Disclaimer: I am not Joss, at all, in any way.. darn it!
Author's note: sorry it's taken me a time to update, but I've had school work and I started a new story in the crossover fiction.
Chapter 11: Band Candy and Three Drunk People
"So, tell me again why I'm buying chocolate, that I can't taste." Asked Angelus, looking at the two slayers.
"Because you love me and I have to patrol and stuff, I don't have time to sell stupid chocolate." Buffy said, looking at him, hoping that she would be getting her way. Faith nodded at what Buffy was saying and looked pleading at her boyfriend?. Nobody was entirely sure what they were, but one thing was for certain, they were definitely sharing a room.
"Fine, but you owe me." Angelus said and laughed when Buffy started to blush. Spike looked at Faith as she laughed at her sister slayer.
"I don't know why your laughing, pet, you owe me too." Angelus and Spike shared a look, before laughing together as both slayers looked at each other. They stopped laughing, when they were suddenly pounced on and kissed senselessly. Both vampires moaned into their slayers mouths, before starting to purr, at the sensual assault.
"Uhmm.. yes could you not do that here. I think of both them as daughters and would rather not know what goes on in your sex lifes." Giles said.
"Fuddy Duddy. It's not like I haven't done that to you." Jenny said. Laughing when the watcher had turned bright red. Cordelia, Doyle, Willow, Oz, Buffy, and Faith made faces at the thought of the watcher and the computer teacher, but they wisely said nothing, since Giles had bought the rest of the candy. Angelus and Spike continued to purr, as their slayers continued to sit on their laps and pet their hair.
"Yes," Giles said, very flustered, "Why don't Faith and Buffy go out on patrol?" he asked, clearly wanting everyone to leave, so he could be alone with Jenny.
"We can help." Offered Willow, Oz, Doyle and Cordy.
"Sure, the more the merrier." Buffy and Faith said together. The two vampires stopped purring, because they would no longer be alone with their mates and a faint growl could be heard. "Oh, hush you two. It's not like we don't live together." Both vampires stopped growling, but they were defiantly pouting. Laughing the slayers kissed their respective vampires and got off their laps, leading their friends out to patrol.
"Well, it could be worse, sire."
"How do you figure, favored childe?"
"The annoying twit could still be alive and going." Spike said, winking at Angelus and then followed Faith outside, quickly reaching her side.
"Ya, that would be worse, but hey, I would get to kill him again." Angelus said, before following the group out and grabbing Buffy, kissing her senseless and then putting her on her feet.
"Well, now that we are alone, what are we going to do?" Jenny asked.
"I thought we might get started on the candy." Giles said, and laughed as Jenny hit him.
The Next Day in School
"Sorry, I'm late." Buffy started as she ran into her class, but then noticed that there was no teacher present. "Uhh. Okay." She sat down next to her friends and they all looked about as lost as she did.
"Since, the stupid librarian didn't show up, I'm gonna have Mrs. Smith watch you." Snyder said, before leaving.
"Alright, now that the troll is gone, we can all leave." Mrs. Smith said, before turning around and walking back out the door. The students looked at each other in shock and then everyone rushed for the door. Faith and Buffy ran home.
"You'll never believe what happened in school today." They said, as they got into the mansion. But instead of a normal answer, they found the mansion empty. "Where the hell could they have gone, it's the middle of the afternoon."
Willy's bar
"An'ther round, Willy, for me and me fav'rd childe." Angelus said, his brogue slipping through. "This chocolate is very good, is it not Spike me boy?" Angelus and Spike had been at Willy's since their slayers had gone to school and they were trashed.
Willy got them another round, but quickly decided it was time to call the slayers. They picked up on the first ring and told him that if anything happened to their vampires, Willy would be paying for it. Willy rubbed his arms, as he thought back to the last time he had pissed off Buffy, let alone pissing of Faith.
They arrived and half of the demons left the bar, not willing to take on two very pissed off slayers.
