Title: Minority Report - The Remix
Disclaimer: It's kinda obvious that I don't own any of the original characters ... they came from the wonderful Phillip K. Dick ... or Steven Spielberg.
A/N: I swear, you reviewers [note how I say reviewers not readers, *cough*] are the BEST! You guys are so hilarious!! And you're right, spadesjade, I am having a lot of fun writing this fic and reading my feedback!
*cough* And to The Phantom ... well, I'll just have to generate another appearance of TBN to keep you interested ... and Colin's "death"? Hmm, we'll see about that [I actually cried in the cinema when that happened, I was heartbroken!] .........................................
INT. OF CAR FACTORY
COLIN:: *searches for Tom, by running around and peeking through boxes*
AUDIENCE:: We know he's small, but he's not that small to fit through that gap.
COLIN:: Better to be safe then sorry. *runs around a bit more and gets his hair all messy*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: *swoon*
UNLUCKLY GUY WITH POPCORN:: *trips over girls* Aargh!
GIDEON:: Hi. You may think I'm just a scary guy who looks after the criminals, but no, I happen to be one of Colin's henchmen too.
TOM:: *comes up from behind him* Traitor! You're meant to be my friend!
GIDEON:: And the lesson you learn today is ... you don't have friends. You're on the run.
TOM:: Oh. True that.
GIDEON:: *gets ready to blast Tom with his snazzy gun*
TOM:: *beats the crap out of Gideon and takes his snazzy gun*
GIDEON:: Oh, the Phantom isn't gonna be happy with you.
TOM:: *blasts Gideon into next week with the gun*
SOMETIME IN NEXT WEEK
HART:: Whoa, what's that? *points to Gideon's legs sticking out of a swirly thing*
BULLSEYE:: Looks like someone stuck in time.
HART:: Should we get him out?
BULLSEYE:: Nah.
INT. OF CAR FACTORY
TOM:: Wow, sometimes I underestimate my own strength.
COLIN:: There you are!
TOM:: Eep! *jumps onto a moving crane and gets swung onto a conveniently located moving platform*
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: It is not conveniently located. This is a car factory, so there are many ... uh ... moving platforms and uh ... moving stuff ... uh ... around.
AUDIENCE:: Does he ever do any research?
COLIN:: *jumps up onto platform*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Wow, he's so fit.
COLIN:: *wraps random necklace around his hand and kisses it*
COLIN FANGIRL:: What the hell was that?
COLIN:: *moves towards Tom, fists up*
TOM:: *moves towards Colin, fists up*
AUDIENCE:: Ooh, he's beating Tom pretty bad!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Go Colin! Whooo!
AUDIENCE:: Ooh, Tom's fighting back!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Nooo!
AUDIENCE:: Good left hook there!
TOM:: *falls off*
COLIN:: *jumps down and lands on top of him*
AUDIENCE:: I swear, there are too many homophobic messages being sent out in this movie.
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Ooh, he's winning, he's winning!
TOM:: *strangles Colin*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Maybe not.
COLIN:: *looks up and sees something vaguely scary, so grabs onto a moving arm and gets out*
TOM:: Huh? *gets trapped inside*
AUDIENCE:: Whoa! Is he dead?
TOM FANGIRL:: Nooooo!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Yesss!!
INT. OF SOMEWHERE ELSE INSIDE THE FACTORY
COLIN:: *strolls along with his henchmen*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh boss, I uh, think he's dead.
HENCHMAN 2:: Can we go grab a pizza?
COLIN:: Never be too sure.
HENCHMAN 2:: What, about the pizza?
COLIN:: Never mind. *leans on the window and watches a car drive by*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh boss, is that the car?
COLIN:: Quiet you fools.
HENCHMAN 2:: It's a real pretty car.
HENCHMAN 3:: Mmph mmph mmph.
TOM:: *rises from the car and sticks his tongue out* Na na na na na!
COLIN:: *hits his hand* Damn! *starts to run*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh look boss, he's inside the car!
HENCHMAN 2:: How did he get in there?
HENCHMAN 1:: I dunno.
COLIN:: *runs after car, as it pulls out of the factory*
TOM:: Wheeeeeeeee! Now I've got the cool car, all I need is ... uh ... some direction on what to do next ...
COLIN:: I'm gonna get you Tom. *camera zooms close* Ow! *rubs head where camera hit him*
AUDIENCE:: Wow, that scene was real good. Exactly what we wanted.
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: I aim to please. What did the Colin fangirls think?
