Me (i.e. R/S): Yesh all we're back! Now sit as the chapter ensues...sigh Styorm-y has been kidnapped b-cuz well.... No update came... so yeah Neini and her Yami Nite kidnapped him until the update came...welll here it is...so...And a rescue attempt was made...by Bakura, Malik, and Marik...but she served em Pancakes and they forgot why were there and ... x__x
Rain: **runs in and pushes R/S out of the way...thus knocking her out**left my poor Usagi there!! I WANT ME MY USAGI!!!
Malik: I'm Sowwy Sweets!! Fowgive me? **Chibi eyes**
Marik & Bakura (in a rather creepy voice): Yesh..Fowgive Us?! We Wuv YOU SWEETS!! **puppy eyes*
Rain: Damnit! TRIPLE THREAT CHIBI EYES!! RA DAMN ALL THE CHIBI EYES TO HELL!! sigh I forgive you...and DO NOT CALL ME SWWEEEEEEEETTSSS!!!! pantpant
Bakura:....Rigghhtttt
Rain: Now...Boys...disclaimer?
Malik: Wait I thought that was Bakura's job!?
Rain: YOU OWE ME!! MEMBER??
Marik: Damn those pancakes!
Bakura, Marik, and Malik (in unison): Rain Styormz does not I repeat NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or even Dragon Ball GT for that matter...she DOES however own Styorm and Rain and well Tiki...pics of Rain and Styorm are available thanks to the great Goddess know as Aurora Belmont Vampire Hunter...Tiki pic is on the way...as Dear Goddess Aurora is still in the process of drawing it... and the two Peeping Toms belong to Aurora Belmont Vampire Hunter...go read her new ficcy!! called "Fated Love" Yami x Yugi , and Malik x Ryou ...piccies of the peeping toms are also available...although yeah you'll have to go read and review Aurora's story first!! She in my Fave list...so go check her out!! sssooo yeah bye!
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This continues at the party at Yugi's house...everyone has eaten and the point of view is OOC and the audience is brought to the attention of two snickering young teens with a video camera looking through the window, taping the Kareoke jam. Who are these two Mystery Teens?
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The girl had marks under her eyes that made her look like she was an Egyptian. Her skin was pale but was slightly tanned. She had blood red bangs, with one whisked up into her white with black lining hair. That was pulled back into a ponytail. Her tassels were wrapped in golden rings. She wore a purple buckle, purple shoes. Purple pants, with a silver top. She wore an assortment of bracelets, with an armband on each arm. She was almost the same height as Yami but was still shorter than him.
The boy looked a bit different than his younger sister. He was taller than she was. He had purple-crimson eyes. Blonde bangs, much like Yami and Yugi. His hair was black, and lined red that looked like blood. It went to about his shoulders. But he had a ponytail that went to the small of his back. He held his guitar in its case, and had the neck slung over his shoulder. He too wore a buckle but it was black. He wore black leather pants, like Yami usually wore. He had two belts around his waist. His black shoes were slightly heeled. He wore bracelets, and armbands like his sister.
They sat outside the window of the Turtle Game Shop giggling hysterically at the things happening inside. Styorm and Rain had just gone up to sing together.
"Sister, is that who I THINK it is?!"
"Yes big brother! It IS! Styorm, and with a GIRL Hikari no doubt!"
"heh. WAIT!!...Are they singing Michael Jackson?!"
"Hehe Yes Brother they ARE! Good taste huh?"
"Indeed. Are you getting this on Camera?"
"YOU KNOW I AM!"
They continued taping making random comments on Styorm and Rain's singing. they finished, made a slight bow, and then Rain started to sing by herself. She sang "Even the Nights are Better" by Air Supply. After she finished singing tears were in everyone's eyes, even the two peeping toms outside the window.
A Sniffling Yugi suggested they all take a break to go eat dinner. Rain, Jou, and Honda all ran rather quickly to the table and started gulping down the various foods, there was Pizza, Ice Cream, Salad, Sauer Kraut, a sizeable amount of Turkey, and Chicken, and even some Cheese Burgers and Fries. There was also a myriad of Drinks like Power-Aide, Kool-Aide, and Apple Juice and other various Juices. Seto, Styorm, Shizuka and the other's just sat back and let the three ravaging teens eat.
"Wow, Styorm your girl can EAT!"
"Yes, Seth...O, She can."
