Chapter 15:: The Anime Gate in the Closet (part one)
Normally, I would put a little rant here. Or talk about how much I wish I could update more frequently. But, since you have all been so patient with me, I will just let you read this rather long installment of The Chibi Chronicles. Oh, and I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of the other animes mentioned here...
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Chibi Bakura- I GOT A BOW AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT!
Chibi Yami- (laughs) You couldn't hit me with that if you tried. And you KNOW it.
Chibi Bakura- Oh yea?
Chibi Yami- Yea.
Chibi Ryu- (is sitting with Chibi Yugi, watching them argue) Aren't you glad that Chibi Kaiba isn't here? This would turn so ugly so fast
Chibi Yugi- (nods) Ugly might be an understatement.
Chibi Sailorchibi- Why are they arguing again?
Chibi Ryu- (long sigh) They both decided that they want to be street fighters. So, they went out to find all the toy weapons in the house so they could duke it out. And then the problem came up that a cape was discovered and both wanted it. And, I assume you know the rest.
Chibi Sailorchibi- Ah. I see.
Chibi Shadow- (comes in with Chibi Sailor Vercury) *GASP!* CHIBI BAKURA! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A BOW? *death glares at Chibi Yami* Did HE do something to you? I'LL KILL HIM!
Chibi Sailor Vercury- (runs over to Chibi Yami, who is sporting a matrix-style gun) Did Chibi Bakura do anything to you? Did he touch a hair on your yellowblachandred head? I'LL KILL HIM!
Chibi Sailorchibi- *sweatdrops* It would seem both of them have gained a bodyguard.
Chibi Yugi- Oh no
Chibi Ryu- (realizes that it's going to get very messy if they hang around the kitchen any longer) Let's go upstairs (the poor Chibi's flee before the kitchen turns into a war zone)
-Meanwhile, in the den-
Chibi Ave- No.
Chibi Tea- Yes.
Chibi Ave- No way. I will not do that.
Chibi Tea- Please? It will be so CUTE!
Chibi Ave- (grumbles) And, conveniently, humiliating all at the same time!
Chibi Malik and Chibi Kaiba- Hi!
Chibi Kaiba- (very keenly) What would be very humiliating?
Chibi Tea- (holds up a box) I want Chibi Avie to dress up in this!
Chibi Malik- (takes box, opens it and snickers) This would be very mean to make her wear Chibi Tea.
Chibi Kaiba- (snatches box and cracks up laughing)
Chibi Ave- (turns red) Leamme alone
Chibi Malik- (reaches into the box and pulls out a pair of clogs) Now why the hell would you even think of wearing these?
Chibi Ave- Not. My. Idea.
Chibi Malik- Ah.
Chibi Ryu- (comes running in) Help! Chibi Bakura and Chibi Yami are going to kill each other!
Chibi Kaiba- Good riddance.
Chibi Sailorchibi- But if he kills Chibi Yami then you will never be able to defeat him a duel!
Chibi Kaiba- (horrified gasp) CRAP! *runs into the kitchen*
Chibi Yugi- See? Deep down I knew he cared about Chibi Yami!
Chibi Ryu- (mutters) Don't let Chibi Kaiba hear that
Chibi Sailorchibi- That could be scary. Destruction all around.
Chibi Yugi- (sees Chibi Kaiba and Chibi Shadow come flying out of the kitchen) Oh my
Chibi Sailor Vercury- STAND AND FIGHT!
Chibi Bakura- Scary wench, isn't she.
Chibi Yami- (chucks a bag of flour at Chibi Bakura) SHE IS NOT A WENCH!
Chibi Ave- HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY! WILL YOU ALL STOP FIGHTING FOR ONE FREAKIN MINUTE!?!?!?!?!!??????
All Chibi's- *silence*
Chibi Ave- Here, to make things a little easierand STRESS FREE (glares at Chibi Bakura and Chibi Yami) let's play a game!
Chibi Yami- Hey, that's my line.