"What the hell are you doing? You couldn't wait until night time to get drunk?" they shouted. Angelus and Spike leered at the two slayers and then looked at each other.
"Look mate, it's our slayers. Maybe we should show them a good time. I know! I can write a new poem." He said, oblivious to the fact that his poetry sucked.
"Ah, lad, I don't think these lasses are lookin' for poetry." Angelus said, still leering at Buffy. The two slayers rolled their eyes and then looked at each other.
"Come on guys, I think that you have had enough to drink, it's time to go home." Buffy said, grabbing an unresisting Angelus by the arm and leading him out the door. Faith grabbed Spike and they proceded back to the mansion with very frisky vampires.
"Ahh, come on lass, no one is looking." Angelus said, trying to convince Buffy that they should have sex in the alley on the outside of Willy's club. Trying to convince her, he started to kiss her neck and sucked on her pulse point, causing her to moan. Encouraged, he pushed her against the wall and slipped a hand under her shirt, while the other helped Buffy wrap her legs around his waist, then he slipped it between their bodies, under her skirt, and stroked her through the cotton of her panties.
"No, we need to go home." Buffy said, as Angelus ripped her underwear away, before slipping his finger inside her and started to stroke in and out.
"Let me in lass, I need this." Angelus said against her ear, wanting to claim his mate, where anyone could see. He could hear his childe and his mate ahead of them, near the entrance of the sewers, the sun not a problem, as it was practically setting and Spike had stopped to convince her, needing to also claim his mate. He nibbled on her ear, as his one hand captured her breast and the other hand was still between her taunt thighs, teasing her slick folds. "Please lassie?"
He guided her tiny hand to the fastening of his pants, hoping that she would say yes. She moaned and went to work on opening his pants, freeing his erection, which he guided to her opening, before claiming her. At her apex, he sank his fangs into her neck, causing both of them to explode. He started to purr, very content with himself.
"Happy now?" she asked sarcastically, trying to straighten her clothes. He wouldn't meet her eyes, but she could tell from the purr that he was indeed happy with himself. She shook her head and decided they needed to go to Giles's house to figure out what was wrong with Spike and Angelus.
Giles House
"What the bloody hell do you expect me to do about it?" Giles asked his slayers, "I'm bloody sure that they are both old enough to drink. In fact I think I might go have a drink with them." Buffy and Faith listened in shocked silence to their watcher, who wanted to have a drink with their vampires, whom Giles did not like. They realized that something was indeed wrong and that it was affecting the adults only. They were acting like. well them, teenagers. What did they all have in common? Angelus and Spike walked by eating the chocolate that the slayers had convinced them to eat.
"Giles, did you happen to eat any of the chocolate that you bought from us?" Buffy asked, beginning to realize what was happening around Sunnydale.
"Yes, I did. Why do you want some?" he asked.
"NO! And you shouldn't have anymore either," Buffy and Faith yelled into the phone together. They hung up the phone and collected the candy from Angelus and Spike, both of whom pouted, and then they piled into a car and drove to Giles' house. They went to pick up Giles and Jenny, but they were already gone. So they decided to head out to the Bronze to get the rest of the gang.
Along the way
"Buffy?"
"Ya, Faith?"
"Did Giles respect authority when he was a teenager?"
"Nope," Buffy said and then as an afterthought, "Why?"
"Because there is a police cruiser, with two people having sex on it and it looks like Jenny and Giles and the cop is knocked out cold."
"Oh." Buffy said. "WHAT?" she slammed on the brakes, causing both vampires to hit the back of the seat, they started to growl, because the drinking was finally catching up with them. "Pass me the tranquilizer gun." Buffy commanded. She then tranqued both Giles and Jenny, they piled them into the car and continued onto the Bronze.
Bronze
Before Buffy or Faith could enter the Bronze, the Scooby gang was coming out with Snyder.
"Buffy!" Willow exclaimed, "We were just going to go get you. The candy is like cursed or something, all the adults are acting like teenagers." Buffy and Faith just gave them a 'duh' look and asked if they new who was behind it, they looked at Snyder.
