This chapter gets a li'l crazier.there will be a resurrection of a
character that never had a part. (Chapter 1 anyone?) and we find out where
our beloved two-tailed friend is. R&R!
Last time on Resident Crazy:
Bubbles and Pikachu were doing some private stuff in the tub while the unsuspecting Link wasn't able to hold it in any longer.
Link: "Oh $@%^, I can't hold it in any longer." Grabs the doorknob and opens the door. Sees Bubbles and Pikachu in the tub. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Leaks tunic.
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles and Link continue taking turns screaming while the scene cuts to outside where Buttercup (the green Powerpuff Girl) lies dead.....or is she?
Buttercup: Seems dead for a minute, but suddenly starts breathing.
A wizard: Appears on the scene. "Buttercup, it has happened. Wake up."
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "Buttercup?"
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "Buttercup!"
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "BUTTERCUP!!! WAKE UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!!"
Buttercup: Wakes up. "OK! I'm up! God! I was just kicking the devil's ass too." Opens eyes, and looks at the wizard. "Oh, I remember you. I paid you a #@%$load of money when Pikachu $%#@ed Bubbles. Did it happen?" Wizard: "Yes. It happened........But only for a few seconds."
Buttercup: "Damn!"
Wizard: "But I do have a powder that will make them do it again." Gives Buttercup the bottle of that powder.
Buttercup: Looks at the bottle of powder. "This stuff will REALLY make Pikachu #$@% Bubbles again?"
Wizard: "Yes."
Buttercup: "How do I do it?"
Wizard: "Just sprinkle it on Pikachu.but ONLY on Pikachu."
Buttercup: "Thanks." Flies off.
Wizard: "And may the force be with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Disappears.
The scene cuts to the bathroom where Bubbles and Link are screaming.
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ash: Gun pointed ahead. "What the hell's going on?" Sees Bubbles in the tub. "OW! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! PIKACHU IN THE TUB WITH BUBBLES! PIKACHU! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"
Pikachu: "Pika!" Jumps out of the tub and follows Ash out of the bathroom.
Link: "Let's continue taking turns screaming."
Bubbles: "OK."
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles and Link continue taking turns screaming while the scene cuts to the heliport behind the mansion where Tails and the Sonic Team Airplane are.
Tails: Tries to fix the airplane for hours and fails. "Damn it!" Kicks the plane's chassis. "Stupid piece of $%#@ warranty expired and this piece of $#@% plane broke down before I could escape. Sonic's gonna $#@!ing kill me." Hears a beeping sound, "Hmmmmm, my scouter's picking up something." Puts on the scouter.
***Author's note: scouters are from Dragonball Z.***
Tails: "There's a life form with a power level of 1000 coming this way. I hope it ain't Raditz." Flies toward the life form, which turns out to be Buttercup.
Buttercup: Collides into Tails. "Who the hell are you?"
Tails: "I don't know.who are you? I do know this: your power level is a mere 1000."
Buttercup: "What's yours?"
Tails: I don't know. I can't check my own power level. Check it for me." Tosses the scouter to Buttercup.
Buttercup: Puts the scouter on. "Your power level is...."Gasps".....1010." Feels the urge to fight. "This could be interesting.well worth the wait."
Tails: "What? What the hell are you talking about?"
Buttercup: "I see. Haven't been watching enough Powerpuff Girls? You should know that I am Buttercup, the toughest fighter. I looooooooooooooove fighting. I suggest we have a DBZ style fight right here, right now."
Tails: "Uh...OK..but before we begin, could you please put down my scouter?"
Buttercup: "Uhn.Tails, you're such a technological pussy, and that is your weakness." Crushes Tails's scouter and laughs evilly.
Tails: Gasps. "No! My scouter! You stupid bitch! Did you know that there are no more scouters in the world?"
Buttercup: "All the more reason to make it more interesting. Ready for an ass-kicking?"
Tails: "I have a better idea.why don't you wait for the next chapter to be written?"
Buttercup: "Good idea. That way the readers can watch the WHOLE fight."
Meanwhile back in the main hall, the fight between Amy and Blossom has ended with Blossom as the victor.
Blossom: Sighs. "Hedgehogs with hammers are too damn easy. I need more of a challenge."
Amy: Not mad because she lost the fight. "Well, it's because I don't star in many games like my boyfriend Sonic does."
Jill: "I thought you and Sonic were just friends."
Amy: "He's my self-appointed boyfriend. I used to chase him around before Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast.which isn't being supported in North America anymore. By the way, isn't Chris YOUR boyfriend."
