Transformers The Movie: Bloopers
Hey guys, this is my first fanfic so please don't flame me! If you have some ideas for the story let me know either through reviews or e-mail-Redluck86@aol.com
I'd be glad to just chat as well. Well now that we have gotten through all of that lets get on to the story, oh yea, please review. The story is a mixture of what everyones doing off stage and bloopers.
Disclaimer: I do not own anybody or thing except for the director and the camera guy, and the Asst. manager. So please don't sue me.
Now on to the story
Megatron: Are you sure that this the right place Starscream?
Starscream: Yes, do you not see the sign that says- Rhino Studios?! Damn learn to read
Rumble: Starscreams is not really a morning person is he?
Soundwave: Well, it is 6:29, Isn't that kinda early to start filming for a movie?
Voice: No Kidding.
The Decpticons turned around to see a human with a key, As he started to unlock the studio doors he turned and frowned at the small group of "cons". But before he could say anything Megatron decided to speak.
Megatron: I think its safe to say that you are either the janitor or the director.
Director: I'm the director. Please tell me that the rest of you guys are hiding somewhere.
Starscream: Why in the hell would any of us be hiding!
Director: Damn, so much for getting an early start on this movie. Hey megatron, any chance of starscream getting in a good mood anytime soon?
Megatron: That's asking a lot considering how early we had to get up.
Director: Damn.oh well, lets get on into the studio and get all settled in.
When everyone was inside the director went into his office and put up his keys. He made sure the scripts were still locked up. While he was doing that some of the auto bots were heading.
Skyfire: Hey guys, whats going on?
Starscream: Nothing much, Just standing here and starting to wake up.
Skyfire: Yea, no kidding, I just flew in from Romania, I was doing some crystal experiments. You know the type that I'm talking about?
Starscream: You mean the ones we worked on together on cybertron? Yea, I remember those, They were pretty fun to work on, I think that Optumis would agree.
While Starscream and Skyfire were happily talking about some weird science experiments the director had walked back out of his office and stood by Megatron.
Megatron: Well….it looks like Starscream has made me eat my words. Damit, I hate it when he does that!
The director looked over at the two bots still happily talking and smiled.
Director: Hey look on the bright side, at least he is in a better mood.
All Megatron did was mumble something that no one could hear and stock off toward the front where Soundwave and Shockwave was talking. Meanwhile some more Autobots and Decpticons were coming in, including Optumis Prime and Ultra Magnus. Ultra Magnus looked Kinda cranky and was letting Prime have it.
Ultra Magnus: Explained to me again why in the hell we agreed to do this?! Its too damn early to be acting or anything else!
Optimus Prime: well, aint we the being a morning person today! Just calm down Magnus, we should be starting soon.
Optumis was trying to keep Magnus calm and try to keep his own moods. Well, Ultra Magnus decided that he was not going to let that little task happen. Magnus looked around and his optuis settled in on Skyfire and Starscream( whom were STILL talking).
Magnus: Hey Optumis( evil smile) is that Skyfire and Starscream over there? I bet they would like to know why you ran away so fast in the middle of their crystal experiments after you had agreed to help them.
Prime: Oh shit! Time for me to run like hell!
After saying that little comment he ran over to the other side of the studio, he had almost ran over the director in his haste.
Director: What in the hell was that all about!
When he looked back to see Magnus laughing his head off and Starscream and Skyfire with confused looks on their faces he decided not to ask. In the middle of all that Skywarp and Prowl had walked into the studio.
Skywarp: Have you listened to the Eminim's new (so sue me! I can't spell his name!) Cd yet?
Prowl: No, I bought it
yesterday but I had patrol duty all day.
Skywarp: Ouch. Tough break.
Prowl: Thanks, well I'm going to see what damage Ultra Magnus ahs done so far, I don't like that smile on his face.
Skywarp: Ok, I'm going to go talk to Thundercraker over there.