"What?" He asked, shifting uncomfortably as they all eyed him. "I don't know where it came from, I got it through the school board." Just then someone yelled that they were handing out free candy at the warehouse. The gang followed him there.
Buffy made her way into the warehouse, followed by Faith, Angelus, Spike, and Ripper, Willow and the rest headed to the library, to look up information. They spotted Ethan Ryane,
"And you might want to hurry." He said as he watched the Scooby Gang watch him. I think I'm gonna need to run in a second, dammit I hate it when I have to do that, but at least I won't get my ass kicked.
Ryane took of running, Buffy, Faith, Spike, Angelus, and Ripper quickly followed. They came to the end of the row and Ryane was no where to be seen.
"Where pant did pant he pant go pant?" Ripper asked, completely out of breathe. Both slayers shushed him and listened carefully, moving to one crate. They sent their foot through it and Buffy pulled Ryane out.
"Look what we found."
"A rat."
"Hit him," Giles commanded.
"Giles!" both slayers yelled. "Now, who are you working for? And why the candy?" they asked.
"I don't know." Both slayers threatened to hit him, "really, I don't know." They decked him.
"Yes!" Giles yelled, pumping his hands in the air. "Do it again." He ordered. The two slayers rolled their eyes and glared at him. "What you're my bloody slayers, you have to do what I say. And I say hit him again." Both vampires nodded in agreement and the two slayers just looked expectantly at Ryane.
"Well, I have no idea who hired me, I was contacted by Trick, but the demon is Lurconis. And that is all I know. Really." Both slayers moved to hit him again. "No really that is all I know." They knocked him out and looked around for something to tie him with, when Spike pulled handcuff from his back pocket.
"Don't ever tell me." Buffy said, shooting a glance at Faith.
"But if you wanna tell me lassie, I am very willing to listen." Angelus said, before Buffy hit him. "What? I'm sure we can put those to good use later." Buffy blushed a bright red and everyone chuckled. She glared at him, before turning and picking up the phone, dialing the library.
"Ya, Will can you look up information on Lurconis? Thanks, Ya.. I'll hold." Buffy looked around while she waited for Willow to come up with an answer. She shook her head when Giles kicked Raynes unconscious form.
"Alright, so the offering is babies. Alright, any place in particular? Alright Thanks Will." Buffy said, she hung up the phone, "Alright guys, we're going to the hospital."
At the hospital
"Uhh. Where's the attendent?" Buffy asked, when they found no one at the front desk, the phones were ringing off the hook and machines were beeping. They walked into the nursery and found six babies missing. "Shit! We're too late, we need to figure out were Lurconis would be."
"Oh!" Giles exclaimed, "I know this (pauses to think) Lurconis means "glutton" so we would find him (pauses to think again, then shrugs) in the sewers." Buffy and Faith shared a look of why is it always the sewers?
Sewers
Trick stood with the babies, waiting for the demon to show up, the torches and stone baby holder are near a pool with a tunnel entrance.
"Come on big guy, they aren't getting any fresher." They anoint the babies and Buffy and Faith drop in from a manhole.
"Hi." They said, before hitting the closest vampire to them. They knock one into the pool, they quickly dust the other to and make their way towards Trick, when there is a rumbling. They all turn toward the tunnel opening and find a snake demon looking thing coming out.
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, that is Lurconis." Buffy said, looking at Faith. Giles takes a swing at Trick and Trick knocks him into the pool. Buffy and Faith look for a way to stop the demon. Faith grabs one of the torches and Buffy jumps onto one of the gas pipe, the pipe lights on fire and they destroy the demon.
"Who needs a drink?" Giles asked.
"I could go for one. or two.. hell maybe three!" Angelus said, Spike nodded agreeing. The three men start walking away, leaving Faith and Buffy to clean up after the demon.
"Men!" they said together, "Fuck it, Trick can clean up after the damn demon." They agreed, before following the guys out.
