A/N: Hello, everybody! Here's another chapter! Sorry it took so long, but I was healing after the stupid Blood Patch *Growls*. And it didn't even work! Now I have to go to more and more doctors. *Cries* They'll draw more blood!

Yugi: But, you got to write a lot, so that's good!

Erin: Yeah, I guess. *Smiles* Anyway, Yugi, would you please do the disclaimer?

Yugi: Erin-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or it's characters! She does own this idea and any characters she makes up!

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Bakura broke out laughing. "Look at the almighty pharaoh now!"

Yami growled. "Don' laugh at me, baka! 'Dis is all your fault!"

Bakura paused in his laughter. "What?! I had nothing to do with this!

"Yeah right!"

"I'm serious this time! What'd you think I did?! Wish on a shooting star that you would be stuck in the body... of a... three-" Bakura's voice faded as his eyes widened slightly. "Well, I'll be damned. It actually worked."

"What worked?!" Yami growled.

Bakura, instead of answering, broke out into another fit of laughter. The others stared, confused. Ryou, suddenly realizing what Bakura was laughing about, slapped his forehead.

"Bakura, you didn't!" Ryou said, as more of a statement than a question. Everyone looked to him.

Bakura nodded. "I guess I did! Though, I didn't notice a shooting star go by when I thought it...."

"Shooting star? Did what?!" Yami screamed, getting impatient.

"Last night I asked Bakura what he would wish for on a shooting star and he said he would wish for something bad to happen to you." Ryou started, pointing to Yami, who glared at Bakura. "Then, I asked if he would want you to turn into a little kid or something. He said he wouldn't tell, but I guess he did wish for you to be a three-year-old."

"Actually, it was an accident. All I did was think, 'Yeah, and how would I phrase that? Oh, I wish that Yami were stuck in a three-year-old's body!' A complete and honest mistake. An accident."

"WHAT?! I'M STUCK THIS WAY BECAUSE YOU ACCIDENTALLY MADE A WISH ON A SHOOTING STAR?!" Yami screamed at the top of his lungs. "YOU BAKA TOMB ROBBER! HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID AND CHILDISH?!!!!"

"Yami, keep quiet or someone's gonna hear you!" Yugi said, waving sheepishly at a stranger walking by.

Bakura smirked. "I'm not the one who's childish, Yami-chan!"

"NANI?! WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Yami yelled.

"Yami-chan, Yami-chan, Yami-chan!" Bakura yelled back.

Yami tried to run over and kick Bakura, but Yugi held him back.

"You better change me back, baka!" Yami said as he calmed down and Yugi let him go.

"No can do. I dunno how. Guess you're stuck like this, Yami-chan!"

Yami fumed. He growled and, before Yugi could catch him, ran over and stomped on Bakura's foot. Bakura yelped.

Hopping on one foot (and holding the other one in pain) he said, "You little brat! I'll get you for that!"

Yami stuck out his tongue. "Boo-hoo! Big Bully Bakura made a rhyming 'dreat! I soo scared!"

"Damn little brat! I'll kill you!" Bakura yelled, releasing his foot and shaking a clenched fist in Yami's direction.

"You have to catch me first, you stupid, lying tomb robber!" Yami yelled back before sprinting off across the park.

Bakura shook his arms wildly. "Get the hell back here you damn pharaoh brat!" he screamed before chasing after the speeding chibi.

"Geez, Yami seems to be acting more childish than Joey normally does." Tristan muttered.

"Hey!" Joey yelled.

"He's right." Ryou said. Tea and Yugi nodded in agreement, looking from Joey to Yami and, then, back to Joey.

Joey sweat dropped. "Okay, I admit I act childish sometimes, but-"

Joey got interrupted by a loud, high-pitched scream. He, Yugi, Tea, Ryou, and Tristan all looked toward where the scream came from, the same direction that Yami and Bakura had run only seconds before.

What they saw was Yami and Bakura staring dumbfounded at an old lady on the ground, shaking a cane crazily and trying franticly to get up.

All five fell over.

"Those idiots knocked an old lady over!" Tristan mumbled.

" 'Dat's... your fault." Yami said to Bakura as the continued staring at the struggling gray-haired woman. Bakura's opened mouth turned into a scowl.

"No way! This is your fault, shorty!" he yelled, pointing a finger at him.

"WHAT?! SHORTY?! I-" Yami paused and thought for a second. "Um, okay. Maybe I am short, but 'dat's not 'de point! 'De point is 'dat all I did was politely push her out of 'de way! You're 'de one who knocked her down!" Yami yelled, pointing his own chubby finger at the taller yami.

"What're you talking about?! She was already wobbling after your 'polite' push, and all I did was gently shove her! I didn't knock her down!"