Prowl nodded as he made his way over to Ultra Magnus, who was still smiling over his evil stunt.
Prowl: All right Magnus, what have you done now?
Magnus: Nothing, just brought up some memories of Cybertron with Optumis .
Prowl: Oh really? What kinda of memories?
Magnus:oh, just some memories when Optumis lended a hand in the field of science.
Prowl: Right….. Hey is that Jazz? He's been in New York for a while.
Indeed Prowl was right, Jazz had just walked in, and he seemed to be in a half-decent mood as well! Jazz walked up to Prowl and Magnus.
Prowl and Magnus: Hi ya Jazz!
Jazz: hey guys, whats been going on so far around here? I would have been gotten here faster but the traffic held me back. Damn New York traffic!
Prowl: Nothing is going on here so don't worry about coming here a little bit late, the only thing that has happened so far is that Magnus is torturing Optumis again.
Magnus: well, I had to have something to do in this place!
Prowl: whatever! So hows New York been treating you Jazz?
Jazz: Its been all right so far, real interesting place to learn about humans. I have gotten to hear some real good music recently.
Magnus: thats pretty cool, speaking of people, is that the director heading over here?
Prowl: It looks like it.
Director: look I need I need to ask a very HUGE favor of you Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus:ummm, okay.
Director: I need you to refine from torturing Whelle or Blur. Okay? It would make mine and the staff's lives a little more pleasant while we work on this film.
Magnus: AWWW! But you don't know how much fun it is to make their lives a living hell!
Director: Please! I would really like to get through this as easily as possible.
Magnus: well… all right then.
Director: Thank you, I think every one is here except those 2.
Jazz: I don't wanna butt in or anything but should one of your camera guys be hanging by his foot from one of the roof's camera wires?
Director: What?- Oh hell, hang on and what ever you do don't mess up that camera! It cost a lot to get those cameras!
The director ran over there and after some of the staff had worked over 25 minutes, they had managed to get the poor guy down.
Prowl: well, that was entertaining.
Jazz: I found it funny when he started to cuss at everyone when he all most fell.
Prowl: I wander what made him get in that spot in the first place?
Magnus: I think I saw Wreakgar with a spit ball shooter.
Starscream: oh boy, don't look now but here comes Blur and Whelle.
Prowl: The other side of the studio looks great about now.
While Prowl and the others walked very fast to the other side of the studio Blur and Whelle had made their way into the studio.
Director: well its about time you two got here, don't you 2 know how to tell time!
Blur:(talking his normal fast pace) yea of course we know how to tell time you grumpy guss!
Whelle: we just decided to arrive at own time so we would have our own space.
Director: Smart asses… wait, let me rephrase that, I would not want to boast your egos, I meant dumb asses. Now keep out of trouble while I make sure that every one is here!
The director was checking off everyone from a list so he couldn't see the murdous glares from Blurr and Whelle.
Director: lets see here… Hound is here, so is Optumis, Magnus, Skywarp,…hummm.. it looks like everyones here. But just to be sure…
The director put down his list and stood on his chair, he was right beside Megatron and Soundwave.
Director: all right, are all the Autobots and Decpticons here?
Soundwave: All are present oh mighty director.
Megatron: o-O what the hell was that all about Soundwave!
Soundwave: Basicaly I'm sucking up to the director cause he could have me killed- or worse cut my pay check!
The director sweatdroped at that remark and looks at all the robots and sees that he has been completely ignored. He falls off his chair Anime style.
Asst. Manager: Sir, are you all right?
Director: yea, I'm going to give them 5 more minutes to finish talking, can you get me a cup of coffee? It needs to be black and VERY, VERY strong.
Asst.Manager: of course sir, coming right up.
The director settled down and listened in on some of the conversations.
Hotrod: why haven't we seen a script yet, I mean we need to know our lines.
The director looked to see who Hotrod was talking to, it was Hound.
