Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob/ work for spongebob/ etc........just a
fanfic..
Chapter 1
One day at the Krusty Krabs, Mr. Krabs sat at his desk. He was very depressed. Spongebob walked in happy as usual. "Mr. Krabs, can I have my check?" Mr. Krabs lifted his head off the desk. Suddenly, he became very angry. "Didn't we agree that you would be my slave for one year?" "Uh, yes, Mr. Krabs" "Then, boy, go home, come back in the mornin'". "Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!" Spongebob left, whistling. Arg, thought Mr. Krabs, he's so young, he doesn't even know the meaning of Slave Labor!
Mr Krabs went home around midnight. He sat in his favorite chair and began dwelling. He decided to take a bath, and go to sleep.
The next day was Sunday, and according to the Squarepants-Krabs Treaty, Spongebob had to work alone the whole day. Mr. Krabs ate his breakfast and decided that he would take Pearl shopping. They went to the most fashionable places: The 25 Cent store, Goodtimes, and Povert(e.
"Daddy, I hate this store, all my friends go to 'The Strange Company' and 'Funz'. Take me there!" "But Pearl, it's too expens-" "Waa!!!" Pearl began jumping and moaning, and screaming, and she even starting gagging herself. "Fine, Pearl! We'll go to the finest store, in the sea."
They went to Funz. All the clothes there were for women. Oddly enough, Mr. Krabs felt right at home. "You know Pearl, I think I'll just try on some clothes here." Pearl stared at her father. "Uh, okay daddy." She got a dress and went to the fitting room. Mr Krabs walked around the store. "MOTHER OF PEARL!! $7.50 FOR A PAIR OF THESE SHOES!!!?" He walked to the lingerie section, and looked at the bras. He took one from the rack. "I think I'll try this on right here!" He unbuttoned his shirt and put on the bra. "Wow, I look really sexy. Sexy, sexy!" He began singing "Sexy" to himself. A child and his mother walked by. "Mommy, what is that man doing?" "I don't know son, I'm scared." Mr Krabs put his shirt back on. "Wow, I need to buy all these clothes! I feel at one with myself!"
Chapter 1
One day at the Krusty Krabs, Mr. Krabs sat at his desk. He was very depressed. Spongebob walked in happy as usual. "Mr. Krabs, can I have my check?" Mr. Krabs lifted his head off the desk. Suddenly, he became very angry. "Didn't we agree that you would be my slave for one year?" "Uh, yes, Mr. Krabs" "Then, boy, go home, come back in the mornin'". "Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!" Spongebob left, whistling. Arg, thought Mr. Krabs, he's so young, he doesn't even know the meaning of Slave Labor!
Mr Krabs went home around midnight. He sat in his favorite chair and began dwelling. He decided to take a bath, and go to sleep.
The next day was Sunday, and according to the Squarepants-Krabs Treaty, Spongebob had to work alone the whole day. Mr. Krabs ate his breakfast and decided that he would take Pearl shopping. They went to the most fashionable places: The 25 Cent store, Goodtimes, and Povert(e.
"Daddy, I hate this store, all my friends go to 'The Strange Company' and 'Funz'. Take me there!" "But Pearl, it's too expens-" "Waa!!!" Pearl began jumping and moaning, and screaming, and she even starting gagging herself. "Fine, Pearl! We'll go to the finest store, in the sea."
They went to Funz. All the clothes there were for women. Oddly enough, Mr. Krabs felt right at home. "You know Pearl, I think I'll just try on some clothes here." Pearl stared at her father. "Uh, okay daddy." She got a dress and went to the fitting room. Mr Krabs walked around the store. "MOTHER OF PEARL!! $7.50 FOR A PAIR OF THESE SHOES!!!?" He walked to the lingerie section, and looked at the bras. He took one from the rack. "I think I'll try this on right here!" He unbuttoned his shirt and put on the bra. "Wow, I look really sexy. Sexy, sexy!" He began singing "Sexy" to himself. A child and his mother walked by. "Mommy, what is that man doing?" "I don't know son, I'm scared." Mr Krabs put his shirt back on. "Wow, I need to buy all these clothes! I feel at one with myself!"