I decided to call a meeting of all the characters in this fic.
Tai64: "Well I ran outta ideas to keep this going."
The Cast: "WHAT?"
Tai64: "But some of you will be in my next one.and they will be crossed over with DBZ. And those people will be..the people from.Sonic the Hedgehog."
Sonic: "Woohoo!"
Tails: "Woohoo!"
Knuckles: "Woohoo!"
Amy: "Yay, more room to be a slut! Woohoo!"
The rest of the cast: "$%!#%$@^^@#&^^#*@%$#@&$^*#*%^$*%%^@*&#%!$&*%&@$*&^&%$*%^^%&%#^&^%**()*&(*^% %$*(&%*)($%^$@^*&%)%&^@%$#(&(^&*$#^(&)*^&!"
Tai64: "I love you all, but I love Sonic the most..and not the sexual love at that. I'm not gay like Mega Man."
Mega Man: "Hey!!!" Shoots and kills Tai64.
Tai64: Falls down dead.
Sonic: Gasp. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
All of that was just a dream..All of it..even me.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
The door knocks.
Sonic + Sally: "WHO IS IT?!"
Nemesis (behind the door): "Stars."
Sonic: Gasp. "Oh, %$@!!"
Nemesis: Breaks down the door and enters the bedroom. "Stars"
Sally: "You're afraid of this mother @#^%#$@&?"
Sonic: Runs out the window.
Sally: "I guess he is. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nemesis: "Stars" Takes off his mask revealing his true identity.Mario.
Mario: "It'sa me, Mario!"
Sally: "Holy %!#@."
Goku: Sneaks up behind Mario. "YOU LITTLE #^$#@!!!" Goes super saiyan and punches Mario out the window.
Mario: Flies out the window...really fast. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheehee!"
A few hours later.on Middle Earth.in the Shire.
Frodo Baggins: "Thank god we've taken care of that @%&$#^&^ ring."
Samwise Gamgee (Sam): "Yeah, or we'd be Sauron's little bitches."
Mario: Falling really fast, impacting not too far from their location.
Frodo + Sam: Runs towards the impact.
Mario: Faintly. "Woah."
Frodo: "Who the hell are you?!"
Marion Brandymore (Mary): "Don't you know an Italian plumber when you see one, Frodo?"
Peregrine Took (Pippen): "That's Mario, the universe's most famous Italian plumber. I have all of his games."
Frodo + Sam + Mary: "WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY YOU @%&*^#@% IDIOT!!!"
Pippen: "Oh yeah! I forgot, we're on Middle Earth, not regular Earth. Now who's up for second breakfast?"
Sonic: Runs in. "I am."
Goku: Instant transmits in. "Me too."
Tai64: Falls in. "So am I!"
Sonic: "Hey, didn't you die? Oh ^&@#$! I must be.
All of that was a dream......even me.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream.again."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
The door knocks.
Sonic + Sally: "WHO IS IT?!"
Vegeta: (Behind the door.) Impersonating the Red Power ranger.poorly. "It's the Power Rangers, and we're here to cancel your comic like we did you SatAM show!"
Sonic + Sally: "OH ^%&@!"
Vegeta: Breaks down the door, jumps on the bed and pretends to shoot them with his hands. "BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! HA! HA! HA!"
Goku: Sneaks up behind Vegeta. "YOU LITTLE @^%@#!" Goes super saiyan 3 and punches Vegeta out the window.
Vegeta: Flies out the window.really fast. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A few hours later.on Naboo.in the secret retreat.just outside Anakin's (and Padme's) bedroom.
C3PO: "No R2, you can't go in there when they're...doing it."
R2D2: Beeps a few beeps.
Translation: "Doing what?"
3PO: "MAKING LUKE SKYWALKER.AND PRINCESS LEIA OF COURSE!! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?! CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER EPISODES 4,5 AND 6?!"
R2: Raspberries.
Vegeta: Falls into the lake.
3PO: "What was that?"
R2: "Oowa oowa!" Whistle whistle whistle."
Translation: "Oh %!@$! It's a saiyan!"
Sonic: Runs in. "Hey! You'd two better get outta here fast! There's something wayyyyy more powerful than a jedi here!"
3PO: "Run from what?"
Vegeta: Soaking wet. "THERE YOU ARE!"
Sonic: Points to Vegeta. "Him."
Vegeta: Goes super saiyan, flies up and makes an energy ball. "Now sit back and watch my favorite move."
Anakin runs out of the bedroom in his boxer briefs with his lightsaber. Anakin turns on the saber.
Sonic + Anakin: "And what could that be?!"
Vegeta: "MY BIG BANG ATTACK!" Launches Big Bang.
Sonic: "OH ^%$!@!"
The big bang is about to hit. Sonic: "I GOTTA WAKE UP!"
All of that was a dream.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream.again.and again."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
Sonic: "No. I should see a psychiatrist."
Sally: "OK, dear."
They both fall asleep.
Tai64: "Now THIS is the end."
Goku: Sneaks up behind Tai64."NO!" Goes super saiyan 4 and punches Tai64 out the window. "THIS is the end!" Hold up a sign saying "The End."
Tai64: "Well I ran outta ideas to keep this going."
The Cast: "WHAT?"