Author's note: sorry it's taken me a time to update, but I've had school work and I started a new story in the crossover fiction.
Chapter 11: Band Candy and Three Drunk People
"So, tell me again why I'm buying chocolate, that I can't taste." Asked Angelus, looking at the two slayers.
"Because you love me and I have to patrol and stuff, I don't have time to sell stupid chocolate." Buffy said, looking at him, hoping that she would be getting her way. Faith nodded at what Buffy was saying and looked pleading at her boyfriend?. Nobody was entirely sure what they were, but one thing was for certain, they were definitely sharing a room.
"Fine, but you owe me." Angelus said and laughed when Buffy started to blush. Spike looked at Faith as she laughed at her sister slayer.
"I don't know why your laughing, pet, you owe me too." Angelus and Spike shared a look, before laughing together as both slayers looked at each other. They stopped laughing, when they were suddenly pounced on and kissed senselessly. Both vampires moaned into their slayers mouths, before starting to purr, at the sensual assault.
"Uhmm.. yes could you not do that here. I think of both them as daughters and would rather not know what goes on in your sex lifes." Giles said.
"Fuddy Duddy. It's not like I haven't done that to you." Jenny said. Laughing when the watcher had turned bright red. Cordelia, Doyle, Willow, Oz, Buffy, and Faith made faces at the thought of the watcher and the computer teacher, but they wisely said nothing, since Giles had bought the rest of the candy. Angelus and Spike continued to purr, as their slayers continued to sit on their laps and pet their hair.
"Yes," Giles said, very flustered, "Why don't Faith and Buffy go out on patrol?" he asked, clearly wanting everyone to leave, so he could be alone with Jenny.
"We can help." Offered Willow, Oz, Doyle and Cordy.
"Sure, the more the merrier." Buffy and Faith said together. The two vampires stopped purring, because they would no longer be alone with their mates and a faint growl could be heard. "Oh, hush you two. It's not like we don't live together." Both vampires stopped growling, but they were defiantly pouting. Laughing the slayers kissed their respective vampires and got off their laps, leading their friends out to patrol.
"Well, it could be worse, sire."
"How do you figure, favored childe?"
"The annoying twit could still be alive and going." Spike said, winking at Angelus and then followed Faith outside, quickly reaching her side.
"Ya, that would be worse, but hey, I would get to kill him again." Angelus said, before following the group out and grabbing Buffy, kissing her senseless and then putting her on her feet.
"Well, now that we are alone, what are we going to do?" Jenny asked.
"I thought we might get started on the candy." Giles said, and laughed as Jenny hit him.
The Next Day in School
"Sorry, I'm late." Buffy started as she ran into her class, but then noticed that there was no teacher present. "Uhh. Okay." She sat down next to her friends and they all looked about as lost as she did.
"Since, the stupid librarian didn't show up, I'm gonna have Mrs. Smith watch you." Snyder said, before leaving.
"Alright, now that the troll is gone, we can all leave." Mrs. Smith said, before turning around and walking back out the door. The students looked at each other in shock and then everyone rushed for the door. Faith and Buffy ran home.
"You'll never believe what happened in school today." They said, as they got into the mansion. But instead of a normal answer, they found the mansion empty. "Where the hell could they have gone, it's the middle of the afternoon."
Willy's bar
"An'ther round, Willy, for me and me fav'rd childe." Angelus said, his brogue slipping through. "This chocolate is very good, is it not Spike me boy?" Angelus and Spike had been at Willy's since their slayers had gone to school and they were trashed.
Willy got them another round, but quickly decided it was time to call the slayers. They picked up on the first ring and told him that if anything happened to their vampires, Willy would be paying for it. Willy rubbed his arms, as he thought back to the last time he had pissed off Buffy, let alone pissing of Faith.
They arrived and half of the demons left the bar, not willing to take on two very pissed off slayers.
