Cloud And Kirby's Excellent Adventure – Chapter X

The gate before the entrance of the parking garage was accompanied by a small gatehouse.  As the group approaches the gatehouse the gatekeeper leaned over. 

"HEY! I'm Billy Maze! Here to tell you about the new DING KING!" A middle aged man with a full brown beard screamed from the gatehouse. 

"With this product you'll never have to go get your car in the shop again! Just use DING KING!"

"That's great man, but we need to-" Cloud started.

"Buy DING KING!" Billy shouted.

"No, we need to get my car-" Cloud began again

"And it's only 12 easy payments of 111.11 dollars!" Billy continued.

"Our car is inside-"

"And it works great on all models!"

"Dude, calm down."

"AND WHEN YOU BUY THIS YOU GET A FREE BOTTLE!"

"Whoa…"

"A FREE BOTTLE!!!"

"Calm down man…"

"A FREE BOTTLE!!!!"

Billy Maze then proceeded to explode.

"YAAAAY!" Kirby gleefully shouts at the fireworks.

So the group ventured into the car garage. It's low lighting made the search difficult. After some searching the group hears the low rumble of a car. The headlights flooded the ramp, and the tires screech as it flies forward. The head of a moose appears in the drivers seat.

*Insert Moose Noise Here

The car slid to a stop and the moose leaned over to cloud. Just then cloud notices that the car the moose is driving…is in fact… his car.

"Hey! That's my car!" – Cloud shouted in anger.

Leone raised his shotgun to the windshield and yelled to the moose "Step away from the vehicle!"

"Don't shoot! You'll damage the car!" Cloud yelled.

"That moose is as loose as a goose!" Kirby exclaimed.

Just then the moose took off out the parking garage and disappeared around a corner.

"NOOO!!!" Cloud fell to his knees.

"Wait… isn't the car phone in there?" Kirby asked.

"…yes…it is…" Cloud noted.

"Call it." Leone suggested.

"Alright. Here goes… Hello?" cloud spoke into his cell phone.

"Yeah, you're the jerk who has my car! Now…why did you take it? … yeah… mhmm, you make a valid point…Can I have it back? What do you mean NO!? It's my car! Ahh fine, the warranty was almost out anyways. Well mister Moose, I'm going to steal YOUR car! Yea that's right… It's right here, the white sedan… Yup, here goes the window (cloud smashes in window) alright, I'm starting the engine. Good bye…Moose…"

Kirby and Leon get into new white sedan and the three start driving, in the direction the moose went.

"WEEE! A CAR CHASE! Is this gunna be like one of those Arnold Schwartzafatatoman movies?" Kirby asked wildly.

"No, we're just getting our car back from that blasted moose." Cloud explained.

The car skidded around the corner and into what seemed to be  a giant war zone from WWII. Bullets flying everywhere and mortars exploding on the streets. The car raced down the road and an explosion rocked the car. Up ahead they spotted their vehicle, and the moose  driving for his life. A hail of bullets swarmed into the sedan, but missing the passengers.

Kirby leaned out the window and yelled "Hey you! Stop that shooting please!"

A few of the soldiers looked to each other, then looked back at him. "It's a war… are we supposed to just stop shooting?"

"It'd be nice" Kirby replied.

"Alright, sounds fair enough." The other soldier replied, "Powell! Call a cease fire!"

And so the car chase continued, and they quickly caught up to the moose.  Spotting the car in a more decent light, Leon notices the brand.

"All this trouble for a 1986 Pinto! Hasn't that car been revoked due to fire safety hazards. Something about the gas tank being too far in the back, a dog runs into your bumper… boom! No more Pinto." Leone comments "The sedan we're driving now is about 30 times better then that Pinto."

"Shhh…" Cloud hushes Leon, "I'm not paying you for your opinions."

"AHAHA!" Kirby laughs as he disappears out of the window.

"KIRBY!" Cloud exclaims.

Kirby's head then appears in the windshield with an amazingly large smile.

"WEEE! IM ARNOLD SHWARTZENHIMER! OOOA AAA AIYEE!" Kirby leaps from the hood of the Sedan onto the back of the Pinto.

"OMG! HE'S FRIKEN NUTS!" Leon shouts from the side seat.

Landing safely on the roof Kirby draws out a mini-uzi and aims it at the car.

"KIRBY DON'T YOU EVEN.." BLAM BLAM BLAM!

"AHAHAHHA!" Kirby goes trigger happy in a bloodlust as he empty's round after round into the car, Cloud quickly slams the breaks on the Sedan.

"Remember what I JUST said about that gas tank?" Leon says pointing forward at the Pinto.

BOOM! The entire car goes up in smoke and Kirby launches back through the windshield of the Sedan. The smile on Kirby's face is unforgettable, and the moose is nowhere in sight.

"Oh man, that was fun!" Kirby shouted.

"…Our…car…you…just…" Cloud stuttered.

"Well… I'm outta here." Leone comments and leaves the scene.

Cloud just looks at the burnt and blackened puff as he dances on the hood of the Sedan waving his sub-machine gun in the air and thinks to himself… What a nice day it is.