Chibi Yugi- (pokes Chibi Yami) Shhhhhh!
Chibi Ave- So, anyone got an idea?
Chibi Malik- Lets go blow stuff up!
Chibi Ave-
Chibi Bakura- Yea! Blow stuff up! Like Chibi Yami's head! *he gets clunked on the head by Chibi Sailor Vercury*
Chibi Ave- (turns to Chibi Yugi and Chibi Sailorchibi) You both have any ideas?
Chibi Sailorchibi- I know! Hide and go seek!
Chibi Yugi- I LOVE that game!
Chibi Ryu- That sounds safe enough.
Chibi Shadow- Yay!
Chibi Ave- Ok then everyone, let's go! I'll count. (covers eyes) One(the Chibi's scatter) Three
Chibi Shadow- (has split off with Chibi Ryu, Chibi Bakura, Chibi Kaiba and Chibi Malik) Let's go hide in the bedrooms!
Chibi Kaiba- (dashes into the closet)
Chibi Bakura- (sweatdrops) Umm, Chibi Kaiba? (there is silence) Chibi Kaiba?
Chibi Kaiba- (muffled reply) Hey guys, I think I found somethingcome look!
Chibi Shadow- (crawls in, followed by the rest of the Chibi's. She stops suddenly and stares in awe)
Chibi Ryu- Why'd you stop?
Chibi Malik- It's a door
Chibi Kaiba- (points to the door) Should we go through?
All the Chibi's- Heck yea! (they all crawl through the closet's hidden vortex inter-dimensional (though they don't know they are hopping dimensions ^.^) door and into an entirely new closet)
Chibi Kaiba- (crawled through first) Where are we?
Chibi Ryu- Beats me.
Chibi Shadow- (holds up a pink kimono she just discovered) Pretty!
Chibi Malik- (slides open the door and gapes at what he sees)
Chibi Bakura- Uh-oh. We shouldn't be herewhereever here is. (suddenly the door to the room they are standing in slides open and reveals)
Chibi Yahiko- AAAAAGGGGHHH! KENSHIN! INTRUDERS!
Chibi Kenshin- (comes running in, drawing his Sabaka) Who are all of you?
Chibi Shadow- (eyes go wide) Kenshin? (looks at Chibi Yahiko) Yahiko? (turns around slowly and glares daggers at Chibi Kaiba) I'm going to kill you.
Chibi Karou- What's going on? Who are these people and why are they dressed so funny?
Chibi Malik- (mumbles) I LIKE my jeans
Chibi Bakura- (walks up to Chibi Kenshin and glares down at him) We are NOT dressed funny. It's you that's dressed funny. What guy in his right mind wears pink?
Chibi Shadow- (knocks Chibi Bakura on the back of the head) Be nice. They don't understand.
Chibi Bakura- (whirls) Oh, and you do know something? Then, kindly, inform the rest of us?
Chibi Shadow- We were time-warped, DUH. Or, inter-dimensionally warped. We are now in a different anime world.
Chibi Kenshin- Oro?
Chibi Karou- What in the world are they talking about?
Chibi Shadow- Hmmm this might be really hard to explain. We are from a different world then this one, a different dimension, if you will.
Chibi Yahiko- (snorts) Yea, and I'm the monkey king.
Chibi Karou- (appears behind him with a sinister grin on her face) Monkey King(pulls his ears) Yup, I see a resemblance
Chibi Yahiko- LET GO OF ME, UGLY!
Chibi Karou- (twitches) What did you just call me?
Chibi Yahiko- YOU HEARD ME! UGLY! UGLY! (Chibi Karou bashes him on the head)
Chibi Kenshin- (sweatdrops) Please excuse them
All Chibi's- (watch as Chibi Yahiko goes flying across the room) *sweatdrop*
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Meanwhile, back at the Chibi's house
Chibi Ave- (has found everyone except our little band of adventurers) HEY GUYS! COME OUT THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!
Chibi Yami- Where could they have gone? We've searched this whole place 3 times!
