Heh heh heh heh heh heh! I decided to add another chapter to my fic,
Resident Crazy. This one might have more of a plot. Please R&R!
The group has split up. Chris, Wesker, Tai64 (me), Sonic, Knuckles, MegaMan and Mario split from Jill, Ash, Blossom, Amy and Link.
In the dining room west of the main hall where the first chapter took place.
MegaMan: "A dining room? What the $#@^."
Sonic: "You idiot, every mansion has a dining room!"
Wesker: "Ignore him, Sonic. He's a dumbass. I should know."
MegaMan: "What'd you say?!" Points blaster at Wesker.
Wesker: "I said I need to look at some hoes."
MegaMan: "Oh."
Mario: Looking at the grandfather clock. "Hey, what the hell is this."
Tai64 + Chris + Sonic: Starts laughing.
Sonic: "Mario, you're such a dumbass."
Mario: "But, I can't-a help it. It's-a me, Mario. That's what I do, damn it."
Chris: "That's a grandpa clock."
Tai64 + Chris + Sonic: Continues laughing.
Tai64: Looks at the emblem above the fireplace. "Hey, this emblem might have some clues." Touches the emblem.
Wesker: "Wait! Stop! Don't."
Tai64: Removes the emblem. Pauses for one minute. "Hey! Nothing happened."
MegaMan: "Wesker! Do you ever play Resident Evil for GameCube!"
Wesker: "I have played the PlayStation version, but not the GameCube version."
Sonic: "Well at least you have a good Cube game. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is too %#@&ing easy and not very fun." Knuckles: "And my levels on SA2B suck too."
Mario: "Well, there-sa always Super Mario Sunshine coming out-a this August in North America. Hopefully, Miyamoto will make it a really challenging and great-a game."
Sonic: "That's because he takes too $#@^ing long with his games."
Chris: "But that should be good, Sonic. That way, you'll have a good game."
Mario: "That-sa right."
Tai64: "You should convince Naka to take a little longer with his games so they won't be so damn easy."
Sonic: "I give it my best."
Wesker: "Hey! Let's get those Pepsis. There's a bar near this dining room. Let's head for it."
Chris + Sonic + Knuckles + MegaMan + Mario + Tai64: "Good idea!"
Meanwhile, back in the main hall.
Link: Loses consciousness due to him being beat up by Jill, Blossom and Amy.
Blossom: "Oh @$%^, now I may never get this blood off of my dress."
Jill: "Well hopefully, Link's learned his lesson."
Amy: "What was that again. I forgot."
Blossom: "We were trying to teach him not to cut off Mario's head and get blood all over my dress."
Amy: "Well at least my dress is red, so I won't have to worry about blood stains." Starts laughing.
Blossom: "You...bitch."
Amy: "What did you call me." Unsheaths her hammer.
Blossom: "I called you a bitch because your dress is blood-stainless. My dress is pink and I have blood all over it. That doesn't make me happy."
Amy + Blossom: Starts fighting.
Ash: "OK. While these two are duking it out, I'm gonna go look for my Pikachu."
Jill: "Go ahead. But I'd take this with you." Hands Ash a Beretta M92F.
Ash: Takes a good look at the gun. "Don't you need this more than I do?"
Jill: "Every S.T.A.R.S. member has been issued two M92Fs, so I'll lend one of mine to you."
Ash: "Thanks." Heads upstairs and heads to the door east of his own position and enters them.
Link: Wakes up and sneaks off.
Jill: Spots Link. "Now where are you going?"
Link: Giggles nervously. "I was...just going to the bathroom."
Jill: "OK, go ahead."
Meanwhile, in a bathroom not to far from the girl's location.
bAuthor's note: Bubbles can understand what Pikachu says because she speaks a whole bunch of different languages. (including pokemon language.)
All that Pikachu says will be translated to English beyond this point./b
Bubbles: "Now that we're all alone Pikachu.."
Pikachu: In the corner. "Oh my god.this isn't happening."
Bubbles: ".let's take a bath.TOGETHER." Laughs evilly.
Pikachu: ".but that would mean that."
Bubbles: "Yes?" Turns the water on and undoes her own belt.
Pikachu: ".that you would want me to %$#@ you?"
Bubbles: "You could say that, but I don't mind you being horney.you horney ass pokemon, you." Undresses completely, grabs Pikachu by the hand and jumps in the tub.
Meanwhile, just outside the bathroom where Bubbles and Pikachu is.
Link: "Oh $@%^, I can't hold it in any longer." Grabs the doorknob. Let's end the chapter there. It might get interesting. ^_~
End!
