Title: Minority Report - The Remix
Disclaimer: It's kinda obvious that I don't own any of the original characters ... they came from the wonderful Phillip K. Dick ... or Steven Spielberg.
A/N: Sorry about the Tom "I'm gay" jokes, but trust me, I'm not doing them on purpose! If you think there are any homosexual jokes, then you're reading a little too deep into the fic! No offence intended though. And ohmigod, The Phantom, how dare you say Colin looks pasty?!?! *sets her couch on fire* Oops, hehe.
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INT. OF PRE-CRIME BUILDING. ANOTHER DAY HAS ARRIVED.
TOM:: Hey, did we just miss out a scene with me, that shed important light on my past?
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: Hmm, yes, but that was due to the author cutting it out or else this fanfic would be too long and anyway, everyone knows that your son got lost in a swimming pool and it's all your fault.
AUDIENCE:: Thanks for the information. That really is so important ... not.
TOM:: *perky* So anyway, what's up today?
JED:: Nothing much.
TOM:: Geez, sometimes this job gets so boring, I wish that someone would just go and kill someone.
JED:: ???
AUDIENCE:: Ooh.
INT. OF TOM'S APARTMENT.
AUDIENCE:: Wow, it sure is dark in there.
COLIN:: *turns on the light* That help?
AUDIENCE:: Yes.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he looks so sexy in that suit.
COLIN:: *wanders around and picks up something random that is supposed to be some kind of illegal drug* Bingo!
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he sounds so sexy when he says that.
AUDIENCE:: Geez, we know he's sexy, stop drilling it into our heads!!
COLIN:: *watches video of Sean* Daddy's in a lot of trouble Sean ...
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he sounds so ...
COLIN:: Sexy, I know. It's a curse I tell you.
LEGOLAS/ORLANDO BLOOM:: Tell me about it.
INT. OF PRE-CRIME BUILDING
LAMAR:: So if that Colin comes snooping around, tell me about it. Okay? I don't like him.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: I don't like that old man.
TOM:: That makes just you and me buddy.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: ......
LAMAR:: Keep an eye on him, okay?
TOM:: Okay. *laughs for no apparent reason*
AUDIENCE:: Oh, that's a hint about something that's gonna happen later on in the movie. Real subtle.
TOM:: Okay Jed, let's crank up the music and get the show on the road!
JED:: *throws Tom the balls*
TOM:: *reads his name and gasps*
AUDIENCE:: Oh, now this is getting real good ...
TOM:: Jed, go get me some food.
JED:: Er ... okay. I thought you were on a diet though ...
TOM:: Yeah, it's the "Eat as Much as You Can" diet.
JED:: Okay. Wow, that sounds like a cool diet, I'm gonna go on that. *leaves*
TOM:: *watches himself on the screen and practically passes out* Noooooo!!
WALLY:: *from inside temple* I've always liked you Chief ...
TOM:: *stands up* What was that? Can't hear you.
WALLY:: *louder* I've always liked you Chief, so I'm gonna give you two minutes before I hit the alarm!!
TOM:: Can't you give me more time? No? Okay, I'm going.
INT. OF ELEVATOR
TOM:: Must get out!
COLIN:: Hi.
TOM:: aRgH!!
COLIN:: Do I just have this thing about me that makes everyone scream in alternate caps?
TOM:: I don't like you ... you're all pasty!
COLIN:: No, you are. You look very scared Tom ...
TOM:: Eep.
COLIN:: You're in a lot of trouble Tom. I found these at your place. *shakes the random drugs* It'll cost you six months in jail probably ...
TOM:: *gets his gun out and points it at Colin, pushing him to the wall* You're stealing my limelight!
COLIN:: Put the gun down Tom. I don't exactly hear a red ball.
TOM:: How can you hear a ball?
COLIN:: I don't know, that's what the script says. *smirks*
COLIN FANGIRL:: I would give anything to be Tom right now ...
THE ALARM GOES OFF.
COLIN:: *shocked look on face ... [god, I love that look on his face!!!]*
TOM:: *runs away but crashes into elevator doors*
COLIN:: Might help if you let the doors open first.
TOM:: *rubs his head* Now you tell me. *doors open, he runs away*
AUDIENCE:: Phew. That was mighty close.
COLIN FANGIRL:: So I'm guessing that Colin is the bad guy?
AUDIENCE:: Yes.
COLIN FANGIRL:: Oh, he's such a bad boy!!
TOM:: What about me? I'm on the run here!!
AUDIENCE:: Try taking the subway.
TOM:: Okay.