COLIN FANGIRLS:: *barely breathing*
Disclaimer: It's kinda obvious that I don't own any of the original characters ... they came from the wonderful Phillip K. Dick ... or Steven Spielberg.
A/N: I swear, you reviewers [note how I say reviewers not readers, *cough*] are the BEST! You guys are so hilarious!! And you're right, spadesjade, I am having a lot of fun writing this fic and reading my feedback!
*cough* And to The Phantom ... well, I'll just have to generate another appearance of TBN to keep you interested ... and Colin's "death"? Hmm, we'll see about that [I actually cried in the cinema when that happened, I was heartbroken!] .........................................
INT. OF CAR FACTORY
COLIN:: *searches for Tom, by running around and peeking through boxes*
AUDIENCE:: We know he's small, but he's not that small to fit through that gap.
COLIN:: Better to be safe then sorry. *runs around a bit more and gets his hair all messy*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: *swoon*
UNLUCKLY GUY WITH POPCORN:: *trips over girls* Aargh!
GIDEON:: Hi. You may think I'm just a scary guy who looks after the criminals, but no, I happen to be one of Colin's henchmen too.
TOM:: *comes up from behind him* Traitor! You're meant to be my friend!
GIDEON:: And the lesson you learn today is ... you don't have friends. You're on the run.
TOM:: Oh. True that.
GIDEON:: *gets ready to blast Tom with his snazzy gun*
TOM:: *beats the crap out of Gideon and takes his snazzy gun*
GIDEON:: Oh, the Phantom isn't gonna be happy with you.
TOM:: *blasts Gideon into next week with the gun*
SOMETIME IN NEXT WEEK
HART:: Whoa, what's that? *points to Gideon's legs sticking out of a swirly thing*
BULLSEYE:: Looks like someone stuck in time.
HART:: Should we get him out?
BULLSEYE:: Nah.
INT. OF CAR FACTORY
TOM:: Wow, sometimes I underestimate my own strength.
COLIN:: There you are!
TOM:: Eep! *jumps onto a moving crane and gets swung onto a conveniently located moving platform*
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: It is not conveniently located. This is a car factory, so there are many ... uh ... moving platforms and uh ... moving stuff ... uh ... around.
AUDIENCE:: Does he ever do any research?
COLIN:: *jumps up onto platform*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Wow, he's so fit.
COLIN:: *wraps random necklace around his hand and kisses it*
COLIN FANGIRL:: What the hell was that?
COLIN:: *moves towards Tom, fists up*
TOM:: *moves towards Colin, fists up*
AUDIENCE:: Ooh, he's beating Tom pretty bad!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Go Colin! Whooo!
AUDIENCE:: Ooh, Tom's fighting back!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Nooo!
AUDIENCE:: Good left hook there!
TOM:: *falls off*
COLIN:: *jumps down and lands on top of him*
AUDIENCE:: I swear, there are too many homophobic messages being sent out in this movie.
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Ooh, he's winning, he's winning!
TOM:: *strangles Colin*
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Maybe not.
COLIN:: *looks up and sees something vaguely scary, so grabs onto a moving arm and gets out*
TOM:: Huh? *gets trapped inside*
AUDIENCE:: Whoa! Is he dead?
TOM FANGIRL:: Nooooo!
COLIN FANGIRLS:: Yesss!!
INT. OF SOMEWHERE ELSE INSIDE THE FACTORY
COLIN:: *strolls along with his henchmen*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh boss, I uh, think he's dead.
HENCHMAN 2:: Can we go grab a pizza?
COLIN:: Never be too sure.
HENCHMAN 2:: What, about the pizza?
COLIN:: Never mind. *leans on the window and watches a car drive by*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh boss, is that the car?
COLIN:: Quiet you fools.
HENCHMAN 2:: It's a real pretty car.
HENCHMAN 3:: Mmph mmph mmph.
TOM:: *rises from the car and sticks his tongue out* Na na na na na!
COLIN:: *hits his hand* Damn! *starts to run*
HENCHMAN 1:: Uh look boss, he's inside the car!
HENCHMAN 2:: How did he get in there?
HENCHMAN 1:: I dunno.
COLIN:: *runs after car, as it pulls out of the factory*
TOM:: Wheeeeeeeee! Now I've got the cool car, all I need is ... uh ... some direction on what to do next ...
COLIN:: I'm gonna get you Tom. *camera zooms close* Ow! *rubs head where camera hit him*
AUDIENCE:: Wow, that scene was real good. Exactly what we wanted.
STEVEN SPIELBERG:: I aim to please. What did the Colin fangirls think?
COLIN FANGIRLS:: *barely breathing*