Disclaimer: I don't own YGO, Scale/Senui, or Ankh/Ankhare.
Before I start apologizing, let me respond to the reviews.
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Indigo Tantarian: I hated to do that to Baku-chan. Yes, Yami was punished by missing that, though I don't think Suma agrees with me. Arigato! I was wondering if you minded me adding another couple or two to this story? I was thinking about having an Ankh/Shizuka and a possible Shadi/Isis pairing, if that's OK with you, that is.
Absolute Ruler: Thanks! I'll try to keep it funny. It's OK.
Jaid Skywalker: Thanks for the insult! I'm glad you like it!
Rambling Chaos: Thank you so much! I've FINALLY continued.
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OK, now that that's over with, I'd like to apologize for not updating sooner. I could give you all my reasons for not updating sooner, but I think I'll just go on with the fic. Thoughts have changed to italics and I've changed the summary.
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// Mai? Please tell me you're kidding. //
/ I'm not kidding. /
// Then Suma's insane. //
/ Yami! /
// What? //
/That's not nice. /
// It's the truth. //
/ If she does something to you then I wouldn't blame her. /
^ I'm galad to here you say that, Yugi^
/ Suma? /
^ Yes, it is I. I've decided that my punishments for Bakura* and Yuugiou were not good enough, so I'm giving them the same punishment as Ankhkare and Senui ^
// What do you mean the punishments weren't good enough? I apparently missed Bakura in an embarrasing moment and got stepped on! Besides, I'm the Pharaoh. I'm not supposed to get punished! //
^And I don't care if you're Ra himself, you are going to be punished! ^
After she said that, everyone heard a LOUD crash of thunder.
"Strange." Yugi said.
"What the heck was that!?!" Asked a startled Malik who had just woken up.
"It was only a crash of thunder moron." Scale answered.
"Oh," Malik simply replied.
"I don't... believe it," Bakura began. "After five thousand years I finally have a body! I have a body! Thank Ra, I have a body!"
"I hate to burst your bubble, wait.... no I don't, but either way it's only temporary." Yami told him.
"Oh," Bakura began, "I knew that."
"Would someone mind telling me what's going on here?" Malik asked.
~*~
"So, Ankh, Scale, Bakura, and the Pharaoh are all mortal for two weeks?" Malik asked to confirm everything he'd just been told.
"Correct," Isis answered.
"Cool." Malik replied.
"Cool?" Ankh asked.
"It's another word for 'neat' or 'interesting', weed head." Scale told him.
That comment caused everyone to look at Scale strangely.
"What are you all gawking at?" Scale asked. (A*A*F: I cannot believe I just used you all instead of ya'll!)
"Nothing," Shadi began, "I just didn't think you knew what such a modern word meant."
"That just proves how big of an idiot you are." Scale told him.
"So, Bakura, from what I've heard you seem to like music." Malik said.
"What's it to you?" Bakura asked.
"Nothing, I was just wondering who your favorite singer was."
"The Possum." Bakura answered.
"Who?" Malik asked.
"George Jones." Bakura answered.
"George Jones is your favorite singer? How? I mean, everybody knows that Pink is the best singer." Malik asked and said.
"I don't think so!" Yami exclaimed. "Nelly's the best singer alive."
"No, it's the Possum."
"Pink!"
"Nelly!"
"THe Possum!"
"Pink!"
"Nelly!"
"The Possum!
"Pink!"
"Nelly!"
Everybody sweatdropped as Yami, Bakura, and Malik continued to argue over who's the best singer.
"What are they arguing about?" Ankh asked.
"Who the better singer is," Yugi answered.
"I see." Shadi said.
"How...odd." Ankh said.
"Why don't we go into the living room. It might be a little quieter," Yugi suggested.
~*~
Everybody was sitting down in the living room enjoyin some tea when they heard Jounouchi's voice.
"Hey Yug, Malik, Yami an' Bakura are yellin' sumthin' 'bout possums an' da color pink." Jou said. (Sadiki: What an idiot!)
"I know, Jou," Yugi said as he sweatdropped. "What are you doing here?"
"It looked like it was going to rain so we decided to come by here," Shizuka answered. "Who's that?" She asked, looking directly at Ankh.
"Sit down and we'll explain everything." Isis answered."
~*~
"So, lemme get dis straight," Jounouchi began, "You two ar' spirits like Yami an' Bakura. An' you two, Bakura, an' Yami are all mortal for two weeks."
"He's got it! He's got it! By Ra, he's finally got it!" Ryou exclaimed.
Everybody looked at Ryou strangely after he said that.
"I've been hanging around my yami too much, haven't I?" Ryou asked.
"Yeah." Jounouchi said.
"Hey Yugi, I've come to get my Harpie Lady card." mai said as she walked in the room wondering why Bakura, Malik, and Yami were shouting Pink, Nelly, and The Possum. She and Scale's eyes met.
"Who's the fashion-challenged idiot/Who's the slut?" They asked simultaneously, and then glared at each other.
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*- I found out Bakura's name in Ancient Egypt really was Bakura so now that's what Suma will call him.
That's it for this chapter. R&R!