The group has split up. Chris, Wesker, Tai64 (me), Sonic, Knuckles, MegaMan and Mario split from Jill, Ash, Blossom, Amy and Link.
In the dining room west of the main hall where the first chapter took place.
MegaMan: "A dining room? What the $#@^."
Sonic: "You idiot, every mansion has a dining room!"
Wesker: "Ignore him, Sonic. He's a dumbass. I should know."
MegaMan: "What'd you say?!" Points blaster at Wesker.
Wesker: "I said I need to look at some hoes."
MegaMan: "Oh."
Mario: Looking at the grandfather clock. "Hey, what the hell is this."
Tai64 + Chris + Sonic: Starts laughing.
Sonic: "Mario, you're such a dumbass."
Mario: "But, I can't-a help it. It's-a me, Mario. That's what I do, damn it."
Chris: "That's a grandpa clock."
Tai64 + Chris + Sonic: Continues laughing.
Tai64: Looks at the emblem above the fireplace. "Hey, this emblem might have some clues." Touches the emblem.
Wesker: "Wait! Stop! Don't."
Tai64: Removes the emblem. Pauses for one minute. "Hey! Nothing happened."
MegaMan: "Wesker! Do you ever play Resident Evil for GameCube!"
Wesker: "I have played the PlayStation version, but not the GameCube version."
Sonic: "Well at least you have a good Cube game. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle is too %#@&ing easy and not very fun." Knuckles: "And my levels on SA2B suck too."
Mario: "Well, there-sa always Super Mario Sunshine coming out-a this August in North America. Hopefully, Miyamoto will make it a really challenging and great-a game."
Sonic: "That's because he takes too $#@^ing long with his games."
Chris: "But that should be good, Sonic. That way, you'll have a good game."
Mario: "That-sa right."
Tai64: "You should convince Naka to take a little longer with his games so they won't be so damn easy."
Sonic: "I give it my best."
Wesker: "Hey! Let's get those Pepsis. There's a bar near this dining room. Let's head for it."
Chris + Sonic + Knuckles + MegaMan + Mario + Tai64: "Good idea!"
Meanwhile, back in the main hall.
Link: Loses consciousness due to him being beat up by Jill, Blossom and Amy.
Blossom: "Oh @$%^, now I may never get this blood off of my dress."
Jill: "Well hopefully, Link's learned his lesson."
Amy: "What was that again. I forgot."
Blossom: "We were trying to teach him not to cut off Mario's head and get blood all over my dress."
Amy: "Well at least my dress is red, so I won't have to worry about blood stains." Starts laughing.
Blossom: "You...bitch."
Amy: "What did you call me." Unsheaths her hammer.
Blossom: "I called you a bitch because your dress is blood-stainless. My dress is pink and I have blood all over it. That doesn't make me happy."
Amy + Blossom: Starts fighting.
Ash: "OK. While these two are duking it out, I'm gonna go look for my Pikachu."
Jill: "Go ahead. But I'd take this with you." Hands Ash a Beretta M92F.
Ash: Takes a good look at the gun. "Don't you need this more than I do?"
Jill: "Every S.T.A.R.S. member has been issued two M92Fs, so I'll lend one of mine to you."
Ash: "Thanks." Heads upstairs and heads to the door east of his own position and enters them.
Link: Wakes up and sneaks off.
Jill: Spots Link. "Now where are you going?"
Link: Giggles nervously. "I was...just going to the bathroom."
Jill: "OK, go ahead."
Meanwhile, in a bathroom not to far from the girl's location.
bAuthor's note: Bubbles can understand what Pikachu says because she speaks a whole bunch of different languages. (including pokemon language.)
All that Pikachu says will be translated to English beyond this point./b
Bubbles: "Now that we're all alone Pikachu.."
Pikachu: In the corner. "Oh my god.this isn't happening."
Bubbles: ".let's take a bath.TOGETHER." Laughs evilly.
Pikachu: ".but that would mean that."
Bubbles: "Yes?" Turns the water on and undoes her own belt.
Pikachu: ".that you would want me to %$#@ you?"
Bubbles: "You could say that, but I don't mind you being horney.you horney ass pokemon, you." Undresses completely, grabs Pikachu by the hand and jumps in the tub.
Meanwhile, just outside the bathroom where Bubbles and Pikachu is.
Link: "Oh $@%^, I can't hold it in any longer." Grabs the doorknob. Let's end the chapter there. It might get interesting. ^_~
End!