Tai64: "But some of you will be in my next one.and they will be crossed over with DBZ. And those people will be..the people from.Sonic the Hedgehog."
Sonic: "Woohoo!"
Tails: "Woohoo!"
Knuckles: "Woohoo!"
Amy: "Yay, more room to be a slut! Woohoo!"
The rest of the cast: "$%!#%$@^^@#&^^#*@%$#@&$^*#*%^$*%%^@*&#%!$&*%&@$*&^&%$*%^^%&%#^&^%**()*&(*^% %$*(&%*)($%^$@^*&%)%&^@%$#(&(^&*$#^(&)*^&!"
Tai64: "I love you all, but I love Sonic the most..and not the sexual love at that. I'm not gay like Mega Man."
Mega Man: "Hey!!!" Shoots and kills Tai64.
Tai64: Falls down dead.
Sonic: Gasp. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
All of that was just a dream..All of it..even me.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
The door knocks.
Sonic + Sally: "WHO IS IT?!"
Nemesis (behind the door): "Stars."
Sonic: Gasp. "Oh, %$@!!"
Nemesis: Breaks down the door and enters the bedroom. "Stars"
Sally: "You're afraid of this mother @#^%#$@&?"
Sonic: Runs out the window.
Sally: "I guess he is. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Nemesis: "Stars" Takes off his mask revealing his true identity.Mario.
Mario: "It'sa me, Mario!"
Sally: "Holy %!#@."
Goku: Sneaks up behind Mario. "YOU LITTLE #^$#@!!!" Goes super saiyan and punches Mario out the window.
Mario: Flies out the window...really fast. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeheehee!"
A few hours later.on Middle Earth.in the Shire.
Frodo Baggins: "Thank god we've taken care of that @%&$#^&^ ring."
Samwise Gamgee (Sam): "Yeah, or we'd be Sauron's little bitches."
Mario: Falling really fast, impacting not too far from their location.
Frodo + Sam: Runs towards the impact.
Mario: Faintly. "Woah."
Frodo: "Who the hell are you?!"
Marion Brandymore (Mary): "Don't you know an Italian plumber when you see one, Frodo?"
Peregrine Took (Pippen): "That's Mario, the universe's most famous Italian plumber. I have all of his games."
Frodo + Sam + Mary: "WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY YOU @%&*^#@% IDIOT!!!"
Pippen: "Oh yeah! I forgot, we're on Middle Earth, not regular Earth. Now who's up for second breakfast?"
Sonic: Runs in. "I am."
Goku: Instant transmits in. "Me too."
Tai64: Falls in. "So am I!"
Sonic: "Hey, didn't you die? Oh ^&@#$! I must be.
All of that was a dream......even me.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream.again."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
The door knocks.
Sonic + Sally: "WHO IS IT?!"
Vegeta: (Behind the door.) Impersonating the Red Power ranger.poorly. "It's the Power Rangers, and we're here to cancel your comic like we did you SatAM show!"
Sonic + Sally: "OH ^%&@!"
Vegeta: Breaks down the door, jumps on the bed and pretends to shoot them with his hands. "BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! HA! HA! HA!"
Goku: Sneaks up behind Vegeta. "YOU LITTLE @^%@#!" Goes super saiyan 3 and punches Vegeta out the window.
Vegeta: Flies out the window.really fast. "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A few hours later.on Naboo.in the secret retreat.just outside Anakin's (and Padme's) bedroom.
C3PO: "No R2, you can't go in there when they're...doing it."
R2D2: Beeps a few beeps.
Translation: "Doing what?"
3PO: "MAKING LUKE SKYWALKER.AND PRINCESS LEIA OF COURSE!! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?! CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER EPISODES 4,5 AND 6?!"
R2: Raspberries.
Vegeta: Falls into the lake.
3PO: "What was that?"
R2: "Oowa oowa!" Whistle whistle whistle."
Translation: "Oh %!@$! It's a saiyan!"
Sonic: Runs in. "Hey! You'd two better get outta here fast! There's something wayyyyy more powerful than a jedi here!"
3PO: "Run from what?"
Vegeta: Soaking wet. "THERE YOU ARE!"
Sonic: Points to Vegeta. "Him."
Vegeta: Goes super saiyan, flies up and makes an energy ball. "Now sit back and watch my favorite move."
Anakin runs out of the bedroom in his boxer briefs with his lightsaber. Anakin turns on the saber.
Sonic + Anakin: "And what could that be?!"
Vegeta: "MY BIG BANG ATTACK!" Launches Big Bang.
Sonic: "OH ^%$!@!"
The big bang is about to hit. Sonic: "I GOTTA WAKE UP!"
All of that was a dream.
The camera cuts to Sonic's (and Princess Sally's) bed.
Sonic: Wakes up with a jerk. "AH!"
Sally: Moan. "Sonic? What is it?"
Sonic: "You won't believe this, but I had the most $#@^%ed up dream.again.and again."
Sally: Moan. "Tell me in the morning."
Sonic: "No. I should see a psychiatrist."
Sally: "OK, dear."
They both fall asleep.
Tai64: "Now THIS is the end."
Goku: Sneaks up behind Tai64."NO!" Goes super saiyan 4 and punches Tai64 out the window. "THIS is the end!" Hold up a sign saying "The End."