Chapter 2- Friends, Shadow Games and Marshmallow Fluff!
-I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Gudam Wing or Slayers. (This chapters a bit of a crossover. Only a smidge, though!)
Chibi Ave- Hello! Welcome to the second installment of this ridiculous story. Please raise my self-esteem and review!
Chibi Kaiba- Be careful not to raise her egothat could be dangerous!
Chibi Ave- (.) HEY! What's that mean?
Chibi Kaiba- (face picture of innocence) Oh, nothing
Chibi Malik- (to Chibi Kaiba) It's not nice to insult the authorshe could do anything to you in the future!
Chibi Kaiba- (0.0) Ah. Good point. Sorry Chibi Ave, oh hellmistress extrodinare
Chibi Ave- (sweatdrops) Hellmistress extrodinare? O-Kaaaay I wouldn't do anything to you anyway Chibi Kaiba; you're just to kwaii!
Chibi Bakura- (falls out of nowhere and lands on top of Chibi Ave) AAAAGGGHH! *whump* Oops! Sorry Chibi Ave
Chibi Ave- (@.@) owies
Chibi Malik- This is not going well today.
Chibi Yugi- You can say that again!
Chibi Malik- (gets evil grin on face) This is not going well today
Chibi Yugi- (waving arms wildly) (.) I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!
Chibi Malik- (still grinning) You should have said so!
Chibi Yugi- GRRR THAT'S IT! (Summons Chibi Yami)
Chibi Yami- (points at Chibi Malik) I CHALLENGE YOU!
Chibi Yami Malik- Oh yea? I ACCEPT!
Chibi Yami and Chibi Malik- GRRRRR! (Sparks fly between eyes)
Chibi Ave- (recovering from having Chibi Bakura fall on her head) Hey, boys no fight- (-.-0) Its begun (All chibis are transported to the Shadow Realm)
Chibi Yami- I summonMystic Elf in defense mode!
Chibi Yami Malik- HA! I SHALL CRUSH YOU! (Looks at hand and sweatdrops) Another time (Puts a facedown card in defensive mode)
Chibi Yami- (laughing at Chibi Yami Malik, who's very ticked) tee heecrush meHA! I'll put this card down(puts a facedown card on field) in defense mode!
Chibi Yami Malik- HA! FOOL! (He drew a good card, the Firewing Pegasus) I SHALL CRUSH YOU NOW! (Destroys Mystic Elf)
Chibi Yami- (-.-) Awww you suck Chibi Yami Malik! Let me win!
Chibi Yami Malik- (trying his hardest not to crack up and failing) You want me to let you win? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Is laughing so hard he almost falls of the dueling platform) NO WAY IN HELL!
Chibi Tea- I believe in you, Chibi Yami my love! (All chibis facefault)
Chibi Bakura- (to Chibi Ave) why did you make her all mushy over Chibi Yami?
Chibi Ave- Umm.hey!(grins) That's a good question! (Whispers to Chibi Bakura) I have no idea. (Chibi Bakura facefaults)
Chibi Kaiba- HEY! CHIBI YAMI! ARE YOU GONNA MOVE OR WHAT?
Chibi Yami- (-.-) Alright, Alright...jeez you got no patience Chibi Kaiba! (draws) Hey! My favorite! Go, Dark Magician! (Chibi Dark Magician appears)
Chibi Evetwo- (pops up) Hey! My favorite! And he's a chibi! KWAIIIIIIII! (jumps on field and chases Chibi Dark Magician)
Chibi Yami- Hey! That's my monster! You can't just take him!
Chibi Evetwo- (over shoulder) You can have him back when I'm done!
Chibi Yami- (-.-;;) Ah, that's nice of you
Chibi Ave- As of now (snaps fingers) There will be no more dueling in the shadow realm! (everyone appears back in normal world)
Chibi Yami and Chibi Yami Malik- Heeeeeeyyy!
Chibi Ave- NO WHINING!
Chibi Tea- (heart eyes) I thought you were simply wonderful Chibi Yami!
Chibi Yami- (grins weakly at her) Thanks Chibi Tea. (turns on Chibi Ave) See? Someone still believes in me
Chibi Ave- Its not that I don't like youI just-
Chibi Yami Bakura- She just likes making your life hell! *afterthought* And she likes making me laugh! (^.^)
Chibi Ave- (-.-;;) Now now Chibi Yami Bakura, please don't be so mean
Chibi Po-co- Chibi Aveeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Chibi Ave- Chibi Po-co! Hey, guess what! I remembered Chibi Quatre! (Chibi Quatre pops up)
Chibi Po-co- (heart eyes) Chibi Quatre! KWAII! (glomps him)
Chibi Malik- Hey! Where did Chibi Kaiba vanish to?