"Uh-huh! You shoved her! She would still be standin' if you hadn't don' 'dat!"

"You caused her to wobble in the first place, Yami-chan!"

"Don' call me 'dat!" Yami screamed, closing his eyes and hopping up and down in anger.

"Yami-chan, Yami-chan, Yami-chan!" Bakura screamed back.

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!!"

"Make me, make me, make me!!"

Yami ran over and kicked him in the kneecap. Bakura yelped, but quickly grabbed the chibi by the back of his shirt. He held him up so that they were face to face. Bakura smiled evilly. Yami narrowed his eyes, then grabbed a piece of Bakura's messy white hair and pulled.

"OW! LET GO!!" Bakura screamed as he tried to pull Yami away, but only managed to get his hair tugged more. He heard Yami laugh enjoyably. 'Little brat....' he thought. He finally gave one huge pull and managed to get Yami to let go of his hair. He, again, held Yami out in front of him, his hands underneath of Yami's short arms.

Yami smirked evilly and said, "You're not very nice, Bakura. You should be nice to wittle kids!"

"Oh, yeah? Or what?" Bakura asked. Yami held out his hand and opened it. Bakura's eyes widened as he saw what was sitting in Yami's palm. "My hair?! You little piece of-"

Before Bakura could finish, Yami bit one of his hands.

"Aiee!" Bakura screamed, dropping the chibi. Yami hit the ground with a 'hmph' as Bakura blew on his throbbing hand. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"

Yami sat up, crossed his arms, and smugly said, "You deserved it, baka."

Suddenly, Yami felt himself being picked up by the back of his shirt for the second time. He blinked before looking behind him to see who had him.

Yugi looked at Yami bluntly, a frown on his usually smiling lips.

"H-Hey, Yugi. Some 'ding wrong?" Yami stuttered. Yugi pointed to behind him to where Tristan and Ryou were helping the old lady up. Yami gulped. He laughed nervously before scratching his head. "Oops."

"I think you should apologize, Yami." Yugi stated, setting Yami on the ground to face the old lady.

"B-But, Bakura pushed her too! He should have to apologize also!" Yami whined, pointing at Bakura. "He is, after all, 'de one who knocked her over!"

"Little brat... You're the one who knocked her down!" Bakura yelled.

"Nu-uh!" Yami shot back.

"Stop arguing with me!" Bakura replied as he stepped toward Yami, ready to strangle him. Yami hid behind Yugi.

"See! Wit' his temper, he would knock over a whole field of old people!" Yami said.

"Why don't you both apologize, and we can argue later." Ryou said.

"Fine." both yamis said.

"I sorry, Mrs. Old Lady. It was a comp'wete accident." Yami said kindly.

"Oh, that's all right, child. I know how hyper children can get. Here," She held out her hand, which held a piece of chocolate. "Have a piece of candy."

"Wow! 'Danks a bunch!" Yami laughed happily as he unwrapped the wrapper and stuck the chocolate in his mouth.

The old lady turned to Bakura. She shook her cane at him. "But you! You should know better than to push your elders out of the way! It's not very respectful, nor are you setting a good example for the little child! You should be more careful!"

Bakura stared dumbfounded at her.

"Yeah, 'Kura! You should set an example!" Yami mocked, swallowing his chocolate.

Bakura glared down at Yami, who snickered, before mumbling his apology. The old lady nodded in acceptance. She waved and then started on her way. Bakura growled when she was finally out of sight.

"Damn old lady." he mumbled.

" 'Kura got in trouble, 'Kura got in trouble!" Yami sang.

"Don't call me that!" Bakura screamed.

" 'Kura, 'Kura, 'Kura!" Yami screamed back.

"Yami-chan, Yami-chan, Yami-chan!"

" 'Kura, 'Kura, 'Kura!"

"Yami-chan, Yami-chan, Yami-chan!"

The others sweat dropped as Yami and Bakura continued.

"When do you think they'll stop?" Tea asked, her head moving back and forth.

"We'll most likely need some popcorn." Joey answered. They all sighed.

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A/N: Another chapter done! It's not exactly the best one, huh?

Yami: *Laughs evilly* I liked this chapter the best!

Bakura: That's just 'cause I got yelled at by the old lady and you didn't!

Yami: *Smirks* Part of it!

Erin: And thanks to Kirsta Nadaime for the idea she left in the review. I'm gonna use it for sure!

Yugi: Review, or you'll get this *Holds up a crayon drawing of Ryou and him crying*, instead of....

Ryou: *Holds up picture of them smiling* This!

Bakura: Next time, could you just have them say 'Review'?

Yami: *Nods*

Erin: That'd probably be the best idea....