"WAIT! Styorm why did you just call me Seth-O?"
I didn't call you SETH-O! I called you SETO"
"SURE."
" Do you FEED HER?"
"Hehe...Yes Malik she eats...PLENTY!"
"I HURF DAT USHAGEE!!"
"Rain...Sweetie, Don't talk with your mouth full!"
"I Can Do WUFEVER I WANT! SHTYORMY!"
"YEA! She Can! Who are yoush to shtell her she can't Shtyorm?"
"JOU! DON"T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!"
"Eep!"
"Well I-" Honda began to say, but stopped quickly as he got a death glare from Shizuka.
"That's what I thought Honda!"
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Meanwhile outside....
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"WOW! Those three can eat! You getting this on Tape Sis?"
"Yeah bro I am!"
The two watched as everyone finished eating. (mainly because Rain, Jou, and Honda had eaten everything in site!)
"Did Jou just eat that Tablecloth?!"
"Yeah...I think he DID!?"
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"JOU! WHY DID YOU JUST EAT MY TABLECLOTH!?"
"Uhhh...It was there? uhhh...Sorry Yug!?"
"GRRrrr!!!!! I'M GONNA KEEELLL YOU!!!!" Yugi then started to run after Jou, who ran behind Seto, and Yami grabbed Yugi around the waist.
"No YUGI! He's your FRIEND!"
"BUT HE ATE MY TABLECLOTH!!"
Finally Yugi was calmed down, Seto scolded Jou, and everyone went back into the living room to sing.
"Who want to sing now?"
Silence
"No One? Ok then me sing!!"
Yugi walked over to Yami, jumped into his lap and began to sing his song. No background music was needed as that would've given everyone a fair warning to get away QUICKLY! But Yugi is an Evil little man and so he began the torture.
He sang at the top of his little lungs:
"I WUV YOU! YOU WUV ME! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMIWY WIT A GWEAT BIG HUG AND A KWISS FWOM ME TO YOUUU!!!
Then he softly sang as he looked into Yami's eyes:
"Won't you sway you Wuv me Too?" and the last word he carried out a bit, then let his voice fade into a soft whisper. When he finished he kissed Yami on the mouth and hugged him around the neck. Needless to say everyone was shocked.
"What'd you guys think?"
insert Cricket Sounds here
Meanwhile outside the window...
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"Did he just sing the BARNEY SONG?!"
"Yeah..."
"Remind me to banish that damn Dinosaur to the Shadow Realm."
"And torture anyone who goes to the Shadow Realm? NO ONE deserves THAT punishment!"
"HMM ok then shall I kill him?"
"And Have him curse the Great Osiris and Anubis? And Torture all our Ancestors?" the boy stated with a glint in his eyes.
"So your answer is yes?" the girl asked, her own eyes glowing in mischievous glee.
"Yes!"
"May Ra have Pity on the Under World!*"
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"Guys? Are you gonna answer me?"
Ryou coughed, which scared Bakura, who dropped him on the floor. Jou's tongue hung out of his mouth, and he now very closely resembled the puppy Seto enjoyed referring to him as. Marik and Malik stopped making out for once in their lives. Mai and Trunks also stopped making out. Honda stopped trying to feel up Shizuka when Jou wasn't looking. Styorm stopped trying to get his Hikari to mimic Malik and Marik i.e. a MAJOR make out session. And poor Yami just sat there mouth opened in Shock, his hand to his cheek.
"Guys?! I'm gonna CWY! WAAHH!!"
Yami was the first to snap out of his trance.
"Calm down Hikari! Quick someone hand me the Mic, and start "Little Bitty Pretty One" by Billy Gilman!"
Ryou got up off the floor, handed Yami a Mic, and started the song. Then walked over to Bakura who was still in shock, kicked him to get his attention, then climbed back into his lap and sat down to watch Yami sing.
Yami started singing to the bawling Yugi in his lap, his arms wrapped around the sobbing form, and his hand slightly stroked Yugi's back as he sang:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Little bitty pretty one
Come on and talk-a to me
A-lovey dovey dovey one
Come sit down on my knee
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Yugi had stopped bawling by this part, and had snuggled into Yami's embrace, laying his head on Yami's shoulder.
Tell you a story
Happened long time ago
A-little bitty pretty one
I've been watching you grow
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
When Yami finished, Yugi was asleep in his arms.
"Who's gonna sing next?" he whispered quietly.
