Chapter III

Garem began to slow, and when he reached about 55 he looked back to snake. He nodded, then he slowed to 50. There was a quiet click beneath the bus then some random noises. A squeak, another click, a moo, then a low rumble.

"Uhh… what's goin on???"

a cluck beneath the bus.

"I… don't know."

An advertisement for Capri sun is heard under the bus.

"I'm stopping…" Garem informed the bus.

Once it stopped everyone ran off the bus at full speed, and once the last person was off, the entire bus swelled up… then deflated.

"What? Deflated?!? That's a horrible ending!!! Now no one will buy Metal Gear 3 : High speed bus danger with bombs and stuff!" Solid Snake yelled.

Cloud and Kirby began to walk down the highway, many cars went by on the way, after a while they saw a taxi speeding down the road.

"Hey stop!" Cloud yelled over.

The taxi skidded over and came to a stop.

"Your cool!" Kirby exclaimed then jumped in.

The driver was a man in his earlier 20's with green hair. His taxi driver information sheet told them his name was Axel.

"Take us to Mexico." Cloud said.

"A'ight, and I have… 45 seconds to get you there!"  He said excitedly.

A scratchy voice boomed from nowhere and said "Get ready to play CRAZY TAXI!"

Then man turned the radio to max and took off. Skidding between cars and switching through lines of traffic.

"Shouldn't you… drive more safe or something?" Cloud yelled. They passed a sign saying "Welcome to Oklahoma!" And they continued speeding. After speeding by some cars by only inches little coins flew in the air and he continued.

About 35 seconds later…

They arrived at the lines of Mexico.

"That was some serious driving!" Kirby screamed in a high pitched annoying voice.

The scratchy voice from before boomed in again and said "Alright! A class A license!"

"Alright, let's get it on!" Axel yelled as he sped off.

"Ok… into Mexico…" Cloud began to walk. Kirby followed.

"Are we there yet?" Kirby asked tiredly.

"No." Cloud responded dryly.

"Now?"

"No."

"How 'bout now?"

"NO."

"Now?"

"NO!!!"

"Geez…"

After a while more walking a small town appeared in the distance.

"Civilization!" Cloud gasped.

"Are we there NOW?" Kirby asked.

"YES!" Cloud yelled.

"WEEEE!" Kirby ran in little circle's screaming gleefully.

In some time, the arrived at the town, the entire town was dark and gloomy. No one was outside except for a small monkey sitting on a fountain.