Disclaimer: It's kinda obvious that I don't own any of the original characters ... they came from the wonderful Phillip K. Dick ... or Steven Spielberg.
A/N: Sorry about the Tom "I'm gay" jokes, but trust me, I'm not doing them on purpose! If you think there are any homosexual jokes, then you're reading a little too deep into the fic! No offence intended though. And ohmigod, The Phantom, how dare you say Colin looks pasty?!?! *sets her couch on fire* Oops, hehe.
.........................................
INT. OF PRE-CRIME BUILDING. ANOTHER DAY HAS ARRIVED.
TOM:: Hey, did we just miss out a scene with me, that shed important light on my past?
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: Hmm, yes, but that was due to the author cutting it out or else this fanfic would be too long and anyway, everyone knows that your son got lost in a swimming pool and it's all your fault.
AUDIENCE:: Thanks for the information. That really is so important ... not.
TOM:: *perky* So anyway, what's up today?
JED:: Nothing much.
TOM:: Geez, sometimes this job gets so boring, I wish that someone would just go and kill someone.
JED:: ???
AUDIENCE:: Ooh.
INT. OF TOM'S APARTMENT.
AUDIENCE:: Wow, it sure is dark in there.
COLIN:: *turns on the light* That help?
AUDIENCE:: Yes.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he looks so sexy in that suit.
COLIN:: *wanders around and picks up something random that is supposed to be some kind of illegal drug* Bingo!
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he sounds so sexy when he says that.
AUDIENCE:: Geez, we know he's sexy, stop drilling it into our heads!!
COLIN:: *watches video of Sean* Daddy's in a lot of trouble Sean ...
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: Wow, he sounds so ...
COLIN:: Sexy, I know. It's a curse I tell you.
LEGOLAS/ORLANDO BLOOM:: Tell me about it.
INT. OF PRE-CRIME BUILDING
LAMAR:: So if that Colin comes snooping around, tell me about it. Okay? I don't like him.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: I don't like that old man.
TOM:: That makes just you and me buddy.
COLIN FANGIRL/S:: ......
LAMAR:: Keep an eye on him, okay?
TOM:: Okay. *laughs for no apparent reason*
AUDIENCE:: Oh, that's a hint about something that's gonna happen later on in the movie. Real subtle.
TOM:: Okay Jed, let's crank up the music and get the show on the road!
JED:: *throws Tom the balls*
TOM:: *reads his name and gasps*
AUDIENCE:: Oh, now this is getting real good ...
TOM:: Jed, go get me some food.
JED:: Er ... okay. I thought you were on a diet though ...
TOM:: Yeah, it's the "Eat as Much as You Can" diet.
JED:: Okay. Wow, that sounds like a cool diet, I'm gonna go on that. *leaves*
TOM:: *watches himself on the screen and practically passes out* Noooooo!!
WALLY:: *from inside temple* I've always liked you Chief ...
TOM:: *stands up* What was that? Can't hear you.
WALLY:: *louder* I've always liked you Chief, so I'm gonna give you two minutes before I hit the alarm!!
TOM:: Can't you give me more time? No? Okay, I'm going.
INT. OF ELEVATOR
TOM:: Must get out!
COLIN:: Hi.
TOM:: aRgH!!
COLIN:: Do I just have this thing about me that makes everyone scream in alternate caps?
TOM:: I don't like you ... you're all pasty!
COLIN:: No, you are. You look very scared Tom ...
TOM:: Eep.
COLIN:: You're in a lot of trouble Tom. I found these at your place. *shakes the random drugs* It'll cost you six months in jail probably ...
TOM:: *gets his gun out and points it at Colin, pushing him to the wall* You're stealing my limelight!
COLIN:: Put the gun down Tom. I don't exactly hear a red ball.
TOM:: How can you hear a ball?
COLIN:: I don't know, that's what the script says. *smirks*
COLIN FANGIRL:: I would give anything to be Tom right now ...
THE ALARM GOES OFF.
COLIN:: *shocked look on face ... [god, I love that look on his face!!!]*
TOM:: *runs away but crashes into elevator doors*
COLIN:: Might help if you let the doors open first.
TOM:: *rubs his head* Now you tell me. *doors open, he runs away*
AUDIENCE:: Phew. That was mighty close.
COLIN FANGIRL:: So I'm guessing that Colin is the bad guy?
AUDIENCE:: Yes.
COLIN FANGIRL:: Oh, he's such a bad boy!!
TOM:: What about me? I'm on the run here!!
AUDIENCE:: Try taking the subway.
TOM:: Okay.