Chapter 2
The next day, Mr. Krabs came to work late because he had trouble walking with his 10 inch high heel shoes. Spongebob opened the door. "Why hello..MR KRABS!?" he yelled. The whole restaurant stopped breathing. Everyone stared. He was wearing red high heels shoes, a sparkling red dress, and a brunette wig. Spongebob passed out
"Good morning Krusty Krew," said Mr. Krabs in a high voice, "and good morning to you, BIG NOSE." He said to Squidward as he was going to his office. Squidward picked up the phone. "Yes, Dr. Finza? Yes, this is Squidward. It's kind of an emergency. I think I'm going to need more therapy."
Spongebob woke up. "What was that?" He walked to Mr. Krabs office. Knock. Knock. "Come in." said Mr. Krabs. Spongebob's nose popped in, then the rest of his body. "Yes, boy?" asked Mr. Krabs. "Well, uh. you see sir, uh, yeah" "Out with it BOY!" "MR KRABS DID YOU PUT ON PEARL'S CLOTHES?" Spongebob yelled. Mr. Krabs's eyes started twitching. Spongebob covered his mouth. "Well, boy, if you MUST know. I-I-I. I'm really a hermaphrodite!" Spongebob almost passed out again, but managed to get to a chair. "Yes, It's true! All this estrogen has been pouring in me lately and I've been acting weird. But this dress made me feel much better! Please boy, don't go tellin' people about my condition." Spongebob sat there confused. "So basically, that means you fucked yourself and somehow a whale came out of you?" "No! I adopted her!" he yelled. "Allright, Mr./Mrs. Krabs, I won't tell anyone, but are you sure you don't want any help?" "From who?"
"PATRICK! PATRICK!" They both ran to Patrick's house. Patrick was standing in front of his rock, staring at the sky. "Patrick, you need to help Mr. Krabs!" "Why?" asked Patrick, angry because the sky wouldn't fall. "Because he's a hermaphrodite!" Spongebob whispered in his ear. "What? I can't hear you." Patrick doesn't have ears. "Oh silly me. HE'S A HERMAPHRODITE!" yelled Spongebob. Mr. Krabs turned red. His feet were killing him. "Oh, is that all?" asked Patrick. "Well, I know someone who can help you." "No! I like the way I am!" yelled Mr. Krabs, "Everyone'll have to get used to me being a cross dresser. If they don't, I'll commit crimes!!! THEN THEY'LL ALL PAY! ALL OF THEM WILL DIE! DIE!!!" Foam began coming out of his mouth..
The next day, Mr. Krabs came to work late because he had trouble walking with his 10 inch high heel shoes. Spongebob opened the door. "Why hello..MR KRABS!?" he yelled. The whole restaurant stopped breathing. Everyone stared. He was wearing red high heels shoes, a sparkling red dress, and a brunette wig. Spongebob passed out
"Good morning Krusty Krew," said Mr. Krabs in a high voice, "and good morning to you, BIG NOSE." He said to Squidward as he was going to his office. Squidward picked up the phone. "Yes, Dr. Finza? Yes, this is Squidward. It's kind of an emergency. I think I'm going to need more therapy."
Spongebob woke up. "What was that?" He walked to Mr. Krabs office. Knock. Knock. "Come in." said Mr. Krabs. Spongebob's nose popped in, then the rest of his body. "Yes, boy?" asked Mr. Krabs. "Well, uh. you see sir, uh, yeah" "Out with it BOY!" "MR KRABS DID YOU PUT ON PEARL'S CLOTHES?" Spongebob yelled. Mr. Krabs's eyes started twitching. Spongebob covered his mouth. "Well, boy, if you MUST know. I-I-I. I'm really a hermaphrodite!" Spongebob almost passed out again, but managed to get to a chair. "Yes, It's true! All this estrogen has been pouring in me lately and I've been acting weird. But this dress made me feel much better! Please boy, don't go tellin' people about my condition." Spongebob sat there confused. "So basically, that means you fucked yourself and somehow a whale came out of you?" "No! I adopted her!" he yelled. "Allright, Mr./Mrs. Krabs, I won't tell anyone, but are you sure you don't want any help?" "From who?"
"PATRICK! PATRICK!" They both ran to Patrick's house. Patrick was standing in front of his rock, staring at the sky. "Patrick, you need to help Mr. Krabs!" "Why?" asked Patrick, angry because the sky wouldn't fall. "Because he's a hermaphrodite!" Spongebob whispered in his ear. "What? I can't hear you." Patrick doesn't have ears. "Oh silly me. HE'S A HERMAPHRODITE!" yelled Spongebob. Mr. Krabs turned red. His feet were killing him. "Oh, is that all?" asked Patrick. "Well, I know someone who can help you." "No! I like the way I am!" yelled Mr. Krabs, "Everyone'll have to get used to me being a cross dresser. If they don't, I'll commit crimes!!! THEN THEY'LL ALL PAY! ALL OF THEM WILL DIE! DIE!!!" Foam began coming out of his mouth..