"What the hell are you doing? You couldn't wait until night time to get drunk?" they shouted. Angelus and Spike leered at the two slayers and then looked at each other.
"Look mate, it's our slayers. Maybe we should show them a good time. I know! I can write a new poem." He said, oblivious to the fact that his poetry sucked.
"Ah, lad, I don't think these lasses are lookin' for poetry." Angelus said, still leering at Buffy. The two slayers rolled their eyes and then looked at each other.
"Come on guys, I think that you have had enough to drink, it's time to go home." Buffy said, grabbing an unresisting Angelus by the arm and leading him out the door. Faith grabbed Spike and they proceded back to the mansion with very frisky vampires.
"Ahh, come on lass, no one is looking." Angelus said, trying to convince Buffy that they should have sex in the alley on the outside of Willy's club. Trying to convince her, he started to kiss her neck and sucked on her pulse point, causing her to moan. Encouraged, he pushed her against the wall and slipped a hand under her shirt, while the other helped Buffy wrap her legs around his waist, then he slipped it between their bodies, under her skirt, and stroked her through the cotton of her panties.
"No, we need to go home." Buffy said, as Angelus ripped her underwear away, before slipping his finger inside her and started to stroke in and out.
"Let me in lass, I need this." Angelus said against her ear, wanting to claim his mate, where anyone could see. He could hear his childe and his mate ahead of them, near the entrance of the sewers, the sun not a problem, as it was practically setting and Spike had stopped to convince her, needing to also claim his mate. He nibbled on her ear, as his one hand captured her breast and the other hand was still between her taunt thighs, teasing her slick folds. "Please lassie?"
He guided her tiny hand to the fastening of his pants, hoping that she would say yes. She moaned and went to work on opening his pants, freeing his erection, which he guided to her opening, before claiming her. At her apex, he sank his fangs into her neck, causing both of them to explode. He started to purr, very content with himself.
"Happy now?" she asked sarcastically, trying to straighten her clothes. He wouldn't meet her eyes, but she could tell from the purr that he was indeed happy with himself. She shook her head and decided they needed to go to Giles's house to figure out what was wrong with Spike and Angelus.
Giles House
"What the bloody hell do you expect me to do about it?" Giles asked his slayers, "I'm bloody sure that they are both old enough to drink. In fact I think I might go have a drink with them." Buffy and Faith listened in shocked silence to their watcher, who wanted to have a drink with their vampires, whom Giles did not like. They realized that something was indeed wrong and that it was affecting the adults only. They were acting like. well them, teenagers. What did they all have in common? Angelus and Spike walked by eating the chocolate that the slayers had convinced them to eat.
"Giles, did you happen to eat any of the chocolate that you bought from us?" Buffy asked, beginning to realize what was happening around Sunnydale.
"Yes, I did. Why do you want some?" he asked.
"NO! And you shouldn't have anymore either," Buffy and Faith yelled into the phone together. They hung up the phone and collected the candy from Angelus and Spike, both of whom pouted, and then they piled into a car and drove to Giles' house. They went to pick up Giles and Jenny, but they were already gone. So they decided to head out to the Bronze to get the rest of the gang.
Along the way
"Buffy?"
"Ya, Faith?"
"Did Giles respect authority when he was a teenager?"
"Nope," Buffy said and then as an afterthought, "Why?"
"Because there is a police cruiser, with two people having sex on it and it looks like Jenny and Giles and the cop is knocked out cold."
"Oh." Buffy said. "WHAT?" she slammed on the brakes, causing both vampires to hit the back of the seat, they started to growl, because the drinking was finally catching up with them. "Pass me the tranquilizer gun." Buffy commanded. She then tranqued both Giles and Jenny, they piled them into the car and continued onto the Bronze.
Bronze
Before Buffy or Faith could enter the Bronze, the Scooby gang was coming out with Snyder.
"Buffy!" Willow exclaimed, "We were just going to go get you. The candy is like cursed or something, all the adults are acting like teenagers." Buffy and Faith just gave them a 'duh' look and asked if they new who was behind it, they looked at Snyder.