Jill: Teardrop on the side of her forehead, anime style. "Um..um..hey! Where is he?"
Blossom: "Didn't they go for some Pepsi? Wesker said, and I quote: 'C'mon guys. I'll buy y'all a Pepsi in honor of Tai64's first fanfic.' Now they couldn't have gone outside where those dogs are, and.$#@$!!! There's a bar somewhere in this mansion where they have Pepsi! We have to find it."
Amy: "And where do you think that is?"
Blossom: "That's why I said 'we've got to find it.'"
Jill: "And that's where we'll find the boys." Takes out a shotgun and pumps it, ready for action.
The scene cuts to the bar not too far from the dining room where I, the author, am.
Tai64: "Finally! We made it. I'm so %$#@ing thirsty that I could drink a."
Wesker: Sarcastically. "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Chris: Smacks Wesker upside the head.
Wesker: "What the %#@# was that for?!"
Knuckles: "Have you ever been taught manners?"
Mario: "Don't-a interrupt people for-a any reason."
Tai64: "That's OK, guys. I couldn't think of what I could say next."
Chris: Sees a refrigerator. "That's got to be where the Pepsi is."
Mario: "I'll-a get the Pepsi." Tries to open the fridge but the fridge door isn't budging. "Damn. It's-a locked with a padlock."
MegaMan: "I'll get it off." Aims for the padlock but accidentally shoots Mario's ass.
Mario: "Ow! Damn-a you, MegaMan. Why-da you hit-a my ass?"
Sonic: "Yeah, you gay fag. Why'd you hit his ass?"
MegaMan: "I'm sorry! I had a little trouble with aiming. Do you remember those $#@$ing dogs? My aiming system might've been damaged. And I'm not a gay fag either. I have the porn to prove that I'm NOT gay."
Sonic + Chris: "YOU HAVE PORN?!"
MegaMan: "Shut the @%$@ up."
Wesker: "Alright, MegaMan. If you hit the padlock, then let me show you how it's done." Shoots the padlock.
Everyone in the room: "Yay!"
While they start partying around, drinking Pepsi; Amy, Blossom, and Jill search for the boys. Will they find them? And who will win the fight between Tails and Buttercup? Will Bubbles and Link ever stop taking turns screaming? Why am I talking like this? Should I damn narrarator-fever? Find out next time on Resident Crazy!
Last time on Resident Crazy:
Bubbles and Pikachu were doing some private stuff in the tub while the unsuspecting Link wasn't able to hold it in any longer.
Link: "Oh $@%^, I can't hold it in any longer." Grabs the doorknob and opens the door. Sees Bubbles and Pikachu in the tub. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Leaks tunic.
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles and Link continue taking turns screaming while the scene cuts to outside where Buttercup (the green Powerpuff Girl) lies dead.....or is she?
Buttercup: Seems dead for a minute, but suddenly starts breathing.
A wizard: Appears on the scene. "Buttercup, it has happened. Wake up."
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "Buttercup?"
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "Buttercup!"
Buttercup: Groans.
Wizard: "BUTTERCUP!!! WAKE UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!!"
Buttercup: Wakes up. "OK! I'm up! God! I was just kicking the devil's ass too." Opens eyes, and looks at the wizard. "Oh, I remember you. I paid you a #@%$load of money when Pikachu $%#@ed Bubbles. Did it happen?" Wizard: "Yes. It happened........But only for a few seconds."
Buttercup: "Damn!"
Wizard: "But I do have a powder that will make them do it again." Gives Buttercup the bottle of that powder.
Buttercup: Looks at the bottle of powder. "This stuff will REALLY make Pikachu #$@% Bubbles again?"
Wizard: "Yes."
Buttercup: "How do I do it?"
Wizard: "Just sprinkle it on Pikachu.but ONLY on Pikachu."
Buttercup: "Thanks." Flies off.
Wizard: "And may the force be with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Disappears.
The scene cuts to the bathroom where Bubbles and Link are screaming.
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ash: Gun pointed ahead. "What the hell's going on?" Sees Bubbles in the tub. "OW! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! PIKACHU IN THE TUB WITH BUBBLES! PIKACHU! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"
Pikachu: "Pika!" Jumps out of the tub and follows Ash out of the bathroom.
Link: "Let's continue taking turns screaming."
Bubbles: "OK."
Link: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Bubbles and Link continue taking turns screaming while the scene cuts to the heliport behind the mansion where Tails and the Sonic Team Airplane are.