Chibi Bakura- Hmm... I last saw him headed for the refrigerator last
Chibi Malik- Huh. All right! I'll go get some eatables too! (runs into kitchen)
Chibi Ave- (shrugs) Who am I to not get something too(follows them)
~In kitchen
Chibi Kaiba- (in corner) Yummy!
Chibi Malik- Candy Corn!
Chibi Bakura- (points at Chibi Malik's bag of candy corn) Can I have some too?
Chibi Malik- (^.^) Sure! (gives candy corn to Chibi Bakura)
Chibi Ave- Hey, Chibi Kaiba, what 'cha eatin?
Chibi Kaiba- (^.^) Sore wa himitsu desu!
Chibi Ave- (0.0) Never say that again! You might make Chibi Xellos appear!
Chibi Kaiba- (???) Who's that?
Chibi Ave- (shudders) The only Slayers character with a really bad English dubbed voice!
Chibi Kaiba- What's Slayers?
Chibi Ave- (-.-;;) I wont even begin to explainbut I still want to know what your eat- MMMFFFFFF!!!!!!!! (Chibi Kaiba went marshmallow fluff happy again and shoved a spoon of the stuff in my mouth)
Chibi Kaiba- (pointing and laughing) tee hee! You look silly when you wave your arms like that and look all angry!
Chibi Bakura- You could be a little nicer to her you know, Chibi Kaiba
Chibi Malik- (sweatdrops and shakes head) She really liked you Chibi Kaibatoo bad!
Chibi Ave- (.;; Pry's open mouth with Screeching Dragon's magic crowbar) Chibi Kaiba! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF?
Chibi Kaiba- traces little circles on floor with finger) never play with umm marshmallow fluff
Chibi Ave- (^.^;;) Very good! And what else did I tell you about marshmallow fluff?
Chibi Kaiba- (still tracing circles on the floor) ummunder no circumstances whatsoever am I allowed to stuff marshmallow fluffin the supreme authors mouthto shut her upeven if her yapping will make us all deaf
Chibi Malik- (sweatdrops and grabs one of Chibi Ave's arms) Umm Chibi Kaiba?
Chibi Bakura- (grabs Ave.'s other arm) You reallly shouldn't tick her off
Chibi Yami and Chibi Tea- (grab both of Chibi Ave's legs) Chibi Ave, please, whatever you do, don't charge!
Chibi Ave- (sweatdrops looking annoyed) How the hell am I supposed to charge if you both, lover guy and lover girl (Chibi Yami stares daggers), are holding my legs so I cant move?!?!?!
Chibi Malik- (^.^) she's brilliant!
Chibi Bakura- (-.-0) or maybe your just illiterate
Chibi Ave- HEY! LEMME GO! (struggles to break free, which makes everyone hold on tighter) GAH! CHIBI MALIK! YOU'RE CHOKING ME!
Chibi Malik- (loosens death grip on Chibi Ave's neck) sorry babe
Chibi Tami- (pops up) Hey! I'm a chibi!
Chibi Malik- (to Chibi Ave) Hey, who's that?
Chibi Bakura- (^.^) hey she's cuteAGH! (Chibi Ave's Yami appears behind Chibi Bakura with a large mallet)
Chibi Yami Ave- (.;;)Chibi BakuraYou lousy, cheating
Chibi Takie- (appears and latches self on mallet so Chibi Yami Ave wont swing it) I WONT LET YOU HURT CHIBI RYU!
Chibi Yami Ave- (sweatdrops) I could never hurt him! I just can't hurt him! His Yami would also be injured! (eyes turn into stars and hearts start to float around her) I looove Chibi Yami Bakura
Chibi Tami- Oh brother. She's pathetic.
Chibi Takie- (afterthought) heyhow does she have a Yami? What millennium item does she posses?
All other Chibi's- Hmm
Chibi Malik- (indignant) HEY! You never told me you have a millennium item! And I'm your favorite character! *sniff* I feel so left out
A/N- Will Chibi Ave break free and steal Chibi Kaiba's marshmallow fluff? Will Chibi Malik and Chibi Yami ever get to finish their duel? What millennium item does Chibi Ave posses? Until next time! Please review!
Chibi Tea- (in a cute little maid outfit) if you review(Audience sees Chibi Yami in a bakers outfit holding a tray of cookies. Chibi Tea takes one of the cookies and shows it to audience) I'll give you a cookie!
Chibi Yami- (poking his bakers hat) HeyThis hats all squooshey! Cool! (All sweatdrop)