*looks at all the reviews she got* *falls over, dies* *gets reincarnated* *falls over and dies again* This happens several more times until her chemical balance is restored.
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! I GOT *REVIEWS*!! SOMEBODY PINCH ME!! *gets pinched in a not-so-nice place by Miroku* NOT LIKE THAT!! *flames him into oblivion* Ahem...Anyways, I LOVE YOU ALL!! GROUP HUG!! *half of the people suffocate and die while the other half twitch in agony* *cough* Er...sorry. ^_^ Darn, now I gotta go and get more shots! *shudders* Well, since I am SO happy that I actually got reviews, I decided to lengthen my one-shot into a longer-shot! Torturing characters is so fun! Okay, I'm gonna make this a LITTLE more serious and give it a plot. *sweatdrop* Brat and Erica says that I should, and I promised that I'd be good for a week.....DARN MY STUPIDNESS!!
Disclaimer: *points at lawyers and says in a Fluffy-sama voice* You annoy me. Die.
Review Responses: I ACTUALLY HAVE REVIEWS TO RESPOND TO!!
Meow the chibi neko: MORE TORTURE! And update already! I WANNA SEE KOUGA DIE!!
battousai-heart: MENTION NOT THE EVIL BUNNIES!! *shivers* Evil....
Lasako: *sweatdrop* I choose to ignore that last part....
whisperingmoon: Rest?! ARE YOU INSANE?! *cackles* NEVER!! Oh, and I dun drink coffee! Although I DID eat a lot of candy! *thinks for a moment* Anyways, I'm ALWAYS this hyper!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Demon Ashika: ^_^ I like that word! But my fave saying is BURNBURN!!
nobody in particular: DUN CRY!! Crying is bad and evil!! *sweatdrop* I hate it when people cry...*rubs MAJOR headache she got from helping Brat and Erica baby-sit identical four-year-old triplets* Ow....stop playing the drums please....I still have nightmares of wailing kids....
Me!!: Superhero? AOL Man? *backs away quickly* EVIL!! *cough*
raine: *backs away even more quickly than she did with AOL Man* Dun come near me! *shudders* Er....if you review, just PLEASE dun say that mean nasty evil saying again! *twitch* I hate the L-word....
SenshiofSilence: ^_^ More funniness to come! Er...I think. Most likely. And I MIGHT write more chapters if all these reviews keep up!! *points to the FIFTEEN reviews she got* LOOKY!! I GOT REVIEWS!! *gets stars in eyes* I'm so happy!
Sakura-chan88: Hope you have better days! Of course, we ALL start out with bad days, having to get up outrageously early and learn stupid stuff every week day.....
Sailor Saturn: *cackles* You have given me the perfect idea! I'm working at the library too, cause, uh.....um.....Brat won't let me near the computer.....Funny thing is, they're all looking at me weirdly too....STOP STARING AT ME!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN A CRAZED PIROMANIAC BEFORE?! *cough* Oh, and Trunks, YOU ARE MY HERO!! THANK YOU!! *gets more shiny little stars in her eyes* We homicidal people have to stick together! *thinks for a moment* HEY!! That's a good idea! Killing them all...hmmm....*all the people look VERY frightened at her thinking out loud, and run out of there* Or that could work.....
boo: Odd's my middle name. Okay, so not really, but....well, I wish it was my middle name....My real middle name's *shudders* Lynn......The most un-odd name there is...
esteebee: Thank you! I AM brilliant! And smart too!
Saiyan_Blur: Wow! You act just like me in a review! NEAT!!
SUGER-HIGH-YUKAI-GIRL: Of COURSE I'll sign it! *looks around* But where is it?! Ah, I'll find it later! Anyways, ^_^, er....I dun have anything else to say! Darn! Oh, and in my review, the language I was speaking was backwards! Brilliant, ne? *snickers* Erica and Brat still haven't figured it out, and they never will! MUAHAHAHA!! I guess that Ashi-chan and Cloud-chan will just have to be locked up in my lair forever playing dominoes!! BWAHAHAHA!!
