MIAKA'S BRUTAL MISTAKE CHP.2

"Blood? A body?" all the seishi cried skeptically, then they all burst out laughing. "Miaka..that's funny. Actually, it isn't. Anyway, moving on..." said Chiriko with authority. To the protest of Miaka, and to a few quiet giggles from the seishi, they continued on a few more feet before Miaka shrieked with terror.

"I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU!!! LOOK! THERE IT IS!!! EEEE!" Tamahome slapped a hand to her mouth to shut her up and shoved her away. "So, where is this 'body' of yours anyway, Mia.." Tasuki was cut off only to begin some shrieking of his own. "AAAAAAAAAAACK ITS A BODY ITS A DEAD FLOATING BODY!!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO??? NOBODY PANIC!!!" and with that Tasuki began running around like an idiot, biting his nails along with Miaka.

Nuriko took charge. "Ok, ok, everybody calm down. There's no use panicking...it's probably just a misunderstanding..Quiet down..let's work out what to do.." but her attempts of calming were of no use. Finally, Tamahome whispered to Hotohori and Mitsukake, "Lift me up. Lemme have a look."

While 4 of the 7 seishi were having major panic breakdowns, Tamahome, Mitsukake, and Hotohori were having a peek at the body. They looked at each other, in a stunned daze. "Uh...I think it really is a body.." intoned Mitsukake, a quiver in his voice. Tama hopped down from his shoulder and pawed at the lifeless body, mewed and ran back with fright.

Tamahome stepped in. "Hold on..hold on, guys, lemme get to the bottom of this." Trying to act manly and bravado in front of the others, Tamahome slipped on a rock and fell into the water, to be smothered by the body. "HLP! HLP! GET T OFA MI.." gurgled the disabled Tamahome. Mitsukake rushed to it, and lifted up the body and turned it over as Hotohori rescued Tamahome.

Mitsukake groaned and slapped his forehead and yelled to the panicking ones, "It's a scarecrow. A scarecrow with clothes on..." he sighed with disdain, then muttered to himself, "I knew it all along..what idiots. Let's go get some ramen, Tama."

Mitsukake walked off, cat on shoulder, leaving the others to chase and impale Miaka upon the clothesline of the farmhouse the scarecrow had come from. In the distance, he heard "I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! MITSUKAKE...HEEELP!"

((Author's Note: Hi! This is my very first fanfic, and I didn't have time to write more. I hope you enjoyed it, even though it was really short! If you think I should continue it, email me at sugar90us@yahoo.com please!:) I had fun writing it though you probably think it's stupid.))

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