Tails: Tries to fix the airplane for hours and fails. "Damn it!" Kicks the plane's chassis. "Stupid piece of $%#@ warranty expired and this piece of $#@% plane broke down before I could escape. Sonic's gonna $#@!ing kill me." Hears a beeping sound, "Hmmmmm, my scouter's picking up something." Puts on the scouter.
***Author's note: scouters are from Dragonball Z.***
Tails: "There's a life form with a power level of 1000 coming this way. I hope it ain't Raditz." Flies toward the life form, which turns out to be Buttercup.
Buttercup: Collides into Tails. "Who the hell are you?"
Tails: "I don't know.who are you? I do know this: your power level is a mere 1000."
Buttercup: "What's yours?"
Tails: I don't know. I can't check my own power level. Check it for me." Tosses the scouter to Buttercup.
Buttercup: Puts the scouter on. "Your power level is...."Gasps".....1010." Feels the urge to fight. "This could be interesting.well worth the wait."
Tails: "What? What the hell are you talking about?"
Buttercup: "I see. Haven't been watching enough Powerpuff Girls? You should know that I am Buttercup, the toughest fighter. I looooooooooooooove fighting. I suggest we have a DBZ style fight right here, right now."
Tails: "Uh...OK..but before we begin, could you please put down my scouter?"
Buttercup: "Uhn.Tails, you're such a technological pussy, and that is your weakness." Crushes Tails's scouter and laughs evilly.
Tails: Gasps. "No! My scouter! You stupid bitch! Did you know that there are no more scouters in the world?"
Buttercup: "All the more reason to make it more interesting. Ready for an ass-kicking?"
Tails: "I have a better idea.why don't you wait for the next chapter to be written?"
Buttercup: "Good idea. That way the readers can watch the WHOLE fight."
Meanwhile back in the main hall, the fight between Amy and Blossom has ended with Blossom as the victor.
Blossom: Sighs. "Hedgehogs with hammers are too damn easy. I need more of a challenge."
Amy: Not mad because she lost the fight. "Well, it's because I don't star in many games like my boyfriend Sonic does."
Jill: "I thought you and Sonic were just friends."
Amy: "He's my self-appointed boyfriend. I used to chase him around before Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast.which isn't being supported in North America anymore. By the way, isn't Chris YOUR boyfriend."
Jill: Teardrop on the side of her forehead, anime style. "Um..um..hey! Where is he?"
Blossom: "Didn't they go for some Pepsi? Wesker said, and I quote: 'C'mon guys. I'll buy y'all a Pepsi in honor of Tai64's first fanfic.' Now they couldn't have gone outside where those dogs are, and.$#@$!!! There's a bar somewhere in this mansion where they have Pepsi! We have to find it."
Amy: "And where do you think that is?"
Blossom: "That's why I said 'we've got to find it.'"
Jill: "And that's where we'll find the boys." Takes out a shotgun and pumps it, ready for action.
The scene cuts to the bar not too far from the dining room where I, the author, am.
Tai64: "Finally! We made it. I'm so %$#@ing thirsty that I could drink a."
Wesker: Sarcastically. "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Chris: Smacks Wesker upside the head.
Wesker: "What the %#@# was that for?!"
Knuckles: "Have you ever been taught manners?"
Mario: "Don't-a interrupt people for-a any reason."
Tai64: "That's OK, guys. I couldn't think of what I could say next."
Chris: Sees a refrigerator. "That's got to be where the Pepsi is."
Mario: "I'll-a get the Pepsi." Tries to open the fridge but the fridge door isn't budging. "Damn. It's-a locked with a padlock."
MegaMan: "I'll get it off." Aims for the padlock but accidentally shoots Mario's ass.
Mario: "Ow! Damn-a you, MegaMan. Why-da you hit-a my ass?"
Sonic: "Yeah, you gay fag. Why'd you hit his ass?"
MegaMan: "I'm sorry! I had a little trouble with aiming. Do you remember those $#@$ing dogs? My aiming system might've been damaged. And I'm not a gay fag either. I have the porn to prove that I'm NOT gay."
Sonic + Chris: "YOU HAVE PORN?!"
MegaMan: "Shut the @%$@ up."
Wesker: "Alright, MegaMan. If you hit the padlock, then let me show you how it's done." Shoots the padlock.
Everyone in the room: "Yay!"
While they start partying around, drinking Pepsi; Amy, Blossom, and Jill search for the boys. Will they find them? And who will win the fight between Tails and Buttercup? Will Bubbles and Link ever stop taking turns screaming? Why am I talking like this? Should I damn narrarator-fever? Find out next time on Resident Crazy!