"Where were you last night? We missed you at the party."

"Oh, Hakuba-kun. Sorry about that. I ended up sleeping with Kaito."

"Kaito?!"

"Yeah. We shared the bed."

"Bed?!"

"Oh, get your mind out of the gutter. It's not like he could have done anything, tied to the bed like that."

"... Tied?"

"Yeah. The Key to the handcuffs disappeared and we had to wait for the sleeping gas to wear off before he could get loose."

"Sleeping gas?"

"It somehow got mixed in with his smoke screen."

"..."

"It was for an escape trick. You know, where the magician is bound to a frame and escapes in a cloud of smoke? Only this time it backfired, so I spent the night keeping an eye on him. That was good sleeping gas."

"... In his bed?"

"Why not? The floor was cold, and he very well couldn't sleep on the floor tied up like he was. ... Hakuba-kun? Hakuba-kun? Why are you hitting your head against the wall like that? Hakuba-kun?"

-fin-

I don't know, seriously just don't know. Sometimes the mental pics just won't leave me alone...