Hey people, sorry it took so long for an update. Well I got it up, and maybe I won't have to fight with my computer anymore either. Please review and here's chapter 2.
Still at Rhino studios Ratchet and Wheeljack are still working on Whelle.
Ratchet: Why do we have to work on this little freak? We aren't even paid extra!
Wheeljack: well, don't worry about.
Ratchet: Oh, don't worry; I'll just get my revenge on Whelle by crossing some wires.
Wheeljack: Hummm, I'll help you on that!
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Director: all right lets take it from the top. Let's start off with Prime giving up the Matrix to Ultra Magnus.
Ultra Magnus: uh, there might be a problem with that.
Director: NOW WHAT!
Ultra Magnus: Well, ya see, Prime kinda read the scene where he dies and everything.
Director: And?!
Ultra Magnus: and he kinda locked himself in the bathroom.
Director: What! Hell that does it, I quit, I'm outta here.
Prowl: But who is going to finish directing the movie.
Director:(As he picks up his cell phone and dials some numbers) I know just the person.(starts talking on cell phone) Hello,….great to hear from ya 2…., do you wanna take my job as director?....You will! Thanks a lot. I'm over at Rhino studios…..Thanks….bye.
Prowl: Who did you just get?
Director: Someone who you guys will really like.
Suddenly the studio doors swing open and in walks….The Author!
Prowl: 0-o- That's someone that we would really like!?
Director: Yep, now bye-bye!(runs out of studio at top speed)
Foxey: Bye, ok, what needs to be done before we start filming again?
Magnus: Well, getting Prime out of the bathroom would be a good start.
Foxey: Ok,(walks over to the bathroom door) Hey Optimus, get the hell out!
Jazz: My aren't we nice!
Foxey: I try to be, now someone tell me why on earth is Optimus locked in the bathroom?
Jazz: Cause of something in script, here look on page 29(hands over a script)
Foxey: (Reading the pages) Well, you don't necessarily have to die, I mean it IS a movie.
Optimus: Its not, I don't wanna mess up my new paint job, I just had it done!
Foxey: Oh….., well, would you come out if I promise that you won't get a single scratch on you?
Optimus: Probably.....yes
Foxey: Good, well I promise I won't let anyone scratch you, although it will screw up the movie big time.
Optimus:(walking out of the bathroom) It will? How?
Foxey: That scene is a big part of the movie, It's not going to look right when you and Megatron get in a fight and you die with out a scratch on ya.
Optimus: Tell you what, I'll do the scene the way you want it done........you just get me a free paint job.
Foxey: Deal ^-^, Now why don't we do the scene with Wheele and the Dinobots. Hey Ratchet, Wheeljack, is Wheele online yet?
Ratchet and Wheeljack walk over to the "new" director.
Ratchet: Who are you?
Foxey: I'm the new director cause the old one had a nervous break down.
Ratchet: Oh, Wheele is online again, he's over there with Blurr.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to be filmed now!
Foxey: Chill, you're about to go on set. But before we get started, Starscream?
Starscream: What?
Foxey: Take the bathroom door off, we can't risk Optimus locking himself up again.
Starscream: Okay( takes down the door)
Take 2- Dinobots meet Wheele
Swoop: Me Swoop, me see nothing.
Grimlock: Me positive Hotrod and Kup went this way.
Wheele: Friends fine, look behind, you go wrong way, you fool me say!
Grimlock: What! Me say you dead meat!
After saying that Grimlock grabs Wheele and throws him across the set.
Foxey: Uh, Grimlock, ya wasn't supposed to throw Wheele.
Grimlock just shrugs and walks off the set.
Foxey: Right, lets do the scene where Hotrod, Kup and the Dinobots meet up with the others.
Take 3
Hotrod and the others have just got on the junk planet. They get out of their ship and come face to face with the Junkions. Kup draws his gun, Hodrod stops him.
Hotrod: Guns aren't exactly friendly.
Kup: Neither are they!
Hotrod: Let me handle this, what was that greeting again, nevermind I got it(takes out an energon goody) Bon we grona neene bon
Wreakgar: Bon we grona neene bon(takes treat from Hotrod and turns to his group and repeats the greeting.)
Everyone starts to dance to the song- Dare To be Stupid-when all of sudden they stop to see Wheele doing the Funky Chicken! The whole studio is laughing their heads off.
Charlie: Do you want me to stop filming miss?
Foxey: No way, and by the way you can call me Foxey.
Charlie: Ok, why to you want me to continue filming?
He looks over at the group on set to see everyone on their hands and knees laughing.
Foxey: One word my friend-Blackmail.
Prowl: What caused that to happen?
Jazz: I don't know but let's go ask Ratchet and Wheeljack. I'm sure they switched some wires or something.
Jazz and Prowl walked over to Ratchet and Wheeljack.
Prowl: What on earth did you guys do?!
Ratchet: I got revenge on the damn little freak that's what!
Wheeljack: All we did was switch around some wires and we let Wheele did the rest.
Jazz: Good work, looks like we got our laughs for the day.
Prowl: Uh oh, don't look now but here comes the director.
Foxey: Ratchet, Wheeljack you guys did an excellent job on repairing Wheele but I'm afraid that you are going have to fix him, and do it right.
Ratchet: But Why?!
Foxey: We won't get anything done with him like that, you guys will get paid extra if you do the job right.
Wheeljack: I like this director, we'll fix him.
Foxey: Good, everyone else can leave, I'll see everyone at 6 o clock Sharp tomorrow morning.
Ratchet: O-kay, we're all done.
Foxey: Ok, you guys can go on home now, thanks for fixing Wheele.
Ratchet and Wheeljack wave their goodbyes and leave the studio.
Foxey went into her new office.
Foxey: Man, what a tiring group….ZZZZZ
Foxey had fallen asleep on the couch in her office.
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Foxey
