Saiyan Visions and Adventures: Saiyan Feminine

By Moonraker One

CHAPTER FIVE – Kakaritta, the Saiyan Delivery Woman

            Kakaritta woke up to the sound of the wind stirring up the leaves outside the house; her Saiyan senses were so acute that she could feel a fly causing vibrations in the air as it flew. She was a Saiyan, so she never slept too long anyway. She went to bed when it was close to midnight, and now, she leaned over to check the clock, and it was four a.m. She realized that it would be about four more hours until it would be time for her to go to her new job that Bulma had helped her get, so she decided that it was time for her to go out and get her breakfast for the day. Her breakfast consisted of berries from the forest, and a three hundred pound giant fish; a hearty light breakfast.

            Washing up, and hastily donning her orange and blue GI, she tore out the door, making sure that she didn't awaken anyone. She flew about two feet above the ground until she made it to the forest, where she flew through the forest, quickly gathering berries she dashed by at super speed. She shoved them into her mouth as she landed and ran towards the lake.

            Time for all of you fish in the lake to cower in terror! She thought as she took off her clothes and set them on a rock nearby, in preparation to jump into the lake.

            She smiled, and leaped into the lake, leaving only a minimal splash. She loved the cold shock pass through her body as she began swimming. She swam at super speed until she saw the fish that would become her breakfast. It tried in vain to escape from her, causing quite an underwater ruckus, which ended in her kicking it in the head and scooping it up. She jumped from the water, and set the dead fish on the shore beside the lake. Donning her GI once again, she gathered firewood quickly and set it under the fish, completing the exercise with a small ki shot that ignited the firewood.

            A rock was nearby that would provide a perfect place to sit, when a large bear came up, and decided it was going to foolishly attempt to steal Kakaritta's fish; this was the first and last major mistake of the bear's life. For, after eating all the meat off of the fish, she skinned the bear and placed him on the fire to cook. Because she didn't believe in waste, she cleaned the bearskin in the river and, using her ki, fashioned it into a coat. By the time her meal had completely ended, there was one hour left until work began.

            Because she was a woman that liked to be on time, unlike what her male version was, she flew towards Capsule Corporation at top speed. Bulma, who was sitting on the front porch, watching the sun as it rose, smiled in admiration of Kakaritta's punctuality.

            "Well," Bulma said. "Aren't you an early bird?"

            Kakaritta stood up straight. "What do you want me to do first, ma'am?" She asked, smiling.

            Bulma laughed mildly at the military-like stance of the Saiyan female in front of her. "At ease," she said, teasingly. "You can go to the storage room and begin your rounds."

            She handed Kakaritta a sheet with names and addresses of customers.

            "Your first customer," she said, "is Centra corporation. The manager there ordered two capsule constructors."

            Kakaritta dashed off to the storage room, where there was a guard posted immediately outside the door. She showed him her ID and proceeded. Wow, she'd never seen so many items to be delivered before. She looked over to the far left side, where a man had loaded all of the items into a truck.

            "This will be your delivery truck," he said. "I'd suggest you bring this thing back in full condition, or else it will be taken from your paycheck."

            She gave the guy an evil look as he walked out the door, and opened the gate behind her.

            Moron, she thought. He actually thinks that I need a vehicle to deliver these items!
            She flew out the door, sheet in pocket, radio in right hand, truck in left. She flew upwards, until she saw the top of her target: the Centra building, with its large C on top. She flew at top speed until she got to the parking garage beside the building. She flew into the second level, and set the truck down in one of the spaces, and headed into the building.

            The security guard at the desk as she walked in gave her the location of the office where she was to deliver the machines; level two, room two seven three. She went back to the truck, got the machines, and took off towards her destination. Ascending the stairs, she attracted much attention; apparently not too many people before had seen a woman carrying two seven hundred pound capsule constructors before.

            She arrived at the room, and saw that the door was locked. No matter; she kicked the door down, and walked in. She noticed that there was no one sitting at the secretary's desk. She set down the constructors in the main area, and walked towards the manager's office. When she opened the door, she recoiled from what she saw: the manager and the secretary were on top of the desk together.

            "Oh, I'm sorry," she said, shielding her eyes. "I didn't know you were…busy."

            The secretary looked at Kakaritta, then the manager. "Who the hell is this woman?!" She yelled.

            Kakaritta waved, keeping one hand on her eyes. "I'm Kakaritta, the woman from Capsule Corporation that was sent to deliver two capsule constructors. They're out in the main area."

            She walked out, and ran at top speed back to the truck. When she got to it, there were several teenagers that were trying to steal the truck. Realizing that she could not lose the truck, she decided to stop the teenagers.

            "Excuse me," she demanded. "That is not your truck."

            The leader fired up the ignition and tore off like a bat out of hell, but was unable to match Kakaritta's super speed while running. Dashing up to the truck, she leaped onto the side, opened the door, and threw out the leader. A teenager in the passenger's side tried to fire his gun at her; he was launched out the window on her side. One tried to come up from behind and choke her with a chain; a well-placed backhand rendered him unconscious, leaving him wide open to be ejected through the sunroof.

            She smiled; not bad for her first delivery.