"ME!" Marik yelled.
"SSSHHHH!!!" Everyone said.
"Sorry!" He whispered in response. "Can I go sing?"
"Yeah just not too loudly. Poor Hikari! He's all tuckered out!"
Yami threw Marik the Mic, and he began to sing:
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started 2 grind
Nikki
The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind
Darlin' Nikki
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said: thank u, 4 a funky, time,
Call me up, whenever u want 2 grind
Oh, Nikki, ohhhh
come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince
wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
When he finished everyone was in shock at the song he picked. Poor Ryou was dropped yet again, Jou again resembled a puppy, and Malik having no one to make out with as Marik was singing, stopped undressing everyone in the room with his eyes. And Honda again stopped trying to feel up Shizuka. Styorm stopped kissing Rain on the neck, Rain stopped purring. Mai and Trunks looked at everyone, then continued making out. And Styorm questioned his Aibou on one of the uhh "questionable" lyrics.
"Hey, Rain...How do you Masturbate with a Magazine?"
"Uhh...I. Don't. Know."
"I KNOW!" Malik said.
"HOW!?" Everyone but Trunks and Mai yelled.
Malik explained his theory, thus confusing everyone more. Finally Rain noticed poor Ryou asking to sing. Marik handed him the Mic, and Ryou began:
When the night is still
And the sea is calm
Lonely shadow, you call upon me
Lay by my side
Fear not tonight
Lonely shadow, you'll find a new light
Dream a dream
And see through angel's eyes
A place where we can fly away
Ride with me upon a shining star,
Above the moonlit sky
We will find Elysium
Hear the nightingale
Sing a lullaby
Lonely shadow, you'll find a new light
Dawn will be kind,
All will be bright,
Lonely shadow, rise from the darkness
Dream a dream, [etc.]
When Ryou finished everyone clapped and cheered, everyone except of course Mai and Trunks...who were STILL making out! (A/N: MAN! those two can SURE hold their breath Neh?!) Yugi was dropped as Yami stood to give Ryou a standing Ovation. Oddly Yugi was STILL asleep!
"Uuhmm who's gonna sing next?" asked a very embarrassed Ryou.
"ME!" Shouted Bakura
"Ok! Here Yami!"
Ryou handed Bakura the Mic and Bakura began to sing and as he began he started to dance...(A/N: picture a stripper and yeah you have his dance)
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And at this he removed his shirt (A/N: DROOL!!)
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
and as he sang he started disco dancing while removing his pants. (A/N: DRROOOLLLLLL) at this Yami ran out the room screaming, "The HORROR! The HORROR!!"
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
as he sang this part he jumped on the table and walked down it...much like an err catwalk.
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
No idea how he got a hat, but he had one, which he took off, and threw around the poor Pharaoh's head who has just decided to walk back in to check if it was safe...needless to say, Yami ran out screaming again...he sounded much like what a little girl sounds like when you put a Spider on her. (A/N: not that I know what that sounds like mind you **innocent whistle and shifty eyes**).
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
Again the catwalk on the table
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
Then he walked to the end of the table and shook his rear. (A/N: **Drools at the thought of Bakura shakin his bum on the catwalk...in BOXERS!!)
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
again he shook his bum whilst singing
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
And he walked over to Rain whilst singing this and pet her head. Styorm growled at him and he walked over to Ryou, danced in his lap and sang.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
And then he jumped off of Ryou's lap, bowed, picked up his clothing, and sat down next to Ryou.
Ryou was eyeing Bakura lustily; Yugi was asleep on the floor STILL. Malik and Marik were drooling over Bakura in his boxers, as was Mai, Jou and Honda were holding one another in fear. Trunks was drooling along with the rest. And Yami came in hands over his eyes saying, "Tomb Robber...Are you DECENT?"
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Bakura: A Cliffy...you're pure evil woman! PURE EVIL!!
R/S: hehe I KNOW!!! oh and by the way...you're DAMN HOTT with boxers!! hhe they were....mmmfff mhhhh
Bakura: **covers her mouth** DON"T YOU DARE!
Rain: **walks in and decides to ahem reveal the truth** Aww Bakura!! Your BARNEY boxers are SOOO Kawaii!! **puurrr**
Bakura: I shall KILL YOU!
Rain: OHH ShizzleZ **runs away quickly**
R/S: -__0 read and review k? laterZzZ!!
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