*in the lair*
Cloud: Just one more and we'll have the perfect set-up!
Ashi: Careful, careful......
Cloud: *stands the domino carefully up at the end of the line* AHA!! *his outburst causes the domino to tip precariously on its edge*
Ashi: NONONONONONONO!! STAY~! DUN FALL!! *the domino falls over and causes a chain reaction with all the other hundreds of dominos*
Cloud: *&^##$!!
Ashi: So....shall we start again?
Oh, and I heard the FUNNIEST saying the other day, and thought that I should share it with all of you! *showers them all with burning confetti* Whoops, hehe. Forgot that a lot of people dun like flames. Ehehe....
"There is no such thing as men. There are only young boys, pre-adolescent boys, teenage boys, middle aged boys, and old boys."
Inuyasha Meets the Easter Bunny (A Product of an Insane, but Brilliant Mind)
Chapter 2: Mother's Day and Kouga Bashing! Kinda.....
Ever since the Easter incident, things had gone along rather smoothly. Shippo was somehow brought back to life again, and things couldn't be more perfect. Well, since this authoress dun like sanity, we'll just throw that whole idea out the window. *chucks the perfectness out of her three story window* Back to the story!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Came a scream from nearby, catching the attention of the Inu-tachi.
"What was that?!" exclaimed Kagome.
"It sounded like Inuyasha," Miroku pointed out gesturing in the direction of the scream.
"We should go help him!" shouted Sango as she ran past Miroku. "*twitch*" She turned back to the lecherous monk whose hand was currently on her bottom.
WHAM!!!
The lecher was laid out to the ground by Sango who was screaming furiously at him, whacking him with her Hiraikotsu every syllable.
"NEVER! *whack* TOUCH! *bam* ME! *thud* THERE! *wham* AGAIN!! *slam*"
"Let's get going already!" yelled Kagome, pushing past the two 'lovebirds'.
"HEY! Wait up!" whined Shippo as he hurried to catch up with them.
Running speedily, they soon heard another scream.
"That was Kouga!" Kagome exclaimed; they ran faster.
As soon as they entered the clearing, it was apparent that something was VERY wrong. Two women, one old and one younger, had latched themselves onto both Kouga and Inuyasha, who were desperately trying to free themselves and run away.
"AHHHHHHH!!" screamed Inuyasha again.
Everyone who didn't know what was going on just sweatdropped.
"Er, Inuyasha, Kouga, who are these women?" asked Kagome, trying not to laugh at the outrageous looks on the two boys' faces, and failing miserably.
"Kagome! HELP!!" begged Kouga, "Get them off!"
"Now, now, Kouga darling, is that anyway to speak about your own mother?"
(A/N: *sweatdrop* Honestly, I dun even know if Kouga HAS a mother! But he does in my story!)
"Your.....MOTHER?!" exclaimed Kagome.
"Yep."
"LEMME GO!!" this shout came from Inuyasha.
"And who are YOU?" queried Kagome to the old woman who had firmly latched herself onto Inu's ears.
"Why young lady, I am this young sprout's grandmother, Inara."
"And I'm Nairobi," said Kouga's mom.
"Er, I hope you don't mind my asking, but what are you doing here?" questioned Miroku.
"Why, we're here to spend Mother's Day with our two favorite young men!" answered Inara.
"It's been AGES since we last saw them," doubled Nairobi.
"About sixty-five years," agreed Inara.
"Wait a minute, you two KNOW each other?" asked Sango.
"Why, yes, we do, in fact, we have tea together every other Friday," said Inara happily, "But we have never gotten the chance to introduce our two boys to each other."
Everyone just looked at the two women blankly.
"Er, I think that they've already met," said Kagome cautiously.
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE HAVE!! NOW LET ME GO!!" screamed Inuyasha.
Inara gasped, "Inu-chan! You bad boy! That is no way to talk around a young lady like her!" She gave an extra hard tug to his ears, "AND me! Now, say you're sorry, or else I'll just have to tell them about Fluffykins!"