Hound: I don't know but I'm sure there is a good reason for it.
Asst. Manager: Heres your coffee sir.
Director: thanks, o-kay- time to start up people, lets get into character.
Everyone grumbled but got into their groups(Autobots, Decepticons) with out a fuss.
Camera Guy(yea, it's the same one from the hanging incident, I'm just gonna call him Charlie from now on): Hey boss, we hand out the scripts out while Unicron is going after that planet, right?
Director: yep, you got it Charlie, I don't want a riot on my hands. All right lets start.
TAKE ONE
Everyone now has a script and is putting them into their memory banks. Meanwhile we see Unicron start to eat on a planet.
Director: So far so good.
Suddenly Unicron stops eating and spits the planet back out toward some of the cast.
Jazz: hey man, that's backwash! Keep that stuff in your mouth!
Director: what in the hell was that all about.
Unicron: something was squirming in my mouth!
Everyone falls down anime style at that remark.
Director: fine, lets just do another scene.
Charlie: which one?
Director: well lets see here(starts shifting through a script) how about scene 63.
As the stage/floor crew started to set up scene63 Ultra Magnus and Optimus are reading over the script toward the back of the studio.
Ultra Magnus:(smirking) Hey Optimus, check out page 29, you are really going to get a kick out of it.
Optimus raised an optic at Magnus and started to read the top of page 29.
"Megatron stabs Prime in the stomach, then shoots in the same spot and finely gives the…..What the hell?!
Magnus: I'll finish it for you- and finely gives the last killing blow. In English you die, hey where are you going?
Magnus had turned around and saw Optimus was running all the way to the bathroom. When Optimus had reached the bathroom he opened the door then promptly locked the door. Magnus walked over to the door.
Magnus: Prime, just what in the hell do you think you're doing!
Prime: I am not going out there just so Megatron can stab me and ruin my brand new paint job.
Magnus: So your not coming out?
Prime: Not a chance in hell! Do you know how much a paint job costs!
Magnus: Oh shit, well then I guess I'll go and watch the others screw up.
Meanwhile the director was pushed onto his last nerve by Whelle.
Director: Whelle for the love of god will you just get your ass up on the set and stop eating all the energon cupcakes!
Whelle: Well, fine, don't get all pissy on me. You middle age, overweight dumbass!
The director then started to pick up a chair with the intentions to hurl it at the annoying bot, but Springer stopped him.
Springer: calm down, we still need him to finish the movie. Besides, I got first dibs on him!
Just then blaster fire blasted through the studio and hit Whelle on the arm which made him go offline.
Springer: HEY! I just said I had first dibs on Him!
The Director walked over where Whelle had fallen down. Meanwhile everyone was clapping and cheering over the good luck.
Director: Hey Ratchet,. Wheeljack, come over here.
Ratchet and Wheeljack walked over onto the set. They both looked down at Whelle and Ratchet kicked him.
Director: Do you think you can get him back online?
Ratchet: Oh yea, that's easy.
Wheeljack: There is just one little problem.
Director: and that is?
Ratchet: well, we're supposed to be dead, see.
Ratchet held up pages 16 and 19 of Ratchet's script.
Director: look, don't be smartasses. Just fix the little freak!
Ratchet: All right, shessh.
Asst. Manager: okay, 2 hour break for the whole lot of you. That should give the director some time to cool down.
Author: Fox McCloud shame on you! How could you shoot Wheele?!
Fox: Very Easy(blows on smoking blaster) he was very annoying.
Author: Rigggght, well people that's chapter one. If you have some ideas let me know! I will see if I can put them in and you will be recognized for them. Also the story will be getting cleaned up a bit, I feel that there is too much cussing in it. Please no flames as this is my very 1st story on ff.net. One final request- please, pretty please, with a cherry on top please review. I need to know if my story rocks or sadly sucks or anything else. Well, See Ya next Chapter~~~~~~~~~Foxey