Saiyan Visions & Adventures: Saiyan Feminine
By Moonraker One
CHAPTER THREE - Chi-Chi's bad shopping day
Chi-Chi and Kakaritta had entered a jewelry shop, because Chi-Chi said that no one woman could ever have too much jewelry. Kakaritta wasn't a big fan of female clothing or jewelry, so she was just here to watch Chi-Chi in action. Chi-Chi, as Kakaritta soon found out, was an incredible shopper. She managed to weasel one of the largest diamond rings out of the clerk's possession at a price that was hundreds less than the sticker price. Kakaritta, wasn't too interested, but even she had to be amazed at the deal that Chi-Chi pulled off there. Unfortunately, the shopping at this store was abruptly cut short by a crazed madman with a gun, who was quickly dispatched by Kakaritta. For the next part, Chi-Chi wanted Kakaritta to do some shopping on her own, so she told Kakaritta to meet her at the place they split up at within two hours later. One problem: Chi-Chi forgot to give Kakaritta some money. No problem; Kakaritta would find a way to get some from somewhere.
[Hmm…] she thought. [I need some money, but I'm going to have to find a legal way to get some!]
It was as if someone above was listening, for just as she was thinking that, she passed a person on the street who was a disciple of Hercule, who was a little "trigger-happy" to test out his teachings. He was offering three hundred thousand zenie.
"Listen up!" He yelled. "If you think that you can knock me out, I'll give you all the money that I have at this moment!"
Naturally, no one was going to step up because he was a professional. Kakaritta, on the other hand, was more than happy to oblige.
"Excuse me, mister? Do you think you can let a woman take part?" She asked him.
He chuckled a bit. "Ma'am, you're speaking to the single best student of Hercule, the world martial arts champion. I'll let you try, but no crying if I knock you on your ass!"
She walked forward; he cracked his knuckles and lunged toward her.
"Now, GO!" He yelled.
He hit her with a flurry of attacks, mostly punches and kicks, with some special Hercule moves thrown in here and there. He smiled as he thought of how much he had to be winning; he failed to notice she wasn't flinching.
"Uh mister?" She asked. "Is it my turn yet?"
He spoke even as he pressed the attack. "Why haven't you attacked me yet?!"
"Oh, okay."
FOOOM! Her fist met his head, sending him sailing across the sidewalk, where he landed flat on his back, unconscious. The punch she landed on him, wasn't even a mild punch; it was a mild tap. She smiled, waved to the cheering crowd, and picked up all the money she'd earned by defeating him. Once she collected the money, she went to a clothing store, and picked up a GI that was of the same style as her current one, but was made to suit a female figure, unlike the current one she was wearing. She then went into one of her favorite places: a Burger King.
"Hello, ma'am," said the person behind the counter. "Can I take your order?"
"I would like seventeen double whoppers and three large orders of fries."
You should have seen the eyes of the register man bug out. Nevertheless, she handed him the one hundred sixty-five zenie, and he gave her the four bags worth of food. Chi-Chi wasn't having such a good day. She was robbed, and her purse was stolen. Fortunately, her purse only had six thousand zenie, and her driver's license and information were at home. She walked over to Kakaritta, sitting on a bench, and sat down; she looked like she was whacked.
"Kakaritta, how was your shopping experience?" Chi-Chi asked. "My purse was stolen."
Kakaritta smiled. "How much money was taken?"
Chi-Chi grumbled. "Six thousand zenie. Why the hell are you smiling?"
Kakaritta opened the purse that she had bought, and pulled out six thousand, to give to Chi-Chi.
"Here you go. I knocked the crap out of this dude who trained under Hercule, and he gave me his money."
Chi-Chi laughed a bit; didn't anything remotely NORMAL happen when she was in the presence of this woman? Or did every interesting thing happen when she was around? No matter what the case may be, she was glad that this Saiyan female was around, or else she'd have probably been dead. As it turns out, she was actually starting to bond with Kakaritta.
At least the flight home was without peril.
-----SPECIAL AUTHOR REQUEST-----
If any of you are good artists, and are reading this story, could you please draw Kakaritta based on the physical descriptions in the story? Your work will be posted on my website with full credit to you. (You will, however, receive no money. I'm poor, you know.)
