black_adonis: So, how waz the previous chap? Good? No? Ne wayz, this
chappie is where another of my friends come in. As reluctant as he(yes,it's
a HE, what about it?)is, he still lets me put him my fic(that's so nice of
him!^.^) also, there will be a rich bastard in my class here, in this
chapter. He will be on-screen/on-page for about 8 or 10 seconds max. PS the
shorter he is on the page, the better. he disgraces the human race. He
bribes people, is a playboy(an extreme one, 4 being 12), and he drinks a
lot(1-2 bottles of alchohol is quite enough).Plus, he treats girls like
playtoys, so isn't it for the safety of all readers to mention him as less
as possible?
Marik: There's actually a rich bastard in your class?
black_adonis: Yes.
Marik: Is he really rich?
black_adonis: What do you think? He's a money bag!
Marik: k, then *phones Bakura(yami)* Yo, man, wanna' rob sum rich bastard tonite?
Bakura(talking in phone): Sure,y not? I kick the guy's butt, u take the loot, and w'll split 50/50.
Marik: Fine with me, but let me ask first.Yo! black_adonis! Can I rob that rich bastard?
black_adonis: Go ahead.
Marik: Yay!
black_adonis: Seto, Serenity, do the disclaimer for me, please.
Seto and Serenity: black_adonis doesn't own Yugioh or any of its characters.* goes bak to smooching*
black_adonis: okies.. on with the story.Once again,review:"c" stands for chibi. any character with"C" in front of name is chibi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
In one street corner of Chibiland...
CPlaya: Ahhhhhhh! Anime crap all over the place!*takes out 3000 tonned sniper gun* Me ish want to kick sumone's ass!*fatass pops up(target 01)* CPlaya:DIE!!!!*shoots, target incinerated* Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (black_adonis: sry, my friend doesn't like anime, except 4 dbz) CHeero:Ish me turn to shoot.*Cjackie(rich bastard,target02) pops up* CHeero: YAY!*KABOOM* *Jackie turns into a pile of ash, which is spread all over in the wind* SCREEN: PERFECT HEADSHOT! 1000PTS!(ppl who play halflife or cs might kno wat dis is) CSeto: Citizens of Chibiland... CSSS: Stupid wich bastard, on big 100inchx100inch TV screen! CSeto: I now report to you the most stunning evening news: It seems like there is a virus here,this "pathetic" yet deadly virus spreads through air,a nd droplets. Two citizens have already been infected.*screen shows CPlaya and CHeero* CPlaya+CHeero:DIE!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!*rapid fires* CSeto:Once infected, it will cause the person to be extremely bastardic and idiotic. Now..*a guy comes and hands seto a note* These people are extremely normal...-_-...okay, now back to the virus. This virus has been confirmed: It is called "Ugly ass Jackie",or in scientific name,"ugliest asses Jackieis". To prevent spreading or catching of virus, please wear an oxygen mask at all times.Everyone who catches this virus will also see this idiots face, and henceforth be reduced to ashes due to the ugliness of Jackie.*screen shows Jackie's face:*
Every citizen:*panic* *horror* *sceaming* *screen shows Jackie's graveyard* Tombstone:In forgetfulness of J*****(sensored as so not to cause panic) Li, Ungrateful son,squanderer, and the fellow being of dogs...D.N.R.I.P( do not rest in peace)* Citizens:YAY!!!
CSerenity:*watches screen* Go, seto-sweet! You tell them! CSeto: And for the last announcement of the day....I would like to declare my love for the sweet and charming Serenity Wheeler,and, as a warning for all you worms who are drooling over her.....ALL YOU DROOLING ASSES CAN SCREW OFF!! SHE'S MINE,AND MINE ALONE!!! CJoey: WHAT!?? Kaiba, you lying,stupid,rotten,rich bastard! Hands offa' my sis. I'll butcher you alive if youlay even one fingernail on her!!!*very loud* CSeto: Careful of what you say,mutt-boy! You're in no position to talk! Remember, Serenity may be your sister, but your mother owns her. She already gave us her consent, we're allowed to date! CTristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPegasus:*appears on screen* Oh,hello, Kaiba boy.What a nice surprise to see you. Hello, citizens of Chibiland, it is I, yopur adorable duelist kingdom host! What? No applause? No welcomes? Oh dear me. What shall we do about it?
