more coconuts!
Yami-Oh please. Let's be civilized adults. It does not!
Bakura- Does too!
Yami-Does not!
Bakura-Does too!
Yami-Well yours has a hermit crab and mine doesn't!
Bakura- I'll trade you my hermit crab for your coconuts.
Yami-No!
Bakura-Hehehehe.
Yami-What are you laughing at now? I have the better island!!
Bakura- Do you realized how dirty that sounded when I said "I'll trade you my hermit
crab for your coconuts?"
Yami- *frowns* I will not even humor that with a comment.
Bakura- *giggles like a little girl* You probably don't even have any coconuts!!! *smiles insanely*
Yami-*turns red in the face* Of course I do, what a horrible thing to suggest.
Bakura- *runs around giggling* THE PHAROAH'S GOT NO COCONUTS, THE PHARAOH'S GOT NO COCONUTS!!!
Yami- *stomps off* *A second later a shrill, girlie scream can be heard from the direction of the island that Yami just dissappeared to*
Bakura- Pharaoh? Idiot!!!? What happened!? *looks at the line in the sand* *puts one toe over, pulls back, puts the toe over again, pulls back, finally jumps over the line* Whoo. The hardest part of my rescue is over. Now on to save the Pharaoh!
**
Tea- *after hours of explaining what the group has gone through to a very bored-looking coastguard* ...So you see, these two spirits, they got pulled away in a riptide and now they are gone...*sniffle* gone!! You've gotta help us.
Coastguard- That is, the biggest load of DONKEY CRAP that I have ever heard.
Joey- You can *hear* donkey crap?
Tristan- No you idiot, you can only hear bull crap. Duh.
Yami Malik- *rolls eyes* Would it we better if we just tried to find them on our own? We could rent a boat and go out looking for them. Chances are they'll be together and-DIE DIE! YOU ALL SHALL DIE! I AM GOING TO HIRE A BAND OF GIGANTIC KILLER PENGUINS TO SLASH YOU UNTIL YOU ARE AS SLASHED AS A LOT OF THE FICS ON FANFICTION.NET! DIE!
Malik- Okay, well he had a good plan going until *that.* And what *is* fanfiction.net?
Yugi- I heard it was some internet site which ate up the time of adults and children alike until their eyes are permanently stuck to the monitor and their fingers have been permenantly glued to the keyboard.
All-Ohhh.
Tea- So anyway, is that what we're gonna do? Are we gonna rent a boat? Cuz these looney toons sure aren't helping. *scowls at coastguard*
Ryou- Yeah, let's rent a boat!!!
At this point, everyone leaves the coastguards' place and wanders to the harbor where they sell Tristan for some extra cash and then buy a yacht.
*as it's sailing away*
Tristan-Guys? Umm...guys? GUYS!?
**
Bakura- *crashing through jungle* PHARAOH? PHARAOH!!!?? YOU CAN'T DIE NOW! YOU JUST CAN'T! *I'M* SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU, NOT SOME STUPID CREEPIE CRAWLIE ON AN ISLAND!!
Suddenly, Bakura trips over a root and flies through the underbrush, landing on his stomach in the middle of a clearing. Looking up, he sees many painted Indian men and Yami Yugi, hanging from a stick with an apple in his mouth.
Yami- Muff muffffmufffufuff!
Bakura- What?
Yami-MUFFUFMUFUFMFUFF!!
Bakura- Ohhh. Alright, whoever you are, RELEASE THAT SPIKY THING FROM THE STICK! HE BELONGS TO ME. HE IS MY PERSONAL SLAVE.
Yami-Mufmuffuff!!!!!
Bakura- *Work* with me here, Pharaoh.
Yami-Muff, muff...muff. :-(
Indian Man- We...found....first.
Bakura-No, as you can see, he is *clearly* mine. Just look at how scrawny and ugly he is! Only a horrible master like me would treat a slave so badly.
Indian Man- Maybe so, but we hungry.
Yami-MUFFFFF!
Bakura- Well, you wouldn't get much meat off of those bones. What about...this? *picks up a pinecone off the ground*
Indian Man- No. Those crunchy.
