Chapter Two
After an hour long argument, D and his companion "Leftie" rode across the desert.
Suddenly leftie took notice to something. pink. with some sort of black teddy bears.
Leftie screamed in great fear. "D!!! How. when.. you have *PINK* underwear!! Oh god I'm gonna puke.and my puke is green. you don't wanna see that!"
"Umm. pink? No. it's rotten cherry color... it looks like pink, yes. Pink.bah! What a common word, only a brainless creature would name my rotten cherry UnDeRwEaR..pink." answered D.
Leftie was about too puke. At the most last minutes before he puked he said: "You fag!!" And then puked!... and then he mumbled while he puked: ".f..a..g." and dropped dead.
D was concerned about his. left. dead. yucky sticky smelly hand! So he met a couple of vegetarians. D *hates* vegetarians (don't ask us why). so when he saw the green tree like broccoli he instantly killed them, sucked their blood out and.VUALA! Leftie is alive.
"Uhh, D. I had the most ridiculous dream.you had pink rotten cherry like under wear. it was creepy.why do I have bad taste in my mouth.did I puke.?"
"Yeah.you puked and, no, I don't have pink underwear..THEY'RE ROTTEN CHERRY!.... pinky like ^^." answered D in a assuring voice.
Leftie, confused, agreed.
Then D and Leftie rode off north until they at last got to a civilized village.
After an hour long argument, D and his companion "Leftie" rode across the desert.
Suddenly leftie took notice to something. pink. with some sort of black teddy bears.
Leftie screamed in great fear. "D!!! How. when.. you have *PINK* underwear!! Oh god I'm gonna puke.and my puke is green. you don't wanna see that!"
"Umm. pink? No. it's rotten cherry color... it looks like pink, yes. Pink.bah! What a common word, only a brainless creature would name my rotten cherry UnDeRwEaR..pink." answered D.
Leftie was about too puke. At the most last minutes before he puked he said: "You fag!!" And then puked!... and then he mumbled while he puked: ".f..a..g." and dropped dead.
D was concerned about his. left. dead. yucky sticky smelly hand! So he met a couple of vegetarians. D *hates* vegetarians (don't ask us why). so when he saw the green tree like broccoli he instantly killed them, sucked their blood out and.VUALA! Leftie is alive.
"Uhh, D. I had the most ridiculous dream.you had pink rotten cherry like under wear. it was creepy.why do I have bad taste in my mouth.did I puke.?"
"Yeah.you puked and, no, I don't have pink underwear..THEY'RE ROTTEN CHERRY!.... pinky like ^^." answered D in a assuring voice.
Leftie, confused, agreed.
Then D and Leftie rode off north until they at last got to a civilized village.