black_adonis:People!! Do so have enough sense as to review after you have read the fic!!!! How do you like it when you're a newbie, and even after posting for like, 5 weeks, still, no one reviews or comments about your fic!! Geez, typing a few words ain't that hard, you know. Yami and his lil' aibou(Yugi): *hyper,sugar high* Yeah!! And pretending to be bishounen ain't that hard either!! *starts doing gay gestures* Marik: easy for you to say, it's not hard because you two really ARE bishounens, you two get delighted everytime an authoress writes some lemon going on between you two! So much for the ancient Egyptian rules that say a Pharoah cannot love anyone that is not of royal descent, and look at the famous King Yami! What's he doing,eh?*points to Yami, who is curently doing what couples do(with Yugi) (Don't get me wrong, it's not lemon, so all of you lemon freaks out there, don't you dare imagine anything wrong between the two) black_adonis:*A-hem* Marik... you done yet? Marik: errr....yeah... black_adonis: Then do the disclaimer for Ra's sake!!!!* whips out a sea- blue katana* Marik: Eep! black_adonis does not own yugioh or its characters.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Viv: We now interrupt the program for some commercial time. CSeto:The Kaiba Corp and Industrial IlusionsInc. are proud to present...the Anti Gayness Device, a device which protects you from the sinister gayasses of Chibiland. Comes with a built-in alarm system! Also included:An auto help-dialer, all you have to do is oungh in a person's name, and everytime you need help, just say the person's name, it auto dials their cell number. Plus, it's pocket-sized and comes in four different colours. Custom patterns and colours also available.$200.99 each, plus tax. To order, call 1-800-NOGAY. CMokuba: The Kaiba Corp and the Industrial Illusions Inc. are holding up a special deal! For the first 250 customers gets a free 1 year internet access installed onto their Anti Gayness Device,and yes, you can install internet access programs onto the Anti Gayness Device. It can also play DVD and MP3, as long as you've installed the program on, that is.Anyways, this offer only lasts until the first 150 customers have been received, so hurry to order.!

Viv: Need some time to relax? But can't find the right place? Then it's time for a visit to Sentimental Gardens Anime Inn. A delightful place for all anime characters and anime fans. Complete with a jacuzzi in every room, domed ceiling, with a 10m x 10m swimming pool facility behind the lobby, and a nice, carribean-like beach at the back of the hotel. Also looking for souveneirs to preserve your memories at the inn? Then visit Celestial Sentiments, a shop that sells various anime items, and at reasonable bargain prices,too. PS: Help wanted at the Celestial Sentiments, part time job, 1000 yens per hour, 4 hour shift.

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Viv: Thank you. Now back to our feature presentation.

Chibiland:*everyone paralyzed,even the food*

CSeto:/Get this freak away from me!/

Peggy(pegasus): Oh? Still no applause? Oh... what ever shall we do?

CSeto: *Sets off Anti-Gayness Device* BEEP! BEEP!

Peggy: EEp! The police!!1*scoots off*

CSeto: Okay, people. End of announcement.*screen goes blank* *everyone goes back to doing their stuff*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ black_adonis: So.... like it? no? READ AND REVIEW!!! Oh, and if anyone wants to be included in Chibiland, tell me. Again, I stand by what I say: There's no guarantees, but I'll arrange you in somehow.

Marik:*doing some bishounen stuff with Malik( don't get me wrong, it ain't lemon, they're just doing bishie stuff, dat's all)*