Bakura- *scowls* Alright then, I guess I'll just have to-TAKE YOU OUT WITH MY SUPER PHOTON TORPEDO THAT I BROUGHT ALONG TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH! *reaches into pocket, only to draw out the hula girl that he stole from the hobo* WHAA!?
Indian Man-IT IS HISHNISH!
Bakura & Yami- Who/Muff?
At this time, all of the island men drop to their knees, letting Yami hit the ground hard.
(mufffff.)
Indian Man #2- It is Hishnish! The magical god of swaying!
Indian Man-Hishnish sacred. We give you spiky thing for Hishnish.
Bakura- No! The spiky thing is bigger!
Yami- MUFF,MUFF, MUFFF!!!!!!!!! \_/
Indian Man- But Hishnish is more powerful!
Bakura- Okay, okay, I'll give you my Hishnish for your spiky thing. *giggles like a girl*
Indian Man- Deal. *takes apple out of Yami's mouth and unties him*
Yami-THANK THE GODS!
Bakura- Okay, Pharaoh, are you happy now!?
Yami- *hugs Bakura* Never tell the others :-)
Indian Man- You want come with us for magical Hishnish feast?
Bakura & Yami- Hishnish feast?
Bakura- *hits Yami over the head* NO TALKING, SLAVE!!
Yami- *growls*
**
Joey- NEVER LET GO JACK!!! *holding onto banister at the front of boat* NEVER LET GO!!! ( this may not make sense unless you've seen Titanic...if you haven't then you are in the .00000000000000009% who are deprived of seeing Leonardo DiCaprio die )
Tea- Stop fooling around and catch some rays!! *jumps around in tiny red bathing suit*
Yugi-*drooling and singing* HEAVEN! I'M IN HEAVEN!
Ryou- Hey guys, we're pretty far out on the water now, maybe we should look around?
Yami Malik- *feeding Great White Sharks with little bits of sandwhich* In time, my pretties, the short hikari will be yours. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!
Malik- Stop being so evil back there, Yami.
Ryou- Guys, I have something which is going to shock and astonish you.
Joey-NO WAY, YOU'RE STRAIGHT!?
Ryou- Very funny. Okay, I brought along something which may help us save Yami and Bakura. *pulls out AA2002* All I have to do is let him go and he will find dry land and
Bakura! He loves Bakura!!
Joey- Hehehe, it'll be like modern-day Noah's Arc. Except with a yacht.
Tea- No, that's a stupid idea, Ryou.
Ryou-AND I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE, MS. CLEAVAGE!?
AA2002- SKANK! SKANK!
Tea- *cries*
Joey- Hehehehehehe. Okay, let'm fly!!!
Ryou- *lets AA2002 out of his hands*
AA2002- *starts flying away, the sunlight glinting off his feathers, the water making beautiful patterns on his underbelly, the rainbows arching over his head....CRUNCH.*
Ryou-NOOOOO! *watches as Great White Shark munches hungrily on the bird*
Joey- It's a shame, his last word was "skank."
Ryou- *cries* You stupid Yami!!!! Now we'll never find them!
Yami Malik- *cackling evilly*
Malik- Say you're sorry, Yami, that wasn't nice. *waits a few seconds, then giggles*
Ryou-That's it! I give up on you people!! *just as he says this, thunder rumbles in the
distance*
Joey-STORM!!!!
Yugi- I'M TOO SHORT TO DIE!!!
Yami Malik-AND I'M TOO EVIL!!!
Tea- We have to get rid of some of the cargo so that we don't sink!!!
*All point at Ryou*
Ryou- Why me?
**
On the island, Yami and Bakura are sitting on stumps, sipping coconut juice and watching the Hishnish feast*
Yami-*sips* Ahh, besides the fact that I'm stranded on an island with the person that I loath the most, this is the life.
Bakura- *sips* Yeah. ^_^
Yami- Well, we should probably be building a boat right now...we have to go back to civilization.
Bakura- Civilization can wait.
Yami- No, I kinda...um...miss Tea. *blushes*
Bakura- *confused* Tea?
Yami-Yeah! We...um...kissed. She...um....likes me and I like her....
Bakura- Keep foolin' yerself.
Yami-What?