By Moonraker One
CHAPTER THREE - Chi-Chi's bad shopping day
Chi-Chi and Kakaritta had entered a jewelry shop, because Chi-Chi said that no one woman could ever have too much jewelry. Kakaritta wasn't a big fan of female clothing or jewelry, so she was just here to watch Chi-Chi in action. Chi-Chi, as Kakaritta soon found out, was an incredible shopper. She managed to weasel one of the largest diamond rings out of the clerk's possession at a price that was hundreds less than the sticker price. Kakaritta, wasn't too interested, but even she had to be amazed at the deal that Chi-Chi pulled off there. Unfortunately, the shopping at this store was abruptly cut short by a crazed madman with a gun, who was quickly dispatched by Kakaritta. For the next part, Chi-Chi wanted Kakaritta to do some shopping on her own, so she told Kakaritta to meet her at the place they split up at within two hours later. One problem: Chi-Chi forgot to give Kakaritta some money. No problem; Kakaritta would find a way to get some from somewhere.
[Hmm…] she thought. [I need some money, but I'm going to have to find a legal way to get some!]
It was as if someone above was listening, for just as she was thinking that, she passed a person on the street who was a disciple of Hercule, who was a little "trigger-happy" to test out his teachings. He was offering three hundred thousand zenie.
"Listen up!" He yelled. "If you think that you can knock me out, I'll give you all the money that I have at this moment!"
Naturally, no one was going to step up because he was a professional. Kakaritta, on the other hand, was more than happy to oblige.
"Excuse me, mister? Do you think you can let a woman take part?" She asked him.
He chuckled a bit. "Ma'am, you're speaking to the single best student of Hercule, the world martial arts champion. I'll let you try, but no crying if I knock you on your ass!"
She walked forward; he cracked his knuckles and lunged toward her.
"Now, GO!" He yelled.
He hit her with a flurry of attacks, mostly punches and kicks, with some special Hercule moves thrown in here and there. He smiled as he thought of how much he had to be winning; he failed to notice she wasn't flinching.
"Uh mister?" She asked. "Is it my turn yet?"
He spoke even as he pressed the attack. "Why haven't you attacked me yet?!"
"Oh, okay."
FOOOM! Her fist met his head, sending him sailing across the sidewalk, where he landed flat on his back, unconscious. The punch she landed on him, wasn't even a mild punch; it was a mild tap. She smiled, waved to the cheering crowd, and picked up all the money she'd earned by defeating him. Once she collected the money, she went to a clothing store, and picked up a GI that was of the same style as her current one, but was made to suit a female figure, unlike the current one she was wearing. She then went into one of her favorite places: a Burger King.
"Hello, ma'am," said the person behind the counter. "Can I take your order?"
"I would like seventeen double whoppers and three large orders of fries."
You should have seen the eyes of the register man bug out. Nevertheless, she handed him the one hundred sixty-five zenie, and he gave her the four bags worth of food. Chi-Chi wasn't having such a good day. She was robbed, and her purse was stolen. Fortunately, her purse only had six thousand zenie, and her driver's license and information were at home. She walked over to Kakaritta, sitting on a bench, and sat down; she looked like she was whacked.
"Kakaritta, how was your shopping experience?" Chi-Chi asked. "My purse was stolen."
Kakaritta smiled. "How much money was taken?"
Chi-Chi grumbled. "Six thousand zenie. Why the hell are you smiling?"
Kakaritta opened the purse that she had bought, and pulled out six thousand, to give to Chi-Chi.
"Here you go. I knocked the crap out of this dude who trained under Hercule, and he gave me his money."
Chi-Chi laughed a bit; didn't anything remotely NORMAL happen when she was in the presence of this woman? Or did every interesting thing happen when she was around? No matter what the case may be, she was glad that this Saiyan female was around, or else she'd have probably been dead. As it turns out, she was actually starting to bond with Kakaritta.
At least the flight home was without peril.
-----SPECIAL AUTHOR REQUEST-----
If any of you are good artists, and are reading this story, could you please draw Kakaritta based on the physical descriptions in the story? Your work will be posted on my website with full credit to you. (You will, however, receive no money. I'm poor, you know.)