Chapter 12- The Great Caroling Expedition!
A/n- Thanks for all the reviews last chapter! I am SO sorry that this chapter took so long to get out. Lots of things have been going on, and I haven't had the chance to sit down and write without interruption. So without further ado, I present the second meeting of V.I.C.E. and the 12th chapter of The Chibi Chronicles. Ja Ne!
V.I.C.E.- Meeting 2, Carry Forth the Plan!
Another a/n- I'm going to be writing about a different group every chapter, so if this is not your group then just be patienttoo many Chibi's for me to put them all in one chapter!
Chibi Ave- (grinning evilly) Well, here we all have one common goal- to glomp, catch or kiss (everyone perks up) our chosen Chibi's. Now, I will separate everyone into groups, so we can plot how to catch them.
Chibi Lonereader280- (raises a hand) Umm what if we don't have a Chibi to glomp?
Chibi Ave- Then I will assign you to another group and you will help them. Toady's group will be those that are going after Chibi Yami. (strikes a formal pose) Will Chibi Sailorchibi, Chibi Sailor Vercury, Chibi Yami Sailor Vercury, Chibi Kiki, Chibi Yami Kiki, and Chibi Y Sunfire please step foreword. (all do so) Now, you all are on a mission. Troops, this will be a long and difficult task at hand, but I have the confidence that you will be able to achieve your goals. Any gear, food or traps that you require will be at your disposal. I salute you! (Chibi Ave salutes them)
Chibi Y Sunfire- We will get him
Chibi Kiki and Chibi Sailor Vercury- (giggle evilly) Hee hee! He will be OURS! (all the Chibi Yami lovers start to laugh)
Chibi Ave- (sweatdrops) Umm, okwell, here are your uniforms! (she hands out blue blazers with the words "Y.H.- I'm a member of VICE!" stamped on the back in gold. The outfit also comes with pants that have blue army print on them, and cute little boots)
Chibi Sailorchibi- (looks at the uniforms) cool, but what does "YH" stand for?
Chibi Ave- (^.^) Yami Hunters!
Chibi Kiki- Ah, very nice. (the outfits magically appear on the Yami Hunters)
Chibi Ave- (bows) Now I expect that you shall come up with some wonderful plan to catch him
Chibi Sailor Vercury- Hey! But I thought that you were going to be the brains!
Chibi Ave- (shrugs) Hey, I have a budget and a job to manage. If you expect the tools you need, I have to be able to work!
Chibi Yami Sailor Vercury- (sweatdrops) Alright, we'll think of a plan.
Chibi Ave- Good luck troops. And may Chibi Ra be with you.
A/n- Next will be the B. H. 's turn. And as for the Yami Hunters, if they have any creative ideas to catch him, I'd be delighted to hear them! That's it for VICE! Till next time!
Chibi Bakura- (sniffing the air) AhhhChristmas cookies! (floats over to the kitchen) Oh AveeeeeMay I have one now?
Chibi Ave- (has been patrolling around the oven holding a large wooden spoon, because Chibi Yami Malik likes to steal half-baked cookies that are really hot to slip under someone right before they sit down. He likes their shocked expressions when they realize that their butt is burning) No.
Chibi Bakura- (whines) Oh come ON! It's almost Christmas and my poor tummy is empty of cookies!
Chibi Ave- (^.^0) Umm, your poor tummy?
Chibi Bakura- (looks as pitiful as he possibly can) Yes, my poor tummy. It is lacking in the cookies goodness!
Chibi Kaiba- (floats in like Chibi Bakura did) Ohhdo I smell cookies?
Chibi Ave- (-.-0) Oh, the humanity.
Chibi Kaiba- (sees Chibi Bakura eyeing the oven) Hey! If you're giving him one, then I want one too!
Chibi Ave- ButI'm not giving them to anyone!
Chibi Kaiba and Chibi Bakura- Pleeeeeeeeeeease? (put on their cutest faces)
Chibi Ave- (gives in) Alright, but only ONE. (gives them both a cookie)
Chibi Yami- (pokes his head in) HEY! COOKIES!
Chibi Ave- (glares at Chibi Kaiba and Chibi Bakura) Now look what you did.
Chibi Bakura- (cookie crumbs all over his face, and his mouth is really full) Oh, heloh dere Chibi Yamgi! Chibi Kaibah and me were jusch doughing nutingh
Chibi Yami- (sweatdrops) Um, yea.
Chibi Sailorchibi- (comes downstairs) Hey everyone! Chibi Yugi and I are going to go caroling! Anyone want to come?