Bakura- We all know that she wants little Yugi. She made out with him on the pier!
Yami-WHAT!?
Bakura- You didn't know that?
Yami-NO!
Bakura- Ohhh...musta just been me then. I figured that either everyone knew or no one knew. Whenever it's 50/50, I always pick wrong! *shrugs* Oh well, at least you know.
Yami- That...little...that...little................
Bakura- Heh, heh. Oops.
*******
Now that Yami has uncovered Tea's little secret, what will he do? How will Ryou and the others manage to find the two stranded spirits? How will Tristan survive living on the dock by himself? Find out next chapter:-)
-Ja!
Btw, just as a side note, I was wondering who the reviewers thought the funniest character in this fic is, I'm just curious! So when you review (please review:-)) feel free to say who you think is funniest and I'll type out which character got the most votes next chapter! Thanks- enjoy!
***
-On the island w/ Yami and Bakura-
Yami- *in shock after screaming* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *for 30 minutes*
Alright Bakura. We're stranded. No one knows if we're dead or alive.
Bakura- So I could brutally murder you and then say that you drowned?! *beaming*
Yami-*steams* Shut up. Who knows how long we're gonna be here. I'll have to plan to keep us alive.
Bakura- Who do you think you are, Mr. I-have-a-spikey-head-so-I-know-how-to-survive-when-a-giant-riptide-takes-me-to-a-desert-island-with-my-arch-enemy? Just because your head looks like the top of a pineapple doesn't mean you have some mystical connection to islands! I can keep us alive too!
Yami- *steams more* No you can't! Quiet, tomb robber! You're going to drive me insane by the end of this!
Bakura- *looking into water by his feet* Are those the kind of fish that they put on pizzas?
Yami- No! *sighs* And I thought *Joey* had a short attention span.
***
Yugi- OHMIGOD! YAMI AND BAKURA ARE GONE!
Joey-TOGETHER!
Tea- It's probably better if they drown.
Ryou- *sniffles* My Yami!!!
Tristan- You actually care? Didn't he beat you?
Ryou- No...he stopped after he went to some meetings.
Tristan-Meetings?
Ryou- Yeah. *sniffs* The AAA. Aibou Attackers Anonymous.
All-Ohhhhhhh.
Tea- Well Yugi, I guess it's just you and me now.
Yugi- Wasn't it always you and me?
Tea- Um- er...of course! You're my one and only! *smiles fakely*
Yugi- *smiles* Good. *goes off to scare seagulls* Wheee!
Malik- Something is very wrong with that child.
Yami Malik- Very very. Ok guys, back to being serious. If you really insist on finding them, we need to tell the coast guard before they get eaten by numerous great white sharks or are thrown against jagged coral reefs or kill eachother in a fit of cannibal rage. *gets evil glint in his eyes*
Malik- *looks uncertaintly at his Yami* Why does it scare me that he is the only Yami left with no other Yami's to keep him in check?
Tea- Who cares! Let's go to the coastguard everybody! We don't have much time!
*All follow*
*All stop at icecream truck*
*All keep following*
*~*~
Back on the island.....
Yami- Okay Bakura. In order to survive we have to conserve and preserve all the fruit that
we find.
Bakura- *between bites of mango* Eh?
Yami- Okay, plan B. I'm dividing the island in half. *draws line with toe* This half is mine, that half is yours. I don't care if you die. It'll save me the trouble of thinking of comebacks when you insult my hair. *pouts*
Bakura- That's not fair!
Yami-What's not fair?
Bakura- You're island is better than mine!
Yami- How!?
Bakura- Your's has more coconuts!
Yami-Oh please. Let's be civilized adults. It does not!
Bakura- Does too!
Yami-Does not!
Bakura-Does too!
Yami-Well yours has a hermit crab and mine doesn't!
Bakura- I'll trade you my hermit crab for your coconuts.
Yami-No!
Bakura-Hehehehe.
Yami-What are you laughing at now? I have the better island!!
Bakura- Do you realized how dirty that sounded when I said "I'll trade you my hermit
crab for your coconuts?"
Yami- *frowns* I will not even humor that with a comment.
