Rudolph the rabid Ranger
(Ranger)
Had a very foamy mouth,
(like a soap bar!)
And if you ever saw it
(saw it)
You would run and scream and shout.
(Like a banshee!)
All of the other Rangers
(Rangers)
Used to run and scream and hide,
(like children)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Rudolph)
Hunt any Uruk-Hai.
(or Goblins!)
Then one day on Durin's Day,
Aragorn came to say,
(bang bang bang)
"Rudolph you are like a cow,
Move away right now."
All of the other Rangers
(Rangers)
Hunted Uruk-Hai with glee,
(yippee!)
They never again saw Rudolph,
(Rudolph)
By then he was history!
(like Bilbo Baggins!)