Chibi Yami- (snorts into a napkin) Caroling? (Chibi Sailorchibi glares at him) Ah, don't hurt me! No harm meant! Sure, I'll come.
Chibi Sailorchibi- (looks at the other Chibi's) Want to come?
Chibi Ave- (points at the cookies) No, I cant. We're having a New Year's party, remember? I have to make sure everything is perfect, and order food online, and
All Chibi's- OK CHIBI AVE, WE GET IT!
Chibi Ave- (sweatdrops) you didn't have to yell at me.
Chibi Bakura- (steals another cookie) ^,^ Yummy!
Chibi Kaiba- (grabs his coat) Alright, I'm coming. But I'm warning you all, if the dogs start barking, it's not because of me!
Chibi Yami- (evil eyes) And how do we know that?
Chibi Kaiba- (super smug) Because as a child, I was in the Junior Choir at my school. So HA!
Chibi Yugi- (sweatdrops) No fighting, please?
Chibi Sailor Vercury- (comes shooting down the stairs) HEY! CHIBI YAMI! I'M COMING TOO! (dashes out the door after them)
Chibi Ave- Tis the season to be jolly
Chibi Bakura- (chimes in) FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!
Chibi Shadow- (walks in, sees the cookies and immediately joins Chibi Bakura in eating them)
Chibi Ave- So much for all that baking*sigh*
Chibi Malik- (heart eyes) OH! THE JOY!
Chibi Ave- (inches away from him) Wassamatta you?
Chibi Malik- COOKIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi Ave- (facefaults, anime squiggle tears running down face) My cookies
Chibi Shadow- (whacks Chibi Ave on the back sympathetically) Don't worry, all the cookies are going to a good cause.
Chibi Bakura and Chibi Malik- (chime in) YEA! Our stomachs!
Chibi Ave- *sniff* What did I do to deserve this? Am I some kind of scapegoat to some supernatural force that is insistent on making my life miserable? Why me?
Chibi Malik- (solemnly hands her a cookie) We still love you Chibi Ave. Here, have a cookie, it'll make you fell better.
Chibi Ave- (takes the cookie) Thanks.
Meanwhile, back with our Carolers
Chibi Sailor Vercury and Chibi Sailorchibi- (really loudly) JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE BELLS! JINGLE ALL THE WAY! CHIBI KAIBA CAN'T SING, OR CARRY A TUNE, AND WON'T BE ABLE TO FOR THE REST OF HIS DAYS, HEY!
Chibi Kaiba- HEY! THAT'S MEAN!
Chibi Sailor Vercury- (sticks out her tongue) That's for hitting Chibi Yami with a snowball before.
Chibi Kaiba- (grumbles) He was really asking for it though
Chibi Yugi- (grins) hey, chill out everyone! We're supposed to be spreading the season of joy!
Chibi Tea- (is freezing, and inching closer to Chibi Yami) Coooooold.
Chibi Sailorchibi- (rings the doorbell, and Chibi Frostmourne answers the door)
Chibi Frostmourne- Hello. And what can I do for all of you today-?
Chibi Sailorchibi- We decided to go caroling on New Years eve!
Chibi Frostmourne- That's a nice thing to do (all the carolers start to sing Jingle Bells, with the exception of Chibi Sailorchibi and Chibi Sailor Vercury, who are singing the Chibi Kaiba bashing version)
Chibi Tea- (has, unkowest to Chibi Sailor Vercury, grabbed Chibi Yami's hand)
Chibi Frostmourne- (notices Chibi Kaiba, who snuck off to get another snowball the chuck at Chibi Yami) Hey! Your Chibi Kaiba, the most renowned duelist in Duel Monsters! You have the Blue-eyes White Dragon cards!
Chibi Kaiba- (sticks up his nose) Yes. I am the KING! I rule! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Chibi Frostmourne- (sweatdrops) Um, yea. You just keep up that big ego. Hey, what would you say to a quick duel? I'm pretty good, I made the championships in the world tournament!
Chibi Kaiba- (thinks, then decides that he can throw snow at Chibi Yami later) Ok, but just a quick duel, so I can demonstrate my talent as the greatest duelist! HA HA HA HA HA!
Chibi Sailorchibi- (sweatdrops) So your going to catch up, I'm assuming?
Chibi Kaiba- Yea, yea, I will.
Chibi Sailor Vercury- (finally notices that Chibi Tea is holding Chibi Yami's hand and looking very smug with herself) HEY! HANDS OFF!
Chibi Tea- (innocently) What? I'm not doing anything, am I Chibi Yami?