Bakura- *giggles like a little girl* You probably don't even have any coconuts!!! *smiles insanely*
Yami-*turns red in the face* Of course I do, what a horrible thing to suggest.
Bakura- *runs around giggling* THE PHAROAH'S GOT NO COCONUTS, THE PHARAOH'S GOT NO COCONUTS!!!
Yami- *stomps off* *A second later a shrill, girlie scream can be heard from the direction of the island that Yami just dissappeared to*
Bakura- Pharaoh? Idiot!!!? What happened!? *looks at the line in the sand* *puts one toe over, pulls back, puts the toe over again, pulls back, finally jumps over the line* Whoo. The hardest part of my rescue is over. Now on to save the Pharaoh!
**
Tea- *after hours of explaining what the group has gone through to a very bored-looking coastguard* ...So you see, these two spirits, they got pulled away in a riptide and now they are gone...*sniffle* gone!! You've gotta help us.
Coastguard- That is, the biggest load of DONKEY CRAP that I have ever heard.
Joey- You can *hear* donkey crap?
Tristan- No you idiot, you can only hear bull crap. Duh.
Yami Malik- *rolls eyes* Would it we better if we just tried to find them on our own? We could rent a boat and go out looking for them. Chances are they'll be together and-DIE DIE! YOU ALL SHALL DIE! I AM GOING TO HIRE A BAND OF GIGANTIC KILLER PENGUINS TO SLASH YOU UNTIL YOU ARE AS SLASHED AS A LOT OF THE FICS ON FANFICTION.NET! DIE!
Malik- Okay, well he had a good plan going until *that.* And what *is* fanfiction.net?
Yugi- I heard it was some internet site which ate up the time of adults and children alike until their eyes are permanently stuck to the monitor and their fingers have been permenantly glued to the keyboard.
All-Ohhh.
Tea- So anyway, is that what we're gonna do? Are we gonna rent a boat? Cuz these looney toons sure aren't helping. *scowls at coastguard*
Ryou- Yeah, let's rent a boat!!!
At this point, everyone leaves the coastguards' place and wanders to the harbor where they sell Tristan for some extra cash and then buy a yacht.
*as it's sailing away*
Tristan-Guys? Umm...guys? GUYS!?
**
Bakura- *crashing through jungle* PHARAOH? PHARAOH!!!?? YOU CAN'T DIE NOW! YOU JUST CAN'T! *I'M* SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU, NOT SOME STUPID CREEPIE CRAWLIE ON AN ISLAND!!
Suddenly, Bakura trips over a root and flies through the underbrush, landing on his stomach in the middle of a clearing. Looking up, he sees many painted Indian men and Yami Yugi, hanging from a stick with an apple in his mouth.
Yami- Muff muffffmufffufuff!
Bakura- What?
Yami-MUFFUFMUFUFMFUFF!!
Bakura- Ohhh. Alright, whoever you are, RELEASE THAT SPIKY THING FROM THE STICK! HE BELONGS TO ME. HE IS MY PERSONAL SLAVE.
Yami-Mufmuffuff!!!!!
Bakura- *Work* with me here, Pharaoh.
Yami-Muff, muff...muff. :-(
Indian Man- We...found....first.
Bakura-No, as you can see, he is *clearly* mine. Just look at how scrawny and ugly he is! Only a horrible master like me would treat a slave so badly.
Indian Man- Maybe so, but we hungry.
Yami-MUFFFFF!
Bakura- Well, you wouldn't get much meat off of those bones. What about...this? *picks up a pinecone off the ground*
Indian Man- No. Those crunchy.
Bakura- *scowls* Alright then, I guess I'll just have to-TAKE YOU OUT WITH MY SUPER PHOTON TORPEDO THAT I BROUGHT ALONG TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH! *reaches into pocket, only to draw out the hula girl that he stole from the hobo* WHAA!?
Indian Man-IT IS HISHNISH!
Bakura & Yami- Who/Muff?
At this time, all of the island men drop to their knees, letting Yami hit the ground hard.
(mufffff.)
Indian Man #2- It is Hishnish! The magical god of swaying!
Indian Man-Hishnish sacred. We give you spiky thing for Hishnish.
Bakura- No! The spiky thing is bigger!
