He was dead. D-E-A-D, Dead, Dead, Dead DEAD.

And dang if he wasn't enjoying every moment of it.

He, Kuroba Kaito, Magician, Thief and Prankster Extraordinarie, had managed to pull a stunt that no one in their right minds would every expect him to pull.

Or their left minds either. Or what was left of their minds. What ever.

He had pulled a panty raid.

On Hakuba Saguru.

Okay, so technically that made it a briefs raid, but the general gist of it still held. Sneak in, pick the locks to gain entry, steal the underwear and sneak out undetected with the goods. The last part being the most important.

And his mother's odd craft classes had came in handy. Who knew that you could create so many different colours and patterns with tie-dye? The effect was quite dazzling, with them all strung up on the school's flag poles like that. And the ones he had hidden in the classroom too.

He may have been a thief, but he always returned what he stole. Just not always in the same condition...

Really, it was Hakuba's own fault anyway. One should never tell a *cough* suspected *cough* phantom thief that they couldn't sneak their way out of a paper sack with a road map.

Although using the left over neon blue dye to dye the blond's hair candy apple green might have been a bit much...

.... Nah.

-Fin-

Can just see Hakuba with bright green hair, looking up at the school flag pole and cursing.
-and Akako pulling tie-dyed undies out of her desk drawer.... ^____^

There's a comment in 'Game Trilogy' (written over a year ago, sheesh) about Hakuba with green hair. We've been trying to figure it out ever since. o_O

Of course, Hakuba with green hair would probably look something like first season Kaiba Seto, or an older Kaiba Noa... Heh. Similar attitudes too!

Due to some -really- bad past couple of days [massive understatement] including a death in the family, new fics will either be highly funky or non-existent for the next week or so.
Just a heads up.