Chibi Yami- Umm, uh
Chibi Frostmourne- (whispers to Chibi Kaiba) are they always like this?
Chibi Kaiba- You don't know that half of it.
Chibi Sailor Vercury- HANDS OFF!
Chibi Tea- BACK OFF!
Chibi Sailorchibi- (sweatdrops, and starts to walk to the next house with Chibi Yugi) And it begins again
Chibi Yugi- (^.^0) Someone save meor Chibi Yamiwhoever!
Chibi Frostmourne- (leads Chibi Kaiba inside and down to the basement where there is a duel platform located) We can duel here
Chibi Kaiba- Huh. Very nice! How did you get one of these?
Chibi Frostmourne- (grins) I bought it off e-bay from some dude named Jeff.
Chibi Kaiba- Interesting. (goes and puts his deck on the field) Alrighties, lets get this show on the road!
Chibi Frostmourne- (draws) Hmm, I'll place this card face down and end my turn.
Chibi Kaiba- (draws, then lays down 2 cards in the magic and trap card zone) I'll put these 2 face down, then put the Vorse Raider in attack position! Attack that face down card! (the Vorse Raider attacks the face down card, which was a Man-Eater Bug)
Chibi Frostmourne- HA! (the Man-Eater Bugs effect is activated, and the Vorse Raider destroyed) My turn! (draws) All right! (puts Panther Worrier down in Attack Mode) I end my turn. Panther Worrier can't attack unless I sacrifice a monster.
Chibi Kaiba- Hmm, let's see. (draws) I play this card face down, and end my turn.
Chibi Frostmourne- (draws) I play Harpies Feather Duster!
Chibi Kaiba- And I counter with Gryphons Wing! You're lucky that you didn't have any other magic cards on the field
Chibi Frostmourne- (points at Chibi Kaiba's other face-down magic card) But you left that one unprotected! I play Mystical Space Typhoon! (destroys Chibi Kaiba's Mirror Force card) And now I summon the Summoned Skull! (sacrifices Panther Worrier) And I'll use this(lays down another magic card) Raigeki! Your face down card is history! Summoned Skull, attack his lifepoints!
Chibi Kaiba- (grins evilly) I knew that this seemingly worthless fuzzball would come in handyKuriboh! When I play this card, the damage that I would have gotten to my life points is avoided! My turn! (draws) I play Raigeki, then I play Gemini Elf! Attack his lifepoints!
Chibi Frostmourne- Ow. Now I'm down to 2,100 lifepoints. (draws) Let's see, I play this card facedown defense, and I put this card down also.
Chibi Kaiba- (shrugs) Ok. I put down another Vorse Raider, and have it attack your face down monster! (the defense position monster is destroyed) And now my Gemini Elves attack your lifepoints again!
Chibi Frostmorne- (sweatdrops) Ow again? (draws) Good. (places another monster in face down defense mode)
Chibi Kaiba- Lets see, I sacrifice Vorse Raider to bring out the Swordstalker! Then he attacks your facedown card!
Chibi Frostmourne- (grins) Uh-oh, another Man-Eater Bug! I destroy your Gemini Elves! And now, I play Jarai Gumo! (flips a coin, and doesn't loose any lifepoints) Attack! (Swordstalker destroyed)
Chibi Kaiba- (0.0) Huh. Look at that. (looks at his hand and grumbles) Ok, This card in defense mode.
Chibi Frostmourne- I play Dian Kieto The Cure Master, and bring my lifepoints up to 1,100. Then I play Dunames Dark Witch (aka Valkrie in Japanese) and she attacks your face down monster!
Chibi Kaiba- Oh well. I also activate my trap card, block attack. Shift your Jarai Gumoto defense, please. And that monster that you destroyed's flip effect is that I gain 1,000 lifepoints. Then I play Dian Kieto The Cure Master, recover 1,000 more, and then I play Cyber-stein! Its effect is that at the cost of 5,000 of my own lifepoints, I can special summon one monster from my fusion deck! Guess whoooI SUMMON THE BLUE-EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON! DESTROY DUNAMES DARK WITCH!
Chibi Frostmourne- Well, that was fun. I think. Good duel.
Chibi Kaiba- HA HA HA HA I WON HA HA HA HA! (stops gloating and shakes hands with Chibi Frostmourne) Yea, good game.
Chibi Frostmourne- Well, do I get a participant's prize, even though I lost? (Chibi Ave appears from nowhere)
Chibi Ave- You did request to glomp Chibi Isis( Chibi Isis appears)
Chibi Isis- Huh? Chibi Kaiba? Where am I?
