Disclaimer: mugehdj....
Translation: i don't own anything now bugger off! *glares at lawyers*


Guess who's back, Back again... yes i'm back tell a friend...

ok don't tell a friend i can't handle anymore people but they might want to read it... ghhnghnghn i need sleeeeep and i should be doing my holiday homework.. and i should be doing my UCAS form... AND i.. oh you know what? never mind just be grateful this chapter was written i'm still suffering from a new years hang over..

my neighbours told on me....

anyway..

A very very belated Xmas present to Gypsy and Co. "Christmas comes but once a year, and this rate so will a chapter from this story"


The Chameleon suddenly let out a high pitched giggle and began to sing
'Strifo-man! Strifo-man i wanna be a strifo man!"

Strifo tried to hide his embarresment as the Chameleon ran around him in circles when another guy dressed in green pants and an orange shirt ran in and managed to grab the Chameleon. He gave a nervous laugh as Jenny glared at him

'Hi there i'm Maxmillian...Max fer short and this here is the Chameleon.'
'SQUEEEEEEEEE!'

Quatre blinked followed by Trowa, Wufei and Duo. they stared at Max unsure of what to say..

'Oh you found the Chameleon then?'

Yet another guy jogged in ruffling his almost black hair as he yawned then stretched upwards before dusting off his grey cargo pants and matching muscle t-shirt. He winked at Max causing the other man to take a few steps back and hold the Chameleon in front of him as a barrier

'SQUEEEEE! ZANOSIEL!'
'Hey Jenny just chuck that there duct tape would'ya?'

Jenny casually flicked the roll of grey tape over to Max, flashing a grin at Zanosiel for a second then turning back to the screen as Kaetron smiled up at Max then winked at Duo eyes full of mischief

'Well hey Max you look kinda flustered.'
'I do?'
Zanosiel rolled his eyes at Strifo and held out his hand to the pilots, shaking each of the four lads hands in turn he merely pointed to a large screen which now held Heero, Julie and Kurea

'Okay Jenny, whack it on, lets see what he's got.'
'Roger that.'

The pilots watched as Julie flew at Heero, Literally. And then began to attack him whilst Kurea watched and shouted out directions to Heero, all the while in teh back ground they could hear Kaetron winding up Max.

' Yeah you look REALLY Flustered'
'Why?'
'SQUEEEEE!' .... there was a sound of duct tape being torn off and then a muffled noise which could of been "squeee"
'You'd look flustered too if you'd had to chase after the chameleon, crawl through the air vents and had then falled out onto a mess hall table...'
'No, its just you look kinda rufled too.. you know your hairs more messed up than usual.. actually come to think about it so's Zanosiels...'
'Look i'm straight mhhk? he's not lets leave it at that.'
'Awww but you make such a cute couple...'
'yeah well you wanna know where Strifo's been?'

Strifo leapt from his place next to wufei and pinned Max to the floor tearing off another length of duct tape and slapping it over Max's mouth. The chameleon chose this point to jump into strifos lap whilst he was sitting atop Max and began to bounce up and down.
Duo looked at Zansosiel with a raised eyebrow,

'You expect us to believe that that is the chameleon?'

They both looked over at the bouncing hyperactive Five year old girl with curly black hair and brown eyes, and winced as she reached down and ripped off the duct tape over Max's mouth,

'She acts very mature for her age...' he replied trying to avoid Duo's eyes ' the stuf she comes out with is amazing... but uhh like any five year old girl she's attracted to shiney sparkling things, sugar and.. pink'

'So a Hyper Five year old is leading the fight against what exactly? the monster dust bunnies?' the sacrastic tone was Wufei even without his eyebrows fully regrown his scowl was something to be reckoned with.

'she's leading the fight against... the agents... lead by Him.' Yet another girl had stepped in (the room was becomming quite crowded now) ' I'll tell you more in the viewing area.'

'MHHHHHH MPHHHHG!' the Chameleon leapt at the new comber who was thrown to the ground dirty blonde hair askew, hazel eyes laughing and her skater clothes mussed up. She grinned

'Let me translate that for you, ahem The Chameleon says: TETSUO-SHIMA! But lets move to the viewing room before we go any further.'



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'Group, ATTENTION!'
'Captain Tollamer?'
'FORWARD MARCH!'
Captain Tollamer?'
'ABOUT TURN!'
CAPTAIN TOLLAMER!!!!'
'yes?' 'If I have to tell you one more time about wearing your pajamas on the battle field...'
'But they're camouflaged pajamas!'
'Well yes but... Look! its spread among your troops..'

A man with ash brown hair and hazel eyes waved meekly from inside his mobile suit

'Well they are Army ISSUE..'
'CAPTAIN TOLLAMER! We do not want our troops going into battle in standard issue Boxers! Wether they are Standard order or not! Do I Make Myself Clear?'


there was a pause as Gypsy look down and sighed inwardly... *and the guy in boxers looks so cute too* she thought

'Yes Sir.'
'Right.. Carry On Captain!'

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yes i have such a whacked sense of humour don't i? Max please don't kill me.. it was harmless fun.. and besides gypsy made me do it! *runs*