DISCLAIMER: I don't own any anime characters or items mentioned in this fic. If I did, I'd be filthy stinking rich.

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Yume: Hay minna-san! Welcome to Anime Etc Interview, the show where we interview your favorite characters from anime, video games, books, etc. I'm Yume-Chan!

Wakaba: And I'm Wakaba!

Saori: I'm here too…

Yume: Today we'll be interviewing the kawaiiest shonen ai couple in the universe! Shuichi Shindou and Yuki Eiri!

Wakaba holds up an "applause please" sign.

Yume: Bring 'em in!

Saori drags Yuki and Shuichi in and plops them on a big orange beanbag chair.

Shuichi: Hi Yume-Chan!

Yume fiercely glomps Shuichi and then Yuki. Yuki puts on a very convincing fake smile.

Yume: Now for the questions!

Wakaba: Dun, dun, dun! Dramatic pause!

Yume: These questions can be very embarrassing. Fortunately for us, if you try to escape, Saori will hurt you.

Saori cracks her knuckles in the background.

Shuichi: Yay!

Yuki: That's bad you baka.

Shuichi: …oh!

Yume: The first question is for Shuichi. What color was your hair before you dyed it?

Shuichi: He! My hair was light brown, but it turned pink mysteriously.

Yume: Cool!

Wakaba: Ooh! I love pink hair! But I like green hair better.

Saori: How the heck did it turn pink?

Yume: The second question is for Yuki.

Yume smiles evilly.

Yuki: (Under his breath) Oh God.

Yume: How many people, both girls and guys, have you slept with?

Yuki: (Under breath) I wish you would die.

Yuki plasters a fake smile on.

Yuki: I'm afraid that's classified. I'm sorry.

Yume: You better tell me! Otherwise I'll tell everyone about the thong secret!

Yuki: How the hell did you know about that!? Fine. About 16, fifteen girls and Shuichi.

Shuichi turns a bright red.

Wakaba: Anyways, the next question is for both of you. Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

Yume: What is the prettiest thing you can think of? Shuichi, you go first.

Shuichi: Um, a room full of Kumagorous, pocky, and Yuki and Ryuichi in thongs on a bed!

Yuki rolls his eyes and grumbles.

Yume: Now for you Yuki! And don't lie.

Yuki: Easy. Shuichi completely naked and dripping in chocolate so I can lick the chocolate off of him.

All of the audience goes ewwwwwwwwwww.

Yume: Oh…

Wakaba: I'm scared now. That was so hentai.

Saori: I agree. That was so wrong.

Yume: Ahem. The next question is for Shuichi. Which is better: pocky, Kumagorou, or Yuki?

Shuichi: Gya! I can't choose!

Yuki: You baka! You can't choose between food, a stuffed animal, or your super-seme boyfriend!?

Yume: Okay! The final question goes to Yuki. Which is better, Shuichi or writing lemons.

Yuki: Well duh! Writing lemons about Shuichi!

Shuichi blushes again.

Wakaba: Well, that's all the time we have for today.

Yume: Thanks you guys! You're free to go!

They run offstage.

Saori: Thank Goddess it ended before we had to change the rating.

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Wakaba's Author Note: This was the product of a boring bus ride to the beach with our school's Honor Society. Blame Yume for any OC-ness. I don't watch Gravitation, she does.