Chibi Frostmourne- KWAII! (glomps Chibi Isis)
Chibi Ave- (grabs Chibi Kaiba's hand, he grabs his deck and they appear behind Chibi Tea) Ok, now I wasn't here. Bye! (she vanishes)
Chibi Yugi- So how did the duel go?
Chibi Yami- (sweatdrops) Judging from the smug look on his face, I'm guessing he won.
Chibi Sailorchibi- How did you get here so quick? We didn't see you walking up the block
Chibi Kaiba- Um, New Years magic?
Chibi Yami- Um, yea. Right. Ok then.
Back with the other Chibi's
Chibi Shadow- I made it through the wildernessI made it throoooooooughdidn't know how lost I was until I found yooooouuu(glomps Chibi Bakura)
Chibi Malik- (takes the mike) It's Christmas time, again, it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, all year, I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
Chibi Yami Bakura- (tackles Chibi Malik and steals the mike) YOU PEOPLE SCARE ME, PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY HOME! LA LA LA LA LA
Chibi Ave- @.@ My eardrums have been blown out,
Chibi Shadow- @.@ And I thought Chibi Malik couldn't sing!
Chibi Malik- Hey, I heard that!
Chibi Shadow- Good, you were supposed to.
Chibi Malik- Meanie.
Chibi Ave- HEY NO FIGHTING!
Chibi Yami Bakura- (face cracks into an evil grin) Chibi Ave! you seem on the edge tonightcould it be the big TOTM?
Chibi Ave- (.) Now what ever made you think that?
Chibi Yami Bakura- You're moody.
Chibi Shadow- Well, we ate all her cookies, stole her secret stash of candy and ransacked the kitchen for sugar. I agree, what's the matter with you Chibi Ave?
Chibi Ave- (facefaults) Oh, nothing, nothing at all.
Chibi Yami Bakura- You lie.
Chibi Ave- (mumbles into the couch) No.
Chibi Bakura- Hey, why is everybody not singing anymore? (The puppy that he adopted in the last episode, Athena, who Chibi Kaiba is allergic to, jumps up and licks his face)
Chibi Ave- (grins) I love puppies!
Chibi Shadow- Here Athena! I got you a bone!
Chibi Dog Athena- Woof! (goes over to Chibi Shadow for the bone and a belly rub)
Chibi Bakura- Hey, maybe I should get another pet!
Chibi Kaiba- (who just walked in with the rest of our jolly *snort* singers) NO MORE ANIMALS! *sneezes*
Chibi Ave- (snickers) And a Happy New Year to you too. (gets out champagne) PARTY TIME!
Chibi Malik- I'LL GET THE FIRECRACKERS!
Chibi Yami Bakura- WEEEE! FIRE!
Chibi Shadow- (glomps him) My little pyromaniac
Chibi Yami- I'll get the food
Chibi Sailor Vercury- I'll go with him!
Chibi Yugi- Me and Chibi Sailorchibi will put away your..ummkareoke machine? When did we get one of those?
Chibi Ave- (shrugs) Dunno. It just showed up.
Chibi Yugi- Oh. Well, we'll put it away.
Chibi Sailorchibi- You're so cute! (glomps Chibi Yugi)
Chibi Malik- (comes down the stairs with Chibi Yami Bakura, both holding boxes labeled "Fun", "Lot's of fun", and "So much devastation can be caused with this box that no one can fathom how much fun it is!") Here is the dynamite- I mean, fireworks
Chibi Ave- (facefaults after reading what the boxes are labeled) Save me
Chibi Shadow- (throws the ball for Athena) Hey, let's wish everyone a
All Chibi's- HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Chibi Ave- (solemnly, after handing all the Chibi's glasses of champagne) I toast to the New Year, 2003, and I hope that we all have lots of fun! New beginnings, and more fun then ever will result! I hope everyone here has a very happy and healthy New Year! (all Chibi's down the champagne in 2 gulps) Now that that's said
Chibi Yami Bakura- FIREWORK TIME! (everyone piles out of the house, and witnesses the most spectacular display of fireworks ever written about in a Chibi story)
All Chibi's- HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
Ave- (finally collapses) Wow that was a long chapter to type.
Malik- Well, you didn't update for a month or so so you kinda deserved this
Ave- (brandishes her crooked fingers at him) MY FINGERS ARE ALL BROKEN!
Malik- (sweatdrops) Sorry bout that. I guess.
Ave- (sighs and leans back in her chair) Well, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. It was fun to write! Please review, it's very appreciated!
Malik- And it keeps her spirits up!
Ave- So please review, and see you all next time!