Inuyasha paled at this, "NO!!" He looked down in defeat and mumbled something.
"What was that? I can't hear you!" sang Inara.
"Fine then! I'm.....I'm sorry for saying that Kagome, and Grandma!"
"That's better!"
"By the way, who are these nice young people?" asked Inara again.
Once everyone was introduced, the two women instantly put Kagome on the spot.
"So YOU'RE the one my Kouga's been talking about!" chattered Nairobi, "Such a pleasure to meet you!"
"Wait a minute, I thought that you hadn't seen Kouga for sixty-five years!" exclaimed Kagome.
"I heard it from one of his pack members!" she answered.
Kouga
looked dumbfounded at this, "YOU'VE BEEN SPYING ON ME?!"
"Not spying dear, just
checking up on," explained Nairobi
smoothly.
"..."
"Oh come now! Don't be this way! Remember, it's Mother's Day! You get to spend a whole day with me!"
"Doing what?" asked Kouga. But to the boys' horror, both of the women answered.
"SHOPPING!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" they wailed in fright.
Everyone broke into hysterical laughter at this. Shippo just giggled cutely. But his cuteness attracted both of the women to him like bees to honey.
"Oh! And who is this adorable little munchkin?!" asked Nairobi as she picked him up and hugged him.
"That's Shippo," Kagome explained, "Inuyasha and I found him and saved him from the Thunder Bothers, and then took him in after I found out that his parents had been killed."
"Oh," cooed Inara in sympathy, "You poor dear!" She took him from Nairobi fiddled with his little paws. "How cute you are!" She turned her attention back to Kagome. "So you are like his surrogate mother?"
Kagome looked abashed and uncomfortable at this. "Er, yeah, I guess."
"So that makes him Inuyasha's son! And therefore, he's my great-grandson! I'm so happy! I thought I'd never see the day I would have a great-grandson, what with Inu-chan's horrible record with women!"
"Wait a minute, how does that make Shippo INUYASHA'S son?"
"Why, you're my Inu-chan's mate, aren't you?"
Kagome blushed profusely at this and stuttered uncontrollably. "Well, I, uh, er....." Then she noticed something that made her forget her embarrassment, "AND WHERE ARE YOU TWO GOING?!" She pointed a finger at the two boys who were trying to sneak away unnoticed.
"Uh, we were, um...." Inuyasha muttered, trying to come up with a good excuse.
"We were going to look for strawberries!" Kouga improvised. Everyone just stared at him in disbelief of his lame excuse.
"Stupid..." mumbled Inuyasha.
Both boys were soon forgotten as a fight broke out between the two women.
"HE'S MINE!!" shouted Inara as she tugged on Shippo.
"NO, HE'S MINE!!" yelled Nairobi as she pulled Shippo over to her.
Both women pulled so hard that Shippo was ripped in two like a teddy-bear.
"Oh well..." they both mumbled and turned their attention back to the two boys.
"LET'S GO SHOPPING!!" They grabbed Inuyasha and Kouga and dragged them off, "We'll see you in six hours!" Both boys' faces paled considerably at this. Their screams could still be heard after they had long since disappeared.
"Well, who wants to play goh?" suggested Miroku.
"SHIPPO!!" wailed Kagome. She sniffed. "He's gone..." All of a sudden, Shippo came back to life.
"Ow! That hurt!"
"SHIPPO!!" she hugged him for dear life, causing him to suffocate and die again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"I'll take up your challenge," answered Sango as she and Miroku both left the clearing with Kirara. A loud bang was heard and the shout of "HENTAI!!" echoed throughout the forest.
"Oh well, off to go get in trouble and have Inuyasha save me!" said Kagome happily as she skipped off.
Shippo came back to life again. "Why does this keep happening to ME?!" he cried. His loud yell caused a tree branch to break off and fall on him, thus killing him yet again.
Poor boys. They never get a break, do they?
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BWAHAHAHA!! You know which button I like most, don't you? WELL, push it already! And, as before, all flames will go straight to SANTA!! MUAHAHHA!! You wouldn't want to ruin Christmas, would you?