Disclaimer: PoT X mine.

A/N: WAIIIT!!! CORRECTION PEOPLE!! REMEMBER I SAID THAT THIS WOULD BE A ONE SHOT?? WELL, I DECIDED THAT IT'S NOT! BUT I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE SHORTEST OUT OF MY THREE FICS!! GOMEN!! Um, about 4-5 chaps? ^^;; Dedicated to the summer season !! REVIEEEEWWW okay??? Well, that's about it. Read on! : P

WARNING: Um. Contains Akutsu? ^^;;; Oh yes. And obviously hentaish theme! Actually, include most of the PoT characters in here!!

TENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNISTENNIS

Of Tennis Balls, Beach and Boys By M-i

            There was no doubt that summer is around the corner since the hot temperature is becoming very hard to ignore. Actually, to be exact, it's *already* summer season and almost every student in Seishugakuen could be heard talking about their plans for the awaited break. And if everyone is talking about their plans, then it is no different for our beloved Seigaku tennis varsity and somewhere inside the campus, a perfectly scrunched up eyebrow was twitching for a reason.

"Come on, Tezuka. Just dial their numbers already so I can start making plans!" Ryuzaki sensei tapped on her desk writing something, talking while not looking, at the team's buchou. If only she caught even a glimpse of the stoic boy's expression right then and there, she'd have a good laugh.

" …"

"Nani yo?" she finally looked up curiously.

"R-ryuzaki  sensei."

"??

"…Does it have to be the beach?"

            She blinked twice and laughed out loud, breaking the funny silence before it. "Ne, Tezuka.," she teased, "I didn't know you had a weird thing for beaches." She stood up and patted him playfully at the back. "Mou, heki da. It's just the beach and I'm sure they will enjoy it! So I suggest you should too!" ^______^

"…" -_____-;  *sigh* The things I do for the team~

Dial--------

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Momoshiro."

"Buchou??"

" Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. No questions asked."

"EHH?? Ch-chotto-"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

*sweatdrop* " that was weird ^^;;;"

At the office~

            Tezuka stared at the receiver he quickly put down, a nerve twitching. Ryuzaki sensei chuckled. "Aww, come on Tezuka. Don't worry, your reputation won't be ruined. Now be a nice captain and just go ask them to the beach."

Dial --------

" Moshi Moshi?"

"Fuji."

"Ara? Tezuka? This is rare."

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. Erm, don't ask anymore okay."

" ^^;;;"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP ~

Dial-------

"Moshi Moshi…"

"Echizen."

"Um."

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school.  No questions."

"Um.

"You're not going to say anything? -_-;;"

"? Should I?"

"NO. -_-;;"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

At the office again~

            Ryuzaki sensei sweatdropped. "Well, looks like the easiest one you talked to was Ryoma. No wonder, both of you are straightforward and dead… ~_~" Tezuka merely stared.

Dial--------

"Moshi Moshi?"

"Oishi."

"Tezuka?!"

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. Questions not entertained

"H-hai!"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

Dial------

"Moshi Moshi!!!!XD"

"…"

"Eh?? Moshi Moshi?? Moshimoshimoshimoshimoshimoshi?????"

"Kikumaru. -_-;;"

"Ah! Buchou! XD"

"Tomorrow. Beach. Meet at school. Don't ask."

"WAAAAIIII!!!! XD"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

Dial-------

"*grunt*"

"Kaido."

"Aa."

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. Don't ask."

"sssssssstttttttttttttttttttt……"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

Dial-------

" Sadaharu residence."

"Inui."

"Nani Tezuka?"

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. Don't ask and don't record this event on your data notebook."

"… hmm…. So Tezuka goes to the beach-"

"Inui!"

"Jodan, jodan."

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

Dial------

"Hai? Moshi Moshi?"

"Kawamura."

"Eh? Tezuka buchou?"

"Tomorrow we go to the beach. Meet at school. Don't ask anymore."

"Wakarimashta.^^"

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP~

            Tezuka sighed. Now they will think that he's a softy at heart. And they'll tease him about it forever. Who would believe that the great iceberg Tezuka Kunimitsu just called the whole team to a fun-filled beach outing??? He shook his head in defeat. He could only hope that tomorrow won't be as scandalous as he predicts it to be. The place would also be exploding if their *shudder* crazed fans get a glimpse of them hanging around in the beach.

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                        Tomorrow came and their commitment made them all wake up at an ungodly hour since their buchou suddenly made a second call to fill in the holes that he didn't fill during his fist one; AKA. The call when he emphasized the "Don't ask" part. Now they were supposed to meet at 7:00 am at the school gates to discuss what will happen for their outing later in the afternoon.

" Oishi."

"Hai hai." Oishi smiled knowingly before turning back to his teammates. "First off, the food. Everyone should bring a whole lot for everybody okay?"

"Hai~"

"Second, transportation. The beach is pretty far from Seigaku much less from our own homes. So who'll volunteer? At least two for all of us to fit in if we're not using a van."

"I'll be one." At the same time, all eyes went to their youngest member. "E-Echizen?? You have a car??"

"Sou. Two even. Want the sports car? Why?"

"Well, for one thing, we didn't see a car when we visited your house… and a sports car??" Oishi trailed off.

"Ah, that. That's because it's not there. It's in the temple beside the tennis court and behind the temple. We don't use it often if dad can help it since Japan's streets are narrow and tight."

"Ah! I remember now!" Momoshiro suddenly exclaimed before sweatdropping, "Ano sa, I can't believe your dad actually made a tennis court on temple grounds and now, you say your car is behind the temple. Mattaku."

"So I guess that's one down. Anyone else?"

"We can use 'neesan's car... ^_^"

"So that's settled then. Transportation goes to Echizen and Fuji. Um, beach umbrellas. At least 3."

" Yosh! I'll bring three!" Momoshiro shouted. "I'll bring the drinks…." Kaido muttered lowly.

"Oh! I'll bring all the small stuff!!" Kikumaru jumped up and down excitedly, "Suntan lotion! I've got a new brand I want to try! Um, lets see, plastic plates, spoon and forks, cups, napkins, soap, shampoo, towels if you want!! ^^"

"Then it's settled. Maybe those who doesn't have anything assigned to them can bring anonymous things that seem useful, ne?'

" Oishi sempai."

"Nani Echizen?"

"Can we play tennis there?"

" ~_~;;; E-Eto…"

"Mou, chibi!! We're going there for a vacation! A-W-A-Y from tennis for one day!"

" Oh." -_-

" I'll bring the camera." Inui suddenly said with a devious smirk plastered on his face while his glasses shone with mischief. Everyone froze.

TBC…

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A/N: Well, hope it was okay. R&R! Whaa! I'm going to have to update 3 fics all at once!! .