A/N: Hello everyone! I'm back! You'd never believe all the stuff that has happened since the last time I updated...I even moved, had a birthday, and dyed my hair red! (To look more like ginny of course ^_^) Anyway I hope you enjoy this short introduction to....well...whatever. Lol. I'll try to update again in the next few days if I have a chance. Anyway this is just a introduction to me being back.

{everyone is sitting in the great hall}

Harry: I'm bored.

Ron: Me too.

Hermione: Hey, whatever happened to that one blonde girl?

Ron: I don't know and I don't care.

Harry: Yeah but I'm sure gald she's-

{I pop out of no where}

Me: TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH

Me: {starts dancing} Guess who's back..back back....back I said, said, said.....I am back, back, back ...and my hair is red , red , red....

Ron: AHHHHHHHHHH IT LOOKS LIKE MINE!

Me: Hehe! I know! Don't you love it!

Ron: NO!

Me: Well damn you then!

{nearly headless nick floats by}

Me: Who you gonna call?!

{my friend karina pops out of nowhere}

karina: GHOST BUSTERS!

NHN: {looks at us like we're freaks}

Karina: Hmmmm. Where's Draco?

Me: No where you idiot. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basment! HAHA

Karina: Righttttttt.{looks around} SNAPPLE! {points to prof. Snape}

Snape: {gets up to walk away but we run over to him} What do you want?

Me: Hi

Snape: Hi

Karina: hi

Snape: Hi.

me: hi

Snape: hello.

kairna: hi

Snape: SHUT UP!

{me and karina jump}

Me: Goshhhhhhhhhhh sorry.

Snape: {looks at my hair} You look like Weasley.

Me: Which one?

Snape: The one with the red hair.

Karina: {coughs: IDIOT}

Me: Righttttttttt. {looks around and stops dumbledore and runs up to him with karina}

Dumbledore: hello.

Me: Good morning.

Karina: Good night.

{me and karina walk away and go over to the ravenclaw table }

Me: {to Cho} GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Cho: Great....

Me: {runs over to draco and covers his eyes} Guess who!

Draco: I don't know but who ever it is better get their hands off of me...

Me: wrong! {takes hands off of his eyes} It's MEEEEEEEEEE!

Draco: Shit...

Me: Oooooooooooo I'm tellingggggggggggggggggggg. You may be sexy but that's not reason to swear. I will laugh at you when your down in hell eating pineapples and im in heaven being sexy.

Draco: Did you get that off of Mugglenet?

Me: Yes....

Draco: Idiot.

Me: {runs back over to the gryffindor table}

Ron: {looks up at ceiling} It looks like it's gonna rain....

{all the lights turn off and thunder is heard and a spot light is put on me and it starts to rain into the great hall}

Me: I'm Sinnnnnnging in the rain im sinnnnnging in the rain!

Ron: What did I do!

Me: Such a wonderful feeling I'm {jumps on hufflepuff table} BACK againnnnn. {starts twrilling down the table} I don't know the wordsssss. So I'm going to make them uppppppp. {jumps over to the gryffindor table and starts tap dancing} La la laaaaaa lala la laaaaaa LA LA lala la la laaaaa-{jumps off table} LA lalalalaaaaaa...{runs over to slytherin table and jumps on it} Lalala la laaaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaa la-{all the slytherins push me off the table and the record stops}

{everyone starts laughing and the lights come back on}

Me: I'M STILL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karina: {drags me out of the great hall}