Citizens: *all paralyzed, even food dat has been tossed in horror are frozen in mid-air*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ black_adonis: What will happen next? Would it continue on, or be interrupted by commercials? Wanna' find out? Then stick around for the next chap!
Marik: WAHHHHHH!!!!! The cast cleaned me out after i robbed that bastard and treated them to dinner with the stolen loot!!
PS: If anyone wants to be in Chibiland, tell. I'll arrange you in somehow.
Marik: There's actually a rich bastard in your class?
black_adonis: Yes.
Marik: Is he really rich?
black_adonis: What do you think? He's a money bag!
Marik: k, then *phones Bakura(yami)* Yo, man, wanna' rob sum rich bastard tonite?
Bakura(talking in phone): Sure,y not? I kick the guy's butt, u take the loot, and w'll split 50/50.
Marik: Fine with me, but let me ask first.Yo! black_adonis! Can I rob that rich bastard?
black_adonis: Go ahead.
Marik: Yay!
black_adonis: Seto, Serenity, do the disclaimer for me, please.
Seto and Serenity: black_adonis doesn't own Yugioh or any of its characters.* goes bak to smooching*
black_adonis: okies.. on with the story.Once again,review:"c" stands for chibi. any character with"C" in front of name is chibi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
In one street corner of Chibiland...
CPlaya: Ahhhhhhh! Anime crap all over the place!*takes out 3000 tonned sniper gun* Me ish want to kick sumone's ass!*fatass pops up(target 01)* CPlaya:DIE!!!!*shoots, target incinerated* Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (black_adonis: sry, my friend doesn't like anime, except 4 dbz) CHeero:Ish me turn to shoot.*Cjackie(rich bastard,target02) pops up* CHeero: YAY!*KABOOM* *Jackie turns into a pile of ash, which is spread all over in the wind* SCREEN: PERFECT HEADSHOT! 1000PTS!(ppl who play halflife or cs might kno wat dis is) CSeto: Citizens of Chibiland... CSSS: Stupid wich bastard, on big 100inchx100inch TV screen! CSeto: I now report to you the most stunning evening news: It seems like there is a virus here,this "pathetic" yet deadly virus spreads through air,a nd droplets. Two citizens have already been infected.*screen shows CPlaya and CHeero* CPlaya+CHeero:DIE!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!*rapid fires* CSeto:Once infected, it will cause the person to be extremely bastardic and idiotic. Now..*a guy comes and hands seto a note* These people are extremely normal...-_-...okay, now back to the virus. This virus has been confirmed: It is called "Ugly ass Jackie",or in scientific name,"ugliest asses Jackieis". To prevent spreading or catching of virus, please wear an oxygen mask at all times.Everyone who catches this virus will also see this idiots face, and henceforth be reduced to ashes due to the ugliness of Jackie.*screen shows Jackie's face:*
Every citizen:*panic* *horror* *sceaming* *screen shows Jackie's graveyard* Tombstone:In forgetfulness of J*****(sensored as so not to cause panic) Li, Ungrateful son,squanderer, and the fellow being of dogs...D.N.R.I.P( do not rest in peace)* Citizens:YAY!!!
CSerenity:*watches screen* Go, seto-sweet! You tell them! CSeto: And for the last announcement of the day....I would like to declare my love for the sweet and charming Serenity Wheeler,and, as a warning for all you worms who are drooling over her.....ALL YOU DROOLING ASSES CAN SCREW OFF!! SHE'S MINE,AND MINE ALONE!!! CJoey: WHAT!?? Kaiba, you lying,stupid,rotten,rich bastard! Hands offa' my sis. I'll butcher you alive if youlay even one fingernail on her!!!*very loud* CSeto: Careful of what you say,mutt-boy! You're in no position to talk! Remember, Serenity may be your sister, but your mother owns her. She already gave us her consent, we're allowed to date! CTristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CPegasus:*appears on screen* Oh,hello, Kaiba boy.What a nice surprise to see you. Hello, citizens of Chibiland, it is I, yopur adorable duelist kingdom host! What? No applause? No welcomes? Oh dear me. What shall we do about it?
Citizens: *all paralyzed, even food dat has been tossed in horror are frozen in mid-air*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ black_adonis: What will happen next? Would it continue on, or be interrupted by commercials? Wanna' find out? Then stick around for the next chap!
Marik: WAHHHHHH!!!!! The cast cleaned me out after i robbed that bastard and treated them to dinner with the stolen loot!!
PS: If anyone wants to be in Chibiland, tell. I'll arrange you in somehow.