Cloud and Kirby's excellent adventure
Chapter I
Suburbia heck, and right in the middle of it is a small yellow house with a yellow little window and yellow car. The scene sets as a paper boy rides by and throws a newspaper onto the doorstep. The door opens and a small little pink puff in a frilly robe picks up the paper and yawns. He begins to read it as another figure appears behind him and walks right into it. The pink puff spill coffee all over his little robe.
"Hey, watch where yer standin." A man in a pink frilly robe and spiky yellow hair looked at Kirby.
Kirby glared as cloud turned to the paper, his eye's widened for a second and he looked quite silly being wide-eyed in a frilly pink robe.
"Our car has been impounded!" Cloud announced.
"Yeah, so, we go get it." Kirby responded blankly.
"On Ragol…" Cloud responded.
"What? Where the heck is dat?" Kirby was quite confused.
"I think it's somewhere near Mexico…"Cloud was also confused.
"Why would they bring our car all the way to Mexico just to impound it when we didn't do anything wrong in the first place?" Kirby questioned.
"Well I guess we're going to take the bus to Mexico!" Cloud proudly announced.
The two walked down to the bus stop and began to wait on the bench. A tall skinny man sat next to him starring blankly ahead.
"Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gunna get."
"Uhhh… Ok…" Cloud responded slowly.
"I like chocolate…" Kirby started to drool uncontrollably onto the ground.
Just as the poll reached about 3 inches deep the bus arrived. The bus was hardly recognizable as a bus. Graffiti covered the entire thing, except a small panel saying "Topeka Bus Service"
The two began to get onto the bus as they noticed the tall skinny man begin to run down the street.
"Running is the only thing I'm good at!" He called back.
The driver of the bus was a skinny man in a tight black jumpsuit, urban camouflage shorts, and some big, red, bug-eyed goggles. He had a small tag on his shirt saying Garem.
"Run Forest!" Garem called after him.
"Yo." He said quickly.
"uhh… howdy." Cloud put in his bus fee in and walked to a seat near the front.
Kirby did the same. As the bus got onto the highway it began going about 180 mph. Suddenly a transmission on the drivers Jet Set Radio faded in.
"There is a bomb on this bus, and if you go beneath 50 mph, it will explode!"
"Ok." Garem replied.
"I am liquid snake, and will be your terrorist today!" The radio boomed.
"Ok." Garem replied blankly.
"What do you mean OK!?!? Aren't you scared?!?"
"Ok."
The bus continued its course at 180 mph as a jeep sped up to it on the side. It was in camo colors and a man with brown hair and in a blue Kevlar vest and a blue bandana jumped out onto the bus.
"Stay calm! I'm Solid Snake, I'm here to help!"
Cloud looked up, "Aren't we going a bit fast?"
Kirby had his head out the window with his tongue out.
Cloud, just realizing that he is still in his pink frilly robe began to get suspicious of the happenings on the bus.
"There is a bomb on the bus, but as long as we continue this speed, we will be OK." Solid
snake informed the passengers.
"Ok." Garem replied.
Cloud looked around for something to change into. Next to them sat a short fat man wearing yellow and a big mustache. Wario leaned over to cloud's seat.
"Pretty robe," He joked, "Pretty gay!"
Cloud cocked an eyebrow and started to get a little frightened due to the high speeds of the bus. "Excuse me sir, aren't we going a bit fast, and why are you here?" He gestured to Solid Snake.
"I'm here to help." Solid replied.
"I got that part." Cloud said.
"There's a bomb on the bus, jack." Garem butted in.
"But I'm just pawn in their little game…" Sold Snake said.
The passengers began to panic with their new found information about the bomb.
"Hey, chill, as long as we don't go beneath 50, we're fine." Garem reassured them.