Chapter 9- Things Go Downhill, Then Back Up!

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Bakura- (.;;) Why oh WHY do you have to swing the bat so hard? It was BACKYARD BASEBALL FOR GODS SAKE!

Malik- Butit's not my fault!

Yugi- (standing behind Malik, sweatdrops) It is.

Malik- (.) You all suck. "Oh, sure! Lets blame MALIK for EVERYTHING because he happens to be at the RIGHT PLACE minding his own business at the WRONG TIME!

Sailorchibi- Wrong placeyes. Your faultalso yes. (Malik facefaults)

Bakura- So no one was able to revive Ave yet? (all shake heads no)

Yami Bakura- (grins, but it looks strained) At lease those little nightmares are safely back in Ave's closet

Shadow- And by nightmares in assuming you mean the Chibi's?

Yami Bakura, Yugi, Sailorchibi, Bakura and Malik- WOAH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Shadow- (strikes a dramatic pose) I am*drum roll* SHADOW! And I am the official glomper of Yami Bakura! (proceeds to glomp Yami Bakura)

Malik- (-.-;;) Oh great, another loony fangirl

Bakura- (looking at his Yami with an amused grin) You know, Ave is on of those "loony fangirls" you speak soerm, fondly of.

Malik- (o.o0) Oh. I guess so.

Yami Bakura- (^.^) I love loony fangirls!

Shadow- (^.^) I love you too!

Sailorchibi- (thinks to self) This would be a good time to glomp Yugi! (proceeds to do so)

Malik and Bakura- WAAAAAHHHH! No ones glomped us!

Malik- (retreats to little sad world) Nobody cares

Bakura- (follows Malik into little sad world) I feel so neglected(front door opens, then shuts quickly. After a minute, Sailor Vercury pops her head in)

Sailor Vercury- Umm

Sailorchibi- (jumps up) WHERES YAMI?

Yami- (pokes his head in) I'm right here. (he walks in, followed by Kaiba and Sailor Vercury)

Kaiba- Ummso did you manage to round up the Chibi's? I'm assuming that you let them loose, because we all know what loose cannons they are*shudders, remembering the Halloween episode, what happened after a.k.a. the part Ave didn't tell- Chibi Bakura stayed up all night with a flashlight opening up every door in the house, shining it in anything that moved and made a noise. In short, no one got any sleep and Kaiba got really pissed*

Yami- (notices Shadow) Hello. And who are you?

Shadow- I am Shadow! And I have the proud title of being the OFFICIAL glomper of Yami Bakura!

Yami- (.'0) Ummriiiiiiight.

Shadow- And, of course, as his official glomper, I WILL NEVER HESITATE TO GLOMP HIM! (glomps Yami Bakura again)

Yami- (^.^0) Excuse me, but does Ave know about this?

Sailorchibi- About what?

Yami- ErYami Bakura having an official glomper. We all know that she's a crazy fangirl of his!

Sailor Vercury- (shrugs) Eh, she'll get over it.

Yami- Hopefully.

*silence for a few minutes*

Bakura- (jumps up and points at the door) LOOK!

Malik- (^-^) AVE! (goes over and glomps her)

Shadow- Hey! Malice's the official glomper of Ave!

Sailor Vercury- (glomps Yami) I want to be Yami's official glomper!

Sailorchibi- (glomps Yugi) And I want to be Yami and Yugi's official glomper!

Bakura- (0.0) Wow. All this glomping is making them all nutty.

Ave- (from somewhere on the floor) I'm back! (after everyone gets up she looks at Malik menacingly) You

Malik- (takes a step back) Me?

Ave- (jumps on top of him and is attempting to strangle him) WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? IT WAS BACKYARD BASEBALL, NOT THE FREAKING MAJOR LEAGUES!

Malik- (0.0 *turning blue*) Er*GACK* Sorry? *wheeze*

Ave- (lets go of him, and he gasps for air) Humph. Try not to kill me again, ok?

Malik- (nods) Yes your authorness.

Ave- (suddenly realizes that she strangled Malik just a smidge too much) AGGHHH! DID I HURT YOU? OMG OMG OMG I'M SO SO SO SORRY!

Yugi- (blinks) This is very odd.

Sailor Vercury- (twitches) Beyond odd. It's twisted.

Shadow- Hee hee it's kinda cute!

Bakura- (sits down) I decline all comment.

Yami Bakura- (blink blink) Wow. I, for the first time in my life, am completely lost.

Sailorchibi- (sympathetic to Yami Bakura) I think we all are.

Ave- (miserable that she hurt Malik) *sigh* I fell so bad

Malik- (^.^) It's ok Ave!

Ave- Yeabut I still feel bad. *twitches, and eyes open really wide* SoHUNGRY!

Yami- (0.0) Uh-ohI think that since she was out cold for the last few days, and the fact that she hasn't eaten anything has all caught up!

Ave- (darts to the kitchen) FOOOOOOOOOD!

Bakura- Scary.

Shadow- (hearing clanging of pots and pans) How much do you think that she will eat?

Sailorchibi- Who knows. She eats a lot normally, so I think that we will need to go food shopping very soon.

Sailor Vercury- Food shopping? By the time she's done, we'll have to buy the entire food store and then some!

Malik- (tear eyes) Poor wallet

Yami Bakura- Poor us! What happens if she runs out of food?

All- (0.0) *blink blink*

Yami- We will need to run very fast very far.

Yugi- Do you really think that she'd resort to cannibalism?

Kaiba- (who's been sitting in the corner reading the paper the whole time) I don't think that she will. As long as she doesn't drink that science project that I left on the table, we all should be ok.

Ave- Hey! What's this? (sound of swishing liquid) It's RED! The color of my hair! (snickers) I guess someone here is a vampire! Oh well, down the hatch!

Kaiba- (0.0) Did she say red? (all nod) DAMNIT!

Ave- (walks into the room, eyes are swirls) Tastes likechicken broth(falls over)

All- (stand there and look at Ave. then everyone looks at Kaiba)

Sailorchibi- Kaiba, what exactly was this chemical thing that you made supposed to do?

Kaiba- (grins, then twitches) Erm, Turn human into something else? (all facefault)

Yami- Oh, she's not going to be happy. Not at all.

Yugi- (pats Kaiba on the shoulder) I'll come visit your grave.

Malik- (went over to where Ave was lying, then snorts with laughter) Oh wow.

Sailorchibi- (followed Malik, and is now giggling madly) Ha! Ears!

Sailor Vercury- PUPPY EARS! (goes over and fluffs them)

Kaiba- (blink blink) Puppy ears?

Inu-yasha- (appears, and grumbles) This is a rip off of me. (vanishes)

Bakura- (laughing so hard he fell off his chair) And a TAIL!

Kaiba- Oops.

Sailorchibi- (to audience, who is now sitting there blinking) Well folks, next time it will be the Chibi's that you see, not us normal folk. But anyways, feedback is appreciated (as always) and no flames!

Malik- (sitting on the floor, still cracking up) And, as you all know, Ave would ever kill Kaiba. So if there was any question in anyone's mind, LOOSE IT NOW!

Yami- (sweatdropping) I suggest mental assistance. If anyone knows any good doctors that deal with psychiatry, please leave a note

Yugi- You're being too harsh.

Yami Bakura- (tapes everyone's mouths shut) Please review, and Ave will write shout outs when she wakes up, gets off herand writes the next chapter. Later!