Yami- MUFF,MUFF, MUFFF!!!!!!!!! \_/
Indian Man- But Hishnish is more powerful!
Bakura- Okay, okay, I'll give you my Hishnish for your spiky thing. *giggles like a girl*
Indian Man- Deal. *takes apple out of Yami's mouth and unties him*
Yami-THANK THE GODS!
Bakura- Okay, Pharaoh, are you happy now!?
Yami- *hugs Bakura* Never tell the others :-)
Indian Man- You want come with us for magical Hishnish feast?
Bakura & Yami- Hishnish feast?
Bakura- *hits Yami over the head* NO TALKING, SLAVE!!
Yami- *growls*
**
Joey- NEVER LET GO JACK!!! *holding onto banister at the front of boat* NEVER LET GO!!! ( this may not make sense unless you've seen Titanic...if you haven't then you are in the .00000000000000009% who are deprived of seeing Leonardo DiCaprio die )
Tea- Stop fooling around and catch some rays!! *jumps around in tiny red bathing suit*
Yugi-*drooling and singing* HEAVEN! I'M IN HEAVEN!
Ryou- Hey guys, we're pretty far out on the water now, maybe we should look around?
Yami Malik- *feeding Great White Sharks with little bits of sandwhich* In time, my pretties, the short hikari will be yours. MUHAHAHAHAHAH!
Malik- Stop being so evil back there, Yami.
Ryou- Guys, I have something which is going to shock and astonish you.
Joey-NO WAY, YOU'RE STRAIGHT!?
Ryou- Very funny. Okay, I brought along something which may help us save Yami and Bakura. *pulls out AA2002* All I have to do is let him go and he will find dry land and
Bakura! He loves Bakura!!
Joey- Hehehe, it'll be like modern-day Noah's Arc. Except with a yacht.
Tea- No, that's a stupid idea, Ryou.
Ryou-AND I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE, MS. CLEAVAGE!?
AA2002- SKANK! SKANK!
Tea- *cries*
Joey- Hehehehehehe. Okay, let'm fly!!!
Ryou- *lets AA2002 out of his hands*
AA2002- *starts flying away, the sunlight glinting off his feathers, the water making beautiful patterns on his underbelly, the rainbows arching over his head....CRUNCH.*
Ryou-NOOOOO! *watches as Great White Shark munches hungrily on the bird*
Joey- It's a shame, his last word was "skank."
Ryou- *cries* You stupid Yami!!!! Now we'll never find them!
Yami Malik- *cackling evilly*
Malik- Say you're sorry, Yami, that wasn't nice. *waits a few seconds, then giggles*
Ryou-That's it! I give up on you people!! *just as he says this, thunder rumbles in the
distance*
Joey-STORM!!!!
Yugi- I'M TOO SHORT TO DIE!!!
Yami Malik-AND I'M TOO EVIL!!!
Tea- We have to get rid of some of the cargo so that we don't sink!!!
*All point at Ryou*
Ryou- Why me?
**
On the island, Yami and Bakura are sitting on stumps, sipping coconut juice and watching the Hishnish feast*
Yami-*sips* Ahh, besides the fact that I'm stranded on an island with the person that I loath the most, this is the life.
Bakura- *sips* Yeah. ^_^
Yami- Well, we should probably be building a boat right now...we have to go back to civilization.
Bakura- Civilization can wait.
Yami- No, I kinda...um...miss Tea. *blushes*
Bakura- *confused* Tea?
Yami-Yeah! We...um...kissed. She...um....likes me and I like her....
Bakura- Keep foolin' yerself.
Yami-What?
Bakura- We all know that she wants little Yugi. She made out with him on the pier!
Yami-WHAT!?
Bakura- You didn't know that?
Yami-NO!
Bakura- Ohhh...musta just been me then. I figured that either everyone knew or no one knew. Whenever it's 50/50, I always pick wrong! *shrugs* Oh well, at least you know.
Yami- That...little...that...little................
Bakura- Heh, heh. Oops.
*******
Now that Yami has uncovered Tea's little secret, what will he do? How will Ryou and the others manage to find the two stranded spirits? How will Tristan survive living on the dock by himself? Find out next chapter:-)
-Ja!