"What?" He asked, shifting uncomfortably as they all eyed him. "I don't know where it came from, I got it through the school board." Just then someone yelled that they were handing out free candy at the warehouse. The gang followed him there.
Buffy made her way into the warehouse, followed by Faith, Angelus, Spike, and Ripper, Willow and the rest headed to the library, to look up information. They spotted Ethan Ryane,
"And you might want to hurry." He said as he watched the Scooby Gang watch him. I think I'm gonna need to run in a second, dammit I hate it when I have to do that, but at least I won't get my ass kicked.
Ryane took of running, Buffy, Faith, Spike, Angelus, and Ripper quickly followed. They came to the end of the row and Ryane was no where to be seen.
"Where pant did pant he pant go pant?" Ripper asked, completely out of breathe. Both slayers shushed him and listened carefully, moving to one crate. They sent their foot through it and Buffy pulled Ryane out.
"Look what we found."
"A rat."
"Hit him," Giles commanded.
"Giles!" both slayers yelled. "Now, who are you working for? And why the candy?" they asked.
"I don't know." Both slayers threatened to hit him, "really, I don't know." They decked him.
"Yes!" Giles yelled, pumping his hands in the air. "Do it again." He ordered. The two slayers rolled their eyes and glared at him. "What you're my bloody slayers, you have to do what I say. And I say hit him again." Both vampires nodded in agreement and the two slayers just looked expectantly at Ryane.
"Well, I have no idea who hired me, I was contacted by Trick, but the demon is Lurconis. And that is all I know. Really." Both slayers moved to hit him again. "No really that is all I know." They knocked him out and looked around for something to tie him with, when Spike pulled handcuff from his back pocket.
"Don't ever tell me." Buffy said, shooting a glance at Faith.
"But if you wanna tell me lassie, I am very willing to listen." Angelus said, before Buffy hit him. "What? I'm sure we can put those to good use later." Buffy blushed a bright red and everyone chuckled. She glared at him, before turning and picking up the phone, dialing the library.
"Ya, Will can you look up information on Lurconis? Thanks, Ya.. I'll hold." Buffy looked around while she waited for Willow to come up with an answer. She shook her head when Giles kicked Raynes unconscious form.
"Alright, so the offering is babies. Alright, any place in particular? Alright Thanks Will." Buffy said, she hung up the phone, "Alright guys, we're going to the hospital."
At the hospital
"Uhh. Where's the attendent?" Buffy asked, when they found no one at the front desk, the phones were ringing off the hook and machines were beeping. They walked into the nursery and found six babies missing. "Shit! We're too late, we need to figure out were Lurconis would be."
"Oh!" Giles exclaimed, "I know this (pauses to think) Lurconis means "glutton" so we would find him (pauses to think again, then shrugs) in the sewers." Buffy and Faith shared a look of why is it always the sewers?
Sewers
Trick stood with the babies, waiting for the demon to show up, the torches and stone baby holder are near a pool with a tunnel entrance.
"Come on big guy, they aren't getting any fresher." They anoint the babies and Buffy and Faith drop in from a manhole.
"Hi." They said, before hitting the closest vampire to them. They knock one into the pool, they quickly dust the other to and make their way towards Trick, when there is a rumbling. They all turn toward the tunnel opening and find a snake demon looking thing coming out.
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, that is Lurconis." Buffy said, looking at Faith. Giles takes a swing at Trick and Trick knocks him into the pool. Buffy and Faith look for a way to stop the demon. Faith grabs one of the torches and Buffy jumps onto one of the gas pipe, the pipe lights on fire and they destroy the demon.
"Who needs a drink?" Giles asked.
"I could go for one. or two.. hell maybe three!" Angelus said, Spike nodded agreeing. The three men start walking away, leaving Faith and Buffy to clean up after the demon.
"Men!" they said together, "Fuck it, Trick can clean up after the damn demon." They agreed, before following the guys out.