Chibi Ave- (eyes well up with tears) Where did Chibi Malik go? What if something happened to him?
Chibi Sailor Vercury- I'm sure he's fine.
Chibi Ave- Yea, I suppose
Chibi Yugi- I know one thing that we can do to get at least one of them running to us.
Chibi Tea- And that is?
Chibi Yugi- HEY CHIBI KAIBA! IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGONS INTO LITTLE PIECES!
(they wait for a few seconds, and no one comes)
Chibi Sailorchibi- That's it. Now we know something's definitely wrong.
Chibi Ave- (sighs) Mommy's not going to be happy, not at all
Chibi Yami- (went upstairs to look in the bedrooms) Hey guys! I think I found something!
Chibi Sailor Vercury- (glomps him) I knew you would! You are a genius, after all
Chibi Yami- *Blushes*
Chibi Sailorchibi- (goes into the bedroom) What did you find?
Chibi Tea- Look, over here! (she goes over to the closet and points to some moved boxes)
Chibi Ave- (turns slightly pale) Umm guys? We shouldn't go into the closet mommy told me that if there is one thing we are never to do its go into that closet
Chibi Yugi- when did she tell you this?
Chibi Ave- Remember a few months ago when she disappeared? And took daddy with her? And they said they were going on vacation?
Chibi Yugi- Yes.
Chibi Ave- she told me that we were never to go into the closet. And I kinda forgot.
Chibi Sailor Vercury- Oh great. What could mommy keep in there? Monsters?
Chibi Ave- Nah, she knows monsters don't scare me. She just said if I went in, then I might not come out.
Chibi Yugi- 0.0
Chibi Sailorchibi- (hugs Chibi Yugi) It's ok.
Chibi Yami- Well, that's the only place they could have gone. (crawls in) Hey, there's nothing here but a door. What's so scary about that?
Chibi Ave- (goes in after him) Hmm, I don't know.
Chibi Sailorchibi- Well, lets go. Because this is the only place we didn't check.
All Chibi's- (nod, and go through the door)
Chibi Yami- (falls out of a ceiling vent and lands on his head) OW!
Chibi Ave- (falls through on top of Chibi Yami, and is followed by all the other Chibi's falling on her)
Chibi Tea- (looks around) Where are we? This doesn't look like home!
Chibi Sailorchibi- It looks like I don't know what it looks like!
Chibi Ave- (struggles out from under everyone and gets up, looking around.) o.o
Chibi Yami- What is it?
Chibi Ave- (wordlessly points at the Capsule Corp logo on the door they fell in front of)
Chibi Sailor Vercury- Is that?
Chibi Ave- We are in big trouble. Yes we are.
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Meanwhileback at the now empty house
Ave- (walks in carrying a ton of bags and boxes, followed by Malik who is holding a sleeping Chibi Yami Sailor Vercury and Chibi Yami Malik) HEY GUYS! I'M HOME!
Malik- (puts down the two sleeping Chibi's) Now that was an interesting trip. Take the Yami's, you say. It will be fun, you say. (rubs the burns on his arms) Where the heck did my yami's Chibi get a flame-thrower?
Ave- hey, you aren't the only one that got toasted my that thing. (displays burned arms) I did too!
Malik- (notices the silence) Where in the world are the Chibi's? I'm surprised that Chibi Sailor Vercury isn't here to check if her yami bought something to try and kidnap Chibi Yami with
Ave- (15 minutes later, after she and Malik searched the whole house) They aren't here. Guess what that means.
Malik- (sweatdrops) they did it, didn't they.
Ave- Yup. But the question is, where did they wind up?
Malik- And how will these three (points at the peacefully *they are only peaceful when thy are sleeping* sleeping Chibi's) react when they find out that their better half's are gone?
Ave- Good Ra, this I not going to be pleasant.
A/n- Yes. I left you all hanging. Mwahaha. And, VICE will be postponed until further notice; I am still sifting through traps and things I've been sent. Please review!