Chapter 11: Father knows best
"Dad?" Buffy stared into the stranger's eyes.
"Buffy?" He face hit the moonlight and Buffy gasped as she hugged him.
"Buffy, you forgot your-" Spike saw her hugging a rather older man and realized he forgot that he wasn't wearing any pant.
"Spike!"Buffy said with eyes attached to the waist down.
"Ah? Is this your boyfriend?"Buffy's dad asked while his eyes went away.
"No."Said Buffy.
"Sorta." Said Spike. Buffy looked at him and laughed. Then she realized Spike was naked and realized she just had 3 hours and 45 minutes of really good sex.
"Oh god! I'm turning into Anya!" Buffy ran off, her dad looked at Spike and walked away, and Spike took one step forward, onestep to the left and went into his crypt sohe could put his sexy black leather pants and black tight t-shirt on.
Buffy was half way home when she felt a song coming on.(Requested by my girl Crystal)
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Bridge:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place
(Bridge)
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
(Bridge)
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much
"Wow! I didn't know that the slayer knew how to sing." It was Spike. Just behind him was Buffy's father.
"I knew it! You are still pretending to be a vampire slayer." Her father eyed Spike and then Buffy.
"Let me guess, you found out my her mum or... you just acme to your senses."
"I don't believe I asked you to speak, thing."
"Um actually that's--"
"Spike, could you leave us for a sec?" Spike left but wasn't to pleased.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Buffy wasn't pleased with her father attitude even though she had missed him.
"I'm here to take Dawn back with me."
"Dad! You can't do that!"
"Only kidding! I'm for both of you. You and your sister will be much happier at my house in LA. I would theink it would be for the best."
"We don't want to go with you. I don't want you to come to our home either!" Her father laughed. With that said she stormed home and no later than that did Spike coming prowling behind her.
"Dawn!" Buffy yelled when she got home.
"Dawn came from the living room and to Buffy's surprise there was her father.
"I told you not to come to our home!" She glared at her father.
"Buffy, are you okay? Because he knows about your secret and wants to take us back." Dawn hugged her sister and looked into her eyes.
"That's not our father. That(Buffy points to her dad) is one of those look a like demons." Dawn turned and saw the ugly face her dad had turned into. The demon saw Dawn, who had moved away into a corner, and leaped at her!
"Dad?" Buffy stared into the stranger's eyes.
"Buffy?" He face hit the moonlight and Buffy gasped as she hugged him.
"Buffy, you forgot your-" Spike saw her hugging a rather older man and realized he forgot that he wasn't wearing any pant.
"Spike!"Buffy said with eyes attached to the waist down.
"Ah? Is this your boyfriend?"Buffy's dad asked while his eyes went away.
"No."Said Buffy.
"Sorta." Said Spike. Buffy looked at him and laughed. Then she realized Spike was naked and realized she just had 3 hours and 45 minutes of really good sex.
"Oh god! I'm turning into Anya!" Buffy ran off, her dad looked at Spike and walked away, and Spike took one step forward, onestep to the left and went into his crypt sohe could put his sexy black leather pants and black tight t-shirt on.
Buffy was half way home when she felt a song coming on.(Requested by my girl Crystal)
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius -- you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Bridge:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve -- just in case
All that extra hold gell in his hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid that it should fall out of place
(Bridge)
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
(Bridge)
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much
"Wow! I didn't know that the slayer knew how to sing." It was Spike. Just behind him was Buffy's father.
"I knew it! You are still pretending to be a vampire slayer." Her father eyed Spike and then Buffy.
"Let me guess, you found out my her mum or... you just acme to your senses."
"I don't believe I asked you to speak, thing."
"Um actually that's--"
"Spike, could you leave us for a sec?" Spike left but wasn't to pleased.
"Dad, what are you doing here?" Buffy wasn't pleased with her father attitude even though she had missed him.
"I'm here to take Dawn back with me."
"Dad! You can't do that!"
"Only kidding! I'm for both of you. You and your sister will be much happier at my house in LA. I would theink it would be for the best."
"We don't want to go with you. I don't want you to come to our home either!" Her father laughed. With that said she stormed home and no later than that did Spike coming prowling behind her.
"Dawn!" Buffy yelled when she got home.
"Dawn came from the living room and to Buffy's surprise there was her father.
"I told you not to come to our home!" She glared at her father.
"Buffy, are you okay? Because he knows about your secret and wants to take us back." Dawn hugged her sister and looked into her eyes.
"That's not our father. That(Buffy points to her dad) is one of those look a like demons." Dawn turned and saw the ugly face her dad had turned into. The demon saw Dawn, who had moved away into a corner, and leaped at her!