Wow, I finely updated this; it took a while to re-write to fit the no bloopers rule. Anyways this story is no longer a blooper story; this story is now a story of what everyone goes through while trying to film the movie. That said- On with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own any transformers; I just own videos and action figures. ^_~
Chapter 3- Bring out the guns….. and aspirin!
5:30 am- Rhino Studios
Foxey is still asleep in her office seeing how she never went home. We see Starscream landing in the parking lot.
Starscream: I came a little bit early, oh well. I'll just go on in.
Starscream walked over to the studio doors and found they were still locked.
Starscream: Huh? The doors are locked but I see a light on inside. Oh well I'll just get in the hard way.
Starscream took the hinges off the door, walked in and then fixed the door back.
Starscream: Piece of cake, now to find someone. Hello? Anyone there?
Foxey: (still asleep in her office) [snore]
Starscream :(walks over to the door and taps on it) Earth to director, hello.
Foxey: Zzzzzz
Starscream: Well fine, I'll just go on in. (walks in) Doh, no wonder, she's asleep.
Starscream stands there for a minute trying to decide if he should wake her up yet.
Starscream: I could be risking my life over this, oh well here goes nothing-(pokes) Wake up, anyone in there.
Foxey:(mumbles something) Zzzzz
Starscream: Damn, what do humans need to wake up? (thinks for a minute) Ohh, I know-coffee!
Starscream went across the studio and made some French Vanilla coffee.
Starscream: I think I made this right, well I'll find out (walks back into Foxey's office) Foxey! Wake up!( shoves coffee under her nose)
Foxey: mumble-go away- hold up, is that coffee under my nose that is being held by a…..big…arm?! Aye! ( jumps up)
Starscream: Ouch, there goes my audio sensors!
Foxey: And there goes my heart rate! Starscream- what in the name of Primus are you doing here?!
Starscream: Trying to wake you up, its 5:45, you told us all to be here by 6:00.
Foxey: I did didn't I, oh well.
Starscream: How come you stayed here all night?
Foxey: I came in here looking for my keys, instead I rested on the couch and fell asleep, you guys are a tiring group!
Starscream: Today will probably be even more tiring because some people might be a little ticked off cause their not in the movie.
Foxey: That's great, just what I wanted to hear, I'll most likely have a mob on my hands. Lovely!
Starscream: You might want to clam down some, are you going to wear those clothes again?
Foxey: No, I have a change of clothes with me, I had a feeling I would need them. I just got to get them out of my car. Be right back! ( grabs keys and goes out to the car).
Foxey came back in with a small blue gym bag.
Foxey: Humm, why is the door hinges lose?
Starscream: (whistles) Haven't a clue. Did you find your bag?
Foxey: Yep! (holds up the gym bag) Got it right here.
Starscream: That's nice. Can you do me a favor?
Foxey: And that is?
Starscream: Take this coffee, I feel a little dumb holding it. ^_^()
Foxey: Gladly(takes coffee) I gotta have my early morning coffee. Let me change and we'll see what needs to be done.
Foxey leaves to change and comes back after a few minutes.
Foxey: Much better, ok Starscream what needs to be done?
Starscream: Uh, filming.
Foxey: I know that!
Starscream: We need to do at least one scene today. Its 6:00 right now, people should be coming in soon.
Foxey: I guess we can start around 6:30; it'll give everyone some time to wake up.
Magnus: It's still too early.
Foxey: Damn, don't sneak up on me like that! Where did you come from?!
Magnus: Sorry, and I came through the door.
Foxey: Right, looks like most of everyone is here so in 10 minutes we'll start.
10 minutes later
Foxey: All right lets start off the scene where Optimus gives up the Matrix to Ultra Magnus.
Magnus: Fine with me.
Optimus: Lets just get this over with.
Prime hands over the Matrix to Ultra Magnus. Magnus drops it.
Magnus: Opps.
Optimus: Butterfingers!
Foxey: It's all right, screw ups happen, lets do it again.
2 hours later
Magnus drops the Matrix again!
Foxey: -_-()
Optimus: For the love of God!
Magnus: Sorry, Sheesh.
Optimus: Sorry doesn't count, I've been lying down for over 2 hours, learn to hold the damn thing!
Foxey: Someone get out the cement glue!
Starscream: Why don't we just move on to a different scene?
Foxey: That sounds like a good idea, lets do the scene where the Decpticons take over the Autobot shuttle.
Ironhide: Goody, It's about time I get to do something.
Skyfire: Lucky you- I'm not even in the movie!
Foxey: Sorry Skyfire, I didn't write the script- but since you're here I got a job for you.
Skyfire: And that is?
Foxey: I need a sound person till we get done with the movie- ya interested?
Skyfire: Sure!
Foxey: Great, is everything set up for take one?
Skyfire: Yea, we're all set!
Foxey: Action!
Megatron: Die Auto-Ahh!(Trips over part of the scene)
Starscream:(snickers)
Foxey: All right, calm down people. Megatron you need to watch where you put your feet.
Megatron: Yes ma'm
Foxey: Lets try it again.
The decpticons blast through.
Brawn: Megatron! Decpticons!
Megatron: Die Autobots!(transforms)
Starscream catches him and fires. It just barely missed Ironhide's head.
Starscream: Opps, my bad.
Ironhide: Your gonna think your bad in a minute!
Starscream: Meep!(starts to run across the set)
Ironhide: Get back here!( chases after Starscream)
Foxey: Ow, my head hurts. Someone have any aspirin?
Starscream: Here( stops long enough to hand Foxey some aspirin)
Foxey: I'm not even going to ask why you have this, but thanks.
Starscream: No prob-meep- stop chasing me Ironhide! Ahhh! (runs off again)
Foxey: Good god, all I did was have a scene where someone shoots off a gun and bam! Utter Chaos!
Skyfire: Um, Miss director you really need to see this.
Foxey: Now what?
Skyfire: Come with me.
Skyfire and Foxey walk across the set, trying not to get ran over by Ironhide and Starscream. They get across the set safely.
Foxey: What in the hell?!
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Dang it took a long time to rewrite this so it would apply to all the new rules, - darn rules. Anyway you guys know what to do, R and R please.
See Ya Next Chapter~~
Foxey