Wrestler's Court
Summary: If you've read Exist to Inspire by Matt and Jeff Hardy, then you know all about Wrestler's Court. Part 3 in my Jeff Hardy series.
Chapter 1
Matt walked into a court room dressed in a Bailiff's outfit.
"All of you bastards stand up for the Almighty Asshole-my brother, Jeff Hardy."
The wrestlers stood. Jeff walked in wearing a rainbow colored Judge Robe.
"Stand on one foot, all of you! No pick the nose of the person on you left. Not you Matt! Get off! Alright, site down, you bitches."
The wrestlers sat down. Jeff grabbed a purple lollie-pop and put it in his mouth.
"Who's first?" He asked barley understandable.
"I am sir." Brock Lesnar said.
"Whadda you want?"
"I want Vince McMahon to kiss my ass!"
"Why?"
"Cause he's an asshole."
"Okay Vince, pucker up." Brock pulled down his pants and Vince kissed his ass.
"Next! I'm hungry." Jeff picked up a 12 inch meatball sub and shoved it in his mouth.
"I'm suing Sable because she has bigger boobs than me." Torrie Wilson said.
"You lose, Torrie. You have to lick my toe-jam." Jeff put his foot up. It was gross.
"Do it." Torrie licked his foot clean from toe-jam.
"Alright, courts over. Kiss my ass." Jeff pulled his Robe off and walked to each wrestler, naked, and made them kiss his ass.
A/n, hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whooo! That was *crazy*.
Summary: If you've read Exist to Inspire by Matt and Jeff Hardy, then you know all about Wrestler's Court. Part 3 in my Jeff Hardy series.
Chapter 1
Matt walked into a court room dressed in a Bailiff's outfit.
"All of you bastards stand up for the Almighty Asshole-my brother, Jeff Hardy."
The wrestlers stood. Jeff walked in wearing a rainbow colored Judge Robe.
"Stand on one foot, all of you! No pick the nose of the person on you left. Not you Matt! Get off! Alright, site down, you bitches."
The wrestlers sat down. Jeff grabbed a purple lollie-pop and put it in his mouth.
"Who's first?" He asked barley understandable.
"I am sir." Brock Lesnar said.
"Whadda you want?"
"I want Vince McMahon to kiss my ass!"
"Why?"
"Cause he's an asshole."
"Okay Vince, pucker up." Brock pulled down his pants and Vince kissed his ass.
"Next! I'm hungry." Jeff picked up a 12 inch meatball sub and shoved it in his mouth.
"I'm suing Sable because she has bigger boobs than me." Torrie Wilson said.
"You lose, Torrie. You have to lick my toe-jam." Jeff put his foot up. It was gross.
"Do it." Torrie licked his foot clean from toe-jam.
"Alright, courts over. Kiss my ass." Jeff pulled his Robe off and walked to each wrestler, naked, and made them kiss his ass.
A/n, hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whooo! That was *crazy*.